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2022-07-04 2:59:31 PM  
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2022-07-04 6:26:01 PM  
I guess all that training finally paid off.  Who knew hot dog eating included learning jiujitsu.
 
2022-07-04 6:48:04 PM  
When a New Yorker is "Joey (Anything)" you don't have good chances against him...Star Wars Dork Boy.
 
2022-07-04 9:44:08 PM  
Isn't Joey Chestnut a made guy in the Gambino family?
 
2022-07-04 9:44:16 PM  
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2022-07-04 9:46:36 PM  
We're building a death star? Neat.
 
2022-07-04 9:47:32 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Isn't Joey Chestnut a made guy in the Gambino family?


You're thinking of Joey Bagadonuts
 
2022-07-04 9:48:28 PM  
Is that canon? Huh.
 
2022-07-04 9:48:52 PM  
Learn to make a sign you can hold without obscuring it. Farking vegans.

/should have ate him
 
2022-07-04 9:50:08 PM  
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2022-07-04 9:50:53 PM  

Combustion: When a New Yorker is "Joey (Anything)" you don't have good chances against him...Star Wars Dork Boy.


The Bonnano Family was run by a named Joey Bananas.
 
2022-07-04 9:51:33 PM  

groppet: We're building a death star? Neat.


Honestly I can see one US political party doing so...
 
2022-07-04 9:51:47 PM  
Joey Chestnut looks like an asshole.
 
2022-07-04 9:51:59 PM  
Omg the guy might be banned from seeing these again.
 
2022-07-04 9:52:35 PM  

wildcardjack: Learn to make a sign you can hold without obscuring it. Farking vegans.

/should have ate him


It's the lack of protein.
Pipe cleaner arms, unable to think or resist brain washing.
 
2022-07-04 9:59:16 PM  
TMZ was pretty much writing messiah erotica for "JC".

Protestor got what he wanted. A whole bunch of people aware of Smithfield's shiatty practices. I'd never heard of the place before. As a devout carnivore, I know happy animals make for delicious meat. Flick that "farm".
 
2022-07-04 10:02:20 PM  
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2022-07-04 10:04:21 PM  
they still do this thing?  Why?  He always wins and ......it's just....the gluttony and waste is horrible.
 
2022-07-04 10:05:41 PM  
That's cool and all, but...

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2022-07-04 10:09:35 PM  

TrashcanMan: they still do this thing?  Why?  He always wins and ......it's just....the gluttony and waste is horrible.


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2022-07-04 10:12:40 PM  
So quirky how peoples' bodies can be.
I'm 52 and I think the most hotdogs on a bun I've ever eaten in my life at one time is 4.  I so much as look at a 5th and my stomach says, "Go for it, stud.  When you take that first bite I'm sending everything back up".

Yet people do 73?
 
2022-07-04 10:14:23 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: Joey Chestnut looks like an asshole.


You are an asshole so happy 4th
 
2022-07-04 10:15:36 PM  

C18H27NO3: So quirky how peoples' bodies can be.
I'm 52 and I think the most hotdogs on a bun I've ever eaten in my life at one time is 4.  I so much as look at a 5th and my stomach says, "Go for it, stud.  When you take that first bite I'm sending everything back up".

Yet people do 73?


They practice by stretching their stomachs to unnatural sizes. It's such a farked up "sport" in my opinion.
 
2022-07-04 10:15:51 PM  

C18H27NO3: So quirky how peoples' bodies can be.
I'm 52 and I think the most hotdogs on a bun I've ever eaten in my life at one time is 4.  I so much as look at a 5th and my stomach says, "Go for it, stud.  When you take that first bite I'm sending everything back up".

Yet people do 73?


I don't know how they even get them down but you know they have a vomitorium out back for when it's over.

farking little vegan shiathead should have had the soy stomped out of him.
 
2022-07-04 10:19:34 PM  
36,000 milligrams of sodium, not including buns. I'd be in the icu
 
2022-07-04 10:27:36 PM  

Combustion: When a New Yorker is "Joey (Anything)" you don't have good chances against him...Star Wars Dork Boy.


Joey lives in Westfield, Indiana
 
2022-07-04 10:29:10 PM  
Glad all the other problems of the world are solved so we can focus on this one.
 
2022-07-04 10:30:34 PM  

C18H27NO3: So quirky how peoples' bodies can be.
I'm 52 and I think the most hotdogs on a bun I've ever eaten in my life at one time is 4.  I so much as look at a 5th and my stomach says, "Go for it, stud.  When you take that first bite I'm sending everything back up".

Yet people do 73?


Thank you. I laughed pretty hard at that.
 
2022-07-04 10:30:43 PM  

stevecore: rzrwiresunrise: Joey Chestnut looks like an asshole.

You are an asshole so happy 4th


Oooh somebody's mad they didn't get to gobble Joey's hotdog
 
2022-07-04 10:31:30 PM  
 
2022-07-04 10:34:30 PM  

Combustion: When a New Yorker is "Joey (Anything)" you don't have good chances against him...Star Wars Dork Boy.


