Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Guardian)   Finally, some good news. Cheers   (theguardian.com) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Whisky, Scotland, Jameson Irish Whiskey, Republic of Ireland, Scotch whisky, Ireland, Irish side of a rivalry, Ireland's distilleries  
•       •       •

1456 clicks; posted to Business » on 04 Jul 2022 at 3:50 AM (21 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



Voting Results (Smartest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

 
2022-07-04 10:33:47 AM  
1 vote:
Procedural list for how to decide if it's time to drink Irish Whiskey:

1) There is no bourbon of any kind left.
2) All of the single malt Scotch has been consumed except for what's in the box containing all of the Johnnie Walker bottles people have brought you over the years as "gifts."
3) There is no open bar within easy driving distance that serves anything that might fall into steps 1 or 2.
4) There is no open store with easy driving distance at which anything could be purchased that falls into steps 1 or 2.
5) Enjoy your Irish Whiskey.
 
2022-07-04 12:13:11 PM  
1 vote:

Pocket Ninja: Procedural list for how to decide if it's time to drink Irish Whiskey:

1) There is no bourbon of any kind left.


Stopped reading there.
Bourbon is made by demons, in abandoned tank cars on disused rail spurs in Hell.
It is made from lizard spit and wipings from Howard Cosell's taint.
It is used to implant Satan into the souls of unsuspecting humans who have been tricked into thinking it is some kind of whiskey.
 
Displayed 2 of 2 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.