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(ESPN)   Unwritten rule of baseball: the home runs will continue until morale improves   (espn.com) divider line
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2022-07-02 7:50:48 PM  
Also, no crying.
 
2022-07-02 8:59:23 PM  
Well, that's gotta be demoralizing as fark for a pitcher in the first inning.
 
2022-07-02 10:18:16 PM  
Did the pitcher throw a tantrum and start headhunting?
 
2022-07-02 10:55:06 PM  

Snapper Carr: Did the pitcher throw a tantrum and start headhunting?


Idk but the opposing pitcher blew the lead by e end of the third.
 
2022-07-02 11:05:52 PM  
Sounds like it was a pretty good two out rally

/Clap. Clap. Clap, clap, clap.
 
2022-07-02 11:11:07 PM  
He first unwritten rule of baseball is that you can't publicly list any unwritten rules. Allegedly.
 
2022-07-02 11:58:23 PM  
...no El Machina?

Dang.
 
2022-07-03 12:07:10 AM  
Of course
St louis...

Not into the midwest
But ofcourse cardinals.
 
2022-07-03 12:09:46 AM  
3 homeruns bbb
And barely eeked a win.

Hate the farking cardinals.
 
2022-07-03 12:37:54 AM  

IAmRight: Snapper Carr: Did the pitcher throw a tantrum and start headhunting?

Idk but the opposing pitcher blew the lead by e end of the third.


He hit Goldschmidt in the next inning.   The one guy who didn't homer off him.

Bonus: Phillies pitcher is named Gibson.
 
2022-07-03 12:48:12 AM  

Stud Gerbil: IAmRight: Snapper Carr: Did the pitcher throw a tantrum and start headhunting?

Idk but the opposing pitcher blew the lead by e end of the third.

He hit Goldschmidt in the next inning.   The one guy who didn't homer off him.

Bonus: Phillies pitcher is named Gibson.


take it out on the team's best player, even though he didn't do anything. bush league.
 
2022-07-03 12:55:55 AM  

IAmRight: Snapper Carr: Did the pitcher throw a tantrum and start headhunting?

Idk but the opposing pitcher blew the lead by e end of the third.


But the Phillies still lost...
 
2022-07-03 2:03:06 AM  

Stud Gerbil: IAmRight: Snapper Carr: Did the pitcher throw a tantrum and start headhunting?

Idk but the opposing pitcher blew the lead by e end of the third.

He hit Goldschmidt in the next inning.   The one guy who didn't homer off him.

Bonus: Phillies pitcher is named Gibson.


The Cardinals hacked him?
 
2022-07-03 3:01:59 AM  
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2022-07-03 3:03:55 AM  

virulent_loser: Stud Gerbil: IAmRight: Snapper Carr: Did the pitcher throw a tantrum and start headhunting?

Idk but the opposing pitcher blew the lead by e end of the third.

He hit Goldschmidt in the next inning.   The one guy who didn't homer off him.

Bonus: Phillies pitcher is named Gibson.

take it out on the team's best player, even though he didn't do anything. bush league.


I mean if he threw at nolan he might have ended up with broken bones
 
2022-07-03 4:12:21 AM  
Some things never change.

Nike: "Chicks Dig the Long Ball" Commercial
Youtube ALejhH9XULU
 
2022-07-03 8:26:42 AM  

phishrace: Some things never change.

[YouTube video: Nike: "Chicks Dig the Long Ball" Commercial]


They couldn't make a commercial like that today.

You can't call broads "chicks".
 
2022-07-03 10:18:30 AM  
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BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK
 
2022-07-03 10:36:24 AM  
Don't call them broads. The little ladies get upset.
 
2022-07-03 12:02:25 PM  

ProfessorTerguson: 3 homeruns bbb
And barely eeked a win.

Hate the farking cardinals.


Your tears sustain me.
Your jealousy and hatred nourishes me and feeds my soul.
 
2022-07-03 12:33:02 PM  

ProfessorTerguson: 3 homeruns bbb
And barely eeked a win.

Hate the farking cardinals.


Best fans in baseball!
 
2022-07-03 12:53:19 PM  
Of course the Cards crapped 5 runs over the next 3 innings, but that's how the Albert Retirement Tour is working out right now.
 
2022-07-03 2:27:29 PM  

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BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK


*get out.jif*
 
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