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    More: Florida, Criminal law, Jason Stoll, hot dog, New Port Richey man, felony charge Saturday, Police, Arrest, New Port Richey  
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2022-07-03 6:33:24 PM  
Felony charge? Really?
 
2022-07-03 7:43:54 PM  

Mugato: Felony charge? Really?


You don't have the full details of the situation.  Maybe the hotdog had mustard on it?
 
2022-07-03 7:44:22 PM  

Mugato: Felony charge? Really?


What part of "Stoll was asked to put the hot dog down but authorities said he continued his attempt to sell it." don't you get?  This isn't Nam, there are rules.

/Am samesies with the wtf about the felony charge.
 
2022-07-03 7:45:20 PM  
On the Giuliani scale from 1 to 1, how hard was the throw?
 
2022-07-03 7:45:51 PM  

Neondistraction: Mugato: Felony charge? Really?

You don't have the full details of the situation.  Maybe the hotdog had mustard on it?


You mean ketchup.
 
2022-07-03 7:47:08 PM  
can we please turn this thread into the Florida Man game?

put your birthdate (day/mo only, no year) into scrooble, alone with "florida man" (or woman. yes, brother, or woman)

my best-ever still remains, "Florida Man Defiles Washing Machine At Soapy's Coin Laundromat"
 
2022-07-03 7:48:49 PM  

chewielouie: Neondistraction: Mugato: Felony charge? Really?

You don't have the full details of the situation.  Maybe the hotdog had mustard on it?

You mean ketchup.


thank you!

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2022-07-03 7:49:25 PM  
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2022-07-03 7:49:30 PM  

chewielouie: Neondistraction: Mugato: Felony charge? Really?

You don't have the full details of the situation.  Maybe the hotdog had mustard on it?

You mean ketchup.


This was in Florida not Chicago.
 
2022-07-03 7:50:01 PM  

Neondistraction: Mugato: Felony charge? Really?

You don't have the full details of the situation.  Maybe the hotdog had mustard on it?


Mustard is normal, ketchup now that should have a felony charge. Or if it was an all beef sausage claiming to be a hot dog.
 
2022-07-03 7:50:52 PM  

chewielouie: Neondistraction: Mugato: Felony charge? Really?

You don't have the full details of the situation.  Maybe the hotdog had mustard on it?

You mean ketchup.


No, actually, mustard would be worse, it's spicy. It's like a chemical weapon.
 
2022-07-03 7:52:32 PM  
Throwing hot dogs at a cop?

REWARD FLORIDA MAN WITH THE HERO TAG
 
2022-07-03 7:53:36 PM  
Was the threat that hot dogs are made mostly of pork and the officer was concerned he would also be turned into a hotdog?
 
2022-07-03 7:55:51 PM  

tintar: can we please turn this thread into the Florida Man game?

put your birthdate (day/mo only, no year) into scrooble, alone with "florida man" (or woman. yes, brother, or woman)

my best-ever still remains, "Florida Man Defiles Washing Machine At Soapy's Coin Laundromat"


This is kind of funny - my first two hits (November 5) are unrelated stories from different years but look somewhat alike at first glance (with very different outcomes).

First hit: "Florida man hears 'intruder', shoots and kills pregnant wife" (2020)

Second hit: "A Florida man says his pregnant wife saved his life in a home invasion" (2019)
 
2022-07-03 7:56:19 PM  
Mustard costs extra

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2022-07-03 7:58:48 PM  
Terrifying, isn't it...
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2022-07-03 7:58:53 PM  
Pinellas and Pasco cops are the worst.
 
2022-07-03 8:00:12 PM  
Not a felony.  It was a missedaweiner
 
2022-07-03 8:00:26 PM  
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2022-07-03 8:00:39 PM  

C18H27NO3: Mugato: Felony charge? Really?

What part of "Stoll was asked to put the hot dog down but authorities said he continued his attempt to sell it." don't you get?  This isn't Nam, there are rules.


I don't get the part about not being allowed to sell hot dogs ffs
 
2022-07-03 8:04:32 PM  

Super Chronic: tintar: can we please turn this thread into the Florida Man game?

put your birthdate (day/mo only, no year) into scrooble, alone with "florida man" (or woman. yes, brother, or woman)

my best-ever still remains, "Florida Man Defiles Washing Machine At Soapy's Coin Laundromat"

This is kind of funny - my first two hits (November 5) are unrelated stories from different years but look somewhat alike at first glance (with very different outcomes).

First hit: "Florida man hears 'intruder', shoots and kills pregnant wife" (2020)

Second hit: "A Florida man says his pregnant wife saved his life in a home invasion" (2019)


maybe she saved him from his other pregnant wife in that 2nd one?

/oh wait I have the chronology wrong!
 
2022-07-03 8:05:36 PM  

WastrelWay: C18H27NO3: Mugato: Felony charge? Really?

What part of "Stoll was asked to put the hot dog down but authorities said he continued his attempt to sell it." don't you get?  This isn't Nam, there are rules.

I don't get the part about not being allowed to sell hot dogs ffs


pfft selling individual hotdogs is a felony same as selling loosies.
 
2022-07-03 8:06:16 PM  

Mugato: Felony charge? Really?


