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(Bored Panda)   Here's people in Poland roleplaying how Americans look celebrating 4th of July and I'm not gonna lie, they nailed it   (boredpanda.com) divider line
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9468 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Jul 2022 at 1:05 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-07-04 9:41:13 PM  
MY HISTORY IS NOT A COSTUME!!!

/kidding
 
2022-07-04 9:53:43 PM  
Those people look a lot like the ones from the neighborhood where I grew up.

A couple of them could be my relatives.
 
2022-07-04 10:01:40 PM  
Nailed us.

I mean, I've seen all of this in the last week.
 
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2022-07-04 10:06:33 PM  

edmo: Nailed us.
I mean, I've seen all of this in the last week.


Yeah.  My first thought was, "ooh, they nailed it."  I'm still giggling every now and then over it.  I hope they were in character the whole time.
 
2022-07-04 10:22:23 PM  
Makes one wonder if they are near an American armed forces base. I mean it's like they're the little trashy trailer town next to the Army Depot.

/ Just like home.
 
2022-07-04 10:24:01 PM  
Some of those ladies are pretty hot...
 
2022-07-04 10:44:16 PM  
Too much Yee.

Not enough Haw.
 
2022-07-05 12:06:55 AM  
Whatever, call us again when you need a light bulb changed.
 
2022-07-05 12:25:00 AM  
Poland is apparently the Alabama of Eastern Europe.
 
2022-07-05 12:33:42 AM  

edmo: Nailed us.

I mean, I've seen all of this in the last week.


I work in retail.  I see this every day.
 
2022-07-05 1:00:16 AM  
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2022-07-05 1:00:31 AM  
The only thing "American" about this outfit is that he stole the hat from Grandmaster Flash. Otherwise, he looks like a low level pimp from any number of Slavic countries:

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2022-07-05 1:02:23 AM  

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2022-07-05 1:03:17 AM  
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating perogies.

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2022-07-05 1:04:11 AM  
*pierogies
 
2022-07-05 1:09:27 AM  
6.9/10

They're not fat enough to do 'Murica cosplay perfectly.
 
2022-07-05 1:11:15 AM  
Some of those are spot on...Good jerb Poland...
 
2022-07-05 1:11:52 AM  
Meh, too many fingers.
 
2022-07-05 1:12:23 AM  
Umm....that's multiple pictures of the same family. And no. As much as fark wants this to be representative of the US on the 4th, it's not farking close.
 
2022-07-05 1:14:00 AM  
1) I visited Poland in 1990, and IIRC, I did not see any American fast food restaurants.

2) However...more recently....KFC in Prague was very popular with local youths...it was crowded in the afternoons once school got out.  I ate at one during my last night in town back in 2017.  But in my defense. I was a little drunk, it was late at night, and it was the closest place to my AirBnB that was still serving hot food.

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2022-07-05 1:16:39 AM  
Sexy Wednesday Addams:

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2022-07-05 1:16:56 AM  
I didn't see one gun.
 
2022-07-05 1:17:28 AM  
Their parents belong to a summer holiday camp with one or two dozen travel trailers and cottages and the twenty somethings act like twenty somethings who have access to their parent's stuff and money.
 
2022-07-05 1:18:14 AM  

King Something: 6.9/10

They're not fat enough to do 'Murica cosplay perfectly.


They don't want to risk their health. Also probably don't want to kill their brain cells with 20 years of Fox news.
 
2022-07-05 1:18:35 AM  
Not enough guns and mass shootings.
 
2022-07-05 1:21:08 AM  
Not gonna lie, I want to go to this party.
 
2022-07-05 1:21:29 AM  
How many Polaks does it take to imitate an American?

Just one, acting like an asshole.
 
2022-07-05 1:21:53 AM  

King Something: 6.9/10

They're not fat enough to do 'Murica cosplay perfectly.


Yeah, they just look like Canadians who bought the wrong flag decorations while drunk.
 
2022-07-05 1:22:24 AM  
They went all in on the trailer park clichés and didn't expand beyond that boundary
 
2022-07-05 1:23:47 AM  
Not enough meth.
 
2022-07-05 1:26:03 AM  

DreamyAltarBoy: Not gonna lie, I want to go to this party.


Ditto.  If they need an actual American to show up, I am available for hire.  All I ask for is lodging, food, and booze.
 
2022-07-05 1:28:11 AM  

edmo: Nailed us.

I mean, I've seen all of this in the last week.


Just wait til August.
 
2022-07-05 1:28:49 AM  

kermit the forg: Poland is apparently the Alabama of Eastern Europe.


And they're dunking on us.
 
2022-07-05 1:29:29 AM  
Not a single pickup, SUV, or off-road vehicle, so you YOU DON'T GET US.
 
2022-07-05 1:30:16 AM  
Maybe it's just the area where I live, but all these people look too dressy. Think plain neutral color flip flops, aerobic shorts and a baggy t shirt, for men and women both.
 
2022-07-05 1:30:50 AM  
Nice try, Poland:

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/It's likely not what you were going for but immediately what I envisioned.
//Am Polish
///Pierogi4life
 
2022-07-05 1:32:29 AM  

Spartapuss: Meh, too many fingers.


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2022-07-05 1:32:49 AM  

King Something: 6.9/10

They're not fat enough to do 'Murica cosplay perfectly.


Yeah, and they forgot the incel groyper from Uncanny Valley on a rooftop with a high powered rifle.
 
2022-07-05 1:35:58 AM  

chapmangregio: I didn't see one gun.


I went to the Facebook page...shooting was one of the activities.

/As well as boxing.
 
2022-07-05 1:41:31 AM  
The IPAs won't see him coming:

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2022-07-05 1:42:38 AM  
They captured 'Throws lighter, holds lit firework guy,'perfectly

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2022-07-05 1:46:06 AM  
If she wants to be on "90 Day Fiancé", I am available.

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2022-07-05 1:47:13 AM  

maxandgrinch: They captured 'Throws lighter, holds lit firework guy,'perfectly

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2022-07-05 1:50:38 AM  
It's a weird, wild and wonderful world sometimes. The Poles seem to be strangely fond of Amerika for some reason. Mind you, Germans love to play Red Plains Indians and Russia had to ban Hobbits, while the UK has Iron Age villages like the US has Civil War recreations.
 
2022-07-05 1:54:11 AM  

King Something: 6.9/10

They're not fat enough to do 'Murica cosplay perfectly.


spot on, came here to say exactly that. otherwise, perfection.
 
2022-07-05 1:58:13 AM  
Needed more guns.
 
2022-07-05 1:58:33 AM  
I'm just shocked to see all this blatant cultural appropriation excused as "celebration".
 
2022-07-05 2:05:51 AM  
They certainly have the texas south nailed; however, they don't have the dull, vacuous expression exactly right. And their faces need to be plastered with more oozing chancres.
 
2022-07-05 2:06:25 AM  

edmo: Nailed us.

I mean, I've seen all of this in the last week.


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I wish.
 
2022-07-05 2:08:47 AM  
The uniquely American "figure 4" method of crossing your legs.  A dead giveaway of your origins when traveling abroad.

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