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(KING 5 News)   Victoria PD reveals suspects in B.C. bank robbery shootout that injured six officers were twins. Not the hot sexy kind of twins, but the incel shooty kind   (king5.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Constable, police officers, active gunfire, human instinct, Saanich Chief Constable Dean Duthie, Police, Victoria, such imminent danger  
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2022-07-02 9:55:46 PM  
Here's a more detailed story on the background of the twin brothers.
 
2022-07-02 10:08:47 PM  
They look like they've been driving their trucks covered in Canadian flags recently with fark trudeau bumperstickers.
 
2022-07-02 10:31:10 PM  
Incel Shooty Kind of Twins is the name of my all-delinquent Pink Floyd cover band.

/wait... what?
 
2022-07-03 1:10:37 AM  
Twins who like guns?  I'm sure they could have made that money easily with an OnlyFans account, instead of trying to rob a bank.

/that would solve the incel issue too
 
2022-07-03 1:11:13 AM  
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Oh, wait. "Incel" twins. Nevermind.
 
2022-07-03 1:32:27 AM  
Huh, Fark IS my personal erotic site...who knew?

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2022-07-03 1:36:52 AM  
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/oblig
 
2022-07-03 1:37:04 AM  
SSSSSOOOOOOO??

The dream team of transvestite "I am a female today" "I identify as female" hookers?

?Just kidding
 
2022-07-03 1:42:29 AM  

Rusty Shackleford: Here's a more detailed story on the background of the twin brothers.


Lol.
"Andrew Scheer."
Twin fails right there.
 
2022-07-03 1:54:14 AM  
"They ran toward live and active gunfire while human instinct is to run away from such imminent danger," said Saanich Chief Constable Dean Duthie. "Our motto at Saanich is keeping Saanich safe and that's exactly what these officers did yesterday."

Clone these people and replace all the "cops" in Uvalde with them.
 
2022-07-03 2:02:16 AM  
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These don't look like virgins to me. They seem good looking enough to have been able to have sex with women at some point in their lives. They're just criminals who don't give a damn about other people, but they definitely don't look ugly or "incel ugly". They seem to at least be fit with symmetrical face. I wouldn't be surprised if there are already women on the net lusting over these guys.
 
2022-07-03 2:07:55 AM  

sithon: They look like they've been driving their trucks covered in Canadian flags recently with fark trudeau bumperstickers.


Wow, that would be a shock, and by that I mean that it would not be a shock at all. I'm sure Jordan Peterson writings and YouTube videos must factor in somewhere.
 
2022-07-03 2:10:49 AM  
incel

*Drink!*
 
2022-07-03 2:10:56 AM  
OG Twin Incels:

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2022-07-03 2:11:01 AM  
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2022-07-03 2:12:16 AM  
These two probably thought: "Hey, we're good at FPS video games, let's charge the gunfire."
 
2022-07-03 2:19:46 AM  

Rusty Shackleford: Here's a more detailed story on the background of the twin brothers.


"They were twin brothers, who former classmates say went to Frances Kelsey Secondary School in Mill Bay."

22 and still in high school? Damn, no wonder their crime spree didn't end well for them.
 
2022-07-03 2:43:59 AM  
GreenSun:

What if they had sex with each other?
 
2022-07-03 2:51:32 AM  
Good old drunken Duncan folks..
Fun!!
 
2022-07-03 3:47:41 AM  
A shame no pigs bought it. ACAB!
 
2022-07-03 3:56:33 AM  
Mark my words, before this epoch is over, Canada is going to have the U.S. evicted from North America. A crime like this has our fingerprints all over it.
 
2022-07-03 4:21:01 AM  
i blame the dating apps. who can get a date anymore? and why would you want to?
 
2022-07-03 4:56:00 AM  
"No real people?"
"No, just cops."
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2022-07-03 5:22:32 AM  

GreenSun: [pbs.twimg.com image 489x572]

These don't look like virgins to me. They seem good looking enough to have been able to have sex with women at some point in their lives. They're just criminals who don't give a damn about other people, but they definitely don't look ugly or "incel ugly". They seem to at least be fit with symmetrical face. I wouldn't be surprised if there are already women on the net lusting over these guys.


You're assuming that their behaviour and words didn't make any woman within 5kms of them cross their legs and nope out.
 
2022-07-03 5:26:55 AM  
Hunh. I'm from that area. My friend of Hong Kong checked in with me (and roomie through me) because this is up the road from where we lived in Victoria. Roomie's family used to use that bank.

