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2022-07-04 8:21:36 PM  
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2022-07-04 8:23:56 PM  
So which Burger King did the cops take him to?
 
2022-07-04 8:27:31 PM  
Just once I wish my kneejerk "Taken alive, must be white" reaction would be wrong.
 
2022-07-04 8:34:49 PM  
Highwood is the low rent neighbor to Highland Park's upscale-ness.


Cops should have unloaded 60 bullets into this worthless piece of crap.
 
2022-07-04 8:36:36 PM  

Chariset: Just once I wish my kneejerk "Taken alive, must be white" reaction would be wrong.


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2022-07-04 8:42:55 PM  
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2022-07-04 8:44:45 PM  
They didn't shoot him 60 times?
 
2022-07-04 8:48:16 PM  
I guess we need to raise the age to purchase a "high-powered" rifle to at least 23 now.
 
2022-07-04 8:50:09 PM  

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Where's the knee to the neck?  Thought that was SOP?  Why didn't they...oh never mind.
 
2022-07-04 8:50:35 PM  
Why on earth was he going southbound on 41? Either he was going back to the scene of the crime or had attempted to go north on 41 to get to WI and got chased south. 41 is a dumb escape route, with too many lights to get stuck at. He got caught at 41 and Westleigh southbound.
 
2022-07-04 8:53:14 PM  

RolandTGunner: I guess we need to raise the age to purchase a "high-powered" rifle to at least 23 now.


I think we can compromise and agree to set the age limit to 99
 
2022-07-04 8:55:27 PM  
Right Wing Incel Commits Terrorist Attack.
 
2022-07-04 8:55:32 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: They didn't shoot him 60 times?


Exactly.
W.P.
 
2022-07-04 8:56:53 PM  
He didn't have 60 bullet holes in him?
 
BBH
2022-07-04 8:57:32 PM  

greentea1985: Why on earth was he going southbound on 41? Either he was going back to the scene of the crime or had attempted to go north on 41 to get to WI and got chased south. 41 is a dumb escape route, with too many lights to get stuck at. He got caught at 41 and Westleigh southbound.


Is there any route in there without too many lights? I hate driving Lake Cook to Ravinia.
 
2022-07-04 8:58:55 PM  
Burger King? Portillo's? Where did they take him?
 
2022-07-04 8:59:27 PM  

MisterLoki: Right Wing Incel Commits Terrorist Attack.


another Republican rapper
 
2022-07-04 8:59:44 PM  
ftfa: Crimo III was taken into custody following a brief pursuit


name checks out.
 
2022-07-04 9:00:47 PM  

paygun: MisterLoki: Right Wing Incel Commits Terrorist Attack.

another Republican rapper


So the Trump and Thin Blue Line flags were ironic?
 
2022-07-04 9:01:05 PM  
will they please unglue that that pubic hair from his face, for christ's sake
 
2022-07-04 9:01:30 PM  
I wish I could be happy about anything but every stupid firework I hear in my neighborhood is filling me with rage today. This country is nothing to celebrate. It's a failed experiment in letting people do whatever they want until it's inconvenient for the radical right. I've had it, I want to leave, I am actively looking for a ways to do so. I refuse to fight for a country that doesn't want saving. There are so many other places that don't have this problem and I can live my life in relative peace. The tyrants have taken over again- game over.
 
2022-07-04 9:01:38 PM  
When did "rapper" turn into "unemployed?"
 
2022-07-04 9:01:54 PM  

greentea1985: Why on earth was he going southbound on 41? Either he was going back to the scene of the crime or had attempted to go north on 41 to get to WI and got chased south. 41 is a dumb escape route, with too many lights to get stuck at. He got caught at 41 and Westleigh southbound.


I doubt he thought is cunning plan as far as that. I guess he figured all his problems were solved at that point.
 
2022-07-04 9:01:56 PM  
trumpers need to be locked up,no one is safe while they roam free.
 
2022-07-04 9:02:04 PM  
How long before he's labeled ANTIFA?
 
2022-07-04 9:02:15 PM  
Glad they caught the jerk. Despicable actions. Wish we could have had fireworks by me (western burbs) but they all got cancelled due to respect for the victims and fear of further attacks.
 
2022-07-04 9:02:23 PM  
Which shooting is this one?
 
2022-07-04 9:03:00 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: They didn't shoot him 60 times?


The coward surrendered. They didn't chase him at all. He just gave up like the little biatch he is.
 
