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2022-07-03 8:19:37 AM  
Yeah, that's not a divisive press release at all.
 
2022-07-03 8:34:09 AM  
Can't have truth in press releases.
 
2022-07-03 8:40:43 AM  
The statement was funny and true and fireworks are stupid. What kind of Karen would get riled up over something like that to where they'd actually need to complain about it?
 
2022-07-03 9:29:56 AM  
Subby prefers to have sunshine blown up his ass, dammit!
 
2022-07-03 10:01:18 AM  
"Sorry if we hurt your fee-fees."
 
2022-07-03 10:58:02 AM  

Mugato: The statement was funny and true and fireworks are stupid. What kind of Karen would get riled up over something like that to where they'd actually need to complain about it?


Difficulty: Florida.
 
2022-07-03 11:07:58 AM  
That's someone ready for a different job.   At The Onion.
 
2022-07-03 11:09:03 AM  
Somebody will hire them after their inevitable firing - that's good writing.
 
2022-07-03 11:09:26 AM  
Come celebrate a country so great even God has a poster of Uncle Sam in his bedroom and gives it a little kiss before going to sleep.  There will be fireworks.
 
2022-07-03 11:09:49 AM  
Lol.
 
2022-07-03 11:10:50 AM  
Every country has done bad shiat in the past.  That's why they are still countries today.  Everyone will get over it.
 
2022-07-03 11:10:55 AM  
That sort of corny copy is good if you're advertising some sort of meal delivery service that exploits gig workers and restaurants, but I can see how it wouldn't work from a municipality.
 
2022-07-03 11:13:33 AM  
Come for the Nazis marching in the streets of Boston and the ex President under investigation, stay for the party!
 
2022-07-03 11:14:38 AM  
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2022-07-03 11:16:58 AM  
Come celebrate the freedom we have in this country. The freedom to be a rich, straight, white man (or his Handmaid)
 
2022-07-03 11:18:33 AM  

Turbo Cojones: Come for the Nazis marching in the streets of Boston and the ex President under investigation, stay for the party!


Even since people explained to me that the 4th was just like Guy Fawkes except for no effigy burning and more speeches and parades, I wondered if the US would ever go in for burning effigies.  Plural makes sense now.
 
2022-07-03 11:20:10 AM  

i_dig_chicks: Every country has done bad shiat in the past.  That's why they are still countries today.  Everyone will get over it.


So?  This is about the bad shiat in the present.
 
2022-07-03 11:24:47 AM  

i_dig_chicks: Every country has done bad shiat in the past.  That's why they are still countries today.  Everyone will get over it.


Last guy that said "you'll get over it", disappeared from Fark.
 
2022-07-03 11:26:50 AM  
And the race to the bottom continues.  Honestly, do we have to sardonically shiat on everything?

Whoever wrote that initial press release needs their ass kicked.
 
2022-07-03 11:32:32 AM  
I am so tired of hearing people insulting this Country. It is still great even though some people are trying to take it down. Things are rough now, but we will be all right in the end.
 
2022-07-03 11:37:38 AM  

daffy: I am so tired of hearing people insulting this Country. It is still great even though some people are trying to take it down. Things are rough now, but we will be all right in the end.


Meh... america has made it clear that it doesnt give a shiat about americans.
Let the megacorps celebrate their wonderful country that they own and operate.
 
2022-07-03 11:38:48 AM  
I bet I know which party the author regularly votes for.
 
2022-07-03 11:39:46 AM  

i_dig_chicks: Every country has done bad shiat in the past.  That's why they are still countries today.  Everyone will get over it.


Well, except the Cherokee. Or the Inca. Or the Aztecs. Or the Canaanites. Or the Byzantines. Or...
 
2022-07-03 11:42:42 AM  
So THIS is what happens when an entire city tries to get canceled by assholes for telling the truth.

Got it.

Happy 4th, everyone.

Unless you're an self-righteous snowflake asshole, then fark you. fark you long and hard.
 
2022-07-03 11:55:33 AM  

i_dig_chicks: Every country has done bad shiat in the past.  That's why they are still countries today.  Everyone will get over it.


I've taken watery beer shiats just before making it to the crapper that make more sense then this
 
2022-07-03 11:56:34 AM  
Yeah, saying "who cares if the country is going down the drain? Being outside in the sweltering heat watching pretty things go boom smooths over all our differences" is some real tone-deaf sh*t.
 
2022-07-03 12:01:46 PM  

BigGrnEggGriller: I bet I know which party the author regularly votes for.


