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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)   The wrong Kyle has to once again storm through the field after an engine change, as the Cup Series heads to the 4-mile long Road America for the Kwik Trip 250. Coverage begins at 3 PM ET on USA   (jayski.com) divider line
    More: Live, Sprint Cup Series, Road America, Bristol Motor Speedway, Race, 9-Chase Elliott, Formula One, Kwik Trip, Jimmie Johnson  
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2022-07-03 9:01:16 AM  
Xfinity had a big one yesterday, wonder if we'll see one today?
 
2022-07-03 2:41:20 PM  

downstairs: Xfinity had a big one yesterday, wonder if we'll see one today?


I'd be perfectly fine with seeing Sage Karam and Noah Gragson parked for a race or two.  Gragson, particularly.
 
2022-07-03 2:43:43 PM  
For the first time in weeks I am actually home, and aware that a race is on.

Full power is available to each and any idol that needs power.  Preferably ones that will take out the following cars.  3. 5, 11, 18, and 22.

Let er rip, Tater Chip.

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2022-07-03 2:48:26 PM  
Does any one else have USA freezing up every couple of seconds?  And when it comes back the picture is blurry, then suddenly goes sharp?
 
2022-07-03 2:55:29 PM  
Is this thing on?  Bueller?  Bueller?

Or to quote Pink Floyd...  Is there anybody out there?
 
2022-07-03 2:58:23 PM  

Warmachine999: Is this thing on?  Bueller?  Bueller?

Or to quote Pink Floyd...  Is there anybody out there?


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2022-07-03 2:59:17 PM  

Warmachine999: For the first time in weeks I am actually home, and aware that a race is on.

Full power is available to each and any idol that needs power.  Preferably ones that will take out the following cars.  3. 5, 11, 18, and 22.

Let er rip, Tater Chip.

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The 5 takes highest priority.
 
2022-07-03 3:02:26 PM  
We have had an excellent day of racing.  The British Grand Prix was the best race in a long time.  The Indycar race was clownshoes, lets see what Nascar brings to the table.
 
2022-07-03 3:03:08 PM  
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In reference to the CNBC Pro ad earlier.
 
2022-07-03 3:05:07 PM  
Conservatives to start raging about the invocation in 3...2....
 
2022-07-03 3:05:28 PM  
Have to say, I like the compressed timeline for the IMSA race. The broadcasts are starting at the same time, but even though NASCAR had a lead in pre-race show, they'll still be twiddling their thumbs by the time IMSA takes the green.
 
2022-07-03 3:06:00 PM  
Ruined anthem.  I know of multiple bands and singers here in Wisconsin who would do the anthem properly.  Why in the hell did they choose this crappy ass singer?
 
2022-07-03 3:06:51 PM  
Someone get that bomber to drop something on the 5!
 
2022-07-03 3:08:25 PM  

Warmachine999: Ruined anthem.  I know of multiple bands and singers here in Wisconsin who would do the anthem properly.  Why in the hell did they choose this crappy ass singer?


Ass singer?

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2022-07-03 3:08:33 PM  

Warmachine999: Ruined anthem.  I know of multiple bands and singers here in Wisconsin who would do the anthem properly.  Why in the hell did they choose this crappy ass singer?


Wait, you have all those idol reactors that close to the track?  Should we be expecting Yeley to win?

Also, I thought the Crisleys were in trouble.  They still have their TV show?
 
2022-07-03 3:09:35 PM  
My understanding is NXT 2.0 is Vince's idea of wrestling sports entertainment in its purest form.
 
2022-07-03 3:11:51 PM  

bluorangefyre: Warmachine999: Ruined anthem.  I know of multiple bands and singers here in Wisconsin who would do the anthem properly.  Why in the hell did they choose this crappy ass singer?

Wait, you have all those idol reactors that close to the track?  Should we be expecting Yeley to win?

Also, I thought the Crisleys were in trouble.  They still have their TV show?


Those episodes were probably already made before his legal issues came out, and it's either show them now or sit on them and wait to see what happens.
 
2022-07-03 3:13:51 PM  
Welcome to Elkhart Lake!

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Pacedog's keepin' 'em honest for now.  Next time, it's for real.  NOW LET'S GET IT ON!!!

