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2022-07-02 9:03:37 PM  
One uh dem der rite too life states ya knows.
 
2022-07-02 9:05:56 PM  
They're done for. With today's new SCOTUS makeup, they'll never get any appeal with that court.
 
2022-07-02 10:53:45 PM  
Culture of Life.
 
2022-07-02 11:38:51 PM  
thats one way to get out of Oklahoma
 
2022-07-02 11:39:06 PM  
They're just making up for the loss of roe v wade. Good on them, killing actual guilty people instead of innocent infants.


//if your're against Dobbs you shouuld kys because your mon should have aborted you when it was legal.
 
2022-07-02 11:41:09 PM  

potterydove: They're just making up for the loss of roe v wade. Good on them, killing actual guilty people instead of innocent infants.


//if your're against Dobbs you shouuld kys because your mon should have aborted you when it was legal.


Did you have a stroke?
 
2022-07-02 11:42:05 PM  
They've got 25 people condemned to death and they're not doing a battle royale?  Come on, Oklahoma, get your shiat together.
 
2022-07-02 11:42:22 PM  
But what if one of them is preganant?

The ultimate Christian Conundrum!

/ha-Ha!
 
2022-07-02 11:43:00 PM  

potterydove: They're just making up for the loss of roe v wade. Good on them, killing actual guilty people instead of innocent infants.


//if your're against Dobbs you shouuld kys because your mon should have aborted you when it was legal.


Either this is a troll, or you just outed yourself as one of the worst human beings on fark. By your fark handle, I am thinking Midwestern Hipster that moved to the city who hates the poor and colored people from the neighborhood you helped gentrify.
 
2022-07-02 11:43:33 PM  

KodosZardoz: But what if one of them is preganant?

The ultimate Christian Conundrum!

/ha-Ha!


Preganant. Would be nice if autocorrect would recognize that word as pregnant. But it's just too much to hope for in today's political climate.
 
2022-07-02 11:44:48 PM  
My only question is who is making money from this? Because that is how you explain it...
 
2022-07-02 11:44:56 PM  

potterydove: They're just making up for the loss of roe v wade. Good on them, killing actual guilty people instead of innocent infants.


//if your're against Dobbs you shouuld kys because your mon should have aborted you when it was legal.


I bet your pottery comes from Hobby Lobby, right?
 
2022-07-02 11:48:40 PM  

KodosZardoz: KodosZardoz: But what if one of them is preganant?

The ultimate Christian Conundrum!

/ha-Ha!

Preganant. Would be nice if autocorrect would recognize that word as pregnant

poignant. But it's just too much to hope for in today's political climate.

Just helping you out. *shrug*
 
2022-07-02 11:49:06 PM  

potterydove: They're just making up for the loss of roe v wade. Good on them, killing actual guilty people instead of innocent infants.


//if your're against Dobbs you shouuld kys because your mon should have aborted you when it was legal.


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2022-07-02 11:49:31 PM  
Texas says, hold my  beer lethal injection needles.
 
2022-07-02 11:50:45 PM  

KodosZardoz: KodosZardoz: But what if one of them is preganant?

The ultimate Christian Conundrum!

/ha-Ha!

Preganant. Would be nice if autocorrect would recognize that word as pregnant. But it's just too much to hope for in today's political climate.


I figured it is the Oklahoma pronunciation.
 
2022-07-02 11:51:32 PM  

potterydove: They're just making up for the loss of roe v wade. Good on them, killing actual guilty people instead of innocent infants.


//if your're against Dobbs you shouuld kys because your mon should have aborted you when it was legal.


Ahhhh, a new derpenger appears...
 
2022-07-02 11:56:57 PM  
I have no problem with the death penalty.... for crimes committed by state office holders. Bribery, corruption, breach of oath - whatever.

In any other case, the governor issuing the death warrant should be prepared themselves to die with the condemned; those who genuinely believe that society needs to rid itself of another, should sacrifice their own life and own career if it's that damn important.

It's the Koko strategy. Make someone headsman, but make sure they cannot cut off another's head until they've cut their own off. And do it to jaunty operetta music.

Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory.
 
2022-07-03 12:01:19 AM  
When I was in high school, the other kids thought it was ridiculous that I should be for abortion yet against the death penalty.

See, the condemned are guilty but a fetus is innocent. I'm OK with killing the innocent but not the guilty? H'yuk h'yuk h'yuk.

