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2022-07-03 5:29:30 PM  
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2022-07-03 5:36:39 PM  
Time to break out the rainbow food coloring and super soakers
 
2022-07-03 5:46:43 PM  
How about giving them a ride out of town?

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2022-07-03 5:55:14 PM  
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2022-07-03 5:58:07 PM  
So proud of their Covid avoidance by masking up.
 
2022-07-03 6:48:08 PM  
The Klan is really busting out with lots of different masks these days.
 
2022-07-03 7:42:12 PM  
Hold up, Gritty. This is a job for Rocky...

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2022-07-03 9:21:22 PM  
Don't these jackanapes have jobs?
 
2022-07-03 9:27:43 PM  
I hope nobody starts using drones to dump glitter all over these Pus Bags
 
2022-07-03 9:58:44 PM  
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2022-07-03 10:04:12 PM  
Proud of hiding their faces?
 
2022-07-03 10:14:34 PM  
Did anything bad happen to them?  No?  Philly, I am disappoint.  Terribly.  At least you cold have thrown batteries at them or something.
 
2022-07-03 10:16:17 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: At least you cold have thrown batteries at them or something.


right?
 
2022-07-03 10:17:45 PM  
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2022-07-03 10:40:36 PM  

Circusdog320: Time to break out the rainbow food coloring and super soakers


Add some cheap perfume to that
 
2022-07-03 10:40:42 PM  
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2022-07-03 10:42:28 PM  
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Need this but it is Nazis
 
2022-07-03 10:45:13 PM  
I see the shiatbags went there after being in Boston Friday.
 
2022-07-03 10:46:30 PM  
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2022-07-03 10:47:04 PM  
ugh
 
2022-07-03 10:48:35 PM  

Circusdog320: Time to break out the rainbow food coloring and super soakers


Wouldn't rainbow food coloring just turn the water brown?  Or is that the point?

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I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing.  It's been like two full minutes now.
 
2022-07-03 10:50:57 PM  
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2022-07-03 10:52:03 PM  

soopey: I see the shiatbags went there after being in Boston Friday.


They are two different groups.

One is a fascist group promoting republican branded values.

The other is a fascist group promoting republican branded values.

They are two distinct groups.
 
2022-07-03 10:52:06 PM  
Are they available for babysitting jobs?
 
2022-07-03 10:52:16 PM  
These thumb-dicked cowards need to be beaten within an inch of their lives everywhere they show up.
 
2022-07-03 10:53:21 PM  

Night Train to Wakanda: soopey: I see the shiatbags went there after being in Boston Friday.

They are two different groups.

One is a fascist group promoting republican branded values.

The other is a fascist group promoting republican branded values.

They are two distinct groups.


One shops at army surplus, the other at JC Penny.
 
2022-07-03 10:54:46 PM  
Look, I know the videos from the civil rights movement where firehouses were deployed look really bad now... But it might be a time to accept their desire to return to the 50's leave it to beaver.

Since this is dark and I have to be clear Open up the hoses on the patriot front.
 
2022-07-03 10:57:06 PM  

Emposter: Circusdog320: Time to break out the rainbow food coloring and super soakers

Wouldn't rainbow food coloring just turn the water brown?  Or is that the point?

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I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing.  It's been like two full minutes now.


I honestly cannot claim credit. I mean, sure, the meme itself is in fact mine from several years ago, but obviously not the photo/chyron.

and the subtext is entirely lifted from https://twitter.com/technicallyron/status/1116043377269792769

Angel: "What have you done to this duck"
God: "I GAVE IT STEROIDS AND METH"
Angel: "WHY"
God: "I CALL IT A GOOSE"
Angel: "WHY IS IT SCREAMING AT ME"
God: *downing another jager bomb* "FARK YOU"


/just amusing it can still get some traction now and then
 
2022-07-03 10:59:09 PM  
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2022-07-03 11:00:56 PM  
If you're going to go to the birthplace of the country to go stir up trouble, why go dressed in modern garb? Real patriots would dress in period attire.

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2022-07-03 11:01:02 PM  

tintar: Emposter: Circusdog320: Time to break out the rainbow food coloring and super soakers

Wouldn't rainbow food coloring just turn the water brown?  Or is that the point?

tintar: [Fark user image 759x417]

I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing.  It's been like two full minutes now.

I honestly cannot claim credit. I mean, sure, the meme itself is in fact mine from several years ago, but obviously not the photo/chyron.

and the subtext is entirely lifted from https://twitter.com/technicallyron/status/1116043377269792769

Angel: "What have you done to this duck"
God: "I GAVE IT STEROIDS AND METH"
Angel: "WHY"
God: "I CALL IT A GOOSE"
Angel: "WHY IS IT SCREAMING AT ME"
God: *downing another jager bomb* "FARK YOU"

/just amusing it can still get some traction now and then


Shouldn't that be a swan?  Or would a swan be given cocaine and PCP?
 
2022-07-03 11:02:23 PM  

hubiestubert: Don't these jackanapes have jobs?


They're rich enough to take days off. upper middle class
 
2022-07-03 11:02:44 PM  
ha.  gritty is a streetfighter, is how I see him
 
2022-07-03 11:05:13 PM  

Lady J: ha.  gritty is a streetfighter, is how I see him


You aren't wrong. He's the streetwise fighting spirit of Philadelphia. A mascot you may not necessarily want to cuddle with for a picture, but someone you're willing to give a high-five.
 
