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(Guardian)   Finally, some good news. Cheers   (theguardian.com) divider line
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2022-07-04 4:01:58 AM  
Good news stubby? Not to me. Demand goes up, price goes up.
 
2022-07-04 7:43:03 AM  
being on a waiting list for a new liver..............not so cheery.
 
2022-07-04 10:33:47 AM  
Procedural list for how to decide if it's time to drink Irish Whiskey:

1) There is no bourbon of any kind left.
2) All of the single malt Scotch has been consumed except for what's in the box containing all of the Johnnie Walker bottles people have brought you over the years as "gifts."
3) There is no open bar within easy driving distance that serves anything that might fall into steps 1 or 2.
4) There is no open store with easy driving distance at which anything could be purchased that falls into steps 1 or 2.
5) Enjoy your Irish Whiskey.
 
2022-07-04 12:13:11 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Procedural list for how to decide if it's time to drink Irish Whiskey:

1) There is no bourbon of any kind left.


Stopped reading there.
Bourbon is made by demons, in abandoned tank cars on disused rail spurs in Hell.
It is made from lizard spit and wipings from Howard Cosell's taint.
It is used to implant Satan into the souls of unsuspecting humans who have been tricked into thinking it is some kind of whiskey.
 
2022-07-04 12:33:42 PM  
I spent 2012-2019 as a Beverage Director for a large restaurant group. Every single year I was there Irish Whiskey was increasing in sales. Every year it was up double digits in market share. This morning isn't new by any stretch.
 
2022-07-04 3:16:43 PM  
Is there anyone on the planet that isn't drinking more these days?
 
2022-07-04 3:41:13 PM  

jso2897: Pocket Ninja: Procedural list for how to decide if it's time to drink Irish Whiskey:

1) There is no bourbon of any kind left.

Stopped reading there.
Bourbon is made by demons, in abandoned tank cars on disused rail spurs in Hell.
It is made from lizard spit and wipings from Howard Cosell's taint.
It is used to implant Satan into the souls of unsuspecting humans who have been tricked into thinking it is some kind of whiskey.


I am a fan of demons

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2022-07-05 12:53:15 AM  
The Simpsons - Cheers
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