He describes it as basically the worst kind of place to try to knock over -- easy to see into because of big windows, not much cash there. All kinds of shooting angles from outside, you'd be trapped like fish in a weir once the cops got there. Roomie too spent a lot of time in the True Crime Murder Corner as a kid and had thought about how a robbery might go down in there. Unless you planned a lightning-fast, mere-minutes type of robbery a la Stopwatch Gang, this was farking stupid.

Not surprising the Saanich Police took them out, Saanich guys always had to make up for the cack-handed Vic PD. When there was a family annihilator case, this asshole, Oak Bay PD had to scramble Saanich guys and call bloodspatter specialists from the mainland.

It wouldn't surprise me if these two were too stupid and socially incapable to attract women. Francis Kelsey is an alternative school, self-directed learning, the type of school that people send their kids to if they can't manage in mainstream schooling. My mom had taught there as a substitute and wanted me to go there, because school was an awful experience to me given the constant health issues and it wasn't such an institution.

Duncan's also got a shooting range and it has the usual gun nuts who insist they need guns to protect their stuff from the gubmint. I met some of them one time I went shooting there with a former friend (speaking of socially incompetent incels). So they probably got reinforcement for their bullshiat there -- the people I met were semi-retired and semi-disabled types with persecution fantasies, who bought their land dirt cheap 30 years earlier and think they're homesteaders because they had to dig wells, convinced 'the government' wanted to take their guns.

These two shiatheads probably didn't get past the psych assessments for the military, either.
 
2022-07-03 6:35:02 AM  
2 gun men and only 6 injuries? Do they not have AR-15s like God intended in Canada? an US American would have at least killed a few people.
 
2022-07-03 10:03:50 AM  

GreenSun: [pbs.twimg.com image 489x572]

These don't look like virgins to me. They seem good looking enough to have been able to have sex with women at some point in their lives.


They were from Duncan, B.C., so they had access to farm animals their entire lives. It's a bit of a stretch to assume any sex they may have had was with a humanfemale.

On a more serious note there's more to hooking up than being good looking. Duncan is a smallish town (about 2 to 3 K if memory serves) and it's in a fairly rural area (about 1.5 hours to Victoria the nearest city), so everyone there knows everyone. B.C. Is a fairly chill place but it has its share of wackjobs, and people are aware of that. Canada is very different from the U.S. with how we view guns. Even in rural areas, where guns are common, people who are obsessed with guns are generally considered strange. If those guys were displaying any psycho gun-nut traits growing up it's not likely they would have had many dating options.
 
2022-07-03 10:20:11 AM  
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Wow.  Not that's a couple of highly punchable faces!
 
2022-07-03 10:24:52 AM  
FTA: Police do not believe any bank employees, customers or members of the public were physically injured during the incident.

That's some fine police work there, Lou
 
2022-07-03 11:49:53 AM  

sithon: They look like they've been driving their trucks covered in Canadian flags recently with fark trudeau bumperstickers.


Quick - someone post that photo of Trudeau in blackface so that we can be reminded that he's not perfect!
 
2022-07-03 11:56:30 AM  
Between these guys and the shiatheads from 2019, I think it's time to talk about banning van isle.
 
2022-07-03 12:41:32 PM  

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Wow.  Not that's a couple of highly punchable faces!


And today's ITG self-identifies.
Or are we going to get the "Mother forbids me from participating in roughhousing because of my "condition" excuse.
 
2022-07-03 2:01:24 PM  

Tyrosine: GreenSun: [pbs.twimg.com image 489x572]

These don't look like virgins to me. They seem good looking enough to have been able to have sex with women at some point in their lives.

They were from Duncan, B.C., so they had access to farm animals their entire lives. It's a bit of a stretch to assume any sex they may have had was with a humanfemale.

On a more serious note there's more to hooking up than being good looking. Duncan is a smallish town (about 2 to 3 K if memory serves) and it's in a fairly rural area (about 1.5 hours to Victoria the nearest city), so everyone there knows everyone. B.C. Is a fairly chill place but it has its share of wackjobs, and people are aware of that. Canada is very different from the U.S. with how we view guns. Even in rural areas, where guns are common, people who are obsessed with guns are generally considered strange. If those guys were displaying any psycho gun-nut traits growing up it's not likely they would have had many dating options.


The first thing that crossed my mind were the two teens who went on a murdering spree 3 years ago, before killing themselves on the Nelson River in Manitoba.   They were from Port Alberni (on the island for those who don't know Vancouver Island).

Just a sad coincidence.
 
2022-07-03 2:08:44 PM  
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2022-07-03 8:21:01 PM  
Twins in British Columbia?  Too bad they weren't Swedish

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