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2022-07-03 2:08:07 PM  
Desperate people seeking desperate solutions, well who ever could have seen that one coming?
 
2022-07-03 2:10:43 PM  

aleister_greynight: Desperate people seeking desperate solutions, well who ever could have seen that one coming?


The GOP.  It's the whole idea.

Roe made abortion legal and safe.  They couldn't stand that.  If those whores won't take responsibility for their actions, they need to suffer for it.  What do they think they can do, just walk away from sex without consequences?  Who do they they think they are?? MEN?!
 
2022-07-03 2:21:46 PM  

aleister_greynight: Desperate people seeking desperate solutions, well who ever could have seen that one coming?


The people ready to prey on them for profit, clicks and likes.
 
2022-07-03 9:56:26 PM  
The poison only -might- kill you. The ectopic pregnancy WILL. If those are your options... yeah.
 
2022-07-03 9:56:49 PM  
Right wing evangelicals make medical abortion illegal and drive women to witchcraft. Unforeseen consequences.
 
2022-07-03 9:56:54 PM  
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2022-07-03 9:58:00 PM  
Sadly, this would be an option (and abortion would be) if the US had a fully accessible and cheap healthcare system. :(
 
2022-07-03 10:01:38 PM  
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They never really left...

/They put on a GREAT and FUN show
 
2022-07-03 10:03:42 PM  
I wonder what horseshiat herbal abortion supplements Dr. Oz is gonna peddle once he's elected and helps outlaw safe and ethical abortion procedures throughout America Dumbfarkistan?
 
2022-07-03 10:06:19 PM  
What if it turns out that Ivermectin causes a fetus to abort?
 
2022-07-03 10:06:39 PM  
So....can I trust a big butt and a smile?
 
obl
2022-07-03 10:09:57 PM  
Modern times require modern solutions.

https://abortly.com
 
2022-07-03 10:11:47 PM  
Smoking cigarettes and drinking booze everyday is a very organic solution to your biological and reproductive needs. Government approved and regulated.
 
2022-07-03 10:14:15 PM  
Meanwhile here i am flipping through radio stations looking for music traveling from podunkburg to redneckford and what comes on? Oh a 'oooooh roe v wade is over. So many babies will be saved.' And then i find myself yelling at the radio 'you farkers have now set the stage for the death of countless women because of the lack of access to what is would be a safe procedure.'
 
2022-07-03 10:14:58 PM  

obl: Modern times require modern solutions.

https://abortly.com


Don't use an app. Do searches with a secure VPN. Something out of country, that does not keep logs.
There will be organizations that will help fund expenses for travel to a blue state that will do procedures.
 
2022-07-03 10:17:48 PM  
I remember ectopic pregnancy from ER or House, it's where an embryo gets stuck in a Fallopian tube, right? Turns into significant surgery, not a generic abortion. It's not an elective procedure.
 
2022-07-03 10:18:40 PM  

Petey4335: Meanwhile here i am flipping through radio stations looking for music traveling from podunkburg to redneckford and what comes on? Oh a 'oooooh roe v wade is over. So many babies will be saved.' And then i find myself yelling at the radio 'you farkers have now set the stage for the death of countless women because of the lack of access to what is would be a safe procedure.'


Did you still get your ArbyQ and curly fries though?


/tease
 
2022-07-03 10:19:16 PM  

Petey4335: Meanwhile here i am flipping through radio stations looking for music traveling from podunkburg to redneckford and what comes on? Oh a 'oooooh roe v wade is over. So many babies will be saved.' And then i find myself yelling at the radio 'you farkers have now set the stage for the death of countless women because of the lack of access to what is would be a safe procedure.'


Not to mention the increases in child abuse, child neglect, and families who can't get by.
 
2022-07-03 10:20:56 PM  

wildcardjack: I remember ectopic pregnancy from ER or House, it's where an embryo gets stuck in a Fallopian tube, right? Turns into significant surgery, not a generic abortion. It's not an elective procedure.


No, it is life or death, but there's at least one Farker who claims his aunt (IIRC) had an ectopic pregnancy implanted in her uterus and carried it to term.
 
2022-07-03 10:21:32 PM  

atomic-age: wildcardjack: I remember ectopic pregnancy from ER or House, it's where an embryo gets stuck in a Fallopian tube, right? Turns into significant surgery, not a generic abortion. It's not an elective procedure.

No, it is life or death, but there's at least one Farker who claims his aunt (IIRC) had an ectopic pregnancy implanted in her uterus and carried it to term.


or maybe just carried it to term in the tube. Either way . . . no.
 
