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Pocket Ninja

2022-07-04 10:33:47 AM

1 vote:

Procedural list for how to decide if it's time to drink Irish Whiskey:

1) There is no bourbon of any kind left.
2) All of the single malt Scotch has been consumed except for what's in the box containing all of the Johnnie Walker bottles people have brought you over the years as "gifts."
3) There is no open bar within easy driving distance that serves anything that might fall into steps 1 or 2.
4) There is no open store with easy driving distance at which anything could be purchased that falls into steps 1 or 2.
5) Enjoy your Irish Whiskey.

jso2897

2022-07-04 12:13:11 PM

1 vote:

Pocket Ninja: Procedural list for how to decide if it's time to drink Irish Whiskey:

1) There is no bourbon of any kind left.

Stopped reading there.
Bourbon is made by demons, in abandoned tank cars on disused rail spurs in Hell.
It is made from lizard spit and wipings from Howard Cosell's taint.
It is used to implant Satan into the souls of unsuspecting humans who have been tricked into thinking it is some kind of whiskey.

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