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5685 clicks; posted to Politics » on 03 Jul 2022 at 9:17 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-07-03 1:05:44 PM  
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2022-07-03 1:13:44 PM  
Even without the demonic remarks, any black woman who is Republican is clearly nutty as squirrel poop.
 
2022-07-03 1:19:00 PM  

bingethinker: Even without the demonic remarks, any black woman who is Republican is clearly nutty as squirrel poop.


Like the short-lived Jews for Hitler movement.
 
2022-07-03 1:23:15 PM  

bingethinker: Even without the demonic remarks, any black woman who is Republican is clearly nutty as squirrel poop.


And Black Women will tell you that
 
2022-07-03 1:31:16 PM  
Almost the entire GOP slate in Michigan is pretty weird this year. Even the incumbents, really. We de-Gerrymandered to a degree (we passed an amendment to the state constitution), and the 'serious' Republicans seem to be keeping their heads down for a bit. I think they want the Trumpanistas to tire out and go home before they (the 'serious' Republicans) take to the field again. There's nothing to gain in fighting loonies, and losing to a loony could be career-ending.
 
2022-07-03 1:38:46 PM  
These wackadoodles seem to be in a race to the bottom for how insane they can be.
 
2022-07-03 1:45:47 PM  

aaronx: Almost the entire GOP slate in Michigan is pretty weird this year. Even the incumbents, really. We de-Gerrymandered to a degree (we passed an amendment to the state constitution), and the 'serious' Republicans seem to be keeping their heads down for a bit. I think they want the Trumpanistas to tire out and go home before they (the 'serious' Republicans) take to the field again. There's nothing to gain in fighting loonies, and losing to a loony could be career-ending.


I dunno, rural SE Michigan is kinda....koo koo.
 
2022-07-03 5:35:50 PM  

bingethinker: Even without the demonic remarks, any black woman who is Republican is clearly nutty as squirrel poop.


Nuts or simply completely without any moral centre or shame.

/both
 
2022-07-03 6:10:26 PM  
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"It's not herpes if it's everywhere.'
 
2022-07-03 6:49:02 PM  
This level of whacky might suggest syphilis instead.
 
2022-07-03 7:01:51 PM  

aaronx: There's nothing to gain in fighting loonies, and losing to a loony could be career-ending.


That's part of the problem. It shouldn't be a career. A politician motivated by a career is on a different page than one motivated by ideology. The crazy people are winning a lot lately.
 
2022-07-03 7:32:54 PM  
And with an opposing view...

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2022-07-03 9:19:50 PM  
A little Penomic Dossession never hurt bonody.
 
2022-07-03 9:20:04 PM  
Her and Dr. Demon Semen should get together and have a reality show.
 
2022-07-03 9:20:26 PM  
Oh neat. Demonizing opponents. Literally literally. Neat neat neat.
 
2022-07-03 9:21:19 PM  

bingethinker: Even without the demonic remarks, any black woman who is Republican is clearly nutty as squirrel poop.


Probably, but there's always the off chance they are trying to grift a crapton of money in a very short period of time.
 
2022-07-03 9:21:43 PM  
Personally, I think demonic possession comes from jars of mayonnaise. That stuff is  nasty, and it says Hellman right on the label.
 
2022-07-03 9:22:22 PM  

OdradekRex: bingethinker: Even without the demonic remarks, any black woman who is Republican is clearly nutty as squirrel poop.

Like the short-lived Jews for Hitler movement.


Not as short-lived as springtime for Hitler and Germany.
 
2022-07-03 9:22:37 PM  
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2022-07-03 9:23:06 PM  

ImpendingCynic: Personally, I think demonic possession comes from jars of mayonnaise. That stuff is  nasty, and it says Hellman right on the label.


Hellboy had to settle down at some point to pay the bills.
 
2022-07-03 9:24:26 PM  
Is this some metaphor about Catholic priests and altar boys?
 
2022-07-03 9:28:10 PM  
Shut up, you stupid dingbat.
 
2022-07-03 9:28:32 PM  
Someone needs to arrange a meet-up with Dr. Stella Immanuel so they can hook-up and protect everyone from Demon Sperm and alien DNA

https://www.thedailybeast.com/dr-stella-immanuel-i-believe-in-demonic-spirits-that-sleep-with-women-not-demon-sperm

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2022-07-03 9:30:04 PM  
I will NEVER understand why black people continue stump for a guy who literally spent most of his adult businessman life trying to keep people who look JUST LIKE THEM out of his properties, and away from his cameras unless they made HIM look good.
 
2022-07-03 9:31:07 PM  
"Abortion is really nothing new. The child sacrifice is a very satanic practice, and that's precisely what abortion is. And we need to see it as such," Karamo, a community college professor

You didn't read the Bible before talking about child sacrifice, did you?
 
2022-07-03 9:32:40 PM  

OdradekRex: bingethinker: Even without the demonic remarks, any black woman who is Republican is clearly nutty as squirrel poop.

Like the short-lived Jews for Hitler movement.


Or the Chickens for Colonel Sanders coalition.
 
2022-07-03 9:33:54 PM  
"Demonic possession is real"

Look, lady, I'm digging Stranger Things too, but you know it's just a TV show, right?
 
2022-07-03 9:34:02 PM  
I'd start a movement to ban exorcisms but the RWNJs wouldn't comprehend the point that, by what passes for their logic, demons should have just as much right to exist as any other capable-of-human-form parasite that infests a human body.
 
2022-07-03 9:34:13 PM  
I've gotta get out of this timeline. It feels like the inmates have taken over the asylum.
 
