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(Mational Day Calendar)   July 5 is National Bikini Day. Feel free to show pics of yourself in one or discuss your bathing suit experiences   (nationaldaycalendar.com) divider line
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2022-07-05 1:20:28 AM  
Subby, if I posted a picture of myself in a bikini, I would be wanted for a war crime
 
2022-07-05 2:05:59 AM  
Why can't we have national bikini month?
 
2022-07-05 2:30:18 AM  
There is film evidence of me taking my first steps on the beach at the Pier House, I'm wearing a leopard skin speedo and using a St. Pauli Girl beer to balance.
 
2022-07-05 5:35:48 AM  
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/yes, I know it's a 'shop
//don't gaf
///been on Fark long enough to know what a bikini thread would have been like back in the day
 
2022-07-05 5:49:14 AM  
No one wants to see a picture of me in a bikini.  There isn't enough eye bleach for that.
 
2022-07-05 7:40:20 AM  
I'm pretty sure a picture of me in a bikini violates the EULA of The Internet and multiple International Treaties.
 
2022-07-05 7:51:35 AM  
Do you want pictures of overweight, hairy guys in thongs?

Because this is how you get pictures of overweight, hairy guys in thongs.

/NTTIAW - Oh my goddesses, who am I kidding?  There is so much wrong with that.
 
2022-07-05 7:51:51 AM  
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2022-07-05 8:06:47 AM  
Subby there is plenty of the porn on the internet.
 
2022-07-05 8:21:36 AM  

i_dig_chicks: Subby there is plenty of the porn on the internet.


Was this your inspiration?
Jonah Jones - I Dig Chicks
Youtube XMsIEPzTLTo
 
2022-07-05 8:22:02 AM  
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2022-07-05 8:38:51 AM  
Dear Fark,

I never thought this would happen to me but it was national bikini day...

/The image in your head is preferable to any images of me
 
2022-07-05 8:52:51 AM  
relaxitsjustme:

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/yes, I know it's a 'shop
//don't gaf
///been on Fark long enough to know what a bikini thread would have been like back in the day


Didja lift that from today's edition of the virtual toilet paper that calls itself The Hill?

Didja?
 
2022-07-05 8:54:56 AM  
This was clearly posted by some 4chaner trying to render farkers blind.
 
2022-07-05 8:55:11 AM  
My wife and I are both old and fat now, but when I look at her, I still see that skinny teenager in a crocheted bikini.
 
2022-07-05 9:17:33 AM  

Laobaojun: Do you want pictures of overweight, hairy guys in thongs?

Because this is how you get pictures of overweight, hairy guys in thongs.

/NTTIAW - Oh my goddesses, who am I kidding?  There is so much wrong with that.


Just for you:
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2022-07-05 9:24:51 AM  

Monty_Zoncolan: There is film evidence of me taking my first steps on the beach at the Pier House, I'm wearing a leopard skin speedo and using a St. Pauli Girl beer to balance.


I found the video.
 
2022-07-05 9:50:55 AM  
Oddly, all three of my swimsuits are Speedos.
Swim trunks, that is.
You're welcome.
 
2022-07-05 9:53:33 AM  
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2022-07-05 9:53:48 AM  
One of my happiest pictures is from our first visit to Sanibel Island back in the 70s. My wife is sitting in the surf near the shore hunting for specimen-quality shells. (It's what one does on Sanibel.) She's got that scrunched-up grimace from getting splashed. And she's wearing  the cutest bikini I've ever seen. About 3 sneezes worth of cloth. And she is soooo pretty.

And it's not getting within a quarter of a mile of the intertubes.
 
2022-07-05 10:05:56 AM  
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2022-07-05 10:09:56 AM  
I miss olde fark
 
2022-07-05 10:17:53 AM  
Here's one for your spank bank, subby

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2022-07-05 10:32:46 AM  

offacue: I miss olde fark


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If you're in the mood for a wistful nostalgia-fueled wank "Mosaique des bikinis, Piazza Armerina" near Sicily may interest you.  It can also be hosed off, which prevented it from turning into a stucco over the years despite its ages of titillation.
 
2022-07-05 10:34:41 AM  
I could post a photo of me from a country music festival wearing a speedo. I am just trying to decide how much I loathe you all.
 
2022-07-05 10:35:29 AM  

brap: offacue: I miss olde fark

[joshobrouwers.com image 850x478]If you're in the mood for a wistful nostalgia-fueled wank "Mosaique des bikinis, Piazza Armerina" near Sicily may interest you.  It can also be hosed off, which prevented it from turning into a stucco over the years despite its ages of titillation.


That's a nasty looking mole in her armpit. Oh wait, that's supposed to be a boob. Always funny when artists reveal that they're actually incels.
 
2022-07-05 11:13:18 AM  

leviosaurus: Why can't we have national bikini month?


You have to be a minor for that.  MINORITY.  You have to be a minority for that.
 
2022-07-05 11:33:31 AM  
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It's da bomb!
 
2022-07-05 11:33:56 AM  

offacue: I miss olde fark


Go on Twitter, search for: #NationalBikiniDay. You're welcome.
 
