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    More: Scary, Long Island, Nassau County, New York, shark attack, Suffolk County Executive Steven Bellone, English-language films, Attack, Queens, Suffolk County, New York  
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4758 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Jul 2022 at 10:32 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-07-04 10:00:12 AM  
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2022-07-04 10:18:12 AM  
You sure this is Long Island?
'Cause I am hearing de Nile.
 
2022-07-04 10:37:10 AM  
Damn Puerto Ricans!
 
2022-07-04 10:37:29 AM  

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"yeah, that's the proper scale"
 
2022-07-04 10:38:45 AM  
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2022-07-04 10:38:45 AM  
Oh, no! I'm going to have to avoid Long Island biatche... er... beaches!
 
2022-07-04 10:38:47 AM  
Need to stop wearing those speedos with pictures of fish on them
 
2022-07-04 10:39:34 AM  
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Obscure?
 
2022-07-04 10:41:39 AM  
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2022-07-04 10:43:10 AM  
He was literally in the middle of a training exercise where he was playing the role of a victim and in the midst of that actually became a victim when this shark bite occurred.

Method actors are such prima donnas.
 
2022-07-04 10:44:40 AM  
Nice of them to throw in the leg bit from Florida at the end.  Wasn't scary enough without the loss of a limb a few states away.
 
2022-07-04 10:45:01 AM  
Paint-happy bastards; Buster Browns

What a line.
 
2022-07-04 10:46:53 AM  

west.la.lawyer: Nice of them to throw in the leg bit from Florida at the end.  Wasn't scary enough without the loss of a limb a few states away.


Errmmm.... You seen a map lately, buddy?
 
2022-07-04 10:47:10 AM  
Fellows, let's be reasonable, huh? This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half-assed Fark commentary on a fish... And I'm not going to sit here and see this thread cut open and see that little Kintner boy shiat all over the posts!
 
2022-07-04 10:48:25 AM  
"Bellone identified the injured lifeguard as Zack Gallo."
Here's the Long Island victim's father.
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2022-07-04 10:48:59 AM  
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2022-07-04 10:49:07 AM  
Long Island? Hell, kudos to the shark - here's hoping the shark tells his friends about what a great time it had biting these soft, pink, nearly-defenseless, barely-able-to-swim critters! "They just scream and bleed! It's great! They taste good, too, but I didn't get a chance to eat a whole one - I GOTTA go back & spend my summers in Long Island waters!"
 
2022-07-04 10:52:46 AM  
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2022-07-04 10:52:46 AM  
What time? Because I feel like not going into the water at dawn and dusk makes me shark proof. Tell me I'm shark proof. Tell me!
 
2022-07-04 10:52:50 AM  
Pfft. Method actor.
 
2022-07-04 10:53:19 AM  
Takes a couple of minutes to get to it, but as Ian Edward's says, there is no such thing as a shark attack (NSFW language):

Shark Attack - Ian Edwards Def Jam Comedy.
Youtube VugdC61gmj0
 
2022-07-04 10:53:54 AM  
So he was in the shark's home flailing around like he was drowning, which to a shark would probably imitate an injured animal which is exactly what sharks like to eat, and then he was bitten? That's just unpossible. This is right up there with the idiots at Yellowstone that like go up to pet the pretty cow and get gored - then seem surprised.
 
2022-07-04 10:54:35 AM  
I'm actually just a dolphin, ma'am.
 
2022-07-04 10:56:27 AM  
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2022-07-04 11:03:57 AM  
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2022-07-04 11:04:46 AM  
They take their training seriously
 
2022-07-04 11:10:10 AM  
From the dude's view, it was a shark attack.

From the shark's view, it was a snack attack.
 
2022-07-04 11:13:27 AM  
Same as every year Pinky.
 
2022-07-04 11:15:22 AM  

Odd Bird: He was literally in the middle of a training exercise where he was playing the role of a victim and in the midst of that actually became a victim when this shark bite occurred.

Method actors are such prima donnas.


The ghost of Lee Strasberg nods approvingly.
 
2022-07-04 11:15:29 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: [Fark user image 225x225]

Obscure?


You were beaten to it in the Boobies.
 
2022-07-04 11:24:46 AM  
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2022-07-04 11:34:17 AM  
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Candygram
 
2022-07-04 11:39:23 AM  
Why you mad, tho?

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2022-07-04 11:46:02 AM  

Hey Nurse!: So he was in the shark's home flailing around like he was drowning, which to a shark would probably imitate an injured animal which is exactly what sharks like to eat, and then he was bitten? That's just unpossible. This is right up there with the idiots at Yellowstone that like go up to pet the pretty cow and get gored - then seem surprised.


That was my take too.  He looked exactly like the sort of easy meal the shark would go for.
 
2022-07-04 11:55:34 AM  
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2022-07-04 12:00:28 PM  
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Sharks just being sharks
 
2022-07-04 12:03:41 PM  

kb7rky: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: [Fark user image 225x225]

Obscure?

You were beaten to it in the Boobies.


Story of my life.
 
2022-07-04 12:23:29 PM  
1960s Batman - The Shark
Youtube k_B_n-Rbros
 
2022-07-04 12:30:59 PM  
New Jersey seen furiously scribbling in a notebook with "BENNY CONTROL IDEAS" on the cover.
 
2022-07-04 12:36:11 PM  
Shocking news: Sharks live in the ocean.

On a serious note, how expensive are shark nets like they have in Sydney?
 
2022-07-04 12:37:22 PM  

Mock26: Shocking news: Sharks live in the ocean.

On a serious note, how expensive are shark nets like they have in Sydney?


Not unless it's a Sharknado.
 
2022-07-04 1:06:22 PM  
Sharks gotta eat too.
 
2022-07-04 1:08:34 PM  
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2022-07-04 1:36:03 PM  

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That was, quite possibly, the cheesiest movie ever.
 
2022-07-04 2:17:54 PM  

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Yep, exactly how Jaws went.

We've depleted so much of the ocean's biomass and changed it's enviroment so much these top tier predators are going to be more aggressive moving forward.
 
2022-07-04 2:51:17 PM  
What I want to know is, is their boat of sufficient size?
 
2022-07-04 5:07:55 PM  
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2022-07-05 8:05:19 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: [Fark user image image 225x225]

Obscure?


No, and God bless you for posting the amazing Murray Hamilton in this dark and dreary world.

/not ironic in my feelings
//a great character actor, look him up, he was in EVERYTHING in the 60s and 70s
 
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