It's rude to toss pig at pig
 
2022-07-03 8:08:16 PM  

tintar: can we please turn this thread into the Florida Man game?

put your birthdate (day/mo only, no year) into scrooble, alone with "florida man" (or woman. yes, brother, or woman)

my best-ever still remains, "Florida Man Defiles Washing Machine At Soapy's Coin Laundromat"


Florida Man Gets Jail Term For $1.3‐Million Job Fraud

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
 
2022-07-03 8:10:14 PM  

tintar: can we please turn this thread into the Florida Man game?

put your birthdate (day/mo only, no year) into scrooble, alone with "florida man" (or woman. yes, brother, or woman)

my best-ever still remains, "Florida Man Defiles Washing Machine At Soapy's Coin Laundromat"


I'll play. 

Florida man accused of driving around naked with electronic device attached to what?

Honorable mention for: Police: Florida man threatens to destroy everyone with army of turtles
 
2022-07-03 8:21:11 PM  
Ecky Thump?

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/a man literally laughed himself to death watching this episode
 
2022-07-03 8:28:26 PM  
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2022-07-03 8:30:58 PM  
So when this cop was younger, imagining he was Clint Eastwood or Steve Guttenberg, I wonder if his dreams of being one of New Port Richey's Finest included going to court to testify about being assaulted with a deadly hot dog.
 
2022-07-03 8:31:17 PM  

tintar: can we please turn this thread into the Florida Man game?

put your birthdate (day/mo only, no year) into scrooble, alone with "florida man" (or woman. yes, brother, or woman)

my best-ever still remains, "Florida Man Defiles Washing Machine At Soapy's Coin Laundromat"


Florida Man Arrested for Pleasuring Himself With Ice Pack in Front of First Responders: Police

Half-Nude Florida Man Wearing Underwear Marked "Breathalyzer, Blow Here" Arrested for DUI
 
2022-07-03 8:42:42 PM  

Neondistraction: Mugato: Felony charge? Really?

You don't have the full details of the situation.  Maybe the hotdog had mustard ketchup on it?


FIFY
 
2022-07-03 8:43:58 PM  
One of the funniest things I've ever seen was seeing a buddy get a hot dog thrown at him for talking too much at a movie theater during a movie decades ago. It was funny on so many levels, you couldn't begin to count. We couldn't stop laughing the rest of the night. Alcohol was absolutely involved.

If you have the opportunity to see an individual throw a hot dog at another individual, I highly recommend doing so.
 
2022-07-03 8:47:34 PM  

phishrace: One of the funniest things I've ever seen was seeing a buddy get a hot dog thrown at him for talking too much at a movie theater


A movie theater hot dog. Not only is that a large financial investment but they're often hard as bricks.
 
2022-07-03 8:51:18 PM  
Note to self: Read the thread before posting!
 
2022-07-03 8:53:31 PM  
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2022-07-03 9:05:24 PM  

tintar: can we please turn this thread into the Florida Man game?

put your birthdate (day/mo only, no year) into scrooble, alone with "florida man" (or woman. yes, brother, or woman)

my best-ever still remains, "Florida Man Defiles Washing Machine At Soapy's Coin Laundromat"


"Man arrested after telling playground where babies come from"
 
2022-07-03 9:08:53 PM  
FTFA: The officer was in a full police uniform at the time of the incident.
I am not sure how this fits into this story, but good to know.
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2022-07-03 9:14:02 PM  

GonnaCallYouOut: Was the threat that hot dogs are made mostly of pork and the officer was concerned he would also be turned into a hotdog?


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2022-07-03 9:16:51 PM  
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2022-07-03 10:08:16 PM  
Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest IS tomorrow!
 
2022-07-03 10:14:40 PM  

tintar: can we please turn this thread into the Florida Man game?

put your birthdate (day/mo only, no year) into scrooble, alone with "florida man" (or woman. yes, brother, or woman)

my best-ever still remains, "Florida Man Defiles Washing Machine At Soapy's Coin Laundromat"


"Florida Man Threatens To Kill Neighbors With Machete Named Kindness"

"Florida Man Arrested For Stealing Floating Tiki Hut"
 
2022-07-03 10:47:53 PM  

Raysheler: Not a felony.  It was a missedaweiner


I never sausage a terrible pun.
You're the wurst.
 
2022-07-03 11:10:57 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: tintar: can we please turn this thread into the Florida Man game?

put your birthdate (day/mo only, no year) into scrooble, alone with "florida man" (or woman. yes, brother, or woman)

my best-ever still remains, "Florida Man Defiles Washing Machine At Soapy's Coin Laundromat"

"Florida Man Threatens To Kill Neighbors With Machete Named Kindness"

"Florida Man Arrested For Stealing Floating Tiki Hut"


dadgammit, now I want a floating tiki hut.
 
2022-07-03 11:20:11 PM  
hmm, this one honestly seems a little tame for Florida Man -
"Police arrest Florida man found with guns, drugs and a baby alligator during traffic stop
The driver of the pickup truck had been for driving with a suspended license.
"

also, there's a couple ~helpful starter sites by month/day
https://floridamanworld.com
https://floridamanbirthday.org
 
2022-07-04 12:59:18 AM  

JZDave: Neondistraction: Mugato: Felony charge? Really?

You don't have the full details of the situation.  Maybe the hotdog had mustard ketchup on it?

FIFY


No, I had it right the first time.  Mustard is gross.
 
2022-07-04 8:26:34 AM  

Mugato: So when this cop was younger, imagining he was Clint Eastwood or Steve Guttenberg, I wonder if his dreams of being one of New Port Richey's Finest included going to court to testify about being assaulted with a deadly hot dog.


But are they going to ban Assault Frankfurters? They can take mine from my cold dead mustard covered hand.
 
2022-07-04 1:46:10 PM  
Was is a foot long?
 
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