Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Amazon)   Always read the Product Description   (amazon.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Sex organ, Medicine, Health, Feeling, product information, Male genitalia, Odor, Human skin color  
•       •       •

6947 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Jul 2022 at 4:25 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



64 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2022-07-01 11:50:17 PM  
How to use : ① Pump for 2-3 times and take proper amount on palm, and ② Rub on requiring area as like massaging. ③ Wash out any residual matters with warm water completely.

Yep. Sounds about right.
 
2022-07-02 12:13:32 AM  
hy do we need men cleaner?

Male genitalia are structurally 2-3 (temperature) Always drain the sweat,because maintaining healthy sperm must make a low. So a lot of sweat from the body of men, humid garage is ventilated area and should not continue to be neglected if the hygiene is the main cause of the stench various made diseases. Wash often with soap or body cleanser to use any water alkaline environment is not good, the ancestor will at the same time to neutralize our body ryeoseo breach the ecological balance of the genital tract during cleaning. Especially frequent cause skin irritation or skin problem in the genital tact and the male cleaner using a weak acid that makes the male genitalia give a good environment must manage the daily reproductive health.
 
2022-07-02 12:30:24 AM  

Ass_Master_Flash: hy do we need men cleaner?

Male genitalia are structurally 2-3 (temperature) Always drain the sweat,because maintaining healthy sperm must make a low. So a lot of sweat from the body of men, humid garage is ventilated area and should not continue to be neglected if the hygiene is the main cause of the stench various made diseases. Wash often with soap or body cleanser to use any water alkaline environment is not good, the ancestor will at the same time to neutralize our body ryeoseo breach the ecological balance of the genital tract during cleaning. Especially frequent cause skin irritation or skin problem in the genital tact and the male cleaner using a weak acid that makes the male genitalia give a good environment must manage the daily reproductive health.


Now who can argue with that?
 
2022-07-02 12:53:16 AM  

BigMax: Ass_Master_Flash: hy do we need men cleaner?

Male genitalia are structurally 2-3 (temperature) Always drain the sweat,because maintaining healthy sperm must make a low. So a lot of sweat from the body of men, humid garage is ventilated area and should not continue to be neglected if the hygiene is the main cause of the stench various made diseases. Wash often with soap or body cleanser to use any water alkaline environment is not good, the ancestor will at the same time to neutralize our body ryeoseo breach the ecological balance of the genital tract during cleaning. Especially frequent cause skin irritation or skin problem in the genital tact and the male cleaner using a weak acid that makes the male genitalia give a good environment must manage the daily reproductive health.

Now who can argue with that?


Exactly!
Never neglect the humid garage area.  Especially considering the 2-3 (temperature).
 
2022-07-02 1:32:48 AM  

Ass_Master_Flash: Male genitalia are structurally 2-3 (temperature) Always drain the sweat,because maintaining healthy sperm must make a low. So a lot of sweat from the body of men, humid garage is ventilated area and should not continue to be neglected if the hygiene is the main cause of the stench various made diseases. Wash often with soap or body cleanser to use any water alkaline environment is not good, the ancestor will at the same time to neutralize our body ryeoseo breach the ecological balance of the genital tract during cleaning. Especially frequent cause skin irritation or skin problem in the genital tact and the male cleaner using a weak acid that makes the male genitalia give a good environment must manage the daily reproductive health.


This is beauteous.

I'm going to wash my garage with soap and body cleanser.  Good environment to you.
 
2022-07-02 1:39:42 AM  
The two product questions! 😆
 
2022-07-02 2:05:55 AM  

Ass_Master_Flash: hy do we need men cleaner?

Male genitalia are structurally 2-3 (temperature) Always drain the sweat,because maintaining healthy sperm must make a low. So a lot of sweat from the body of men, humid garage is ventilated area and should not continue to be neglected if the hygiene is the main cause of the stench various made diseases. Wash often with soap or body cleanser to use any water alkaline environment is not good, the ancestor will at the same time to neutralize our body ryeoseo breach the ecological balance of the genital tract during cleaning. Especially frequent cause skin irritation or skin problem in the genital tact and the male cleaner using a weak acid that makes the male genitalia give a good environment must manage the daily reproductive health.