2022-07-03 10:32:33 PM  
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2022-07-03 10:38:03 PM  

Chief Superintendent Lookout: Petey4335: Meanwhile here i am flipping through radio stations looking for music traveling from podunkburg to redneckford and what comes on? Oh a 'oooooh roe v wade is over. So many babies will be saved.' And then i find myself yelling at the radio 'you farkers have now set the stage for the death of countless women because of the lack of access to what is would be a safe procedure.'

Not to mention the increases in child abuse, child neglect, and families who can't get by.


And the increases of domestic violence, suicides, and street kids when the orphanages get too full.
 
2022-07-03 10:40:04 PM  
WTF ignorant shiat is this? There were plenty of abortions by herbs before modern pharmacies. Our species depended on them since the beginning of time.
 
2022-07-03 10:41:04 PM  
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How did the Uruk-Hai know what menus were?
 
2022-07-03 10:41:08 PM  
But lives are saved!1!
 
2022-07-03 10:41:20 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: WTF ignorant shiat is this? There were plenty of abortions by herbs before modern pharmacies. Our species depended on them since the beginning of time.


debilitating, and not at all reliable
 
2022-07-03 10:47:45 PM  
I was interested in what botanicals they were using. Pennyroyal oil
upload.wikimedia.org Pulegone, this is highly hepatotoxic and basically poisons the mother but the fetus dies first...kind of like medieval chemotherapy. 0 stars, would not recommend
 
2022-07-03 10:48:08 PM  

Chief Superintendent Lookout: Petey4335: Meanwhile here i am flipping through radio stations looking for music traveling from podunkburg to redneckford and what comes on? Oh a 'oooooh roe v wade is over. So many babies will be saved.' And then i find myself yelling at the radio 'you farkers have now set the stage for the death of countless women because of the lack of access to what is would be a safe procedure.'

Not to mention the increases in child abuse, child neglect, and families who can't get by.


And a rise in violent crime starting in 2036 and reaching critical levels by 2045.
 
2022-07-03 10:48:45 PM  
CSB: My grandmother jumped off a wardrobe trying to get rid of my dad. Her husband was dying of cancer and she already had six kids.
She also asked her mother to help (she was a midwife), but the old bat refused. "You keep your baby, Ida. They bring their own food."
So yeah, Dad survived and lived to have a little accident of his own (I'm the third child). Tada!
/Still pro choice.
 
2022-07-03 10:49:33 PM  
Woah now taking weird medications is farked up? What if ivermectin induced abortion?
 
2022-07-03 10:50:58 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: WTF ignorant shiat is this? There were plenty of abortions by herbs before modern pharmacies. Our species depended on them since the beginning of time.


I've heard that the 'heart' symbol comes from the leaf of a plant used in ancient Rome for abortions.

They used it so widely that it went extinct.
 
2022-07-03 10:50:58 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: WTF ignorant shiat is this? There were plenty of abortions by herbs before modern pharmacies. Our species depended on them since the beginning of time.


And before modern pharmacies, people died of food poisoning at 35 and blamed it on evil spirits.
 
2022-07-03 11:07:24 PM  

berylman: I was interested in what botanicals they were using. Pennyroyal oil
[upload.wikimedia.org image 130x66] Pulegone, this is highly hepatotoxic and basically poisons the mother but the fetus dies first...kind of like medieval chemotherapy. 0 stars, would not recommend


Enslaved women were known to chew on the roots of the cotton plant to induce abortions and act as a contraceptive.  Gossypol is the phenal in the cotton plant that is responsible for the effects.

There are also reports of using 10-12 drops of turpentine to terminate a pregnancy.
 
2022-07-03 11:09:21 PM  
Come on, Pfizer, give us Argaiv -- the amazing two-pill treatment for "nausea and bloating" in woman ages 12-45.
 
2022-07-03 11:20:52 PM  

Chariset: aleister_greynight: Desperate people seeking desperate solutions, well who ever could have seen that one coming?

The GOP.  It's the whole idea.

Roe made abortion legal and safe.  They couldn't stand that.  If those whores won't take responsibility for their actions, they need to suffer for it.  What do they think they can do, just walk away from sex without consequences?  Who do they they think they are?? MEN?!


GOP Men: "Keep your legs closed if you don't want to be pregnant!"
Also, GOP Men: "Transgender women were once men, and therefore have a strength advantage in competitive sports."

It's like they're missing a very important gear in their machinery, that would let them make certain vital connections between ideas.
 
