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(PC Gamer)   Scientist denies opening portals into parallel universes. His twin brother nods in agreement, stroking his goatee   (pcgamer.com) divider line
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2022-07-02 1:11:15 PM  
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2022-07-02 2:33:46 PM  
Oh, him? Yeah, he lies.
 
2022-07-02 3:56:28 PM  
I hate that when that happens...
 
2022-07-02 4:11:34 PM  
The misunderstanding was based on comments from one Dr. Gordon Freeman. The administrator, Dr. Wallace Breen, has assured us that there is no cause for alarm.

Security spokesperson Barney Calhoun assures us that there is no cause for concern, and the situation is well at hand.
 
2022-07-02 4:25:22 PM  
Because when I think about the absolute best quantum mechanics news, I think PC Gamer.
 
2022-07-02 4:48:43 PM  
Traveling into another dimension, I tend to think another spatial dimension. But imagine a 6 sided die. You have the three dimensions of the die, but then you also have the surface it's resting on. Imagine the orientation of all the up down left right front back only work in our dimensions because of the orientation to the surface. If you tip the die to rest on a different side, you change which dimensions you're working in. So for every die there a simultaneous 4x more other dimensions available by rolling the die in one axis, one turn. Therefore the simultaneous 4 die side cube. Hail and repent, educated sinners.
 
2022-07-02 4:59:06 PM  
That's just what an agency clearly opening portals would say...

//also, this is about as bad as the pizza shop that alex jones decided was holding pedophile rings. I assume they must have left off the mustard on his hoagie or something...
 
2022-07-02 5:02:49 PM  
"We are not doing transdimentional travel experiment" *does time travel experiment*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSRoJEOKCwU&t=128s
 
2022-07-02 5:28:53 PM  

sxacho: Traveling into another dimension, I tend to think another spatial dimension. But imagine a 6 sided die. You have the three dimensions of the die, but then you also have the surface it's resting on. Imagine the orientation of all the up down left right front back only work in our dimensions because of the orientation to the surface. If you tip the die to rest on a different side, you change which dimensions you're working in. So for every die there a simultaneous 4x more other dimensions available by rolling the die in one axis, one turn. Therefore the simultaneous 4 die side cube. Hail and repent, educated sinners.


I'm sorry but are you saying that it is the absolute verifiable truth & proven fact that your belly-button signature ties to Viviparous Mama?
 
2022-07-02 5:30:39 PM  

LrdPhoenix: Because when I think about the absolute best quantum mechanics news, I think PC Gamer.


Maybe it isn't. But maybe...it is.
 
2022-07-02 5:47:17 PM  

LrdPhoenix: Because when I think about the absolute best quantum mechanics news, I think PC Gamer.


Oh, sure, a gaming magazine wouldn't be a great source of physics articles...
...in THIS universe...
 
2022-07-02 5:51:42 PM  

LrdPhoenix: Because when I think about the absolute best quantum mechanics news, I think PC Gamer.


Better than Forbes
 
2022-07-02 7:02:21 PM  
He then demanded that they take the lemons back and threatened to burn their house down.
 
2022-07-03 1:03:00 AM  
Is the lab located in Hawkins, Indiana?
 
2022-07-03 1:14:59 PM  
Technically true.  The other dimension is at a slightly different angle.
 
2022-07-03 2:55:28 PM  
The best way to make people think you did something, is to deny you did it.

Incidentally, any rumors of me having a threesome with Milla Jovovich and Lily from  AT&T are completely untrue. That absolutely did not happen, and anyone who says it did is lying.
 
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