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(Mediaite)   Donald Trump will announce the end of America as a democracy on the 4th of July   (mediaite.com) divider line
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2022-07-01 8:24:19 PM  
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2022-07-01 9:06:49 PM  
Can you imagine that Trump has gained supporters since he lost the 2020 election?  Do yo think that he's actually lost a few on the edge, "okay, I've seen enough of this clown show."

How many votes did he get in 2020?  I'm guessing he would get even less in 2024.

Plus, how delicious would it be if DeSantis got the nomination, and Trump's ego runs third-party?  Best case scenario.
 
2022-07-01 9:24:29 PM  

Earguy: Can you imagine that Trump has gained supporters since he lost the 2020 election?  Do yo think that he's actually lost a few on the edge, "okay, I've seen enough of this clown show."

How many votes did he get in 2020?  I'm guessing he would get even less in 2024.

Plus, how delicious would it be if DeSantis got the nomination, and Trump's ego runs third-party?  Best case scenario.


Watching Trump and DeSantis attack each other would be amazing.
 
2022-07-01 9:53:37 PM  
Alex Jones should be in jail for all the grief and pain he's caused those who lost children at Sandy Hook Elementary School.
 
2022-07-01 9:58:21 PM  
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2022-07-01 10:18:52 PM  

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Better hope that eagle keeps its distance.
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2022-07-01 10:33:11 PM  

Thoreny: Alex Jones should be in jail for all the grief and pain he's caused those who lost children at Sandy Hook Elementary School.


He needs to be "de-barked", if you catch my drift.
 
2022-07-02 12:21:45 AM  
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2022-07-02 12:22:43 AM  

Earguy: How many votes did he get in 2020?  I'm guessing he would get even less in 2024.


He got around 8 million more votes in 2020 than he did in 2016.
 
2022-07-02 12:22:54 AM  
Alex Jones's followers going to overlook that he's a flagrant liar for the umpteenth time in three days.
 
2022-07-02 12:24:31 AM  
Hopefully Trump strokes out and dies on the fourth of July. If it happened during one of his speeches you wouldn't even notice he's such a blithering farking idiot re(dacted).

Die die die on the 4th of July.
 
2022-07-02 12:24:44 AM  

Weatherkiss: Earguy: How many votes did he get in 2020?  I'm guessing he would get even less in 2024.

He got around 8 million more votes in 2020 than he did in 2016.


And Midwest morons with short attention spans already hate Biden while overlooking a whole lot of the past six years.
 
2022-07-02 12:24:52 AM  

Weatherkiss: Earguy: How many votes did he get in 2020?  I'm guessing he would get even less in 2024.

He got around 8 million more votes in 2020 than he did in 2016.


Yep, I know a woman who voted for Clinton in 2016, and then Trump 2020... I just don't understand it.
 
2022-07-02 12:26:06 AM  

Earguy: Can you imagine that Trump has gained supporters since he lost the 2020 election?  Do yo think that he's actually lost a few on the edge, "okay, I've seen enough of this clown show."

How many votes did he get in 2020?  I'm guessing he would get even less in 2024.

Plus, how delicious would it be if DeSantis got the nomination, and Trump's ego runs third-party?  Best case scenario.


Counterpoint: They drive each other further towards insane policy ideas as they try to outdo each other and we wind up with one of them stealing an election and claiming to have the most bone-chilling "mandate" you could possibly imagine.
 
2022-07-02 12:26:50 AM  

dildo tontine: Watching Trump and DeSantis attack each other would be amazing.


The far right tastes blood, and it isn't their own.  They don't worship Trump, they worship fear and hate.  Whoever can deliver that to them, they're fine with.  If Trump appears too weak to lead, they will re-align behind DeSantis and pretend they never followed anyone else.

So I really wouldn't imagine that particular brand of infighting to have much in the way of long term negative effects on the movement's political viability.  The GOP will still be working diligently to fix the election results however they can, they'll just be doing it for a different figurehead.

And oddly, this might actually mean Trump facing consequences, since the right is fine with using the machinery of government to go after opponents, and if DeSantis gets the helm he's not going to tolerate Trump sniping at him from his Florida cesspool.
 