2022-07-03 11:25:16 PM  
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2022-07-03 11:30:06 PM  
Herbal abortion tonics are in the Bible so those sumbiatches need to shut the hell up.  Deeply held religious belief!
 
2022-07-03 11:38:56 PM  
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2022-07-03 11:39:52 PM  

berylman: I was interested in what botanicals they were using. Pennyroyal oil
[upload.wikimedia.org image 130x66] Pulegone, this is highly hepatotoxic and basically poisons the mother but the fetus dies first...kind of like medieval chemotherapy. 0 stars, would not recommend


😂☠💀
 
2022-07-03 11:44:15 PM  

robodog: Chief Superintendent Lookout: Petey4335: Meanwhile here i am flipping through radio stations looking for music traveling from podunkburg to redneckford and what comes on? Oh a 'oooooh roe v wade is over. So many babies will be saved.' And then i find myself yelling at the radio 'you farkers have now set the stage for the death of countless women because of the lack of access to what is would be a safe procedure.'

Not to mention the increases in child abuse, child neglect, and families who can't get by.

And a rise in violent crime starting in 2036 and reaching critical levels by 2045.


Feature, not a bug.

That way cops/govt get to remove even more rights to keep us safe from ourselves, with the added bonus of cracking down particularly hard on POC.

/I know whites won't be 50+% anymore, but do you think we won't stil be assholes in 20 years?
 
2022-07-03 11:47:50 PM  

aleister_greynight: Desperate people seeking desperate solutions, well who ever could have seen that one coming?


Literally everyone that voted for Hillary
 
2022-07-04 12:03:22 AM  
Bans against medically-assisted abortion don't stop abortions.

They stop safe abortions.
 
2022-07-04 1:16:54 AM  

robodog: Chief Superintendent Lookout: Petey4335: Meanwhile here i am flipping through radio stations looking for music traveling from podunkburg to redneckford and what comes on? Oh a 'oooooh roe v wade is over. So many babies will be saved.' And then i find myself yelling at the radio 'you farkers have now set the stage for the death of countless women because of the lack of access to what is would be a safe procedure.'

Not to mention the increases in child abuse, child neglect, and families who can't get by.

And a rise in violent crime starting in 2036 and reaching critical levels by 2045.


Planning on bringing back leaded gasoline? That was the real cause of mid century violence and general increase in crazies. By 2036 most of the victims of leaded gasoline will be dead.
 
2022-07-04 1:33:14 AM  

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2022-07-04 1:39:58 AM  
Because outlawing abortion and birth control worked so well for Romania under Ceaușescu
 
2022-07-04 1:42:03 AM  

Chariset: Bennie Crabtree: WTF ignorant shiat is this? There were plenty of abortions by herbs before modern pharmacies. Our species depended on them since the beginning of time.

I've heard that the 'heart' symbol comes from the leaf of a plant used in ancient Rome for abortions.

They used it so widely that it went extinct.


Giant Sylphium
 
2022-07-04 1:44:04 AM  

wildcardjack: I remember ectopic pregnancy from ER or House, it's where an embryo gets stuck in a Fallopian tube, right? Turns into significant surgery, not a generic abortion. It's not an elective procedure.


Deadly and requires emergency surgery
 
2022-07-04 4:16:51 AM  

wildcardjack: robodog: Chief Superintendent Lookout: Petey4335: Meanwhile here i am flipping through radio stations looking for music traveling from podunkburg to redneckford and what comes on? Oh a 'oooooh roe v wade is over. So many babies will be saved.' And then i find myself yelling at the radio 'you farkers have now set the stage for the death of countless women because of the lack of access to what is would be a safe procedure.'

Not to mention the increases in child abuse, child neglect, and families who can't get by.

And a rise in violent crime starting in 2036 and reaching critical levels by 2045.

Planning on bringing back leaded gasoline? That was the real cause of mid century violence and general increase in crazies. By 2036 most of the victims of leaded gasoline will be dead.


Removing leaded gas and legalizing abortion both had significant impacts.
 
2022-07-04 6:04:44 AM  
But I still feel ill!
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2022-07-04 8:47:36 AM  

aleister_greynight: Desperate people seeking desperate solutions, well who ever could have seen that one coming?


Speaking of herbs, if feminists wishing to follow in the footsteps of Locusta and the Tofanas got work in the kitchens of the restaurants of the wealthy elites, there would soon probably be a lot less desperation.


"Ce soir l'ennemi connaîtra le prix du sang et les larmes"
 
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