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2022-07-02 11:54:52 AM  
How the man who once took down the mob became the joke he is today, we'll never really know. But I do have a theory: crack.
 
2022-07-02 12:55:17 PM  
Speak for yourself subby, I'm still laughing at him.  I'll take whatever laughter I can get this week.
 
2022-07-02 12:57:21 PM  
Oh I'm laughing my ass off.
 
2022-07-02 1:24:29 PM  
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2022-07-02 1:39:49 PM  

Thoreny: How the man who once took down the mob became the joke he is today, we'll never really know. But I do have a theory: crack.


Not to mention that he was a sort of national hero after 9/11. Undeserved IMO, he just happened to be the mayor when it happened but still, it took a lot for him to squander that kind of good will.
 
2022-07-02 2:03:38 PM  
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2022-07-02 2:23:09 PM  
I'll be chortling if they haul his ass off to jail.
 
2022-07-02 3:28:38 PM  
They missed his Oscar performance at the Four Seasons Theater. He was cheated out of the award by award fraud.
 
2022-07-02 3:29:40 PM  
Not funny.  And yet he's  STILL not charged.  In fact, although it's in progress, he isn't even fully disbarred.  Just suspended, with various actions to disbar him "underway".  Even the bare minimum takes years and years, where these farkwits can run around with few consequences.
 
2022-07-02 3:30:10 PM  
I'd love for a journalist to say to these people's faces "you know history is going to laugh at you, or you saw how the world danced when TFG lost, that's how they will react when you die, how does that make you feel?"

Hit these egotistical pieces of shiat in their ego, on camera, I'd love to see that reaction.
 
2022-07-02 3:32:21 PM  

Thoreny: How the man who once took down the mob became the joke he is today, we'll never really know. But I do have a theory: crack.


I was always confused by The Dark Knight quote : "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain".
I never understood it.... until Rudy the last 5 years.
If he died after 9-11, we'd be better off and his legacy wouldn't be the sad, dripping off the face thing it has become.
 
2022-07-02 3:34:43 PM  
I bet he owns one of these:

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/there are dozens of them
 
2022-07-02 3:35:34 PM  

Zombie DJ: If he died after 9-11, we'd be better off and his legacy wouldn't be the sad, dripping off the face thing it has become


Which is too bad, the guy is responsible for some of those deaths what with his decision to ignore the WTC bombing in the 90s.
 
2022-07-02 3:35:56 PM  
Alcohol + senile dementia = what we're looking at. Usually guys like Rudy get shuffled off to nursing homes before they're this bad.
 
2022-07-02 3:36:01 PM  

Thoreny: How the man who once took down the mob became the joke he is today, we'll never really know. But I do have a theory: crack.


He's an authoritarian who drank his intellect away. All that's left is the authoritarianism now, like any cranky old bigot.

He took out the Italian mob. We don't know what's going on with Rudy and the Russian mob.
 
2022-07-02 3:36:25 PM  
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2022-07-02 3:36:33 PM  
I really hope the guy in the grocery store he accused of attempting to murder him with a light pat on the back sues his ass off.  It seems to me to be a fairly strong defamation case.
 
2022-07-02 3:37:03 PM  
They keep reporting on the elephants at circus while the entire tent remains on fire.
 
2022-07-02 3:38:10 PM  

Thoreny: How the man who once took down the mob became the joke he is today, we'll never really know. But I do have a theory: crack.


Your theory is crack? My theory is the GQP -they're all insane.
 
2022-07-02 3:38:38 PM  

Thoreny: How the man who once took down the mob became the joke he is today, we'll never really know. But I do have a theory: crack.


As in, cracking open two or three of these a day:

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2022-07-02 3:38:47 PM  
Idk...I'm still pretty amused


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I mean, c'mon
 
2022-07-02 3:39:11 PM  

Thoreny: How the man who once took down the mob became the joke he is today, we'll never really know. But I do have a theory: crack.


Nah, just comes down to money and having ties to the Russian mob. A little back scratching, getting rid of that pesky Italian mob.

https://statuskuo.substack.com/p/giulianis-kremlin-and-russian-mob

https://nypost.com/1999/12/22/rudy-donor-linked-to-russian-mob/
 
2022-07-02 3:39:36 PM  

Malenfant: Thoreny: How the man who once took down the mob became the joke he is today, we'll never really know. But I do have a theory: crack.

He's an authoritarian who drank his intellect away. All that's left is the authoritarianism now, like any cranky old bigot.

He took out the Italian mob. We don't know what's going on with Rudy and the Russian mob.


I'm thinking Rudy gave the jury a better offer than the mob bosses did. It's almost unbelievable how much he changed from his US attorney days.
 
2022-07-02 3:40:34 PM  
Remember when the media portrayed this guy as a "Hero of 9-11"?

Pepperidge Farms is still getting itself drunk so it'll forget.
 
2022-07-02 3:41:43 PM  

Mugato: Thoreny: How the man who once took down the mob became the joke he is today, we'll never really know. But I do have a theory: crack.

Not to mention that he was a sort of national hero after 9/11. Undeserved IMO, he just happened to be the mayor when it happened but still, it took a lot for him to squander that kind of good will.


The opposite happened to Biden. He happened to become prez during the worst part of the pandemic. What has happened was predictable. Shortages, gas, inflation, all of it. We all knew there would be serious repercussions down that road.
 
2022-07-02 3:42:06 PM  

Thoreny: How the man who once took down the mob became the joke he is today, we'll never really know. But I do have a theory: crack.


He took down the AMERICAN mob so that the RUSSIAN Mob could move in and take over the rackets.

