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2022-07-03 6:07:05 PM  
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2022-07-03 6:19:17 PM  
Rule 34 really does cover everything.
 
2022-07-03 6:22:18 PM  
Was that designed by Log Cabin MAGATs?
 
2022-07-03 6:28:11 PM  
I know it's a longshot and I do hope he is well but PAGING RUGBYJOCK.  RUGBYJOCK TO THE RED EMERGENCY COURTESY PHONE. Your talent is required at once.  Light the Rugbyjock signal.
 
2022-07-03 6:28:45 PM  
Ladies, Jesus is apparently after your man. It's up to you to fight this menace and keep his from Immaculate Sodomy.
 
2022-07-03 6:32:10 PM  
I don't think you're supposed to wear the flag as clothing anyway.

It looks like some monster from a horror movie is attacking him through his shirt.
 
2022-07-03 6:39:44 PM  
Is that Trump groping a flag again?  Nah, the hands are way too big.
 
2022-07-03 6:41:34 PM  
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2022-07-03 6:49:02 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: I don't think you're supposed to wear the flag as clothing anyway.

It looks like some monster from a horror movie is attacking him through his shirt.


That monster is the horny son of Levon.
 
2022-07-03 6:51:12 PM  
Hey, at least the design is slimming.
 
2022-07-03 6:55:55 PM  

hubiestubert: Ladies, Jesus is apparently after your man. It's up to you to fight this menace and keep his from Immaculate Sodomy.


Can you still get an STD if He comes into your heart?
 
2022-07-03 6:59:12 PM  
If Chuck Tingle wrote an awful MAGA themed book, that would be the cover.
 
2022-07-03 7:00:36 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: hubiestubert: Ladies, Jesus is apparently after your man. It's up to you to fight this menace and keep his from Immaculate Sodomy.

Can you still get an STD if He comes into your heart?


That cannot be sanitary...
 
2022-07-03 7:04:46 PM  

hubiestubert: Squid_for_Brains: hubiestubert: Ladies, Jesus is apparently after your man. It's up to you to fight this menace and keep his from Immaculate Sodomy.

Can you still get an STD if He comes into your heart?

That cannot be sanitary...


There's bound to be problems. I hear Jesus is really well hung.

/absolutely making sure I'm going to hell at this point
 
2022-07-03 7:18:48 PM  
Gay bar, back room, 1981.
 
2022-07-03 7:26:01 PM  
What is supposed to be?
 
2022-07-03 7:32:43 PM  

bloobeary: Rule 34 really does cover everything.


I'm waiting for the pants version....
 
2022-07-03 7:34:51 PM  

require PDA: What is supposed to be?


Not the [obvious] sexual liaison it appears to be. Otherwise, just not sure.
 
2022-07-03 7:36:31 PM  
Jesus wants me for a powerbottom?

Jesus Wants Me For A Sunbeam
Youtube t-AvJTeQ4hQ


/thanks
//butt no thanks
 
2022-07-03 7:41:35 PM  
For grifters like this...

'The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning.'

/There was once a code
 
2022-07-03 7:48:50 PM  
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2022-07-03 7:52:17 PM  
Finally! Something to wear with these bad boys:
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/Bow to your sensei!
//BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!
 
2022-07-03 7:59:11 PM  
Oh my God, it's real and it's for sale!
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2022-07-03 8:12:39 PM  
Reach around me, Jesus!
 
2022-07-03 8:19:32 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: I don't think you're supposed to wear the flag as clothing anyway.

It looks like some monster from a horror movie is attacking him through his shirt.


The monster is wearing KKK robes.
 
2022-07-03 8:22:45 PM  
No soul. This is patriotic.

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2022-07-03 8:26:39 PM  

clintster: Oh my God, it's real and it's for sale!
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I can't help but notice that only men are modeling this shirt. Because Jesus giving you a reach around is TOTALLY not...illegal yet.
 
2022-07-03 8:53:54 PM  

djkutch: No soul. This is patriotic.

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Chihuahua is a Mexican breed! Heretic!

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2022-07-03 9:52:44 PM  
What's on the back of the shirt??
 
2022-07-03 10:01:14 PM  

Jaicu: What's on the back of the shirt??


Pure and unadulterated cringe?
 
2022-07-03 10:06:34 PM  
Yeah, that shirt shirt pretty much confirms it.

What's on the reverse? Has anybody seen Jesus from behind?
 
2022-07-03 10:20:08 PM  
Jesus Christ
 
2022-07-03 10:21:04 PM  
Are you a Jesus loving, MAGA power-bottom? Well, do we have the perfect t-shirt for you!
 
2022-07-03 10:21:49 PM  

offacue: I know it's a longshot and I do hope he is well but PAGING RUGBYJOCK.  RUGBYJOCK TO THE RED EMERGENCY COURTESY PHONE. Your talent is required at once.  Light the Rugbyjock signal.


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2022-07-03 10:23:49 PM  
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2022-07-03 10:23:53 PM  

hubiestubert: Jaicu: What's on the back of the shirt??

Pure and unadulterated cringe?


Freedumb Spooge (tm)
 
2022-07-03 10:23:57 PM  

roddikinsathome: Gay bar, back room, 1981.


Hell, gay dive bars still exist. So why not back room 2022?
 
2022-07-03 10:24:06 PM  

Jaicu: What's on the back of the shirt??


A tramp stamp.
 
2022-07-03 10:24:23 PM  
Jaicu: What's on the back of the shirt??

Cum and lube stains...Cause Jeebus gotta wipe off on something afterword...And the curtains weren't close enough!
 
2022-07-03 10:24:53 PM  
The flag is now synonymous with the Christian taliban.  If you have it on your car, I automatically know your vote.
 
2022-07-03 10:25:06 PM  

clintster: Oh my God, it's real and it's for sale!
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That isn't a hug
 
2022-07-03 10:25:52 PM  
Jesus is farking someone in the ass?

America, fark yeah.
 
2022-07-03 10:26:28 PM  

djkutch: No soul. This is patriotic.

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WTF 🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤷‍♂😵
 
2022-07-03 10:27:27 PM  

aleister_greynight: If Chuck Tingle wrote an awful MAGA themed book, that would be the cover.


You're not far off.

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2022-07-03 10:28:11 PM  

offacue: I know it's a longshot and I do hope he is well but PAGING RUGBYJOCK.  RUGBYJOCK TO THE RED EMERGENCY COURTESY PHONE. Your talent is required at once.  Light the Rugbyjock signal.


Rugbyjock has gone the way of The Onion.
Reality has outdone him, and he has become irrelevant.
 
2022-07-03 10:28:17 PM  

atomic-age: Jesus is farking someone in the ass?

America, fark yeah.


Turning the other cheek.
 
2022-07-03 10:28:55 PM  

waxbeans: clintster: Oh my God, it's real and it's for sale!
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That isn't a hug


This. I think he's backing up and smothering an immigrant.
 
2022-07-03 10:31:43 PM  
I guess that's how you advertize that you're a bottom. NTTAWWT
 
2022-07-03 10:32:05 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: hubiestubert: Squid_for_Brains: hubiestubert: Ladies, Jesus is apparently after your man. It's up to you to fight this menace and keep his from Immaculate Sodomy.

Can you still get an STD if He comes into your heart?

That cannot be sanitary...

There's bound to be problems. I hear Jesus is really well hung.

/absolutely making sure I'm going to hell at this point


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2022-07-03 10:33:05 PM  
Christ, what an asshole
 
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