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6891 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Jul 2022 at 2:25 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-07-02 9:49:13 PM  
Oww My Balls!
 
2022-07-02 9:52:37 PM  
Do your balls hang high do your balls hang low do they itch like a biatch when you drag em through the ditch
 
2022-07-02 11:07:24 PM  
That needs a FLORIDA tag.
 
2022-07-02 11:08:51 PM  
I actually just flew back from Miami, and boy are my arms tired.
 
2022-07-02 11:13:56 PM  
Please green this, just for the sake of nostalgia.
 
2022-07-02 11:49:26 PM  
bwahahahahahaha!

The Ballsack Conundrum Rides Again!!!
 
2022-07-03 12:33:41 AM  

Demetrius: Please green this, just for the sake of nostalgia.


I wasn't here for the first one.

But yay green
 
2022-07-03 12:47:29 AM  
Can't move, need advice, soonish.
 
2022-07-03 1:36:17 AM  
Wear pants
 
2022-07-03 1:41:58 AM  
I am so very scared
 
2022-07-03 1:46:12 AM  
Soft Cell - Tainted Love (Official Music Video)
Youtube XZVpR3Pk-r8


//because Yackety Sax doesn't work very well for this
 
2022-07-03 1:51:37 AM  

Gubbo: Demetrius: Please green this, just for the sake of nostalgia.

I wasn't here for the first one.

But yay green


My son recently joined Fark. I've been here as a lurker almost since the beginning. I heard about it on Screensavers. He was very confused by some of the back stories I was telling him, including this one, just recently. I hope there's a link to the original thread posted before this goes green and he sees it.
 
2022-07-03 1:52:53 AM  
At least he got some help soonish.
 
2022-07-03 2:13:34 AM  

slepygryhnd: Gubbo: Demetrius: Please green this, just for the sake of nostalgia.

I wasn't here for the first one.

But yay green

My son recently joined Fark. I've been here as a lurker almost since the beginning. I heard about it on Screensavers. He was very confused by some of the back stories I was telling him, including this one, just recently. I hope there's a link to the original thread posted before this goes green and he sees it.


Screensavers . That is a name I've not heard for ages. I loved that show.
 
2022-07-03 2:27:30 AM  
It was the last photo of the poor guy flipping the chair off that made me lose it. Epic.
 
2022-07-03 2:28:14 AM  

sithon: slepygryhnd: Gubbo: Demetrius: Please green this, just for the sake of nostalgia.

I wasn't here for the first one.

But yay green

My son recently joined Fark. I've been here as a lurker almost since the beginning. I heard about it on Screensavers. He was very confused by some of the back stories I was telling him, including this one, just recently. I hope there's a link to the original thread posted before this goes green and he sees it.

Screensavers . That is a name I've not heard for ages. I loved that show.


ZDTV, baby!
 
2022-07-03 2:35:54 AM  
Is this the original? Because all I get is a blank page. And if it's the original, I dont need to see it. As much as I love looking at a ballsack skin, my memory is good enough.
 
2022-07-03 2:38:07 AM  
Could have been worse.

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2022-07-03 2:39:35 AM  
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2022-07-03 2:40:08 AM  
What a poser.
 
2022-07-03 2:40:31 AM  
Who says history never repeats?
 
2022-07-03 2:41:42 AM  

AppleOptionEsc: Is this the original? Because all I get is a blank page. And if it's the original, I dont need to see it. As much as I love looking at a ballsack skin, my memory is good enough.


Imagine a plum being served on two plates that are very close to one another.
 
2022-07-03 2:42:10 AM  

slepygryhnd: Gubbo: Demetrius: Please green this, just for the sake of nostalgia.

I wasn't here for the first one.

But yay green

My son recently joined Fark. I've been here as a lurker almost since the beginning. I heard about it on Screensavers. He was very confused by some of the back stories I was telling him, including this one, just recently. I hope there's a link to the original thread posted before this goes green and he sees it.


https://www.fark.com/comments/2018473/Im-stuck-to-my-chair-Im-so-very-scared-Help-Details-In-thread#new

Fark original thread.
 
2022-07-03 2:44:40 AM  
Also, fuck reddit
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2022-07-03 2:46:44 AM  
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NUTS!
 