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2022-07-03 3:14:16 PM  

nursetim: bluorangefyre: Warmachine999: Ruined anthem.  I know of multiple bands and singers here in Wisconsin who would do the anthem properly.  Why in the hell did they choose this crappy ass singer?

Wait, you have all those idol reactors that close to the track?  Should we be expecting Yeley to win?

Also, I thought the Crisleys were in trouble.  They still have their TV show?

Those episodes were probably already made before his legal issues came out, and it's either show them now or sit on them and wait to see what happens.


wait to see -what- happens? They were convicted.
 
2022-07-03 3:16:01 PM  

bluorangefyre: Warmachine999: Ruined anthem.  I know of multiple bands and singers here in Wisconsin who would do the anthem properly.  Why in the hell did they choose this crappy ass singer?

Wait, you have all those idol reactors that close to the track?  Should we be expecting Yeley to win?

Also, I thought the Crisleys were in trouble.  They still have their TV show?


That's the reality entertainment! That's the show!
 
2022-07-03 3:18:43 PM  
He's, uh, eating ice cream?
 
2022-07-03 3:18:52 PM  
Checking in....I'll take my boys Happy and Meds....so the 18 is in the back again ??
 
2022-07-03 3:22:01 PM  

AngryDesertDweller: Checking in....I'll take my boys Happy and Meds....so the 18 is in the back again ??


Yep.  Somebody already shot their shot.  So this gives me hope the 5 will break on turn one of lap one.
 
2022-07-03 3:22:12 PM  

The Bestest: nursetim: bluorangefyre: Warmachine999: Ruined anthem.  I know of multiple bands and singers here in Wisconsin who would do the anthem properly.  Why in the hell did they choose this crappy ass singer?

Wait, you have all those idol reactors that close to the track?  Should we be expecting Yeley to win?

Also, I thought the Crisleys were in trouble.  They still have their TV show?

Those episodes were probably already made before his legal issues came out, and it's either show them now or sit on them and wait to see what happens.

wait to see -what- happens? They were convicted.


The sum total of my knowledge of that family comes from Fark.  I saw a thread about him a few weeks ago, but as is tradition, I didn't read the article.  I'll amend my statement and say it's either show the episodes or show repeats of AssTat's show.
 
2022-07-03 3:23:03 PM  
No Firecracker 400, no watchy
 
2022-07-03 3:23:08 PM  

nursetim: The Bestest: nursetim: bluorangefyre: Warmachine999: Ruined anthem.  I know of multiple bands and singers here in Wisconsin who would do the anthem properly.  Why in the hell did they choose this crappy ass singer?

Wait, you have all those idol reactors that close to the track?  Should we be expecting Yeley to win?

Also, I thought the Crisleys were in trouble.  They still have their TV show?

Those episodes were probably already made before his legal issues came out, and it's either show them now or sit on them and wait to see what happens.

wait to see -what- happens? They were convicted.

The sum total of my knowledge of that family comes from Fark.  I saw a thread about him a few weeks ago, but as is tradition, I didn't read the article.  I'll amend my statement and say it's either show the episodes or show repeats of AssTat's show.


I'll take reruns of The Miz's show instead.
 
2022-07-03 3:23:53 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: No Firecracker 400, no watchy


Apparently, there's still the change of The Big One.

/how do I make the TM symbol on a Mac?
 
2022-07-03 3:24:52 PM  

bluorangefyre: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: No Firecracker 400, no watchy

Apparently, there's still the change of The Big One.

/how do I make the TM symbol on a Mac?


Chase is complaining of power steering issues, so ...
 
2022-07-03 3:26:52 PM  
BOOGITY3

 
2022-07-03 3:33:07 PM  
The steering issues at HMS makes me wonder if they're putting in unapproved parts and writing a check to the officials to let it slide.
 
2022-07-03 3:33:56 PM  
Ah, Cheat Knauss!  *Idol diarrhea beam active*
 
2022-07-03 3:37:47 PM  
WRONG KYLE DAMMIT!!!
 
2022-07-03 3:40:03 PM  
PFFT!!!  I can take turn 5 at 55 on NASCAR Heat 5.
 
