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(Twitter)   Upset that Wyoming was getting all the attention for insane political debates, Arizona ups their game   (twitter.com) divider line
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2022-07-02 10:45:15 AM  
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2022-07-02 10:50:07 AM  
"Why can't we treat human life in the same way as we would treat alien life we discovered on an alien planet"?

I am all for placing these lunatics in a sterile chamber where they will be closely monitored.
 
2022-07-02 10:51:59 AM  
When is republican going to be recognized as a mental health disorder and added to the DSM? Delusional, detached from reality and subject to violent outbursts.
 
2022-07-02 10:54:23 AM  
I'm gonna move to Arizona, where life is one prolonged SNL comedy skit. You betcha.
 
2022-07-02 10:59:47 AM  
Now even libertarians and greens have people to point at laugh at for being even more unhinged.
 
2022-07-02 11:02:28 AM  

hissatsu: "Why can't we treat human life in the same way as we would treat alien life we discovered on an alien planet"?

I am all for placing these lunatics in a sterile chamber where they will be closely monitored.


The ones that aren't studied via vivisection?
 
2022-07-02 11:02:43 AM  
How do these "people" find food each day?
 
2022-07-02 11:27:40 AM  

snocone: How do these "people" find food each day?


Or dress themselves, operate vehicles, walk without falling, or countless other mundane tasks sane people take for granted.
 
2022-07-02 11:29:10 AM  

snocone: How do these "people" find food each day?


I think stupidity sustains their bodily functions.  Remove the controlling factor (i.e. political ambitions fed by extreme right-wing beliefs) and they would immediately collapse into a heap of fossilized cat vomit.
 
2022-07-02 11:30:14 AM  
I... Wow.

Holy fark.
 
2022-07-02 1:17:48 PM  
*punches wall*
 
2022-07-02 1:34:44 PM  
They all seem like disgusting examples of people.
 
2022-07-02 2:09:30 PM  
I kept expecting the man to blurt out "I love lamp."
 
2022-07-02 2:19:26 PM  

BigMax: I kept expecting the man to blurt out "I love lamp."


I hope someone kills someone else with a trident at their next debate.
 
2022-07-02 2:27:15 PM  

hissatsu: "Why can't we treat human life in the same way as we would treat alien life we discovered on an alien planet"?

I am all for placing these lunatics in a sterile chamber where they will be closely monitored.


I need to know how this guy would treat embryonic alien life discovered implanted in his intestinal wall.  A sweet, tiny, parasitic, embryonic alien life.  He shouldn't worry; they only get about as big as a bowling ball and then after the better part of a year they slither out of your butthole.

/You just know he's been probed.
//"Slither" may be too peaceful a term
 
2022-07-02 2:29:57 PM  
These are the Q's.

Katie Hobbs will win, thank fsm.
 
2022-07-02 2:30:03 PM  
"Why can't we treat human life in the same way as we would treat alien life we discovered on an alien planet"?

Oh, please. If we discovered proof of life on another planet, the crazies would claim they were the devil's work, because God only populated Earth, and they'd start building a nuclear-armed spacecraft to eliminate them.
 
2022-07-02 2:32:42 PM  
The only drag I have dressed in is a business suit or construction clothes.

So he failed his audition? lol
 
2022-07-02 2:33:06 PM  
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2022-07-02 2:33:21 PM  
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2022-07-02 2:33:55 PM  
How the Libertarian debates typically go isn't a role model.

Let's hope the larger populace in Arizona figures it out. I'm pretty sure they count bears as people in Wyoming.
 
2022-07-02 2:33:57 PM  

hissatsu: "Why can't we treat human life in the same way as we would treat alien life we discovered on an alien planet"?

I am all for placing these lunatics in a sterile chamber where they will be closely monitored.


They liked the anal probe part. NTTIAWWT.
 
2022-07-02 2:35:57 PM  
Holy shiat "l havent been on a stage with this many women since I was at a baby shower".

And

"we don't normally let Scott on these since he's polling at 0%"

"1%"
 
2022-07-02 2:37:39 PM  
I see our future resting on a race between the GOP's fascist tactics, boosted by our rather susceptible government structure, and the GOP's brain drain self destructing them before that happens.

Wonderful.
 
2022-07-02 2:38:01 PM  
These people can't be this stupid. They have to be playing a role to attract crazy people
 
2022-07-02 2:38:03 PM  
Dallymo:

/You just know he's been probed.
//"Slither" may be too peaceful a term


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2022-07-02 2:38:29 PM  

saturn badger: The only drag I have dressed in is a business suit or construction clothes.