Rudy's been a Russian Asset for a long longer than you think.
 
2022-07-02 3:43:25 PM  

jake_lex: I really hope the guy in the grocery store he accused of attempting to murder him with a light pat on the back sues his ass off.  It seems to me to be a fairly strong defamation case.


Did he not know a camera was on him or did he see the footage and genuinely think that was some savage attack? Neither would surprise me.
 
2022-07-02 3:45:41 PM  

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2022-07-02 3:45:46 PM  

saturn badger: award fraud


Award fraud!
Rise, my sword!
Fraud outpoured!
I die!
That is I die in a minute!
I dieeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(Award fraud)
 
2022-07-02 3:46:56 PM  

RasIanI: Idk...I'm still pretty amused


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I mean, c'mon


There was precedent.

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2022-07-02 3:49:08 PM  
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At what part of which timeline was this guy ever funny?
 
2022-07-02 3:51:56 PM  

Thoreny: How the man who once took down the mob became the joke he is today, we'll never really know. But I do have a theory: crack.


Let's be clear, his office took down the mob in New York. From what I have read, Giuliani wasn't really a good attorney, but rather an excellent spotter of legal talent. It was his assistant prosecutors who guided the cases, and got the convictions.

Rudy, hired them, and let them off their leashes.
 
2022-07-02 3:54:30 PM  

danvon: Thoreny: How the man who once took down the mob became the joke he is today, we'll never really know. But I do have a theory: crack.

Let's be clear, his office took down the mob in New York. From what I have read, Giuliani wasn't really a good attorney, but rather an excellent spotter of legal talent. It was his assistant prosecutors who guided the cases, and got the convictions.

Rudy, hired them, and let them off their leashes.


Then how the hell did he match Trump up with people like Sidney Powell?
 
2022-07-02 3:57:25 PM  

ox45tallboy: danvon: Thoreny: How the man who once took down the mob became the joke he is today, we'll never really know. But I do have a theory: crack.

Let's be clear, his office took down the mob in New York. From what I have read, Giuliani wasn't really a good attorney, but rather an excellent spotter of legal talent. It was his assistant prosecutors who guided the cases, and got the convictions.

Rudy, hired them, and let them off their leashes.

Then how the hell did he match Trump up with people like Sidney Powell?


Brain worms.

Also, from what I have read, and seen, Powell, at one time was a respected attorney.

What happened to both of them, seems to have manifested itself around 2009. I wonder what happened in 2009. Hmmmmm.
 
2022-07-02 3:59:38 PM  
I'm just glad his piss-ant son lost his election. And I hope their last name becomes an insult, as in: Urg don't be a Giuliani !!!
 
2022-07-02 4:13:55 PM  

Thoreny: How the man who once took down the mob became the joke he is today, we'll never really know. But I do have a theory: crack.


My theory is that many people in high positions are incompotent idiots who cheat and bullshiat their way through life by taking credit for others acheivements, using their connections to get out of any concequences and blaming their failings on others.  The only thing different now is that with social media we get first hand look at how farking stupid and mean they are, but since they are perceived as successful it doesn't matter.
 
2022-07-02 4:14:07 PM  

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2022-07-02 4:15:26 PM  

Malenfant: Thoreny: How the man who once took down the mob became the joke he is today, we'll never really know. But I do have a theory: crack.

He's an authoritarian who drank his intellect away. All that's left is the authoritarianism now, like any cranky old bigot.

He took out the Italian mob. We don't know what's going on with Rudy and the Russian mob.


Who do you think helped him break the Italian mob?
 
2022-07-02 4:15:38 PM  

Thoreny: How the man who once took down the mob became the joke he is today, we'll never really know. But I do have a theory: crack.


He did absolutely no such thing.
 
2022-07-02 4:34:25 PM  
Thank goodness for Politico telling me what is and isn't funny. Now do Ricky Gervais.
 
2022-07-02 4:36:00 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: Thoreny: How the man who once took down the mob became the joke he is today, we'll never really know. But I do have a theory: crack.

He took down the AMERICAN mob so that the RUSSIAN Mob could move in and take over the rackets.

Rudy's been a Russian Asset for a long longer than you think.


He also took a lot of credit for takedowns a ton of people worked on.  Just like he was given outsized credit for handling 9/11.
 
2022-07-02 4:43:07 PM  
Still pretty funny.

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2022-07-02 5:00:08 PM  
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Sorry, but Rudy Giuliani at Four Seasons total landscaping will never stop being funny.
 
2022-07-02 5:02:45 PM  
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2022-07-02 5:05:51 PM  
I'd be laughing except for the fact he's still walking around free is a steady reminder that the rule of law and American democracy are under threat from actual farking nazis, and Rudy is their Colonel Klink.

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2022-07-02 5:07:07 PM  
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2022-07-02 5:10:45 PM  
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2022-07-02 5:11:17 PM  
Rudy Giuliani may be a lawyer, but he never passed the bar. Instead, he kept going into it.
 
2022-07-02 5:14:58 PM  
For decades, a lot of people thought Roger Stone was a huge joke. So who's funnier, Rudy or him? 🤮
 
2022-07-02 6:16:53 PM  

danvon: Thoreny: How the man who once took down the mob became the joke he is today, we'll never really know. But I do have a theory: crack.

Let's be clear, his office took down the mob in New York. From what I have read, Giuliani wasn't really a good attorney, but rather an excellent spotter of legal talent. It was his assistant prosecutors who guided the cases, and got the convictions.

Rudy, hired them, and let them off their leashes.


The mob wasn't just taken down by SDNY, though Rudy sure claimed it was his office that did it all. The EDNY was also heavily involved.
 
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