2022-07-03 3:40:40 PM  

bluorangefyre: The steering issues at HMS makes me wonder if they're putting in unapproved parts and writing a check to the officials to let it slide.


I would ask how you would gain an advantage from changing steering parts, but I remembered it's Hendrick.  They would mess with the window net out of reflex for "pushing the envelope".
 
2022-07-03 3:42:36 PM  
A 40-something rookie?  Gee, wonder where I've heard that one before?
 
2022-07-03 3:43:41 PM  
Wait, Goodyear rubber on sneakers?  What could possibly go wrong?
 
2022-07-03 3:49:01 PM  
KyBu complaining about his car.  In other news, water is wet, fire is hot, Happy will complain about his pit crew.
 
2022-07-03 3:50:37 PM  
Kurt was abducted to put in a Xanax pump.
 
2022-07-03 3:51:11 PM  

bluorangefyre: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: No Firecracker 400, no watchy

Apparently, there's still the change of The Big One.

/how do I make the TM symbol on a Mac?


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2022-07-03 3:55:29 PM  
EVERYONE!!!

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2022-07-03 3:59:20 PM  
Water is wet, fire is hot, KyBu hates his car, Happy hates his pit crew, and Mr. Hamlin!!!

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2022-07-03 3:59:31 PM  
I love hearing "the 11 is penalized".  It warms my little cold heart a bit.
 
2022-07-03 4:00:15 PM  
If anyone's watching IMSA, it's a multi-class affair at Canadian Tire Motorsports Park.  Cadillac's leading DPi, there's an Andretti out front in LMP3, and the GTD classes are great as always, with Porsche, Chevy and Aston Martin fighting hard across both classes.
 
2022-07-03 4:00:51 PM  

Clutch2013: If anyone's watching IMSA, it's a multi-class affair at Canadian Tire Motorsports Park.  Cadillac's leading DPi, there's an Andretti out front in LMP3, and the GTD classes are great as always, with Porsche, Chevy and Aston Martin fighting hard across both classes.


Well...there was an Andretti leading LMP3.
 
2022-07-03 4:01:42 PM  
Stage One complete

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2022-07-03 4:01:49 PM  
Jimmy Johns Freaky fast delivery my ass.  I have been standing outside for the last hour waiting for the delivery driver, and apparently they delivered my food to someone else.  They claim that they rang the doorbell and gave the food to someone.  I was standing outside my unit, No one drove past in my unit.  No one approached my place.  They now refuse to replace my order because "I received my food.  I should check with the other people in my place to see who actually received my food."

The fact that I was standing outside and never saw a driver (or any one else for that matter) still means its my fault that they delivered to someone else.
 
2022-07-03 4:02:31 PM  

nursetim: bluorangefyre: The steering issues at HMS makes me wonder if they're putting in unapproved parts and writing a check to the officials to let it slide.

I would ask how you would gain an advantage from changing steering parts, but I remembered it's Hendrick.  They would mess with the window net out of reflex for "pushing the envelope".


You two are WEIRDLY NAIVE about "pushing the envelope" in motorsports.

Srsly;
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2022-07-03 4:03:57 PM  

Clutch2013: If anyone's watching IMSA, it's a multi-class affair at Canadian Tire Motorsports Park.  Cadillac's leading DPi, there's an Andretti out front in LMP3, and the GTD classes are great as always, with Porsche, Chevy and Aston Martin fighting hard across both classes.


Fun fact.  The current president of IMSA, John Doonan, went to the same grade school I did, and was in the class behind me.
 
2022-07-03 4:04:45 PM  

Warmachine999: Jimmy Johns Freaky fast delivery my ass.  I have been standing outside for the last hour waiting for the delivery driver, and apparently they delivered my food to someone else.  They claim that they rang the doorbell and gave the food to someone.  I was standing outside my unit, No one drove past in my unit.  No one approached my place.  They now refuse to replace my order because "I received my food.  I should check with the other people in my place to see who actually received my food."

The fact that I was standing outside and never saw a driver (or any one else for that matter) still means its my fault that they delivered to someone else.


I've had that happen before.  I've also done deliveries through DoorDash before, and I take great care in making sure I go to the right place, especially in an apartment complex close by.
 
2022-07-03 4:12:15 PM  
Denny with another box penalty.
 
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