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    More: Florida, Prison, 44-year-old Florida woman, Penology, DeSoto Correctional Institution, Drug addiction, Corrections, stash of cocaine, Criminal justice  
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2022-07-02 8:09:29 PM  
4 votes:

Mr. Shabooboo: [Fark user image image 258x195]


Stop it, Karen! STOP IT!
 
2022-07-02 8:08:38 PM  
3 votes:
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2022-07-02 8:14:33 PM  
2 votes:
Maybe she thought they would arrest her and put her in the same cell with him, and the baby, and they could be a family again.
 
2022-07-02 9:45:40 PM  
2 votes:

Mugato: Eh, I was raised in FL and I don't mind it. It can get a little tedious, not "Craiyon" tedious but what are you gonna do.


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2022-07-02 8:16:01 PM  
1 vote:
a K-9 named Liberty

Of course the prison dog is named Liberty.
 
2022-07-02 8:28:14 PM  
1 vote:
Dumbass.  You don't cut in on the guards' racket.
 
2022-07-02 8:31:55 PM  
1 vote:

Mr. Shabooboo: [Fark user image image 258x195]


Rossi. 2R. Whore.
 
2022-07-02 8:58:37 PM  
1 vote:
A babby for you.
A babby for me.

Release all of the invitro babbies to Christian women who disdain abortion.
 
2022-07-02 9:04:09 PM  
1 vote:
I guessed the United States.

It's adorable that some of you think you're better that others of you.

/I dont mean *you*... you're "one of the good ones"
 
2022-07-02 9:09:59 PM  
1 vote:

bodog54: [Fark user image 850x404]


Based on her height and weight, she doesn't appear to be sampling her own inventory.
 
2022-07-02 9:20:18 PM  
1 vote:

WhippingBoi: I guessed the United States.

It's adorable that some of you think you're better that others of you.


Eh, I was raised in FL and I don't mind it. It can get a little tedious, not "Craiyon" tedious but what are you gonna do.
 
2022-07-02 9:42:16 PM  
1 vote:

Daedalus27: Its called a day ending in Y throughout the country.  People try to bring in drugs to prisons around the country.  No details about where they were hiding the drugs, but I suspect the kids diaper (bonus points if dirty to deter a search by guards) and gives an excuse to change the kid and get the drugs out.  Its a low probability of success, most illegal items get in via guards/free staff who are less likely to be searched compared to visitors.


This is true. When they cut visitations during the pandemic, the warden for Liberty C. I. came around to our dorm to tell us about it. He also said that since there'd be no visitors, that no drugs could be smuggled in any more. Half the dorm laughed and were yelling that the guards had already picked up all the slack. He didn't care for that and made the guards turn off the TV and the phones for three days.
 
2022-07-02 10:32:30 PM  
1 vote:

ProfessorTerguson: Burn, liberty, burn


Um... Liberty Correctional Institution. It is a prison in liberty county, Florida. So, yeah... Um... not a Bible college.
 
2022-07-02 11:04:48 PM  
1 vote:

Tentacle: LordOfThePings: a K-9 named Liberty

Of course the prison dog is named Liberty.

What else would you name a drug sniffer prison dog?


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2022-07-03 1:50:43 AM  
1 vote:

ProfessorTerguson: 12YearBid: Daedalus27: Its called a day ending in Y throughout the country.  People try to bring in drugs to prisons around the country.  No details about where they were hiding the drugs, but I suspect the kids diaper (bonus points if dirty to deter a search by guards) and gives an excuse to change the kid and get the drugs out.  Its a low probability of success, most illegal items get in via guards/free staff who are less likely to be searched compared to visitors.

This is true. When they cut visitations during the pandemic, the warden for Liberty C. I. came around to our dorm to tell us about it. He also said that since there'd be no visitors, that no drugs could be smuggled in any more. Half the dorm laughed and were yelling that the guards had already picked up all the slack. He didn't care for that and made the guards turn off the TV and the phones for three days.

You dock penises?.
B fuark your buddy?

I dont get this story.
Jerry Falwell's money is butt fracking scalia
At liberty college while Rumsfeld and powell hold hands and jerk each others wives ideas.


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