Naturally, me saying things like "The condemned aren't always guilty" and "considering the racism involved in a lot of convictions, maybe due process isn't perfect?" and "what if the pregnancy threatens the life of the mother?" and "is it better to force a woman to give birth if she isn't capable of caring for the child?" so on... well, I wasn't terribly articulate as a kid so it was easy for them to talk over me.
 
2022-07-03 12:01:52 AM  

Moose out front: potterydove: They're just making up for the loss of roe v wade. Good on them, killing actual guilty people instead of innocent infants.


//if your're against Dobbs you shouuld kys because your mon should have aborted you when it was legal.

[Fark user image 709x516]


"their to busy"

they're too busy.
 
2022-07-03 12:02:01 AM  
This is because life is sacred.
 
2022-07-03 12:04:38 AM  

potterydove: They're just making up for the loss of roe v wade. Good on them, killing actual guilty people instead of innocent infants.


//if your're against Dobbs you shouuld kys because your mon should have aborted you when it was legal.


you need help,immediately.
 
2022-07-03 12:04:43 AM  

potterydove: Good on them, killing actual guilty people...


I haven't done a really deep dive into the case, but to me it seems like Richard Glossip should not have been convicted.

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/richard-glossip-investigation-1368672/
 
2022-07-03 12:05:04 AM  

Aussie_As: KodosZardoz: KodosZardoz: But what if one of them is preganant?

The ultimate Christian Conundrum!

/ha-Ha!

Preganant. Would be nice if autocorrect would recognize that word as pregnant. But it's just too much to hope for in today's political climate.

I figured it is the Oklahoma pronunciation.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-07-03 12:05:05 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: potterydove: They're just making up for the loss of roe v wade. Good on them, killing actual guilty people instead of innocent infants.


//if your're against Dobbs you shouuld kys because your mon should have aborted you when it was legal.

Either this is a troll, or you just outed yourself as one of the worst human beings on fark. By your fark handle, I am thinking Midwestern Hipster that moved to the city who hates the poor and colored people from the neighborhood you helped gentrify.


Clearly it's just stupidity and rabid partisan babbling.  He thinks Oklahoma was killing infants and they're pissed about Roe being overturned.  Stupidity, like I said.
 
2022-07-03 12:05:44 AM  
Well, that should solve our crime problem.
 
2022-07-03 12:06:01 AM  
Ppl who support the death penalty do not believe in justice.
 
2022-07-03 12:06:24 AM  

wademh: Moose out front: potterydove: They're just making up for the loss of roe v wade. Good on them, killing actual guilty people instead of innocent infants.


//if your're against Dobbs you shouuld kys because your mon should have aborted you when it was legal.

[Fark user image 709x516]

"their to busy"

they're too busy.


That's the joke.jpg
 
2022-07-03 12:06:39 AM  
Read subby's headline had a comma, this would be an entirely different thread.
 
2022-07-03 12:07:45 AM  
IF subby's headline.....

/proofreading is dimmacult.
 
2022-07-03 12:11:19 AM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: They've got 25 people condemned to death and they're not doing a battle royale?  Come on, Oklahoma, get your shiat together.


Lions. Charge admission. Make a show of it.
 
2022-07-03 12:12:22 AM  
Oklahoma's statehood is unconstitutional, since that land was "given" by treaty to Native American tribes during the Trail of Tears, and Article VI ¶2 aka the Supremacy Clause says that all Treaties are equal to the Constitution itself as being part of the supreme Law of the Land.
 
2022-07-03 12:12:24 AM  

potterydove: They're just making up for the loss of roe v wade. Good on them, killing actual guilty people instead of innocent infants.


//if your're against Dobbs you shouuld kys because your mon should have aborted you when it was legal.


What's the over/under the first of these death sentences being a black guy gone because the prosecution couldn't be arsed to find the real culprit and just went with 'random black guy within 25 miles' to pin it on to bolster an attorney's win/loss ratio?  And you know this c*nt's alllllll for it.

Ky own biatchass, you worthless c*nt.  Just die like the rest of you did in the 1860s.  Don't care if it's cholera or Minie ball, just go the f*ck away.
 
2022-07-03 12:12:35 AM  
Of course he's white.

Of course. Republicans are backing him.

I'm white, and I'm saying that.
 
2022-07-03 12:19:42 AM  

wademh: Moose out front: potterydove: They're just making up for the loss of roe v wade. Good on them, killing actual guilty people instead of innocent infants.


