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2022-07-03 12:14:03 PM  
Goose is still dead
 
2022-07-03 12:27:03 PM  

cretinbob: Goose is still dead


OMG SPOILERS
 
2022-07-03 1:14:11 PM  
His best work was "Taps" and it has steadily gone downhill since.
 
2022-07-03 3:14:15 PM  
So Born on the 4th of July was a lie?

/still gonna go see Maverick in 26 minutes
 
2022-07-03 3:32:44 PM  

teto85: His best work was "Taps" and it has steadily gone downhill since.


Risky Business

He was at silverstone in the MB pits this morning
 
2022-07-03 4:49:54 PM  
Only good movie: American Made
 
2022-07-03 5:16:13 PM  
Still no Maverick thread. Fark I am disappoint.
 
2022-07-03 5:19:42 PM  
No.  No happy.  He doesn't just believed ng to a cult, he's spent decades enticing people into a cult.

No.
 
2022-07-03 5:20:36 PM  

Kris_Romm: No.  No happy.  He doesn't just believed ng to a cult, he's spent decades enticing people into a cult.

No.


Autocorrect ISSUES.  You know what I meant though!   He's a BAD PERSON.
 
2022-07-03 5:24:54 PM  
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2022-07-03 5:27:03 PM  
Happy birthday, Lestat.

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2022-07-03 5:37:20 PM  

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2022-07-03 5:37:53 PM  
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2022-07-03 5:41:19 PM  
His best movie is A few Good Men.
 
2022-07-03 5:43:57 PM  

Clash City Farker: His best movie is A few Good Men.


Rain Man
 
2022-07-03 5:45:20 PM  

Marshmallow Jones: Clash City Farker: His best movie is A few Good Men.

Rain Man


Tropic Thunder
 
2022-07-03 5:45:35 PM  
Happy Birthday Tom, you may be goofy in the head but you put out a good product.

/respect for his abilities and accomplishments
//acknowledge he's bat-shiat crazy and shouldn't be allowed unsupervised time with his kid(s?)
 
2022-07-03 5:48:48 PM  
Tom Cruise Scientology Parody with Jerry O'Connell - Hilarious
Youtube S4hnsHkHLcs
 
2022-07-03 6:01:42 PM  
We need a Days of Thunder 2.
 
2022-07-03 6:04:28 PM  
I can't believe he's that old. He's a nutter, but I like his movies.
 
2022-07-03 6:04:50 PM  

Clash City Farker: His best movie is A few Good Men.


That movie is so stupid it hurts.

Literally everyone in the movie is a moron, and everything they do and say is moronic.
 
2022-07-03 6:10:23 PM  

realmolo: Clash City Farker: His best movie is A few Good Men.

That movie is so stupid it hurts.

Literally everyone in the movie is a moron, and everything they do and say is moronic.


You might enjoy this

Real Lawyer Reacts to A Few Good Men (with Real JAG!)
Youtube SfZrnoo1GPM
 
2022-07-03 6:14:29 PM  
Collateral, Minority Report, Eyes Wide Shut, Jack Reacher, The Firm, and his Mission Impossible movies. (I love MI:2 and will defend it sometime.)

I was surprised at his imdb list. He's made better movies than immediately come to mind. Mostly I just think of his MI flicks and prefer not to think of his Scientology and weird antics.
 
2022-07-03 6:33:49 PM  
DANGER ZONE!
 
2022-07-03 6:36:48 PM  
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2022-07-03 6:48:40 PM  
I'm disappointed, Fark. NSFW!
Magnolia ~ Respect The Cock
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2022-07-03 6:54:56 PM  

realmolo: Clash City Farker: His best movie is A few Good Men.

That movie is so stupid it hurts.

Literally everyone in the movie is a moron, and everything they do and say is moronic.


It's great for playing the Kevin Bacon game.
 
2022-07-03 7:01:35 PM  
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2022-07-03 7:03:41 PM  
I wasn't kidding about the 26 minutes. Jennifer Connolly was well cast, IMHO.
 
2022-07-03 7:04:39 PM  

Odd Bird: Happy Birthday Tom, you may be goofy in the head but you put out a good product.


He really does.

For whatever reason, I find his characters believable. He's the anti-Leo for me.

Minority Report is probably my favorite movie of his.
 
2022-07-03 7:10:20 PM  
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2022-07-03 7:10:37 PM  
To be quite honest, I really don't care what his religion is, I have enjoyed many of his movies. It's not as though scientology has murdered 100's of millions of people like christianity.
 
2022-07-03 7:41:20 PM  

jerryskid: To be quite honest, I really don't care what his religion is, I have enjoyed many of his movies. It's not as though scientology has murdered 100's of millions of people like christianity.


Being clever on the internet is like archery- you might not hit the target but everyone knows what you were meant to be hitting.