How is daddy foamed?
 
2022-07-02 4:28:57 AM  
Maid in Korea
 
2022-07-02 4:30:05 AM  

Nina9: The two product questions! 😆


Some of those comments.
1 Star. Box already open.
 
2022-07-02 4:32:47 AM  

BigMax: How to use : ① Pump for 2-3 times and take proper amount on palm, and ② Rub on requiring area as like massaging. ③ Wash out any residual matters with warm water completely.

Yep. Sounds about right.


Steve Martin's Penis Beauty Creme: Apply As Needed - Saturday Night Live
Youtube ee3oKSEqU_Q


/no more scaling!
 
2022-07-02 4:34:48 AM  

Focks: Maid in Korea


Lulz....I came here to mention that.

/It was physically painful to read the description.
 
2022-07-02 4:35:19 AM  
I accidentally read this as  "It cares men's tender and humid humiliating region clean and fresh."

I probably shouldn't tell people that.
 
2022-07-02 4:39:59 AM  

Ass_Master_Flash: genital tact


Sounds like Jayson Boebert should have used some of this sac soap.
 
2022-07-02 4:51:32 AM  
i.imgflip.comView Full Size

Too much residual matter....
 
2022-07-02 4:52:14 AM  
Me love you wrong time?
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-07-02 4:55:33 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-07-02 4:56:02 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-07-02 5:02:08 AM  

Dahnkster: [Fark user image 700x948]


Ahhh, the wonders of Sorbitol.

When just a wee child stole some of my grandfathers candies... and denied taking them. Yep. Sitting in the bathroom wondering if I was gonna poop out my intestines, and he knocks on the door. He knew. hahah
 
2022-07-02 5:11:46 AM  
...with no stimulus.

No happy ending? I'm out.
 
2022-07-02 5:17:16 AM  
The ancestor better be GMO free and chakra balanced.
 
2022-07-02 5:22:18 AM  
That's what he said

Could We Decode Alien Physics?
Youtube rQnNghhPw6o
 
2022-07-02 5:49:03 AM  
I just ordered some. Oh man, I can't wait to get stuff on my nuts!
 
2022-07-02 6:15:13 AM  

Ass_Master_Flash: hy do we need men cleaner?

Male genitalia are structurally 2-3 (temperature) Always drain the sweat,because maintaining healthy sperm must make a low. So a lot of sweat from the body of men, humid garage is ventilated area and should not continue to be neglected if the hygiene is the main cause of the stench various made diseases. Wash often with soap or body cleanser to use any water alkaline environment is not good, the ancestor will at the same time to neutralize our body ryeoseo breach the ecological balance of the genital tract during cleaning. Especially frequent cause skin irritation or skin problem in the genital tact and the male cleaner using a weak acid that makes the male genitalia give a good environment must manage the daily reproductive health.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-07-02 6:15:51 AM  
Disappointed in the lack of video reviews
 
2022-07-02 6:56:14 AM  
Testicles caught sayof.
 
2022-07-02 6:56:31 AM  
Well that link messed with my cookies
 
2022-07-02 6:58:39 AM  

Ass_Master_Flash: hy do we need men cleaner?

Male genitalia are structurally 2-3 (temperature) Always drain the sweat,because maintaining healthy sperm must make a low. So a lot of sweat from the body of men, humid garage is ventilated area and should not continue to be neglected if the hygiene is the main cause of the stench various made diseases. Wash often with soap or body cleanser to use any water alkaline environment is not good, the ancestor will at the same time to neutralize our body ryeoseo breach the ecological balance of the genital tract during cleaning. Especially frequent cause skin irritation or skin problem in the genital tact and the male cleaner using a weak acid that makes the male genitalia give a good environment must manage the daily reproductive health.


reads like Radiohead liner notes
 
2022-07-02 7:00:03 AM  

BigMax: Ass_Master_Flash: hy do we need men cleaner?

