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2022-07-02 4:06:22 PM  
Tells it like it is... at least until his staff get control of the domain.
 
2022-07-02 4:34:55 PM  
When will their marketing teams ever learn?

Buy all the gat damn possible domain names!

Letting governorgregabbott.com get bought? That's rookie shiat.

More fool Abbott.
 
2022-07-02 5:53:02 PM  
"I am partly responsible for the deaths of students killed in school shootings. It could've been worse! My current goal is to make sure you forget about the clusterfark called, Uvalde. More on that in my "Guns" section!"

This.
 
2022-07-02 7:09:59 PM  
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2022-07-02 7:10:18 PM  

Imperfect Pixels: When will their marketing teams ever learn?

Buy all the gat damn possible domain names!

Letting governorgregabbott.com get bought? That's rookie shiat.

More fool Abbott.


They can't get them all.  If they were to (hire a programmer to) write a regex for all the possible names and bring the bill to Finance, they'd get laughed out of the room.  Granted, "governorgregabbot.com" should be one even marketing interns pick up.
 
2022-07-02 7:10:46 PM  
This is what Fark should be used for.
 
2022-07-02 7:13:26 PM  
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2022-07-02 7:18:23 PM  
No one who needs to see that will ever see that.
 
2022-07-02 7:19:33 PM  
All you need are the url and some qr codes posted all over the state.
 
2022-07-02 7:20:08 PM  
No. They should have lied and made him say things like "I love LGBTQ and want children to learn all about anal sex!" and "I love abortion especially since it is in the Bible and they use the fetus' for medical experiments!"

They do it to us. Force them to take us to court and get the courts to rule on it. Either way it works out better for us.
 
2022-07-02 7:20:11 PM  

Imperfect Pixels: When will their marketing teams ever learn?

Buy all the gat damn possible domain names!

Letting governorgregabbott.com get bought? That's rookie shiat.

More fool Abbott.


Becky bought somewhere around 35 or so domains when the .xxx was approved. swift.xxx, twift.xxx, and so on. Her people are very business savvy.

I liked the list at the bottom. They should all do reciprocal links on all the other pages.
 
2022-07-02 7:27:11 PM  
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2022-07-02 7:31:44 PM  
Also, Texas to make a law against this in 3... 2...
 
2022-07-02 7:32:43 PM  

johnphantom: No. They should have lied and made him say things like "I love LGBTQ and want children to learn all about anal sex!"


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2022-07-02 7:33:52 PM  

gopher321: "I am partly responsible for the deaths of students killed in school shootings. It could've been worse! My current goal is to make sure you forget about the clusterfark called, Uvalde. More on that in my "Guns" section!"

This.


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2022-07-02 7:33:59 PM  
Awesome. Now do DeathSantis!
 
2022-07-02 7:38:15 PM  

MikeBoomshadow: Tells it like it is... at least until his staff get control of the domain.


Doesn't matter. To any of the flock that reads it, that's great; that what they want too!
You have to remember that in America, we have a lot of 'Murrika too. You know, the heartland of the problem.
To be fair, there is 'Murrika everywhere as well, just more or less concentrated. *shrug*

tl;dr we're farked
 
2022-07-02 7:46:26 PM  
They'll hate it.  Nice!
 
2022-07-02 7:48:03 PM  
A work of art.
 
2022-07-02 7:51:02 PM  
Getting the domain name is the easy part. It's nearly impossible to get all the variations, and there will always be some available. The hard part is getting it into search results. Google does give a hefty bonus when the domain name matches search terms, but not enough. This site doesn't come up in the first 3 pages of search results for "governor greg abbott".

This story might help, once google indexes it.
 
2022-07-02 7:51:56 PM  

fragMasterFlash: No one who needs to see that will ever see that.


I'm %onna share it on Twitter and Facebook
 
2022-07-02 7:58:02 PM  
I just submitted this on the Contact page:

I love your parody site about one of the worst governors in the USA!

One thing you might want to add is to have "him" complain that people blame him unfairly for the 2021 power grid outage, when it was really the fault of the Texas State Attorney General a decade previously who sued the federal government (DoE, IIRC) to prevent modernizing and winterizing the grid, and isolated the Texas interior (except for counties bordering other states such as New Mexico to the West, Oklahoma to the North, Arkansas to the NE, and Louisiana to the East) power grid from the other two in the nation so that it couldn't share power with them, after a similar weather event on the day after Christmas that spawned "Go home, weather! You're drunk!" and "12/26/2011: the day Texas has all four seasons in one day" weather map memes) 

"Don't blame ME! Blame whoever the Texas State AG was back in 2011!"|
(Oh, wait, that was me.)"

By the way, you made it to FARKs PolTab! Congratulations!
https://www.fark.com/comments/12447214/wwwgovernorgregabbottcom-That-is-all
 
2022-07-02 8:07:58 PM  
and he will be re-elected, and ken Paxton will remain free, and Ted Cruz will continue to be single cell slug, and people wonder why I am depressed
 
2022-07-02 8:14:28 PM  
Uvalde police chief has resigned from city council: https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/uvalde-schools-police-chief-pete-arredondo-resigns-from-city-council

Now, he just needs to resign from the police and get out of town. I'd say anyone decent in his position wouldn't show their faces in town in shame but someone decent wouldn't be in his position.
 