2022-07-04 9:03:06 PM  

hubiestubert: How long before he's labeled ANTIFA?


Already. Some of our fellow posters have claimed that he is clearly a liberal at least.

I no longer have the stomach to check out the freepers.
 
2022-07-04 9:03:13 PM  
So is this true, or nah?

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2022-07-04 9:03:41 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: So is this true, or nah?

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did you look it up?
 
2022-07-04 9:03:51 PM  

NoWay3rdWay: AdmirableSnackbar: They didn't shoot him 60 times?

An actress from the Golden Girls, died within the last year.


Rue McClanahan saved the shooter?

/kidding
 
2022-07-04 9:03:56 PM  

fnordfocus: hubiestubert: How long before he's labeled ANTIFA?

Already. Some of our fellow posters have claimed that he is clearly a liberal at least.

I no longer have the stomach to check out the freepers.


*drops my $20 in the jar*

Who got the over/under?
 
2022-07-04 9:04:12 PM  

BBH: greentea1985: Why on earth was he going southbound on 41? Either he was going back to the scene of the crime or had attempted to go north on 41 to get to WI and got chased south. 41 is a dumb escape route, with too many lights to get stuck at. He got caught at 41 and Westleigh southbound.

Is there any route in there without too many lights? I hate driving Lake Cook to Ravinia.


Sheridan through the ravines.
 
2022-07-04 9:04:26 PM  

AsparagusFTW: Which shooting is this one?


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BA7.4, Chicago variant.
 
2022-07-04 9:05:14 PM  

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Incel Trumpster confirmed.

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2022-07-04 9:05:45 PM  

RolandTGunner: I guess we need to raise the age to purchase a "high-powered" rifle to at least 23 now.


Good idea.
 
2022-07-04 9:06:00 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: So is this true, or nah?

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I think it's his father.

From Patch, "Bob Crimo, 54, owner, Bob's Pantry and Deli"
 
2022-07-04 9:06:24 PM  

MisterLoki: Right Wing Incel Commits Terrorist Attack.


Right wing rapper with facial and neck tattoos. Can't swing a dead cat without hitting one in Illinois. I feel you brother. *fist bump*
 
2022-07-04 9:06:56 PM  

fnordfocus: Burger King? Portillo's? Where did they take him?


To daddy's deli.
 
2022-07-04 9:07:18 PM  

fnordfocus: Burger King? Portillo's? Where did they take him?


It's Chicago, so deep dish pizza.
 
2022-07-04 9:07:23 PM  
Dude looks like a farking alien
 
2022-07-04 9:07:40 PM  
This farking guy had more red flags than the Stalingrad May Day parade.
 
2022-07-04 9:08:00 PM  

clintster: So which Burger King did the cops take him to?


if he knew he would get Burger King he would have done it years ago
 
2022-07-04 9:08:00 PM  

fnordfocus: Squid_for_Brains: So is this true, or nah?

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I think it's his father.

From Patch, "Bob Crimo, 54, owner, Bob's Pantry and Deli"


It might explain his movements. That business is in Highland Park.
 
2022-07-04 9:08:19 PM  

hubiestubert: How long before he's labeled ANTIFA?


Shrug Not many Antifa I know of who wear Trump Flags as Capes. SUPER MAGA!!!
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2022-07-04 9:09:26 PM  
Sure, he's a piece of shiat, but Gravity Falls just won't be the same without him.
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2022-07-04 9:11:02 PM  

Chariset: Just once I wish my kneejerk "Taken alive, must be white" reaction would be wrong.


February wasn't that long ago.
 
2022-07-04 9:11:24 PM  

greentea1985: Why on earth was he going southbound on 41? Either he was going back to the scene of the crime or had attempted to go north on 41 to get to WI and got chased south. 41 is a dumb escape route, with too many lights to get stuck at. He got caught at 41 and Westleigh southbound.


My guess is that he was going to commit suicide but *forgot* his other gun.  These things happen when you've never tasted the consequences of your own actions your entire life.
 
2022-07-04 9:12:22 PM  

greentea1985: Why on earth was he going southbound on 41? Either he was going back to the scene of the crime or had attempted to go north on 41 to get to WI and got chased south. 41 is a dumb escape route, with too many lights to get stuck at. He got caught at 41 and Westleigh southbound.


Because after he spent all his money on a rifle he couldn't afford an I-Pass
 
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