Anyhow the book and later documentary going clear documents how Tom Cruise benefits greatly from forced labour of Scientology members that is tantamount to slavery.

But at least he isn't Christian
 
2022-07-03 7:44:15 PM  

fragMasterFlash: So Born on the 4th of July was a lie?

/still gonna go see Maverick in 26 minutes


Just finished seeing it.

Loved it.
 
2022-07-03 7:59:05 PM  
Screw TC and scientology
 
2022-07-03 8:13:01 PM  
I say it is bullshiat that Tom Cruise got to put his dick in Penelope Cruz, Katie Holmes, and Nicole Kidman but I still haven't. What does that asshole have that I don't?
 
2022-07-03 8:14:38 PM  

Ragin' Asian: Happy birthday, Lestat.

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/liked Interview with the Vampire and the books
 
2022-07-03 8:17:24 PM  
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2022-07-03 8:26:09 PM  

jerryskid: To be quite honest, I really don't care what his religion is, I have enjoyed many of his movies. It's not as though scientology has murdered 100's of millions of people like christianity.


I'm not here to defend the horror that is Christianity.  But calling an overt cult a "religion" is one strike, and comparing a leader/direct beneficiary of their mistreatment of people to an AVERAGE Christian is strike two.  Wanna go for three?
 
2022-07-03 8:40:47 PM  

Kris_Romm: I'm not here to defend the horror that is Christianity.  But calling an overt cult a "religion" is one strike, and comparing a leader/direct beneficiary of their mistreatment of people to an AVERAGE Christian is strike two.  Wanna go for three?


Well, and I really don't want to go into this but you can get a Bible for free anywhere and go be a Christian in the privacy of your own home, doesn't cost you a dime. Not so with Tom's and other cults. Ok, all I have to say about this.
 
2022-07-03 8:42:45 PM  

Trik: Screw TC and scientology


Top Gun 3: Bombing Xenu.
 
2022-07-03 9:00:11 PM  
Fun fact: when you pay for a Tom Cruise movie a portion of the money he receives goes to the Church of Scientology.
Tom Cruise Scientology Video - ( Original UNCUT )
Youtube UFBZ_uAbxS0
 
2022-07-03 9:06:35 PM  

ippolit: Fun fact: when you pay for a Tom Cruise movie a portion of the money he receives goes to the Church of Scientology.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/UFBZ_uAbxS0]



If the movie is entertaining, who farking cares?
 
2022-07-03 9:12:46 PM  
He was never given screen credits for Casablanca.
WTF is Bogie?
 
2022-07-03 9:14:46 PM  

ippolit: Fun fact: when you pay for a Tom Cruise movie a portion of the money he receives goes to the Church of Scientology.


And when you pay for any other movie or streaming TV show, a lot of that money goes to drug dealers. So read a book. But you'll probably buy it on Amazon and give Jeff Bezos some of your money so there's that.
 
2022-07-03 9:20:53 PM  

SloppyFrenchKisser: He was never given screen credits for Casablanca.
WTF is Bogie?


"Bogie" was the nickname for Humphrey Bogart, who starred in "Casablanca."

And Tom Cruise wasn't given credit for that movie because it came out 19 years before he was born.
 
2022-07-03 9:26:57 PM  

Mugato: ippolit: Fun fact: when you pay for a Tom Cruise movie a portion of the money he receives goes to the Church of Scientology.

And when you pay for any other movie or streaming TV show, a lot of that money goes to drug dealers. So read a book. But you'll probably buy it on Amazon and give Jeff Bezos some of your money so there's that.


Harvey Weinstein made a ton of money off of Pulp Fiction. It's still my favorite movie.
 
2022-07-03 9:28:16 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Mugato: ippolit: Fun fact: when you pay for a Tom Cruise movie a portion of the money he receives goes to the Church of Scientology.

And when you pay for any other movie or streaming TV show, a lot of that money goes to drug dealers. So read a book. But you'll probably buy it on Amazon and give Jeff Bezos some of your money so there's that.

Harvey Weinstein made a ton of money off of Pulp Fiction. It's still my favorite movie.


Conversely, not paying to see the movie means you're depriving money from the hundreds of crew members who worked on it with families.

It's a stupid f*cking logical fallacy.
 
2022-07-03 9:30:31 PM  

stoli n coke: ippolit: Fun fact: when you pay for a Tom Cruise movie a portion of the money he receives goes to the Church of Scientology.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/UFBZ_uAbxS0]


If the movie is entertaining, who farking cares?


The victims of Scientology?
 
2022-07-03 9:34:19 PM  

stoli n coke: ippolit: Fun fact: when you pay for a Tom Cruise movie a portion of the money he receives goes to the Church of Scientology.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/UFBZ_uAbxS0]


If the movie is entertaining, who farking cares?


I care because it brings legitamacy to a dangerous cult.
 
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