2022-07-02 8:34:25 PM  

Jedbone: Awesome. Now do DeathSantis!


https://www.governordefailure.com/
 
TWX
2022-07-02 8:45:53 PM  
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2022-07-02 9:15:51 PM  

COMALite J: I just submitted this on the Contact page:

I love your parody site about one of the worst governors in the USA!


Wait. That is parody? I couldn't tell with all of the reality in it.
 
2022-07-02 9:17:11 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: and he will be re-elected, and ken Paxton will remain free, and Ted Cruz will continue to be single cell slug, and people wonder why I am depressed


We do not wonder at all
 
2022-07-02 9:22:55 PM  

saturn badger: Imperfect Pixels: When will their marketing teams ever learn?

Buy all the gat damn possible domain names!

Letting governorgregabbott.com get bought? That's rookie shiat.

More fool Abbott.

Becky bought somewhere around 35 or so domains when the .xxx was approved. swift.xxx, twift.xxx, and so on. Her people are very business savvy.

I liked the list at the bottom. They should all do reciprocal links on all the other pages.


tswizzle.com is for sale
 
2022-07-02 10:03:33 PM  

fat boy: Jedbone: Awesome. Now do DeathSantis!

https://www.governordefailure.com/


The Abbot site is far more polished, but I'll allow it as a good start.
 
2022-07-02 10:03:43 PM  

COMALite J: By the way, you made it to FARKs PolTab! Congratulations!


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2022-07-02 10:16:53 PM  
I obviously couldn't tell you if Ron DeSantis is 100% going to run in 2024, but I can tell you that the following domain names have already been bought already:

rondesantis2024.com
rondesantis24.com
rondesantisforpresident.com
desantis2024.com

And desntisforamerica.com is available for 10k.
 
2022-07-02 10:28:23 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: COMALite J: By the way, you made it to FARKs PolTab! Congratulations!

[i.imgflip.com image 728x1092]YAY!


Hey, when I get a green light, I always tell all of my friend.
 
2022-07-02 10:37:53 PM  

fat boy: Jedbone: Awesome. Now do DeathSantis!

https://www.governordefailure.com/

Done and done.
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2022-07-02 11:13:24 PM  
I am waiting for TrumpIsAConMan.com to pop up and have someone list and link to articles about:
- His 'bone spurs'
- His grades
- his attempts to kill residents when managing his father's properties in Manhattan
- how he scammed his family out of his father's will
- how he scammed his way into a lot of real estate
- his ties to the original Teflon Don/mafia in NY
- his ties to Russia
- the real truth about why his casino went bankrupt multiple times
- the threats and trickery he used to buy Mar-a-lago, property in Chicago, California, and other places in Florida
- The fact most of his 'properties' he doesn't actually own (he buys them. puts his name on them, then sells them below market value with a stipulation his name stays on the building and business and he gets a cut)
- His adultery
- his abusive sexual past (i.e. Ivana's book where she accused him of marital rape, only to go 'mum' about it after a lawsuit/settlement, his ogling under-age girls in a dressing room, all the photos with Epstein, the stories about how he was on the Lolita Express jet at least 7 different times, etc.)
- his well-documented cocaine habit
- his history of not paying employees or contractors
- his long history of discrimination lawsuits that he settled
- his history of settlements to avoid RICO charges in the 80s...

And this isn't counting all of his political BS, either. THis would be one heck of a central site to document just how craptastic he is. Links to sources, videos, etc. and heck. This gets made, I'll donate to advertising it in red states LOL
 
2022-07-02 11:31:42 PM  

overthinker: I am waiting for TrumpIsAConMan.com to pop up and have someone list and link to articles about:
- His 'bone spurs'
- His grades
- his attempts to kill residents when managing his father's properties in Manhattan
- how he scammed his family out of his father's will
- how he scammed his way into a lot of real estate
- his ties to the original Teflon Don/mafia in NY
- his ties to Russia
- the real truth about why his casino went bankrupt multiple times
- the threats and trickery he used to buy Mar-a-lago, property in Chicago, California, and other places in Florida
- The fact most of his 'properties' he doesn't actually own (he buys them. puts his name on them, then sells them below market value with a stipulation his name stays on the building and business and he gets a cut)
- His adultery
- his abusive sexual past (i.e. Ivana's book where she accused him of marital rape, only to go 'mum' about it after a lawsuit/settlement, his ogling under-age girls in a dressing room, all the photos with Epstein, the stories about how he was on the Lolita Express jet at least 7 different times, etc.)
- his well-documented cocaine habit
- his history of not paying employees or contractors
- his long history of discrimination lawsuits that he settled
- his history of settlements to avoid RICO charges in the 80s...

And this isn't counting all of his political BS, either. THis would be one heck of a central site to document just how craptastic he is. Links to sources, videos, etc. and heck. This gets made, I'll donate to advertising it in red states LOL


Those are all the things his base love about him.
 
