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2022-07-02 10:36:15 AM  
Stubby had to search the internet for an Elon story to post so she could complain that he won't stay gone. Very Meta.
 
2022-07-02 10:49:56 AM  

Karne: Stubby had to search the internet for an Elon story to post so she could complain that he won't stay gone. Very Meta.


And they found it on Faux news.
Old Russian proverb:
"Whether it's fresh water or salt, shiat floats".
 
2022-07-02 10:49:59 AM  
Where did he go?
 
2022-07-02 11:01:05 AM  
In before that one HATER who comes in every Elon thread.  He's just jealous of how rich we're getting from CRYPTO!
 
2022-07-02 11:15:14 AM  

Rapmaster2000: In before that one HATER who comes in every Elon thread.  He's just jealous of how rich we're getting from CRYPTO!


You sound like a lazy, sit at home stonk shareholder.
Why don't you become something respectable, like a lazy, sit at home crypto speculator?
 
2022-07-02 11:16:44 AM  
 
2022-07-02 11:57:21 AM  
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2022-07-02 12:40:06 PM  

jso2897: Rapmaster2000: In before that one HATER who comes in every Elon thread.  He's just jealous of how rich we're getting from CRYPTO!

You sound like a lazy, sit at home stonk shareholder.
Why don't you become something respectable, like a lazy, sit at home crypto speculator?


- Sent from my $75 Sooper Seekrit underground deal RIBLEM Linux phone.
 
2022-07-02 1:33:48 PM  

Izunbacol: jso2897: Rapmaster2000: In before that one HATER who comes in every Elon thread.  He's just jealous of how rich we're getting from CRYPTO!

You sound like a lazy, sit at home stonk shareholder.
Why don't you become something respectable, like a lazy, sit at home crypto speculator?

- Sent from my $75 Sooper Seekrit underground deal RIBLEM Linux phone.


Oh yeah. I sent this from my TESLA phone!!!!
 
2022-07-02 2:19:32 PM  

Karne: Stubby had to search the internet for an Elon story to post so she could complain that he won't stay gone. Very Meta.


We should just auto-post this at the beginning of every Musk Hater Circle Jerk Thread.
 
2022-07-02 2:33:35 PM  

bingethinker: Karne: Stubby had to search the internet for an Elon story to post so she could complain that he won't stay gone. Very Meta.

We should just auto-post this at the beginning of every Musk Hater Circle Jerk Thread.


Don't forget to include a this post was written by a member of the Elon Musk Circle Jerk fan club when you do it.

I'm not sure who green lit this garbage, but it certainly doesn't belong on Fark.
 
2022-07-02 2:58:55 PM  

Decorus: bingethinker: Karne: Stubby had to search the internet for an Elon story to post so she could complain that he won't stay gone. Very Meta.

We should just auto-post this at the beginning of every Musk Hater Circle Jerk Thread.

Don't forget to include a this post was written by a member of the Elon Musk Circle Jerk fan club when you do it.

I'm not sure who green lit this garbage, but it certainly doesn't belong on Fark.


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2022-07-02 3:07:01 PM  
Dan Hicks and his Hot licks-How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away
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2022-07-02 3:34:32 PM  

jso2897: Rapmaster2000: In before that one HATER who comes in every Elon thread.  He's just jealous of how rich we're getting from CRYPTO!

You sound like a lazy, sit at home stonk shareholder.
Why don't you become something respectable, like a lazy, sit at home crypto speculator?


Income inequality is at all time high rates and must be addressed. On a completely different note, have you heard about Bitcoin?
 
2022-07-02 3:48:29 PM  

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Maybe a guy who idolizes Donald J. Trump?
 
2022-07-02 4:05:16 PM  

Rapmaster2000: In before that one HATER who comes in every Elon thread.  He's just jealous of how rich we're getting from CRYPTO!


Looks like stubby poked her frazzled head out. Don't worry, there will be other Elon threads you can cry about later..
 
2022-07-02 4:19:34 PM  

Karne: Rapmaster2000: In before that one HATER who comes in every Elon thread.  He's just jealous of how rich we're getting from CRYPTO!

Looks like stubby poked her frazzled head out. Don't worry, there will be other Elon threads you can cry about later..


I know, right?  I mean, how could anyone hate Musk?   He's just so dreamy!

Tell me, do you keep your Elon poster in the bedroom, so you can stare deep into his loving eyes, or the living area, so you can look at him constantly throughout the day?
 
2022-07-02 7:49:40 PM  

Karne: Stubby had to search the internet for an Elon story to post so she could complain that he won't stay gone. Very Meta.


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2022-07-02 9:29:13 PM  

CCNP: Karne: Stubby had to search the internet for an Elon story to post so she could complain that he won't stay gone. Very Meta.

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2022-07-02 9:34:43 PM  

iron de havilland: CCNP: Karne: Stubby had to search the internet for an Elon story to post so she could complain that he won't stay gone. Very Meta.

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hej
2022-07-03 12:11:34 AM  
Good to see we're literally at the point of a fark thread per Elon tweet.
 
2022-07-03 12:31:25 PM  

hej: Good to see we're literally at the point of a fark thread per Elon tweet.


I'm glad to see that the leave alone alone brigade is on the clock 24/7/365.
 
2022-07-03 1:05:00 PM  

Karne: Stubby had to search the internet for an Elon story to post so she could complain that he won't stay gone. Very Meta.


No, Meta is Zuckerberg.
 
hej
2022-07-03 3:15:51 PM  

JohnBigBootay: hej: Good to see we're literally at the point of a fark thread per Elon tweet.

I'm glad to see that the leave alone alone brigade is on the clock 24/7/365.


Who's asking you to leave him alone?  I'm entirely certain Elon Musk doesn't give a shiat about Fark threads.  I'm just concerned for your demonstrated declining mental health.
 
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