2022-07-03 11:08:05 PM  
Black and yellow?  In Philadelphia?  That alone will get you punched.
 
2022-07-03 11:08:17 PM  

Weatherkiss: Lady J: ha.  gritty is a streetfighter, is how I see him

You aren't wrong. He's the streetwise fighting spirit of Philadelphia. A mascot you may not necessarily want to cuddle with for a picture, but someone you're willing to give a high-five.


hero that we need
 
2022-07-03 11:09:39 PM  

Lady J: ha.  gritty is a streetfighter, is how I see him


I wanna see a sports mascot fighting game now.
 
2022-07-03 11:09:51 PM  
Tuesday morning team meeting:

Boss - I hope everyone had a great 3 day weekend. Let's go around the room and say what we did to celebrate the 4th. I had a BBQ with my family at the pool

Susan - I took my niece to a fireworks show and we got hotdogs

Bill - I marched with a white supremacist group and tried to intimidate minorities

Dave - I went to a protest for women's reproductive rights where we marched peacefully in the street

Boss - Great, great. Sounds like everyone had a good weekend. Bill, will you stick around after the meeting to speak with me and the head of HR?
 
2022-07-03 11:13:03 PM  

TorpedoOrca: Tuesday morning team meeting:

Boss - I hope everyone had a great 3 day weekend. Let's go around the room and say what we did to celebrate the 4th. I had a BBQ with my family at the pool

Susan - I took my niece to a fireworks show and we got hotdogs

Bill - I marched with a white supremacist group and tried to intimidate minorities

Dave - I went to a protest for women's reproductive rights where we marched peacefully in the street

Boss - Great, great. Sounds like everyone had a good weekend. Bill, will you stick around after the meeting to speak with me and the head of HR?


fark Dave too.
 
2022-07-03 11:13:49 PM  

tintar: Emposter: Circusdog320: Time to break out the rainbow food coloring and super soakers

Wouldn't rainbow food coloring just turn the water brown?  Or is that the point?

tintar: [Fark user image 759x417]

I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing.  It's been like two full minutes now.

I honestly cannot claim credit. I mean, sure, the meme itself is in fact mine from several years ago, but obviously not the photo/chyron.

and the subtext is entirely lifted from https://twitter.com/technicallyron/status/1116043377269792769

Angel: "What have you done to this duck"
God: "I GAVE IT STEROIDS AND METH"
Angel: "WHY"
God: "I CALL IT A GOOSE"
Angel: "WHY IS IT SCREAMING AT ME"
God: *downing another jager bomb* "FARK YOU"

/just amusing it can still get some traction now and then


I already saved it and texted it to my friend because I am old and ready for the urn.
 
2022-07-03 11:14:59 PM  
 
2022-07-03 11:15:43 PM  

tricycleracer: Black and yellow?  In Philadelphia?  That alone will get you punched.


I am wondering the significance, since it seems intentional.
 
2022-07-03 11:20:38 PM  
Hey east coast antifa maybe you could call Portland and learn how to do your job!
 
2022-07-03 11:20:57 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Did anything bad happen to them?  No?  Philly, I am disappoint.  Terribly.  At least you cold have thrown batteries at them or something.


Or eggs. Eggs work, and you can always claim it was just jolly good humour.
 
2022-07-03 11:23:41 PM  

tricycleracer: Black and yellow?  In Philadelphia?  That alone will get you punched.


I can "almost" attest to that.

/thank you large man for not killing me
//scared the hell out of my friend
///nearly pooped myself during the encounter
 
2022-07-03 11:24:12 PM  
"Dad, why did you fight for fascism when you were in your early twenties?"

"Well your mom wouldn't be obedient to what I imagine a relationship to be  and the World didn't give me the things I though just came to me without trying over and over again."

"Oh that's right.  You're an incel and I don't exist."

MAGAT wakes up sweaty, masturbates, and feels guilty about it because he missed the point when that gay stripper that someone was the catalyst for this explicitly said they were watching too much porn and it was giving them an unhealthy and unrealistic view of women.

https://www.thisamericanlife.org/626/transcript
 
2022-07-03 11:24:43 PM  

Emposter: Night Train to Wakanda: soopey: I see the shiatbags went there after being in Boston Friday.

They are two different groups.

One is a fascist group promoting republican branded values.

The other is a fascist group promoting republican branded values.

They are two distinct groups.

One shops at army surplus, the other at JC Penny.


Well...

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2022-07-03 11:24:55 PM  

leeksfromchichis: hubiestubert: Don't these jackanapes have jobs?

They're rich enough to take days off. upper middle class


It's Sunday of a three-day weekend. Generally speaking the only people working today are in retail, hospitality, or in some kind of police/fire/medical role.

Maybe the real question is "how many police departments had guys request today off"?
 
2022-07-03 11:26:08 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: Circusdog320: Time to break out the rainbow food coloring and super soakers

Add some cheap perfume to that


Forget the perfume and go with Liquid Ass in a super soaker. The smell will linger with them for hours.
 
2022-07-03 11:26:23 PM  

Shaggy_C: leeksfromchichis: hubiestubert: Don't these jackanapes have jobs?

They're rich enough to take days off. upper middle class

It's Sunday of a three-day weekend. Generally speaking the only people working today are in retail, hospitality, or in some kind of police/fire/medical role.

Maybe the real question is "how many police departments had guys request today off"?


Chances are none of them got their request granted if they did ask. Nobody in emergency services gets the 4th off unless they're actively dead or decomposing.
 
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