Probably a non fascist felating party?
 
2022-07-03 12:09:02 PM  

daffy: I am so tired of hearing people insulting this Country. It is still great even though some people are trying to take it down. Things are rough now, but we will be all right in the end.


Not so sure.  SOme of the crap going is setting the nation back 50 years, and idiots are cheering about it. 

Some of the stuff being done in Florida schools now that DSG is live is truly terrifying.  And we have only see the beginning of what losing Roe will mean, and none of it is good. 

It has become a standard practice among certain circles now that if you lose an election, just claim that the election was invalid.  For a country whose entire basis of accountability from its leaders is based on elections, this is chilling. 

America is on the ropes now.  Don't take it for granted that we are Rocky.  We might be Apollo.
 
2022-07-03 12:15:19 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Can't have truth in press releases.


PR101 right there.
 
2022-07-03 12:18:28 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: BigGrnEggGriller: I bet I know which party the author regularly votes for.

Probably a non fascist felating party?


Here, have some hyphens to make that make some sense: ------------
 
2022-07-03 12:23:38 PM  

daffy: I am so tired of hearing people insulting this Country. It is still great even though some people are trying to take it down. Things are rough now, but we will be all right in the end.


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2022-07-03 12:26:17 PM  

BigGrnEggGriller: I bet I know which party the author regularly votes for.


obviously their 4th of July party.

did you not read the press release?

/reading comprehension is important
//ahh who am I kidding, DeSantis is a Governor looking to be President.
 
2022-07-03 12:29:21 PM  

MycroftHolmes: daffy: I am so tired of hearing people insulting this Country. It is still great even though some people are trying to take it down. Things are rough now, but we will be all right in the end.

Not so sure.  SOme of the crap going is setting the nation back 50 years, and idiots are cheering about it. 

Some of the stuff being done in Florida schools now that DSG is live is truly terrifying.  And we have only see the beginning of what losing Roe will mean, and none of it is good. 

It has become a standard practice among certain circles now that if you lose an election, just claim that the election was invalid.  For a country whose entire basis of accountability from its leaders is based on elections, this is chilling. 

America is on the ropes now.  Don't take it for granted that we are Rocky.  We might be Apollo.


remember, you didn't "just lose Roe".  The ruling said that you have no privacy from the government.
 
2022-07-03 12:31:19 PM  

buserror: i_dig_chicks: Every country has done bad shiat in the past.  That's why they are still countries today.  Everyone will get over it.

So?  This is about the bad shiat in the present.


And I'll be dead before we get over it.
 
2022-07-03 1:04:39 PM  

PR Deltoid: And the race to the bottom continues.  Honestly, do we have to sardonically shiat on everything?

Whoever wrote that initial press release needs their ass kicked.


Username yadda yadda...
 
2022-07-03 1:33:37 PM  
Wonder if it's a happy fourth for the 10 year old having to fly across the country to have her rape baby aborted?
 
2022-07-03 1:53:53 PM  
A few people complained about it? How many DIDN'T complain about it? I thought we lived in a Democracy. Republic.
Ogliarchy.

Whatever.
 
2022-07-03 2:01:02 PM  
Where was the outrage after the nightclub shooting?
 
2022-07-03 2:08:10 PM  

the voice of raisin: MycroftHolmes: daffy: I am so tired of hearing people insulting this Country. It is still great even though some people are trying to take it down. Things are rough now, but we will be all right in the end.

Not so sure.  SOme of the crap going is setting the nation back 50 years, and idiots are cheering about it. 

Some of the stuff being done in Florida schools now that DSG is live is truly terrifying.  And we have only see the beginning of what losing Roe will mean, and none of it is good. 

It has become a standard practice among certain circles now that if you lose an election, just claim that the election was invalid.  For a country whose entire basis of accountability from its leaders is based on elections, this is chilling. 

America is on the ropes now.  Don't take it for granted that we are Rocky.  We might be Apollo.

remember, you didn't "just lose Roe".  The ruling said that you have no privacy from the government.


That is my point.  Losing Roe overturned the implied right to privacy, that was the basis for protecting a woman's body autonomy.  The people cheering this win are going to fall strangely and confusedly silent when they realize everything they gave up so that they could tell economically disadvantaged women what they could do with their bodies.

All the people crying about vaccine mandates...well, now there is nothing standing between the government forcing vaccines on people (as opposed to making them required for certain jobs). 

Conservatives feel like they have won a major victory.  They have no idea what they gave up, and the supposed proponents of small government are going to be shocked how badly they shot themselves in the foot.
 
