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2022-07-04 8:49:45 PM  
You can throw a Baby Ruth farther.
 
2022-07-04 11:09:05 PM  
Our HOA pool had two incidents in one week like this last month. The same person called it in both times, which makes me a little suspicious.
 
2022-07-04 11:12:22 PM  
I'm glad the article has a helpful picture of Helen after hearing that her bar has been vandalised:
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2022-07-04 11:13:34 PM  
Wow - I had no idea Portsmouth had such a sweet outdoor public pool.  That thing is huge.  Portsmouth's population is small enough I wonder if you can actually find times to go when it's not jam packed -- during both months of summer that is.
 
2022-07-04 11:20:58 PM  

New Rising Sun: I had no idea Portsmouth had such a sweet outdoor public pool.  That thing is huge.


Easily big enough to disperse one load without anyone being the wiser.

Abundance of caution, I suppose.
 
2022-07-04 11:23:10 PM  
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2022-07-04 11:25:39 PM  

Thosw: Our HOA pool had two incidents in one week like this last month. The same person called it in both times, which makes me a little suspicious.


Whoever telt it, dealt it.
 
2022-07-04 11:33:50 PM  
No poo in the l please.
 
2022-07-04 11:35:38 PM  
No 'candy' incidents at the last place that had a community pool. But we did have idiot frat douches throwing emply beer bottles from their balcony into the pool area while my ex-wife and roommate were swimming. Reported them, was amusing watching them hauling their stuff out a week later. Apparently was nowhere near the first complaint about them.
 
2022-07-04 11:36:30 PM  
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"The f*ck's a Clark Bar?"
 
2022-07-04 11:38:06 PM  

New Rising Sun: Wow - I had no idea Portsmouth had such a sweet outdoor public pool.  That thing is huge.  Portsmouth's population is small enough I wonder if you can actually find times to go when it's not jam packed -- during both months of summer that is.


I haven't had any trouble, but I eat lots of fibre.
 
2022-07-04 11:39:41 PM  
This is a metaphor for America.
 
2022-07-04 11:46:30 PM  
Nazis did it.  No, seriously they have a Nazi problem there.  Nice pool tho.
 
2022-07-04 11:49:06 PM  
Ruined it for everyone. What a party pooper
 
2022-07-04 11:50:47 PM  
It's simple, you yell "whatchamacallit", everyone goes "Huh, what?" You yell "Baby Ruth" and you got a panic on your hands on the fourth of July.
 
2022-07-05 12:27:23 AM  
DOODIE!!!
 
2022-07-05 12:36:22 AM  
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2022-07-05 12:56:55 AM  
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2022-07-05 3:48:38 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: This is a metaphor metamucil for America.


FTFY
 
2022-07-05 7:49:24 AM  
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2022-07-05 8:19:42 AM  
I guess someone had to drop the kids off at the pool.
 
2022-07-05 8:40:09 AM  

New Rising Sun: Wow - I had no idea Portsmouth had such a sweet outdoor public pool.  That thing is huge.  Portsmouth's population is small enough I wonder if you can actually find times to go when it's not jam packed -- during both months of summer that is.


I walk the dogs by every morning.  Surprisingly empty most of the time.  Camp groups come and fill it up sometimes.  New Englanders generally aren't pool people.  And Portsmouth is mostly old retired white folks like me.
 
2022-07-05 2:07:36 PM  
The one that did it was probably biatching the most about it being closed.
 
2022-07-05 3:33:10 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: Thosw: Our HOA pool had two incidents in one week like this last month. The same person called it in both times, which makes me a little suspicious.

Whoever telt it, dealt it.


Most probably. We had a volunteer at the pool during open hours and it stopped.
 
2022-07-05 4:53:34 PM  
Two of my kids are lifeguards. Both had mandatory shifts all weekend. Both are pissed they didn't think of this. They're kidding - I hope.
 
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