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2022-07-02 8:08:38 PM  
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2022-07-02 8:09:29 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: [Fark user image image 258x195]


Stop it, Karen! STOP IT!
 
2022-07-02 8:11:59 PM  
A 44-year-old Florida woman brought her infant grandchild along with a stash of cocaine and heroin to a recent prison visit, officials said.

I'm sure if they showed her pic we'd be saying, "That's a rough 64".
 
2022-07-02 8:14:33 PM  
Maybe she thought they would arrest her and put her in the same cell with him, and the baby, and they could be a family again.
 
2022-07-02 8:15:58 PM  
Its called a day ending in Y throughout the country.  People try to bring in drugs to prisons around the country.  No details about where they were hiding the drugs, but I suspect the kids diaper (bonus points if dirty to deter a search by guards) and gives an excuse to change the kid and get the drugs out.  Its a low probability of success, most illegal items get in via guards/free staff who are less likely to be searched compared to visitors.
 
2022-07-02 8:16:01 PM  
a K-9 named Liberty

Of course the prison dog is named Liberty.
 
2022-07-02 8:28:14 PM  
Dumbass.  You don't cut in on the guards' racket.
 
2022-07-02 8:28:45 PM  

LordOfThePings: a K-9 named Liberty

Of course the prison dog is named Liberty.


What else would you name a drug sniffer prison dog?
 
2022-07-02 8:31:55 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: [Fark user image image 258x195]


Rossi. 2R. Whore.
 
2022-07-02 8:34:58 PM  

jtown: Dumbass.  You don't cut in on the guards' racket.


There is so much truth to this all across the country's jails/prisons.
/serious.
 
2022-07-02 8:40:52 PM  

skinink: Mr. Shabooboo: [Fark user image image 258x195]

Stop it, Karen! STOP IT!


Well looks like I am not going to be needed here.
 
2022-07-02 8:45:20 PM  
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2022-07-02 8:58:37 PM  
A babby for you.
A babby for me.

Release all of the invitro babbies to Christian women who disdain abortion.
 
2022-07-02 9:04:09 PM  
I guessed the United States.

It's adorable that some of you think you're better that others of you.

/I dont mean *you*... you're "one of the good ones"
 
2022-07-02 9:09:59 PM  

bodog54: [Fark user image 850x404]


Based on her height and weight, she doesn't appear to be sampling her own inventory.
 
2022-07-02 9:12:14 PM  

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4-30,000 grams is a heck of a range.
 
2022-07-02 9:20:18 PM  

WhippingBoi: I guessed the United States.

It's adorable that some of you think you're better that others of you.


Eh, I was raised in FL and I don't mind it. It can get a little tedious, not "Craiyon" tedious but what are you gonna do.
 
2022-07-02 9:35:53 PM  
Too bad they don't give bonus points for headlines that actually include the kind of data thatight make someone think "Florida Man", but unfortunately, we get this offering.
 
2022-07-02 9:42:16 PM  

Daedalus27: Its called a day ending in Y throughout the country.  People try to bring in drugs to prisons around the country.  No details about where they were hiding the drugs, but I suspect the kids diaper (bonus points if dirty to deter a search by guards) and gives an excuse to change the kid and get the drugs out.  Its a low probability of success, most illegal items get in via guards/free staff who are less likely to be searched compared to visitors.


This is true. When they cut visitations during the pandemic, the warden for Liberty C. I. came around to our dorm to tell us about it. He also said that since there'd be no visitors, that no drugs could be smuggled in any more. Half the dorm laughed and were yelling that the guards had already picked up all the slack. He didn't care for that and made the guards turn off the TV and the phones for three days.
 
2022-07-02 9:44:16 PM  

WhippingBoi: I guessed the United States.

It's adorable that some of you think you're better that others of you.

