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2022-07-02 1:43:04 PM  
Damn, 74 years old and still struggling with addiction. Drugs, never once.
 
2022-07-02 2:26:10 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Damn, 74 years old and still struggling with addiction. Drugs, never once.


At 74, I'm sure he struggles with erections too but I don't hear him swearing off sex.

The older you get, the more you fear death, but it's gonna happen no matter what you do. I'd rather it be quick, preferably from drugs.

I've watched cancer eat people up. Fark that noise, gimme the dope. Steve is backwards. Do drugs when you're OLD.
 
2022-07-02 2:49:44 PM  
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2022-07-02 3:02:32 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Damn, 74 years old and still struggling with addiction. Drugs, never once.


If you watch enough Steven from the 80s and 90s when he had been clean and most talkative you get the vibe he's the archetype addictive personality.  One's too many but there's never enough. So not endorsing drugs but no matter where he went in life he was going to have problems whether it was minimum wage getting wasted on crappy booze or his estimated $5M worth of drugs he did in his prime (which would be about $30-$35M in today's money).
 
2022-07-02 3:12:40 PM  

Ken VeryBigLiar: ReapTheChaos: Damn, 74 years old and still struggling with addiction. Drugs, never once.

If you watch enough Steven from the 80s and 90s when he had been clean and most talkative you get the vibe he's the archetype addictive personality.  One's too many but there's never enough. So not endorsing drugs but no matter where he went in life he was going to have problems whether it was minimum wage getting wasted on crappy booze or his estimated $5M worth of drugs he did in his prime (which would be about $30-$35M in today's money).


As someone who's battled addiction, you are spot on.

/clean for....don't know
//never kept count of days as I felt it was a trigger
///I know it's been 4ish years or so
////extra slashey for sobriety
 
2022-07-02 3:43:18 PM  
My dad (RIP ) and i used to jam out to Aerosmith and Styx and Ozzy whenever we would go on out of town trips.  So I'm smiling a little bit that a piece of my childhood is getting sober and I'm not reading about a drug fueled death.
 
2022-07-02 3:50:12 PM  
I'm guessing he was going stir crazy in rehab and negotiated one place he couldn't get drugs or booze.
 
2022-07-02 3:59:58 PM  
Hey, give the man credit for checking out potential digs. That is pure professionalism.

/My one Tyler story is a festival that they headlined, and ZZ Top played before them. And ZZ Top went f*cking balls out. Like a 25 minute mashup that went hard. Tyler and the guys were on the edge of the stage watching the guys, and they were as awestruck as anyone in the audience. Literally Steven led the applause, and then took the mic as they left the stage, "Can you even follow that?" And led another round. He might be strung out, but he's good to the folks he tours with.
//Note: Kid Rock was on the same bill, and didn't get a mention.
 
2022-07-02 4:10:20 PM  

KingKauff: Ken VeryBigLiar: ReapTheChaos: Damn, 74 years old and still struggling with addiction. Drugs, never once.

If you watch enough Steven from the 80s and 90s when he had been clean and most talkative you get the vibe he's the archetype addictive personality.  One's too many but there's never enough. So not endorsing drugs but no matter where he went in life he was going to have problems whether it was minimum wage getting wasted on crappy booze or his estimated $5M worth of drugs he did in his prime (which would be about $30-$35M in today's money).

As someone who's battled addiction, you are spot on.

/clean for....don't know
//never kept count of days as I felt it was a trigger
///I know it's been 4ish years or so
////extra slashey for sobriety


Stay good Dude. It gets better and you get stronger. You'll be surprised
 
2022-07-02 4:15:17 PM  
The 74-year-old dropped by the police station in Marshfield, where he has lived, and posed for a photo behind Chief Phillip Tavares' desk.

He lives in the Police Station?
 
2022-07-02 4:24:22 PM  
Since Aerosmith started sucking after they got clean does that mean they are going to be good again?
 
2022-07-02 4:26:12 PM  

silverfoxx1974: KingKauff: Ken VeryBigLiar: ReapTheChaos: Damn, 74 years old and still struggling with addiction. Drugs, never once.

