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2022-07-04 6:28:00 PM  
Nothing can emulate the smell of milk several months spoiled.
 
2022-07-04 7:33:58 PM  
Oh hell no. A brûlée ramekin will hurt like hell. Do you pack your snowballs with rocks, Smitty? You want soft and goopy and NON damaging food stuffs. Non-spiney fruits and vegetables. Whap someone in the face with a ball of ham slices or a hot dog. Custard, or flan works far better for throwing, as opposed to razor sharp sugar crust. This is a food fight, not a duel to the death. Bloodthirsty maniacs.
 
2022-07-04 9:36:51 PM  
That article is showing me an ad for a cast-iron skillet. Bet that would hurt like a motherfarker if I flung it at  someone.

I'd take the Dutch baby out of the pan first, though. Too yummy to throw.

And creme brulee? Would never throw. I can eat any amount of creme brulee.
 
2022-07-04 11:13:37 PM  
It's all in the wrist

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2022-07-04 11:40:54 PM  
Hákarl ?
 
2022-07-04 11:52:30 PM  
Sardine tin oil/water in a Super Soaker.
 
2022-07-05 12:12:41 AM  
 
2022-07-05 12:18:33 AM  

olrasputin: Sardine tin oil/water in a Super Soaker.


you're really missing the brief here.

- balut fired from a nerf-gun.
- ortolan encased in torrone wrapper.
- foie gras hamentaschen.
- puffin-feet dim-sam.
- casu marzu tape-ass.
- fifth of mezcal filled with witchetty-grubs?

/oiled garbage bag
//sweatsock
///melon heated in a microwave
\\/dustbuster with corner attachment
 
2022-07-05 12:56:11 AM  
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2022-07-05 1:00:04 AM  

hubiestubert: Oh hell no. A brûlée ramekin will hurt like hell. Do you pack your snowballs with rocks, Smitty? You want soft and goopy and NON damaging food stuffs. Non-spiney fruits and vegetables. Whap someone in the face with a ball of ham slices or a hot dog. Custard, or flan works far better for throwing, as opposed to razor sharp sugar crust. This is a food fight, not a duel to the death. Bloodthirsty maniacs.


A fight is a fight, baby.  When the doodoo hits the fan grab two big bottles of Tabasco by the necks and smash off the bottoms.
 
2022-07-05 4:45:44 AM  
McDonald's Apple Pie. A fresh one.
 
2022-07-05 5:18:25 AM  

monkeypapa: 'It was always pies,' the former Trump attorney reportedly testified


Wasn't there a rash of pie in the face moments in France and surrounding areas years ago?

I *think* this one might've been linked on Fark:
Bill Gates Pie in Face
Youtube iK6SS8CXYZo


If it wasn't, it made slashdot.

/not the video necessarily, but that would've been on the news
 
2022-07-05 8:46:45 AM  
Travis - Sing (Official Music Video)
Youtube eYO1-gGWJyo
 
2022-07-05 9:45:29 AM  
Since it's going to be another hot summer, this is a reminder that crypto-fascists reeeeeally doesn't like 'Milkshaking'. The brits have really mastered this one.

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Difficulty: milkshakes are delicious and Americans tend to finish them before they can be deployed effectively
 
2022-07-05 8:46:40 PM  
Natto.
 
2022-07-05 9:28:56 PM  

anuran: Hákarl ?


Are there not any laws about using that stuff as a weapon?  I would hope that the Geneva Convention would have included it with other chemical weapons.
 
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