Male genitalia are structurally 2-3 (temperature) Always drain the sweat,because maintaining healthy sperm must make a low. So a lot of sweat from the body of men, humid garage is ventilated area and should not continue to be neglected if the hygiene is the main cause of the stench various made diseases. Wash often with soap or body cleanser to use any water alkaline environment is not good, the ancestor will at the same time to neutralize our body ryeoseo breach the ecological balance of the genital tract during cleaning. Especially frequent cause skin irritation or skin problem in the genital tact and the male cleaner using a weak acid that makes the male genitalia give a good environment must manage the daily reproductive health.

Now who can argue with that?


I got kind of nauseated reading that.
 
2022-07-02 7:10:58 AM  
Wash yo garage area
 
2022-07-02 7:37:49 AM  

Dave and the Mission: BigMax: Ass_Master_Flash: hy do we need men cleaner?

Male genitalia are structurally 2-3 (temperature) Always drain the sweat,because maintaining healthy sperm must make a low. So a lot of sweat from the body of men, humid garage is ventilated area and should not continue to be neglected if the hygiene is the main cause of the stench various made diseases. Wash often with soap or body cleanser to use any water alkaline environment is not good, the ancestor will at the same time to neutralize our body ryeoseo breach the ecological balance of the genital tract during cleaning. Especially frequent cause skin irritation or skin problem in the genital tact and the male cleaner using a weak acid that makes the male genitalia give a good environment must manage the daily reproductive health.

Now who can argue with that?

Exactly!
Never neglect the humid garage area.  Especially considering the 2-3 (temperature).


It still obeys the cardinal rules of Advertising.  There are only 3 types of commercials, really.

* Something TOTALLY AWESOME will happen to you if you use our product!  I.e., the "Swedish Bikini Team" beer commercials from way back, every car commercial that has a hot woman in it, etc.

* Something ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIC will happen to you if you DON'T use our product.  I always think of the hilarious "Got Milk" campaigns with this one, but subtler examples are everywhere.

* You are a deficient, sad, terrible, no-good example of a human being, and NEED our product to be normal, healthy & respected like everyone else.  Hygeine products are notorious for this, going so far as to literally invent medical conditions like "Halitosis" (look it up).  Hypocondriac fearmongering for actual medicines is a close second.
 
2022-07-02 7:40:18 AM  
But did anyone ever answer why we need men cleaner?   Maybe they were attempting to write member cleaner, or quite possibly min-strel.  I've heard a dirty minstrel can be quite fragrant.
 
2022-07-02 7:44:40 AM  
Typing this from hospital. Dyson ball vacuum is a misnomer.
 
2022-07-02 7:51:09 AM  
queensfair.comView Full Size
 
2022-07-02 8:14:24 AM  
I couldn't help but notice the suggestions underneath. it's enough to give a certain Farker flashbacks.
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-07-02 8:21:25 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size


Farkers, you know what to do.
 
2022-07-02 8:25:13 AM  
So this is the male equivalent of the ladies' "shoulder massager" mail-order catalogs used to offer?
 
2022-07-02 9:20:11 AM  
Also...
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-07-02 9:25:10 AM  
All your base belong to us.
 
2022-07-02 9:38:08 AM  
I just want to say that I see no problem here. The description was complete to knowing and to see clear of being the promised goal. All of the peoples are speaking the boast of making funny.
 
2022-07-02 9:41:43 AM  
I only have a 1 car garage <sob>
 
2022-07-02 9:50:45 AM  
Ghoulie soap.
 
2022-07-02 10:13:56 AM  
I have two questions:

1.
Fark user imageView Full Size


2.
betterthanpants.comView Full Size
 
2022-07-02 10:14:55 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-07-02 10:15:17 AM  
Anyone got a screenshot of the guy using the Nair review?
 
2022-07-02 10:23:59 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-07-02 10:34:29 AM  
All your ball belong to us.
 
2022-07-02 10:36:19 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-07-02 10:39:11 AM  
"the ancestor will at the same time to neutralize our body ryeoseo breach the ecological balance of the genital tract during cleaning"

Approved by mothers everywhere!
 
2022-07-02 10:44:13 AM  
Just wash yo balls in the shower guys.
No need for this useless shiat.
 
2022-07-02 10:48:08 AM  

Focks: Maid in Korea


It's farking weird how they know MY intimate area.
 
Displayed 50 of 64 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.