//if your're against Dobbs you shouuld kys because your mon should have aborted you when it was legal.

[Fark user image 709x516]

"their to busy"

they're too busy.


Where their?
Over there
Castle over they're
 
2022-07-03 12:20:42 AM  
No, Alexa I meant OH GOD IT HURTS
 
2022-07-03 12:22:57 AM  

rzrwiresunrise: Ppl who support the death penalty do not believe in justice.


there is no justice in life. we are all just players in death's theater.
 
2022-07-03 12:24:36 AM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: They've got 25 people condemned to death and they're not doing a battle royale?  Come on, Oklahoma, get your shiat together.


Those require some intelligent planning to set up. Monday Night Rehabilitation from Idiocracy is a bit more the caliber of what I'd expect from OK or TX.
 
2022-07-03 12:34:44 AM  

englaja: I have no problem with the death penalty.... for crimes committed by state office holders. Bribery, corruption, breach of oath - whatever.

In any other case, the governor issuing the death warrant should be prepared themselves to die with the condemned; those who genuinely believe that society needs to rid itself of another, should sacrifice their own life and own career if it's that damn important.

It's the Koko strategy. Make someone headsman, but make sure they cannot cut off another's head until they've cut their own off. And do it to jaunty operetta music.

Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory.


... I should actually point out I DO have a problem with the death penalty in any case, in case of poeslaw repeating on me
 
2022-07-03 12:40:13 AM  
Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain
And the excecuted corpses can sure smell sweet
When the wind comes right behind the rain.
 
2022-07-03 12:44:33 AM  

KodosZardoz: But what if one of them is preganant?

The ultimate Christian Conundrum!

/ha-Ha!


Actually they've had that technicality sorted out since the witch hanging days.

Holding cells.
 
2022-07-03 12:45:39 AM  
I wonder when the "pro-lifers" will ironically call for the death penalty for abortion.
 
2022-07-03 12:47:50 AM  

ImpendingCynic: I wonder when the "pro-lifers" will ironically call for the death penalty for abortion.


Last year: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.texastribune.org/2021/03/09/texas-legislature-abortion-criminalize-death-penalty/amp/
 
2022-07-03 12:49:09 AM  
it will get easier, quicker and more reasons to do so.
 
2022-07-03 12:53:52 AM  
potterydove:

They're on death row in Oklahoma. The odds of them being innocent, at least of the convicted crime, is quite high
 
2022-07-03 12:54:08 AM  

KodosZardoz: KodosZardoz: But what if one of them is preganant?

The ultimate Christian Conundrum!

/ha-Ha!

Preganant. Would be nice if autocorrect would recognize that word as pregnant. But it's just too much to hope for in today's political climate.


It was a typo?  Shame I thought we had found Yogi Bear's Fark handle...
 
2022-07-03 12:59:07 AM  

potterydove: They're just making up for the loss of roe v wade. Good on them, killing actual guilty people instead of innocent infants.


//if your're against Dobbs you shouuld kys because your mon should have aborted you when it was legal.


one of us is having a stroke. I'm honestly not certain which one.
 
2022-07-03 1:02:08 AM  

rzrwiresunrise: Ppl who support the death penalty do not believe in justice.


Well, they do, but in the way a small child believes in Santa Claus.

ImpendingCynic: I wonder when the "pro-lifers" will ironically call for the death penalty for abortion.


Legislators in several states have proposed applying the death penalty for abortion, for the mother, the provider, or both. I don't know if any legislation have actually been officially submitted yet - but of course, now events are moving fast.
 
2022-07-03 1:02:34 AM  
What a bunch of pussies. They will never be taken seriously like other extremist religious states if they aren't all beheaded at once in public with lots of children there to cheer. Oklahoma always half does everything half hearted and without the proper zeal as they pretend to be tough.
 
2022-07-03 1:03:48 AM  
Yeah, pretty sure nobody RTFA. Since it's 2022,thats a really, REALLY safe bet.

Since reading is REALLY hard for people here, I'm hoping that by just selecting the relevant bit, I can helo:
.. inmates who have exhausted all appeals.

Wow. So they have no room left on death row anyway? IT'S GOT TO BE A RIGHT WING PLOT!

Sorry, not some kind of conspiracy.

(NOTE: If reading is STILL really hard for you, fnd someone who can help out. Maybe another patient or even that nice nurse in your wing, or the one lady in your trailer park who made it past the 7th grade? Keep trying, you'll find someone who can explain "words" to you...)
 
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