2022-07-02 11:52:54 PM  
Even better: Load the page with NOSCRIPT turned on.

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2022-07-03 12:18:44 AM  

fat boy: Jedbone: Awesome. Now do DeathSantis!

https://www.governordefailure.com/


Rondesantisusa.com
 
2022-07-03 1:20:00 AM  

Galileo's Daughter: Uvalde police chief has resigned from city council: https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/uvalde-schools-police-chief-pete-arredondo-resigns-from-city-council

Now, he just needs to resign from the police and get out of town. I'd say anyone decent in his position wouldn't show their faces in town in shame but someone decent wouldn't be in his position.


That would be the right thing to do, but with this guy...
 
2022-07-03 1:40:15 AM  

krebshack: I obviously couldn't tell you if Ron DeSantis is 100% going to run in 2024, but I can tell you that the following domain names have already been bought already:

rondesantis2024.com
rondesantis24.com
rondesantisforpresident.com
desantis2024.com

And desntisforamerica.com is available for 10k.


The telling part will be who exactly bought the domains. Could be someone actually linked to DeSantis...or it could be some rando hoping to sell the domain and make some serious money.
 
2022-07-03 1:44:06 AM  

overthinker: I am waiting for TrumpIsAConMan.com to pop up and have someone list and link to articles about:
- His 'bone spurs'
- His grades
- his attempts to kill residents when managing his father's properties in Manhattan
- how he scammed his family out of his father's will
- how he scammed his way into a lot of real estate
- his ties to the original Teflon Don/mafia in NY
- his ties to Russia
- the real truth about why his casino went bankrupt multiple times
- the threats and trickery he used to buy Mar-a-lago, property in Chicago, California, and other places in Florida
- The fact most of his 'properties' he doesn't actually own (he buys them. puts his name on them, then sells them below market value with a stipulation his name stays on the building and business and he gets a cut)
- His adultery
- his abusive sexual past (i.e. Ivana's book where she accused him of marital rape, only to go 'mum' about it after a lawsuit/settlement, his ogling under-age girls in a dressing room, all the photos with Epstein, the stories about how he was on the Lolita Express jet at least 7 different times, etc.)
- his well-documented cocaine habit
- his history of not paying employees or contractors
- his long history of discrimination lawsuits that he settled
- his history of settlements to avoid RICO charges in the 80s...

And this isn't counting all of his political BS, either. THis would be one heck of a central site to document just how craptastic he is. Links to sources, videos, etc. and heck. This gets made, I'll donate to advertising it in red states LOL


The first part of your list made me stop and wonder, with how much of a society nitwit and poseur as he was, how did Ana Delvey never even show up on his radar? Surely during her spree of defrauding actual society people, she should have been somehow remotely connected to one of the Trump's. It's like a mathematical certainty.
 
2022-07-03 4:07:06 AM  

suebhoney: Hahaguy.jpg


His name is Nelson Mandela Muntz.
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2022-07-03 6:54:35 AM  

Gpzjock: suebhoney: Hahaguy.jpg

His name is Nelson Mandela Muntz.
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No, it isn't. Not here on Fark.

Hahaguy.jpg
 
2022-07-03 12:15:46 PM  
Some guy must have a lot of time on his hands.
 
2022-07-03 8:14:10 PM  

maram500: overthinker: I am waiting for TrumpIsAConMan.com to pop up and have someone list and link to articles about:
- His 'bone spurs'
- His grades
- his attempts to kill residents when managing his father's properties in Manhattan
- how he scammed his family out of his father's will
- how he scammed his way into a lot of real estate
- his ties to the original Teflon Don/mafia in NY
- his ties to Russia
- the real truth about why his casino went bankrupt multiple times
- the threats and trickery he used to buy Mar-a-lago, property in Chicago, California, and other places in Florida
- The fact most of his 'properties' he doesn't actually own (he buys them. puts his name on them, then sells them below market value with a stipulation his name stays on the building and business and he gets a cut)
- His adultery
- his abusive sexual past (i.e. Ivana's book where she accused him of marital rape, only to go 'mum' about it after a lawsuit/settlement, his ogling under-age girls in a dressing room, all the photos with Epstein, the stories about how he was on the Lolita Express jet at least 7 different times, etc.)
- his well-documented cocaine habit
- his history of not paying employees or contractors
- his long history of discrimination lawsuits that he settled
- his history of settlements to avoid RICO charges in the 80s...

And this isn't counting all of his political BS, either. THis would be one heck of a central site to document just how craptastic he is. Links to sources, videos, etc. and heck. This gets made, I'll donate to advertising it in red states LOL

The first part of your list made me stop and wonder, with how much of a society nitwit and poseur as he was, how did Ana Delvey never even show up on his radar? Surely during her spree of defrauding actual society people, she should have been somehow remotely connected to one of the Trump's. It's like a mathematical certainty.


She was a lot better at pretending to be rich than trump was, so she actually moved in those elite social circles.  They accepted her as one of them.  trump was never one of them.
 
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