2022-07-03 9:34:27 PM  
To be an adult and believe in that sort of woo-woo supernatural stuff should be an immediate
warning sign. It should warn you that this person is ignorant and/or has some mental problem that's not
being treated..This is not the copper age..There is science and medicine and knowledge of how things
work. And none of them point to deities, supernatural forces or other consciousness influencing nature..
 
2022-07-03 9:36:44 PM  

TheEdibleSnuggie: I will NEVER understand why black people continue stump for a guy who literally spent most of his adult businessman life trying to keep people who look JUST LIKE THEM out of his properties, and away from his cameras unless they made HIM look good.


Malcolm X explained it decades ago.

There's a big difference between the house and the field
 
2022-07-03 9:36:59 PM  

nicholas m schumacher: "Abortion is really nothing new. The child sacrifice is a very satanic practice, and that's precisely what abortion is. And we need to see it as such," Karamo, a community college professor

You didn't read the Bible before talking about child sacrifice, did you?


Christians don't read the bible.
 
2022-07-03 9:37:48 PM  
Demonic possession does come from intimate relationships, if you count MAGA rallies as intimate.
 
2022-07-03 9:37:56 PM  
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2022-07-03 9:38:10 PM  
I'm sure this woman will have very sound judgement when it comes to implementing safe and secure elections in the state of Mi...GET THEE HENCE FOUL DEMONS WE SHALL NOT BE TEMPTED TO SPREAD YOUR EVIL THROUGH SINFUL PASSION ALL FORNICATORS ARE BEHOLDEN TO SATAN AND THE BABY KILLERS SHALL BURN IN THE TWELVE HELLS OF THE UNDERGODS FOR ALL ETERNITY SO SAYETH THE LORD THY GOD
 
2022-07-03 9:38:41 PM  

mrshowrules: bingethinker: Even without the demonic remarks, any black woman who is Republican is clearly nutty as squirrel poop.

Nuts or simply completely without any moral centre or shame.

/both


SSDDefinition.
 
2022-07-03 9:41:07 PM  
This is the second time I'm mentioning that my new bathroom book is A Demon Haunted World.
 
2022-07-03 9:44:52 PM  
Y'all need to upgrade those water pipes 'Merica, you've got a lead problem.
 
2022-07-03 9:45:25 PM  
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From a demographic vs interest perspective, good luck, ma'am.

At best, the regime will treat you as a useful tool.  At worst, you get Night of the Long Knives'd.
 
2022-07-03 9:46:06 PM  
Religion is a mental disorder.
 
2022-07-03 9:46:20 PM  
CNN previously reported some of Karamo's beliefs and rhetoric, including her attacks against premarital sex and the LGBTQ community, such as that it will lead to the "normalization" of pedophilia; her anti-vaxxer comments; and her election denialism. Karamo frequently attacks those she disagrees with as being instruments of Satan or "demonic," including the Democratic Party and the LGBTQ community.

You know if God exists, He could just come to Earth and clear everything up.
 
2022-07-03 9:53:15 PM  
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Is this paranormal, /x/? I mean, Republicans. . .
 
2022-07-03 9:53:24 PM  

TheEdibleSnuggie: I will NEVER understand why black people continue stump for a guy who literally spent most of his adult businessman life trying to keep people who look JUST LIKE THEM out of his properties, and away from his cameras unless they made HIM look good.


The same reason Nyarlathotep or Cthulhu have adherents. If everyone is going to be eaten, might as well get eaten last.
 
2022-07-03 9:53:28 PM  
I never knew STD stood for Sexually Transmitted Daemons.
 
2022-07-03 9:53:49 PM  

aaronx: Almost the entire GOP slate in Michigan is pretty weird this year. Even the incumbents, really. We de-Gerrymandered to a degree (we passed an amendment to the state constitution), and the 'serious' Republicans seem to be keeping their heads down for a bit. I think they want the Trumpanistas to tire out and go home before they (the 'serious' Republicans) take to the field again. There's nothing to gain in fighting loonies, and losing to a loony could be career-ending.


Considering that Biden is so hated, the "serious Republicans" are making a huge mistake. This election is their chance to grasp America in their crushing vicelike grip, for keeps. Skipping this election is throwing away the whole point of their victories of the last 22 years.
 
2022-07-03 9:55:00 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: TheEdibleSnuggie: I will NEVER understand why black people continue stump for a guy who literally spent most of his adult businessman life trying to keep people who look JUST LIKE THEM out of his properties, and away from his cameras unless they made HIM look good.

The same reason Nyarlathotep or Cthulhu have adherents. If everyone is going to be eaten, might as well get eaten last.


IIRC Nyarlathotep followers get orgiastic dance parties in the suburbs, during the weeks leading up to his glorious arrival.
 
2022-07-03 9:56:05 PM  

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KFILE: The Republican nominee for Michigan Secretary of State said "demonic possession" is real and transferred via "intimate relationships." https://t.co/m0WCMEfzyT


Now...hold on a second 🤔

If intimate relationships lead to demonic possession, does that mean every baby born since the beginning of time is a demon 😱.

farkin mind blown
 
2022-07-03 9:58:02 PM  

ImpendingCynic: Personally, I think demonic possession comes from jars of mayonnaise. That stuff is  nasty, and it says Hellman right on the label.


Nah.....but Miracle Whip is the devil's skeet.
 
2022-07-03 10:05:18 PM  

nicholas m schumacher: "Abortion is really nothing new. The child sacrifice is a very satanic practice, and that's precisely what abortion is. And we need to see it as such," Karamo, a community college professor

You didn't read the Bible before talking about child sacrifice, did you?


They never read the Bible.
 
2022-07-03 10:08:09 PM  
Here, lady, I'ma help you out:

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