Uh... Joey Chestnut is from the Bay Area. He went to my high school, a grade behind me. His dad, Merlin Chestnut, (yeah really that's his name), was the band teacher.
 
2022-07-04 10:39:30 PM  

C18H27NO3: So quirky how peoples' bodies can be.
I'm 52 and I think the most hotdogs on a bun I've ever eaten in my life at one time is 4.  I so much as look at a 5th and my stomach says, "Go for it, stud.  When you take that first bite I'm sending everything back up".

Yet people do 73?


I mean, it's like anything, I guess.  You have a certain amount of natural ability and then train for the rest.
 
2022-07-04 10:47:00 PM  
Still a better Darth Vader than depicted in the Disney Obi-Wan series

/ ohh look at me put out a fire with the Force
// now look at me not being able to put out a fire while Obi-wan is carried to safety
/// grabbed that transport freighter out of the air and tore it to shreds. Used too much Force to catch the real transport freighter
 
2022-07-04 10:51:33 PM  

A_Flying_Toaster: That's cool and all, but...

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Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars
 
2022-07-04 11:01:05 PM  

Chinesenookiefactory: C18H27NO3: So quirky how peoples' bodies can be.
I'm 52 and I think the most hotdogs on a bun I've ever eaten in my life at one time is 4.  I so much as look at a 5th and my stomach says, "Go for it, stud.  When you take that first bite I'm sending everything back up".

Yet people do 73?

I don't know how they even get them down but you know they have a vomitorium out back for when it's over.

farking little vegan shiathead should have had the soy stomped out of him.


I think the Black Widow (100 pound woman who destroyed male competitors) ate mostly vegetarian when not competing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rl3Yo5xfdE
 
2022-07-04 11:02:48 PM  

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What does Chestnut get paid?
 
2022-07-04 11:05:13 PM  
FYI: Fearing a loss of personal control, Joey Chestnut is banned from all Milwaukee Brewers baseball games.

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2022-07-04 11:05:44 PM  
Sure he can take on Vader when it's in defense but does he help those in need?

https://vimeo.com/66910589
 
2022-07-04 11:05:52 PM  

Herr Flick's Revenge: wildcardjack: Learn to make a sign you can hold without obscuring it. Farking vegans.

/should have ate him

It's the lack of protein.
Pipe cleaner arms, unable to think or resist brain washing.


But you get psychic powers.

At least until the Vegan Police show up.
 
2022-07-04 11:06:52 PM  

Iczer: groppet: We're building a death star? Neat.

Honestly I can see one US political party doing so...


The Libertarians think they are building a death star but really they are just really high and playing with action figures in the basement
 
2022-07-04 11:07:30 PM  
Imagine Joey slowly turning the protester around and then the surrounding crowd watches in slo-mo horror as the mask is removed and Joey opens his mouth up wide like Michael Clarke Duncan in The Green Mile. The protester stands there wide-eyed, silently screaming, standing there as gallons of pink slime blow out of Joey's mouth into his. We watch in collective horror as the protester's stomach distends into a size that would have shamed OctoMom. Joey finally stops this scene from Hell, drops the protester to the ground and turns to say: "OK, made some room!"
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2022-07-04 11:10:19 PM  

TrashcanMan: they still do this thing?  Why?  He always wins and ......it's just....the gluttony and waste is horrible.


But every year we get to hope someone asphyxiates or has a heart attack
 
2022-07-04 11:12:41 PM  
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2022-07-04 11:12:54 PM  

Chinesenookiefactory: C18H27NO3: So quirky how peoples' bodies can be.
I'm 52 and I think the most hotdogs on a bun I've ever eaten in my life at one time is 4.  I so much as look at a 5th and my stomach says, "Go for it, stud.  When you take that first bite I'm sending everything back up".

Yet people do 73?

I don't know how they even get them down but you know they have a vomitorium out back for when it's over.

farking little vegan shiathead should have been eaten


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2022-07-04 11:16:49 PM  

chitownmike: SloppyFrenchKisser: [Fark user image image 225x225]

What does Chestnut get paid?


In feet? Like your Mom?
 
2022-07-04 11:17:31 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Combustion: When a New Yorker is "Joey (Anything)" you don't have good chances against him...Star Wars Dork Boy.

The Bonnano Family was run by a named Joey Bananas.


There's always money in the bonnano stand
 
2022-07-04 11:19:41 PM  
This may be the most 'Murica news story ever and submitter didn't even use the tag.
 
2022-07-04 11:22:18 PM  

TrashcanMan: it's just....the gluttony and waste is horrible.


I see these morons swallowing a bunch of lips and assholes from dirty-ass swine. Not really a waste if it has that kind of entertainment value
 
2022-07-04 11:24:09 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Glad all the other problems of the world are solved so we can focus on this one.


There's always going to be a tug-of-war with the meat-processing industry, in regards to working conditions, product safety, and animal cruelty.  But this is not an optimal means of doing so, even on a basic "getting his point across" level.
 
2022-07-04 11:24:34 PM  
 
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