/I dont mean *you*... you're "one of the good ones"


Well.... I live here, not near this woman, but in Florida.  Voluntarily for the last 21 years.  I'm more than willing to scream upgrade on a daily basis as soon as I think of where my wife and I moved from two decades ago.  It'll be a cold day in hell before grandpa Simpson recognizes that place either. In Florida the crazies are varied and occasionally fun, back in Springfield they're just trashed on 2 cases of Budweiser.

I think my all two submitted links are Florida related, we mock ourselves here to each other. That being said, in 12 years my property value has nearly doubled before the current bubble. I work from home, as does my wife, and we're having a reasonably good time. Still looking to get out in the next 2-3 years, but it's been 21, our residency here can buy its own drink now, time to move on.  I will almost certainly flip the place off as I leave, but it will be with a faint smile too, maybe even a tear.
 
2022-07-02 9:45:40 PM  

Mugato: Eh, I was raised in FL and I don't mind it. It can get a little tedious, not "Craiyon" tedious but what are you gonna do.


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2022-07-02 10:07:19 PM  

LordOfThePings: a K-9 named Liberty

Of course the prison dog is named Liberty.


Fark you to god
Dogs as weapons

Sigh.
Your children weep to be unborn.
 
2022-07-02 10:08:03 PM  

Omnivorous: A babby for you.
A babby for me.

Release all of the invitro babbies to Christian women who disdain abortion.


That's going be on welfare too.
 
2022-07-02 10:09:41 PM  

12YearBid: Daedalus27: Its called a day ending in Y throughout the country.  People try to bring in drugs to prisons around the country.  No details about where they were hiding the drugs, but I suspect the kids diaper (bonus points if dirty to deter a search by guards) and gives an excuse to change the kid and get the drugs out.  Its a low probability of success, most illegal items get in via guards/free staff who are less likely to be searched compared to visitors.

This is true. When they cut visitations during the pandemic, the warden for Liberty C. I. came around to our dorm to tell us about it. He also said that since there'd be no visitors, that no drugs could be smuggled in any more. Half the dorm laughed and were yelling that the guards had already picked up all the slack. He didn't care for that and made the guards turn off the TV and the phones for three days.


Yadda yadda
Hows a liberty college degree
Pastor
 
2022-07-02 10:13:31 PM  

12YearBid: Daedalus27: Its called a day ending in Y throughout the country.  People try to bring in drugs to prisons around the country.  No details about where they were hiding the drugs, but I suspect the kids diaper (bonus points if dirty to deter a search by guards) and gives an excuse to change the kid and get the drugs out.  Its a low probability of success, most illegal items get in via guards/free staff who are less likely to be searched compared to visitors.

This is true. When they cut visitations during the pandemic, the warden for Liberty C. I. came around to our dorm to tell us about it. He also said that since there'd be no visitors, that no drugs could be smuggled in any more. Half the dorm laughed and were yelling that the guards had already picked up all the slack. He didn't care for that and made the guards turn off the TV and the phones for three days.


You dock penises?.
B fuark your buddy?

I dont get this story.
Jerry Falwell's money is butt fracking scalia
At liberty college while Rumsfeld and powell hold hands and jerk each others wives ideas.
 
2022-07-02 10:16:10 PM  
Burn, liberty, burn
 
2022-07-02 10:32:30 PM  

ProfessorTerguson: Burn, liberty, burn


Um... Liberty Correctional Institution. It is a prison in liberty county, Florida. So, yeah... Um... not a Bible college.
 
2022-07-02 10:36:53 PM  
found nearly 100 grams (3.5 ounces) of drugs

I love generic drugs. Give me a handful.
 
2022-07-02 10:41:09 PM  
Isn't 44 a bit old for someone with a grandchild still in a stroller and a kid in prison?
 
2022-07-02 11:04:48 PM  

Tentacle: LordOfThePings: a K-9 named Liberty

Of course the prison dog is named Liberty.

What else would you name a drug sniffer prison dog?


Freedumb
 
2022-07-03 12:15:21 AM  

12YearBid: ProfessorTerguson: Burn, liberty, burn

Um... Liberty Correctional Institution. It is a prison in liberty county, Florida. So, yeah... Um... not a Bible college.