So he failed his audition? lol


So he failed to become a new member of The Village People and then failed to get into a Village People cover band?
 
2022-07-02 2:38:30 PM  

ImpendingCynic: "Why can't we treat human life in the same way as we would treat alien life we discovered on an alien planet"?

Oh, please. If we discovered proof of life on another planet, the crazies would claim they were the devil's work, because God only populated Earth, and they'd start building a nuclear-armed spacecraft to eliminate them.


That is sadly true. Alien life does a bunch of weird things to religious philosophy.
 
2022-07-02 2:40:07 PM  

saturn badger: The only drag I have dressed in is a business suit or construction clothes.

So he failed his audition? lol


He might be a member of the Village People.
 
2022-07-02 2:41:48 PM  
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2022-07-02 2:42:49 PM  

snocone: How do these "people" find food each day?


McDonalds is pretty ubiquitous.
 
2022-07-02 2:42:56 PM  

snocone: How do these "people" find food each day?


Taco Bell has gravity feed delivery slots now. Didn't you read about that?
 
2022-07-02 2:44:06 PM  
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2022-07-02 2:44:52 PM  

ongbok: These people can't be this stupid. They have to be playing a role to attract crazy people


These are the crazy people that were attracted by the previous batch.

Trump's election (or maybe Obama's) broke the Republican Party. There's no way to put it back together
 
2022-07-02 2:45:10 PM  
They should all be labeled unfit to serve for the "Stolen Election" part.
 
2022-07-02 2:46:08 PM  

ongbok: These people can't be this stupid. They have to be playing a role to attract crazy people


Tell us you don't spend much time around the average Republican voter without telling us you don't spend much time around the average Republican voter.
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2022-07-02 2:46:10 PM  
I just moved back to Arizona from South Dakota. At least here there are other views. I gotta say AZ has perfected the grafting of crazy with politics.
 
2022-07-02 2:47:42 PM  

markie_farkie: snocone: How do these "people" find food each day?

Or dress themselves, operate vehicles, walk without falling, or countless other mundane tasks sane people take for granted.


They need instructions for breathing.
 
2022-07-02 2:48:58 PM  

markie_farkie: snocone: How do these "people" find food each day?

Or dress themselves, operate vehicles, walk without falling, or countless other mundane tasks sane people take for granted.


Potato!
 
2022-07-02 2:49:11 PM  

BigMax: I kept expecting the man to blurt out "I love lamp."


Haven't watched the video yet.  Is that something like 'Solomon Grundy want pants too'?
 
2022-07-02 2:49:33 PM  
Mmmm, white ppl fighting over who's the more ethnic. Gotta love it
 
2022-07-02 2:50:40 PM  

ongbok: These people can't be this stupid. They have to be playing a role to attract crazy people


I used to think that too and then MTG and Boebert. So no I believe they all really are this stupid until proven otherwise.
People said trump was acting a part to win the election but no that really is what he is like as a person.
 
2022-07-02 2:51:38 PM  
From the choices presented, I would go with Mama Celeste.  She loves the songs of ABBA...  Has no real opinions on abortion...  Makes a halfway-decent frozen pizza...  But, first, I'd want to see ANGRY Mama Celeste!
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2022-07-02 2:51:49 PM  

ImpendingCynic: "Why can't we treat human life in the same way as we would treat alien life we discovered on an alien planet"?

Oh, please. If we discovered proof of life on another planet, the crazies would claim they were the devil's work, because God only populated Earth, and they'd start building a nuclear-armed spacecraft to eliminate them.


PURGE THE XENOS!!!!  FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
 
2022-07-02 2:52:38 PM  

quiotu: How the Libertarian debates typically go isn't a role model.


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2022-07-02 2:53:20 PM  
This would be funny if they weren't trying to install fascist authoritarianism as the core of American politics.

/Ted was born in Canada so he's disqualified from being President, like last time
 
2022-07-02 2:53:51 PM  

Someone Else's Alt: snocone: How do these "people" find food each day?

McDonalds is pretty ubiquitous.


Hamberders all the way down.
 
2022-07-02 2:54:51 PM  
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2022-07-02 2:55:37 PM  
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2022-07-02 2:56:41 PM  
"Do you think Republican voters want a candidate that doesn't believe in the vote?"

Evergreen comment there.
 
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