If you watch enough Steven from the 80s and 90s when he had been clean and most talkative you get the vibe he's the archetype addictive personality.  One's too many but there's never enough. So not endorsing drugs but no matter where he went in life he was going to have problems whether it was minimum wage getting wasted on crappy booze or his estimated $5M worth of drugs he did in his prime (which would be about $30-$35M in today's money).

As someone who's battled addiction, you are spot on.

/clean for....don't know
//never kept count of days as I felt it was a trigger
///I know it's been 4ish years or so
////extra slashey for sobriety

Stay good Dude. It gets better and you get stronger. You'll be surprised


Thanks, buddy. I figured that out quickly. It's the convincing that takes time. I found Legos helped me out. Now my problem is I'm running out of space to display them. Ah, who am I kidding?  I'm now just letting my inner kid come out.
 
2022-07-02 4:32:16 PM  

KingKauff: silverfoxx1974: KingKauff: Ken VeryBigLiar: ReapTheChaos: Damn, 74 years old and still struggling with addiction. Drugs, never once.

If you watch enough Steven from the 80s and 90s when he had been clean and most talkative you get the vibe he's the archetype addictive personality.  One's too many but there's never enough. So not endorsing drugs but no matter where he went in life he was going to have problems whether it was minimum wage getting wasted on crappy booze or his estimated $5M worth of drugs he did in his prime (which would be about $30-$35M in today's money).

As someone who's battled addiction, you are spot on.

/clean for....don't know
//never kept count of days as I felt it was a trigger
///I know it's been 4ish years or so
////extra slashey for sobriety

Stay good Dude. It gets better and you get stronger. You'll be surprised

Thanks, buddy. I figured that out quickly. It's the convincing that takes time. I found Legos helped me out. Now my problem is I'm running out of space to display them. Ah, who am I kidding?  I'm now just letting my inner kid come out.


Get into Arrma RC cars, it's the best adult toy I can think of that is money well spent personnally as well as socially.

All the adult men on my cul de sac watch me run it around, which is pretty amazing.

Cheers
 
2022-07-02 4:44:11 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: KingKauff: silverfoxx1974: KingKauff: Ken VeryBigLiar: ReapTheChaos: Damn, 74 years old and still struggling with addiction. Drugs, never once.

If you watch enough Steven from the 80s and 90s when he had been clean and most talkative you get the vibe he's the archetype addictive personality.  One's too many but there's never enough. So not endorsing drugs but no matter where he went in life he was going to have problems whether it was minimum wage getting wasted on crappy booze or his estimated $5M worth of drugs he did in his prime (which would be about $30-$35M in today's money).

As someone who's battled addiction, you are spot on.

/clean for....don't know
//never kept count of days as I felt it was a trigger
///I know it's been 4ish years or so
////extra slashey for sobriety

Stay good Dude. It gets better and you get stronger. You'll be surprised

Thanks, buddy. I figured that out quickly. It's the convincing that takes time. I found Legos helped me out. Now my problem is I'm running out of space to display them. Ah, who am I kidding?  I'm now just letting my inner kid come out.

Get into Arrma RC cars, it's the best adult toy I can think of that is money well spent personnally as well as socially.

All the adult men on my cul de sac watch me run it around, which is pretty amazing.

Cheers


Oooo!  Now, that sound you hear is my SO's eyes rolling really hard. She knows what kind of "trouble" I could get into with that.

/off to teh googles
 
2022-07-02 5:36:02 PM  

UberNeuman: The 74-year-old dropped by the police station in Marshfield, where he has lived, and posed for a photo behind Chief Phillip Tavares' desk.

He lives in the Police Station?


I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that the Marshfield police have visited his house once or twice over the years and this is his way of making amends, which some rehab programs require you to do.

Good for dude and good for cops making light of his visit. The tweet was somewhat amusing. I snickered.
 
2022-07-02 6:25:24 PM  

hubiestubert: Hey, give the man credit for checking out potential digs. That is pure professionalism.

/My one Tyler story is a festival that they headlined, and ZZ Top played before them. And ZZ Top went f*cking balls out. Like a 25 minute mashup that went hard. Tyler and the guys were on the edge of the stage watching the guys, and they were as awestruck as anyone in the audience. Literally Steven led the applause, and then took the mic as they left the stage, "Can you even follow that?" And led another round. He might be strung out, but he's good to the folks he tours with.
//Note: Kid Rock was on the same bill, and didn't get a mention.