2022-07-03 2:17:48 PM  

MycroftHolmes: Conservatives feel like they have won a major victory. They have no idea what they gave up, and the supposed proponents of small government are going to be shocked how badly they shot themselves in the foot.


No, they're not going to feel a single thing from this as long as the court continues to have a "conservative" right wing majority.

There's a reason, for example, Thomas left out Loving v. Virginia from his consensus with the Dobbs decision calling on other substantive privacy cases to be overturned. It's not going to affect them because they say it's not going to affect them.

We have a SCOTUS now that is wholly dedicated to pulling excuses out of their asses without any historical link to the Federalist papers or any other founding document and to ignoring the idea of the constitution being a living document constantly evolving without having to be rewritten to be relevant.

This is why in Dobbs they quote freaking witch hunters as legal and philosophical precedent
 
2022-07-03 2:20:32 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: i_dig_chicks: Every country has done bad shiat in the past.  That's why they are still countries today.  Everyone will get over it.

Last guy that said "you'll get over it", disappeared from Fark.


GorGor?
 
2022-07-03 2:21:20 PM  
I'm now to the point that flags and anything with the word "patriot" are a warning that MAGAts are involved and do my best to avoid. So I certainly don't want to be in the middle of a crowd on July 4 with explosions going off to mask the sound of gunfire.
 
2022-07-03 2:32:30 PM  

MycroftHolmes: Conservatives feel like they have won a major victory. They have no idea what they gave up, and the supposed proponents of small government are going to be shocked how badly they shot themselves in the foot.


You expect the court to be farking consistent w/ this shiat? Seriously?
 
2022-07-03 2:40:22 PM  

daffy: I am so tired of hearing people insulting this Country. It is still great even though some people are trying to take it down. Things are rough now, but we will be all right in the end.


The people insulting the country are mosly the ones who are trying to raise the bar back up to where it belongs
 
2022-07-03 2:54:06 PM  
Man, Fark sure seems to get more replete with self-loathers each passing day who desperately want others to be as miserable as they are. I get it, recent developments aren't great but fark me, I'll never get people who throw pity parties for themselves and do their damndest to force others to come.

"Don't you care about X?"

Sure, most likely I do if current events are what you're speaking of. That doesn't mean I go out of my way to make myself and all those around me unhappy as I cast about looking for those wearing smiles on their faces so I can pretend to take something more seriously than they do.
 
2022-07-03 2:59:55 PM  

jman144: daffy: I am so tired of hearing people insulting this Country. It is still great even though some people are trying to take it down. Things are rough now, but we will be all right in the end.

The people insulting the country are mosly the ones who are trying to raise the bar back up to where it belongs


LOLZ

Darmok and Jalad when the flatulence broke.
 
2022-07-03 3:02:54 PM  

ditka80: Where was the outrage after the nightclub shooting?


Which one?
 
2022-07-03 3:06:42 PM  

WoodyHayes: Man, Fark sure seems to get more replete with self-loathers each passing day who desperately want others to be as miserable as they are. I get it, recent developments aren't great but fark me, I'll never get people who throw pity parties for themselves and do their damndest to force others to come.

"Don't you care about X?"

Sure, most likely I do if current events are what you're speaking of. That doesn't mean I go out of my way to make myself and all those around me unhappy as I cast about looking for those wearing smiles on their faces so I can pretend to take something more seriously than they do.


Like most American's:  Oh no something went against what I feel is right. I'm going to post my displeasure about it on social media so I can get clicks and likes to feed my own ego all the while not doing anything to change the situation in the first place.  As long as I get my likes from like minded people I'm helping!!
 
2022-07-03 3:13:08 PM  

Trocadero: MycroftHolmes: Conservatives feel like they have won a major victory. They have no idea what they gave up, and the supposed proponents of small government are going to be shocked how badly they shot themselves in the foot.

You expect the court to be farking consistent w/ this shiat? Seriously?


Yes, because the precedent set in Dobbs will be used as a guiding principle in lower courts as well.  So no matter what the SCOTUS meant, the ruling will take on a life of its own, and will be applied broadly.

This is just the beginning
 
2022-07-03 3:23:15 PM  

MycroftHolmes: Yes, because the precedent set in Dobbs will be used as a guiding principle in lower courts as well.  So no matter what the SCOTUS meant, the ruling will take on a life of its own, and will be applied broadly.

This is just the beginning


Well, if you actually believe what you say, then you better get out there and have your fun while it lasts, yes?
 
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