2022-07-03 2:46:55 AM  
After that thread, I'm amazed the logo wasn't changed to have a slatted chair behind the squirrel.

/Don't mention the Guinness towels!
 
2022-07-03 2:55:44 AM  

Ass_Master_Flash: Also, fark reddit
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You should replace the blur with a cartoon middle finger, pointed at the chair.
 
2022-07-03 2:55:56 AM  
"Careful with those tinsnips, Eugene!"
 
2022-07-03 2:56:09 AM  

Ass_Master_Flash: Also, fark reddit
[Fark user image 425x556]


Username checks out.
 
2022-07-03 3:03:28 AM  
I see the scissors are there.

Everything just a whole lot more Alpaca-like.
 
2022-07-03 3:11:00 AM  
There is a reason for placing your towel on beach chairs.  Now you know that reason.

Just realized they cut one slat which do not work and are now cutting a second in a similar way.
 
2022-07-03 3:11:14 AM  
Suddenly, Vasectomy!!
 
2022-07-03 3:15:30 AM  
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2022-07-03 3:16:10 AM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: It was the last photo of the poor guy flipping the chair off that made me lose it. Epic.


The moment that mage me laugh hardest was after  somebody  bot him to list the items which he could reach. and one of the items was a pair of scissors. Someone had a good idea to take the scissor and carefully pry the slats apart. But he started off with something like like "oh scissors! Great. get the scissors and very carefully position them under the chair"  Many people seemed o think he was going to try to walk the chair dude through a coyote ugly sort of extraction surgery. And the entire thread went ff the raills with some saying NOOOOO. others telling tales of scrotum circulatory system and predicting bloodspills  similar to carrie at her first prom dance. Others wer imploring him to ge a real doctor for this otherwise infection and airborne illnesses would likely kill him not long after scissor hit flesh. It was the NOOOOOs though that made me laugh until I couldnt breathe
 
2022-07-03 3:19:30 AM  
Sitting around naked is fun and all, but you have to watch out for those slats.

Slats and ball sacks, not even once.
 
2022-07-03 3:20:28 AM  

Devolving_Spud: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/XZVpR3Pk-r8]

//because Yackety Sax doesn't work very well for this


Sometimes I feel I've got my jewels caught
I've got my gonads pinched
From the slats you left under my naked bum
This slatted chair tries to shear my pair
And my shame is bared
For my balls are stuck, I'm so very scared
 
2022-07-03 3:23:48 AM  
Imagine being "the help."
And you're a Farker, familiar with original thread.
How to not laugh your ass off?
Or live post?
 
2022-07-03 3:26:21 AM  

foo monkey: [Fark user image image 346x750]


Change the www. to old.  Gets you through the site so you can click nsfw then Watch someone get their balls cut out of slat chair. Or cut out of a chair it's a picture you can choose your own adventure.
 
2022-07-03 3:28:36 AM  
So the "REDDIT is just a Fark clone" argument intensifies...
 
2022-07-03 3:30:11 AM  

foo monkey: [Fark user image image 346x750]


Welcome to 2022. Expect to see this kind of warning about viewing your OWN ass, on the next 10 years.
 
2022-07-03 3:46:12 AM  

Mikey1969: So the "REDDIT is just a Fark clone" argument intensifies...


Lately it seems a lot of Fark content shows up first on Reddit, gets "reported on" by Daily Fail, and then linked here.

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2022-07-03 4:44:03 AM  
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2022-07-03 5:09:36 AM  
I fully expect this guy has a perfectly groomed and waxed beard... and no body hair.
 
2022-07-03 7:12:28 AM  
SImpsons FARK did it!
 
2022-07-03 7:20:24 AM  
 
2022-07-03 7:32:08 AM  

starsrift: I see the scissors are there.


"C'mon, Dad, you've had your kids.  You're finished using them.  Why should we call the Fire Department?"
 
2022-07-03 7:38:21 AM  
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2022-07-03 7:49:11 AM  
Won't let me see in phone browser.
Mmm, Not downloading Reddit app just for this.
 
2022-07-03 7:54:10 AM  
Bob never told us about this part of the procedure.
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2022-07-03 8:23:10 AM  
The worst part is that he'll have to wear that plastic cone around his neck for the
next two weeks or so.
 
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