I've got one, but I've told it before. I like him & I hope he's doing well.  :-)
 
2022-07-02 7:04:24 PM  
Fifty years of self-medicating takes a toll, no?
 
2022-07-02 7:08:31 PM  

Ken VeryBigLiar: ReapTheChaos: Damn, 74 years old and still struggling with addiction. Drugs, never once.

If you watch enough Steven from the 80s and 90s when he had been clean and most talkative you get the vibe he's the archetype addictive personality.  One's too many but there's never enough. So not endorsing drugs but no matter where he went in life he was going to have problems whether it was minimum wage getting wasted on crappy booze or his estimated $5M worth of drugs he did in his prime (which would be about $30-$35M in today's money).


He admits as much on farks favorite podcast
Joe Rogan - Steven Tyler on Sobriety
Youtube -2wOLzOx70o
 
2022-07-02 7:10:21 PM  
Holy Shiat. Dude looks like a lady my grandmother.
 
2022-07-02 7:14:22 PM  

hubiestubert: /My one Tyler story is a festival that they headlined, and ZZ Top played before them. And ZZ Top went f*cking balls out. Like a 25 minute mashup that went hard. Tyler and the guys were on the edge of the stage watching the guys, and they were as awestruck as anyone in the audience. Literally Steven led the applause, and then took the mic as they left the stage, "Can you even follow that?" And led another round. He might be strung out, but he's good to the folks he tours with.


ZZ Top was a late-in-life discovery for me. As an '80s kid, I only knew them from their MTV videos, and kind of dismissed them as a gimmick band. "Oh, they have funny beards and since about chicks. Whatever." I kind of lumped them in with Robert Palmer, but with fancy guitars and motorcycles. I was young and they seemed silly.

Over the years a number of acts I respected also respected them, and they were seen as elder statements, so I finally shook off my bias and figured I'd see what was up. (Once I got past young snobbishness driven by ignorance, I started trying to correct my musical blind spots when I could.)

I think the first record I got from them was Tres Hombres.

Blown. The fark. Away.

Can't believe I'd been missing this shiat all these years. What a kick in the ass!

These days I'm a big fan. They rip it up.
 
2022-07-02 7:22:20 PM  

shoegaze99: hubiestubert: /My one Tyler story is a festival that they headlined, and ZZ Top played before them. And ZZ Top went f*cking balls out. Like a 25 minute mashup that went hard. Tyler and the guys were on the edge of the stage watching the guys, and they were as awestruck as anyone in the audience. Literally Steven led the applause, and then took the mic as they left the stage, "Can you even follow that?" And led another round. He might be strung out, but he's good to the folks he tours with.

ZZ Top was a late-in-life discovery for me. As an '80s kid, I only knew them from their MTV videos, and kind of dismissed them as a gimmick band. "Oh, they have funny beards and since about chicks. Whatever." I kind of lumped them in with Robert Palmer, but with fancy guitars and motorcycles. I was young and they seemed silly.

Over the years a number of acts I respected also respected them, and they were seen as elder statements, so I finally shook off my bias and figured I'd see what was up. (Once I got past young snobbishness driven by ignorance, I started trying to correct my musical blind spots when I could.)

I think the first record I got from them was Tres Hombres.

Blown. The fark. Away.

Can't believe I'd been missing this shiat all these years. What a kick in the ass!

These days I'm a big fan. They rip it up.


ZZ Top: That Little Ol' Band From Texas // DokStation 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟬 // Trailer
Youtube 1m5cSY7V_oM
 
2022-07-02 7:29:16 PM  

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Hell yeah, sign me up!

Also:

shoegaze99: elder statements


Statesmen. D'oh!
 
2022-07-02 7:31:07 PM  
I've got nothing against Aerosmith, and enjoy their music.

But they're one of the most overrated bands in history.
 
2022-07-02 7:46:40 PM  

WhippingBoi: I've got nothing against Aerosmith, and enjoy their music.

But they're one of the most overrated bands in history.


