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(The Detroit_News)   Looks like prosecutors of two of the four men accused of plotting to kidnapping Michigan's governor Whitmer are going to get a second chance at a conviction beginning in August   (detroitnews.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Jury, Organized crime, Law enforcement agency, J. Edgar Hoover, United States Marshals Service, Terrorism, Not proven  
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2022-07-02 9:52:33 AM  
the four men, a ragtag band of social outcasts who harbored anti-government views and anger over COVID-19 related restrictions

The words "criminal morons" would have worked just as well and significantly cut down on word count.
 
2022-07-02 10:16:54 AM  
"The defense has raised questions about the FBI's conduct and use of informants"

We all know what they mean by this. Why is it that this conspiracy theory still pervades the court system? Every terrorist that goes to trial has the same excuse. They wouldn't have ever done that had they not been forced into it by someone making suggestions.

Horse shiat.
 
2022-07-02 10:20:59 AM  

Thoreny: They wouldn't have ever done that had they not been forced into it by someone making suggestions.


If you're such a weak-minded, prone-to-violence fool that I can talk you into attempting to kidnap and murder a sitting governor, you deserve to be in jail for your and the public's safety. Or, at a minimum, you should be involuntarily committed to long-term mental counseling and psychiatric care, like Hinckley.
 
2022-07-02 11:56:19 AM  
"I think an acquittal is the right thing to do," Fox's lawyer Christopher Gibbons said during the hearing.

LOL - did this guy think he was arguing in front of a Trump appointee?

"Your honor, I think you should let me win.*

"Okay, that settles it. Not guilty."
 
2022-07-02 12:45:42 PM  

Pocket Ninja: the four men, a ragtag band of social outcasts who harbored anti-government views and anger over COVID-19 related restrictions

The words "criminal morons" would have worked just as well and significantly cut down on word count.


sorry, they're paid by the word.

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2022-07-02 12:52:16 PM  
I can't decide whether those inbred rednecks look more like sisterfarkers or brotherfarkers.

/Yeah yeah why not both, etc.
 
2022-07-02 12:55:12 PM  
Unfortunately, it was easy for their lawyers to convince some jurors there was entrapment because their defendants were so goddamn incompetent at times.  One of their genius plans was to leave Whitmer stranded on a boat with no motor in the middle of Lake Michigan...because somehow that would prevent Biden from winning the election.
 
2022-07-02 1:38:28 PM  
Just take L FBI, you duplicitous pricks!
 
2022-07-02 1:47:48 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Unfortunately, it was easy for their lawyers to convince some jurors there was entrapment because their defendants were so goddamn incompetent at times.  One of their genius plans was to leave Whitmer stranded on a boat with no motor in the middle of Lake Michigan...because somehow that would prevent Biden from winning the election.


IIRC it wasn't about Biden. They were upset by the face diapers.
 
2022-07-02 1:57:41 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Thoreny: They wouldn't have ever done that had they not been forced into it by someone making suggestions.

If you're such a weak-minded, prone-to-violence fool that I can talk you into attempting to kidnap and murder a sitting governor, you deserve to be in jail for your and the public's safety. Or, at a minimum, you should be involuntarily committed to long-term mental counseling and psychiatric care, like Hinckley.


This.  And we need MORE agents out looking for morons to lock up.  Imagine the utopia we could have if the bottom 50% were put into prison camps.  It would be glorious.  They could be made to produce their own food and grind resources for the elites.  But lovked away where they cannot cause societal harm.  And if we segregate by gamete production, we dont have to worry about dullard offspring.
 
2022-07-02 2:43:38 PM  
Good. Don't fark it up this time.
 
2022-07-02 2:53:46 PM  
I'm sure my neighbor will be delighted that he has to travel from DE to MI to give evidence...again.
 
2022-07-02 3:03:02 PM  

edmo: Good. Don't fark it up this time.


"Challenge accepted" -middle America jury pool
 
2022-07-02 4:01:36 PM  

Pocket Ninja: the four men, a ragtag band of social outcasts who harbored anti-government views and anger over COVID-19 related restrictions

The words "criminal morons" would have worked just as well and significantly cut down on word count.


I'd narrow it down to one word:  terrorists.
 
2022-07-02 10:18:17 PM  
Double jeopardy dudes......
 
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