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2022-07-04 5:35:04 AM  
I've been going over 30 year old government budgets, the American DEA can fark itself, just admit it, you guys loved grateful dead shows too
 
2022-07-04 5:39:10 AM  
Turns out that ET's mom makes them put us back where they found us. Every. Single. Time.
 
2022-07-04 5:43:28 AM  
Just have a chat with Nina:

Nina Hagen: Zarah 1080P Clean up
Youtube w3C8HrdMTWk


/Shameless plug for my YT Channel
 
2022-07-04 6:13:11 AM  
My mother has lived in the White Mountains for 35 years.  Even the cranks think Walton is a crank.
 
2022-07-04 6:18:41 AM  
Paranormal Occurrence - SNL
Youtube ZxeghzvcO3Q

/definitely one of Kate McKinnons best characters
 
2022-07-04 6:22:44 AM  
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2022-07-04 6:43:07 AM  
To paraphrase Groucho Marx, "I would never be abducted by aliens that would accept me for abduction".
 
2022-07-04 6:43:56 AM  
travis is the real deal
 
2022-07-04 6:54:43 AM  
I was once held hostage by an alien, a Frenchman and my boss that it was wise to cooperate. He took me to Goose Island brewery and insisted I drink draft beer I didn't like. He meant well.
 
2022-07-04 6:59:48 AM  
LEE SUHYUN - 'ALIEN' M/V
Youtube GywDFkY3z-c
 
2022-07-04 7:08:07 AM  
Hey, it's the Fire in the Sky guy

cool
 
2022-07-04 7:22:13 AM  

zepillin: Hey, it's the Fire in the Sky guy

cool


I wonder how much money he's made from his 1978 book, that horrible 1993 movie, and his multiple media appearances, including on Joe Rogan.

At least he sticks to his grift, I guess?
 
2022-07-04 7:22:21 AM  
Hey, if they can give me a lift away from this planet and to the nearest decent size starport, then - Ass, Grass, or Cash - I'm take it. Just that I'm short on the last two, so it will have to be the first option...
 
2022-07-04 7:41:45 AM  
This is the most compelling UFO/Alien  encounter I have ever heard about:
UFO Alien Encounter at Ariel School in Ruwa, Zimbabwe 1994
Youtube XlNcr0FtL-s
 
2022-07-04 7:51:35 AM  
I have a big alien tattoo on my shin and I'm hoping get abducted. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
 
2022-07-04 8:08:26 AM  
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2022-07-04 8:40:11 AM  
There's a very good reason that evidence gained from lie detector tests aren't admissible in reputable courts - if you're that far gone that you earnestly believe your own  bullcrap, of course the machine is going to infer you're telling the truth.

Guy had a psychotic episode, or was shacked up in the woods with a bit of totty. You only have to try to talk to flat earthers to understand what kind of mindset this guy has.
 
2022-07-04 9:16:48 AM  
Yes they did. Now it's time for your Thorazine. We don't want you smearing feces on the walls again like the last time you missed your pills.
 
2022-07-04 9:29:40 AM  
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2022-07-04 10:02:37 AM  
I will give the aliens everything I own if they will abduct and not return me to Earth. If the means butt stuff it's a price I'm happy to pay
 
2022-07-04 11:05:09 AM  
I can abduct him too? /DRTFA
 
2022-07-04 11:23:39 AM  
Dear Aliens,

1) Welcome to Fark
2) Stay out of our asses. There is nothing in our asses that is going to save your dying planet. Thank you.
 
2022-07-04 12:34:05 PM  
It's his brand now, and he's floggin' it to the end.
 
2022-07-04 12:44:59 PM  

Stantz: There's a very good reason that evidence gained from lie detector tests aren't admissible in reputable courts -


Well since you're not going to include the good reason, I suppose I'll have to:

It's because they're unreliable and based on long-debunked pseudoscience.

if you're that far gone that you earnestly believe your own  bullcrap, of course the machine is going to infer you're telling the truth.

If lie detectors actually worked then yes.   But I listed the good reason, not one based on fantasy and corner-cases.
 
2022-07-04 12:47:28 PM  
Didn't the guys he was with admit it was all a hoax a long time ago?
 
2022-07-04 1:48:17 PM  
Given the state of humanity around the world, if you were an intelligent alien, that traveled billions of light years and discovered "Earth", you'd have the technology to "spy" on humanity to see what's down here.
Now, given that, would YOU bother "beaming down" to check us out??
 
2022-07-04 4:02:03 PM  

Stantz: There's a very good reason that evidence gained from lie detector tests aren't admissible in reputable courts - if you're that far gone that you earnestly believe your own  bullcrap, of course the machine is going to infer you're telling the truth.

Guy had a psychotic episode, or was shacked up in the woods with a bit of totty. You only have to try to talk to flat earthers to understand what kind of mindset this guy has.


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2022-07-04 4:28:03 PM  

NutWrench: Dear Aliens,

1) Welcome to Fark
2) Stay out of our asses. There is

nothing in our asses that is going to save your dying planet. Thank you.

Not with that attitude...

If, somewhere, sometime, somehow, I was approached by aliens and told that within my arse was the key to saving their civilisation, I would be proud to drop my pants, bend over, and help save their civilisation... For that is what being a white, human male is about - saving all the non-white and non-human peoples from themselves, even if it means multiple explorations of our ring piece, going where no man has gone before. We fear nothing, not the lubricated finger of alien scientists exploring our back passage, not the alien probe massaging our taint and our prostate, and not the multiple aliens making us lie face down so they can do things to our chocolate starfish. Because I am HUMAN, a human with dignity, a human with courage, and, most of all, a human with the wisdom to help do what must be done to save alien friends, even if it means surrendering the use of my clacker for a while to advance knowledge.
 
2022-07-04 5:56:09 PM  

calufrax: NutWrench: Dear Aliens,

1) Welcome to Fark
2) Stay out of our asses. There is nothing in our asses that is going to save your dying planet. Thank you.

Not with that attitude...

If, somewhere, sometime, somehow, I was approached by aliens and told that within my arse was the key to saving their civilisation, I would be proud to drop my pants, bend over, and help save their civilisation... For that is what being a white, human male is about - saving all the non-white and non-human peoples from themselves, even if it means multiple explorations of our ring piece, going where no man has gone before. We fear nothing, not the lubricated finger of alien scientists exploring our back passage, not the alien probe massaging our taint and our prostate, and not the multiple aliens making us lie face down so they can do things to our chocolate starfish. Because I am HUMAN, a human with dignity, a human with courage, and, most of all, a human with the wisdom to help do what must be done to save alien friends, even if it means surrendering the use of my clacker for a while to advance knowledge.


Hello Earthling...
 
2022-07-04 9:04:29 PM  

gyre8: calufrax: NutWrench: Dear Aliens,

1) Welcome to Fark
2) Stay out of our asses. There is nothing in our asses that is going to save your dying planet. Thank you.

Not with that attitude...

If, somewhere, sometime, somehow, I was approached by aliens and told that within my arse was the key to saving their civilisation, I would be proud to drop my pants, bend over, and help save their civilisation...

Hello Earthling...


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