2022-07-05 11:47:30 AM  

yakmans_dad: One of my happiest pictures is from our first visit to Sanibel Island back in the 70s. My wife is sitting in the surf near the shore hunting for specimen-quality shells. (It's what one does on Sanibel.) She's got that scrunched-up grimace from getting splashed. And she's wearing  the cutest bikini I've ever seen. About 3 sneezes worth of cloth. And she is soooo pretty.

And it's not getting within a quarter of a mile of the intertubes.


Well, was she homeschooled or what?
 
2022-07-05 11:47:45 AM  
I'm a dude so I don't wear a bikini, but here's my girlfriend in one.

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2022-07-05 11:48:07 AM  

Billy Liar: [bing.com image 263x140]

It's da bomb!


Not bikini ar all
 
2022-07-05 11:56:16 AM  

wademh: [i.pinimg.com image 530x761]


Is that Inspector Gadget?
 
2022-07-05 11:57:45 AM  

Petite Mel: My wife and I are both old and fat now, but when I look at her, I still see that skinny teenager in a crocheted bikini.


This is one of the sweetest things I've read in quite awhile.
 
2022-07-05 11:57:52 AM  
 
2022-07-05 11:58:39 AM  
Dear Penthouse...
 
2022-07-05 11:58:55 AM  
 
2022-07-05 12:01:31 PM  

kdawg7736: [Fark user image image 492x448]


Is it the girl on the right who has no top but is using her hand in one side and getting groped on the other to cover up?

/I know its not, but thought that was fun too.
 
2022-07-05 12:03:19 PM  

Russ1642: brap: offacue: I miss olde fark

[joshobrouwers.com image 850x478]If you're in the mood for a wistful nostalgia-fueled wank "Mosaique des bikinis, Piazza Armerina" near Sicily may interest you.  It can also be hosed off, which prevented it from turning into a stucco over the years despite its ages of titillation.

That's a nasty looking mole in her armpit. Oh wait, that's supposed to be a boob. Always funny when artists reveal that they're actually incels.


Not necessarily.  Back in the day, nude modeling was much more heavily frowned upon for women than for men, to the point that even prostitutes would refuse nude modeling jobs.  As a result, many artists tried to infer the details of the female form using male models, because (unless they had photographic memories) that's all they could do.
 
2022-07-05 12:05:20 PM  

offacue: i_dig_chicks: Subby there is plenty of the porn on the internet.

Was this your inspiration?
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/XMsIEPzTLTo]


I made this acct back in 2002, who knows what frame of mind I was in back then.
 
2022-07-05 12:13:26 PM  
Gang of Four "I Found That Essence Rare" (John Peel Session)
Youtube 9WywJ3G2OgY
 
2022-07-05 12:17:50 PM  

phimuskapsi: offacue: I miss olde fark

Go on Twitter, search for: #NationalBikiniDay. You're welcome.


Ooh, just like olde fark.  Bathe them and bring them to me, I'll be in my bunk.
 
2022-07-05 12:28:22 PM  
 
2022-07-05 12:53:52 PM  

danceswithcrows: While the image archive of Ye Old Days has a section about bikinis, it's PNSFW. Excelsior!


danceswithcrows: In case you don't remember, here's what the 2011-07-05 National Bikini Day thread looked like.


"It was an age of wonders."
 
2022-07-05 1:04:43 PM  

danceswithcrows: In case you don't remember, here's what the 2011-07-05 National Bikini Day thread looked like.


As you can tell, a vast majority of those 'posters' are no longer on FARK.
 
2022-07-05 1:30:32 PM  

anfrind: Russ1642: brap: offacue: I miss olde fark

[joshobrouwers.com image 850x478]If you're in the mood for a wistful nostalgia-fueled wank "Mosaique des bikinis, Piazza Armerina" near Sicily may interest you.  It can also be hosed off, which prevented it from turning into a stucco over the years despite its ages of titillation.

That's a nasty looking mole in her armpit. Oh wait, that's supposed to be a boob. Always funny when artists reveal that they're actually incels.

Not necessarily.  Back in the day, nude modeling was much more heavily frowned upon for women than for men, to the point that even prostitutes would refuse nude modeling jobs.  As a result, many artists tried to infer the details of the female form using male models, because (unless they had photographic memories) that's all they could do.


That's exactly my point. You had artists drawing nude women even though they'd never seen, or touched, a nude woman.
 
2022-07-05 1:57:21 PM  

BeotchPudding: danceswithcrows: In case you don't remember, here's what the 2011-07-05 National Bikini Day thread looked like.

As you can tell, a vast majority of those 'posters' are no longer on FARK.


*opens thread*
*OldBenKenobiNameNotHeardLongTime.jpg*
 
2022-07-05 2:32:23 PM  

danceswithcrows: In case you don't remember, here's what the 2011-07-05 National Bikini Day thread looked like.


*adjusts onion*
That's back when attention whoring meant something
 
2022-07-05 2:47:09 PM  

danceswithcrows: In case you don't remember, here's what the 2011-07-05 National Bikini Day thread looked like.


Fark is just following the trend in the US of reverting back to nineteenth century norms.
 
2022-07-05 3:15:37 PM  

BeotchPudding: Latest fashion trend:

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10980949/Instagram-users-left-gobsmacked-tiny-Fashion-Nova-two-piece-bikini.html


I prefer older fashion trends.

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/yes, I'm an old fark
 
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