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(Wikipedia)   We are officially halfway through the year with July 2. Will you half-ass things today?   ( divider line
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2022-07-02 12:37:26 AM  
It's a Saturday, sounds like a plan.
2022-07-02 12:46:03 AM  
Today is a day ending in 'Y', so yes.
2022-07-02 12:56:08 AM  
Per personal tradition, it is National Baked Bean month as well....

July is National Baked Bean Month!
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2022-07-02 12:58:04 AM  
....or how about the Dragonball Z version, because why not?

July is National Baked Bean Month - DBZ Edition
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2022-07-02 12:59:48 AM  
I always half-ass things so today I'm quarter assing it. Best I can do is 25% ass.
2022-07-02 2:03:48 AM  
Ask me later.
2022-07-02 2:14:44 AM  
As usual
2022-07-02 6:13:45 AM  
Aside from having to continue unpacking from a move, Saturday is my "get things done for next week" day -- two loaves of bread to bake (dough was prepared yesterday), a batch of ice cream base to make (to be churned tomorrow), and some other cooking.
2022-07-02 6:42:08 AM  
We finished the second half of this season of the Umbrella Academy.  Now I'm going to bed too late and will get nothing done later.  Cheers!
2022-07-02 8:00:59 AM  
I'm here, aren't I?
2022-07-02 8:01:54 AM  
2 hours on piano so far. Just walked 2 miles to favorite breakfast place. Have a movie to watch.
2022-07-02 8:06:20 AM  
I only whole-ass my fark-ups, thankyouverymuch.

I guess I'm half-assing my chores. I could go home after work and do laundry AND dishes, but those dishes won't mind sitting 2 more days.
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2022-07-02 8:27:13 AM  
Well I jerked off this morning and I only had half a chubby so
2022-07-02 9:38:36 AM  
Wait, so am I supposed to just cut half the back off a pair of boxers and wear em around today then?

Can I just pants optional and whole ass it today while it's warm, as opposed to the end of the year?
2022-07-02 9:40:09 AM  
I'm procrastinating on getting on my PC to game all day after 2 weeks of non stop busy.

Even half assing my relaxing. Meta.
2022-07-02 10:19:08 AM  
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2022-07-02 10:29:53 AM  
Several towns and counties around here had to cancel their fireworks shows last month, because the local specialist's warehouse blew up.
2022-07-02 10:39:55 AM  
why not
2022-07-02 10:56:15 AM  
I'd really have to put my nose to the grindstone to half ass something.
2022-07-02 11:02:58 AM  
Sorry, I still haven't gotten around to switching from the Julian calendar. Check with me next week.
2022-07-02 11:20:20 AM  
What do you mean "today", subby?
2022-07-02 4:51:47 PM  
I was up fairly early and went to the store to buy a few gardening supplies and a few groceries. I was going to work on the garden today. I've only looked at it to make sure no one was dying of thirst.  It rained last night so no one was. I should at least pull a few weeds. I'm sure they're doing well too.

I haven't even unloaded all the stuff I bought and it wasn't a lot either - only the things that would spoil if left in my car and a couple things that were easy to grab.  No more plastic bags at the grocery store for us and I care too much about the environment to get a paper one.  Really, I'm just too cheap to shell out 10 cents for a paper one. If I really cared I never would have taken the free plastic ones. Home Depot gave me a plastic bag though. I guess those are different.

/I should get off my ass an see how the plants are doing now
2022-07-02 5:57:37 PM  
Yeah. Last night tied one on with cowork.ers and maybe developed a side gig. Spent last 3 weeks moving. Pick up my son tomorrow and will bring him to his first summer camp sleepaway experience. My alcoholism style involves breaks with one binge night and a taper down over average days. Sending out my art portfolio since things gotta change
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