Liberty County is interesting in that it's majority black and many of the institutions were set up by freed slaves. However, it's kind of in the middle of nowhere.

The prison is probably a good economic driver for the area.
 
2022-07-03 1:50:43 AM  

ProfessorTerguson: 12YearBid: Daedalus27: Its called a day ending in Y throughout the country.  People try to bring in drugs to prisons around the country.  No details about where they were hiding the drugs, but I suspect the kids diaper (bonus points if dirty to deter a search by guards) and gives an excuse to change the kid and get the drugs out.  Its a low probability of success, most illegal items get in via guards/free staff who are less likely to be searched compared to visitors.

This is true. When they cut visitations during the pandemic, the warden for Liberty C. I. came around to our dorm to tell us about it. He also said that since there'd be no visitors, that no drugs could be smuggled in any more. Half the dorm laughed and were yelling that the guards had already picked up all the slack. He didn't care for that and made the guards turn off the TV and the phones for three days.

You dock penises?.
B fuark your buddy?

I dont get this story.
Jerry Falwell's money is butt fracking scalia
At liberty college while Rumsfeld and powell hold hands and jerk each others wives ideas.


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2022-07-03 6:56:16 AM  
I thought this headline was introducing the new TEXAS tag.
 
2022-07-03 7:17:28 AM  

khatores: Liberty County is interesting in that it's majority black and many of the institutions were set up by freed slaves. However, it's kind of in the middle of nowhere.

The prison is probably a good economic driver for the area.


I think it is the only economic driver. I can't really tell you for sure because I never stepped foot outside it's gates. I transferred out to a work release center in a van with no windows and could see nothing of the county. The officers' shifts were weirdly segregated. Two of the shifts were completely white and people of Hispanic descent and the other two shifts were completely staffed with African Americans.
Not a bad spot as far as Florida prisons go, just mind-numbingly boring.
/Everything's relative.
 
2022-07-03 12:28:36 PM  

12YearBid: khatores: Liberty County is interesting in that it's majority black and many of the institutions were set up by freed slaves. However, it's kind of in the middle of nowhere.

The prison is probably a good economic driver for the area.

I think it is the only economic driver. I can't really tell you for sure because I never stepped foot outside it's gates. I transferred out to a work release center in a van with no windows and could see nothing of the county. The officers' shifts were weirdly segregated. Two of the shifts were completely white and people of Hispanic descent and the other two shifts were completely staffed with African Americans.
Not a bad spot as far as Florida prisons go, just mind-numbingly boring.
/Everything's relative.


Everyone probably asks you this, but if you don't mind, how did you get yourself locked up (I guess for 12 years) and sent to Liberty County CI?

I got arrested in Texas for being in a minivan with 144 lbs of weed but got bailed out in a day on $100k bond. Later the state trooper who arrested my friend and myself got popped for planting evidence by Texas DPS, so our case was dismissed very reluctantly by the county.

After that very short stint in jail, I decided it definitely wasn't for me. Everyone was really cool but it was extremely boring and I got the impression I wasn't cut out for it.
 
2022-07-03 12:55:42 PM  
Armed robbery (pbl) shots fired. I caught 15 but 85% of that is 12y 9m. I was very lucky no one was hurt, that I was a white guy and that I paid for a very good attorney. If anyone of those things had been different, I'd probably have gotten life.
It was very, very boring. Of course, everything is relative and I'm glad it wasn't exciting. It did give me a fresh perspective on life and normal everyday problems that used to bother me, don't anymore. I appreciate the small things that I used to take for granted. A nice meal, a hug from someone you love, an intelligent conversation, having a pet again... Those are wonderful things. I've fallen in love with life again.
/Never take anything for granted.
//Oh yeah, and Fark! I missed Fark terribly. My old account's password and email are lost and gone so I had to get a new one.
 
2022-07-03 1:26:34 PM  
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