They were the first band I got into (in my defense I was 12) around when Get A Grip came out. I found the older albums and found way more appreciation for them.  That said, I will freely admit there are 4-5 good to great albums in there and the rest are matters of preference to downright yikes.  I might be one of the few who likes Draw the Line.  Also to qualify myself I stopped listening to their new stuff in 1998.  Nine Lives was just... ugh.
 
2022-07-02 7:49:10 PM  

shoegaze99: hubiestubert: /My one Tyler story is a festival that they headlined, and ZZ Top played before them. And ZZ Top went f*cking balls out. Like a 25 minute mashup that went hard. Tyler and the guys were on the edge of the stage watching the guys, and they were as awestruck as anyone in the audience. Literally Steven led the applause, and then took the mic as they left the stage, "Can you even follow that?" And led another round. He might be strung out, but he's good to the folks he tours with.

ZZ Top was a late-in-life discovery for me. As an '80s kid, I only knew them from their MTV videos, and kind of dismissed them as a gimmick band. "Oh, they have funny beards and since about chicks. Whatever." I kind of lumped them in with Robert Palmer, but with fancy guitars and motorcycles. I was young and they seemed silly.

Over the years a number of acts I respected also respected them, and they were seen as elder statements, so I finally shook off my bias and figured I'd see what was up. (Once I got past young snobbishness driven by ignorance, I started trying to correct my musical blind spots when I could.)

I think the first record I got from them was Tres Hombres.

Blown. The fark. Away.

Can't believe I'd been missing this shiat all these years. What a kick in the ass!

These days I'm a big fan. They rip it up.


Not going to get any argument from me. Those boys were a breath of fresh air on the airwaves back in the day, and they tore it up on stage, every time I've seen them. One of my favorite live acts, period. Always bang for your buck.

To be fair, Aerosmith during that festival did try to at least keep up with them, but following that level of energy was not in the cards.
 
2022-07-02 8:42:48 PM  
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Glad he's getting  better.
 
2022-07-02 10:29:08 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: KingKauff: silverfoxx1974: KingKauff: Ken VeryBigLiar: ReapTheChaos: Damn, 74 years old and still struggling with addiction. Drugs, never once.

If you watch enough Steven from the 80s and 90s when he had been clean and most talkative you get the vibe he's the archetype addictive personality.  One's too many but there's never enough. So not endorsing drugs but no matter where he went in life he was going to have problems whether it was minimum wage getting wasted on crappy booze or his estimated $5M worth of drugs he did in his prime (which would be about $30-$35M in today's money).

As someone who's battled addiction, you are spot on.

/clean for....don't know
//never kept count of days as I felt it was a trigger
///I know it's been 4ish years or so
////extra slashey for sobriety

Stay good Dude. It gets better and you get stronger. You'll be surprised

Thanks, buddy. I figured that out quickly. It's the convincing that takes time. I found Legos helped me out. Now my problem is I'm running out of space to display them. Ah, who am I kidding?  I'm now just letting my inner kid come out.

Get into Arrma RC cars, it's the best adult toy I can think of that is money well spent personnally as well as socially.

All the adult men on my cul de sac watch me run it around, which is pretty amazing.

Cheers


Heh heh.  Same here. Neighbors all laugh at my toys until their wives are inside or gone, then the dad's all rush over to try and take a spin. Nothing funnier than watching a grown man rip a 1/10 down the street at ~60 mph. No one EVER believes me when I tell them "don't full throttle it, ease into it and about 50% of the way in you can hammer it, other wise it's just gonna flip over and possibly land back on it's wheels while you're whiskey throttling it, and possibly take out one of your actual cars"!
 
2022-07-02 11:08:50 PM  
my friends and i went to see Aerosmith at the cape cod colosseum,saved up part time job money to pay for tickets.  After the first song, Steven Tyler puked and then passed out on stage,shows over!

still holding a grudge!
 
2022-07-03 12:55:08 AM  
Did he pay for pre-embalming?
 
2022-07-03 1:36:11 AM  
Noticed that he and Larry David are nearly the same age.

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2022-07-03 3:01:48 AM  

Dahnkster: Noticed that he and Larry David are nearly the same age.

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But Larry's the sexy one.
 
2022-07-03 10:21:01 AM  
Meh... Tyler's an a-hole. Karma's a biatch.
 
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