2022-07-02 12:27:18 AM  
finnished:

Yep, I know a woman who voted for Clinton in 2016, and then Trump 2020... I just don't understand it.

Um . . . she has a thing for losers?
 
2022-07-02 12:28:12 AM  
It would be so severely delightful if the inevitable indictment and arrest happens before, during, or shortly after.

Hey, we can't all be hopeless doomers.
 
2022-07-02 12:30:06 AM  
My liver is not ready
 
2022-07-02 12:30:58 AM  

Earguy: Can you imagine that Trump has gained supporters since he lost the 2020 election?  Do yo think that he's actually lost a few on the edge, "okay, I've seen enough of this clown show."

How many votes did he get in 2020?  I'm guessing he would get even less in 2024.

Plus, how delicious would it be if DeSantis got the nomination, and Trump's ego runs third-party?  Best case scenario.


He doesn't need more in 2024.
He needs Biden to have fewer...and that is extremely likely.

Dems need a young, strong, centrist candidate.
 
2022-07-02 12:32:07 AM  
I can't believe Biden and dems farked up so bad that TFG is actually a possibility again...
 
2022-07-02 12:34:23 AM  
Trump will announce his run when his fundraising starts to significantly dip. If he's still raking in the donations from the rubes, he can keep that powder dry until another day. The timing won't be political, it will be driven by his accountant.

Of course word is now getting out that the big donors are throwing money behind De Santis and Pence (IKR) and with the 1/6 committee work now gaining massive national (and international) attention that could be impacting Trump biggly. He's starting to look like an even bigger loser than before, so that could certainly impact his capacity to raise money from the rubes his donors, in which case, yeah, expect an announcement.

Just out of interest, does anyone know what happens to his PAC money if he never winds up being a candidate? Does that mean he just funnels it into Trump businesses as "campaign expenses" and "debt repayment"?
 
2022-07-02 12:34:57 AM  

Markoff_Cheney: It would be so severely delightful if the inevitable indictment and arrest happens before, during, or shortly after.

Hey, we can't all be hopeless doomers.


And he'll go to prison for life.

/ And Emilia Clark, Lady Gaga and Kate Beckinsale will decide that they have been very silly this whole time fighting for my attention....
 
2022-07-02 12:34:59 AM  
Is Alex Jones the guy who claimed to be bankrupt and posted a video of him yelling a horse poop? While his company made millions of dollars and pumping out propaganda? That Alex Jones?
 
2022-07-02 12:35:04 AM  
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2022-07-02 12:37:40 AM  

Earguy: Can you imagine that Trump has gained supporters since he lost the 2020 election?  Do yo think that he's actually lost a few on the edge, "okay, I've seen enough of this clown show."

How many votes did he get in 2020?  I'm guessing he would get even less in 2024.

Plus, how delicious would it be if DeSantis got the nomination, and Trump's ego runs third-party?  Best case scenario.


Smart money says that at this point he is only running because his lawyers say it may help stall prosecution.
 
2022-07-02 12:38:30 AM  

Weatherkiss: Earguy: How many votes did he get in 2020?  I'm guessing he would get even less in 2024.

He got around 8 million more votes in 2020 than he did in 2016.


Trump thanks you for your non-vote in 2016
 
2022-07-02 12:38:48 AM  

Earguy: Can you imagine that Trump has gained supporters since he lost the 2020 election?  Do yo think that he's actually lost a few on the edge, "okay, I've seen enough of this clown show."

How many votes did he get in 2020?  I'm guessing he would get even less in 2024.

Plus, how delicious would it be if DeSantis got the nomination, and Trump's ego runs third-party?  Best case scenario.


Gas was cheaper
 
2022-07-02 12:39:33 AM  
What could be more American than a carnival barking charlatan hijacking the country's oldest and most patriotic holiday to further his own selfish, nationalist political agenda?

Almost brings a tear to your eye just thinking how incredibly amurca it is.
 
2022-07-02 12:39:47 AM  
Ooh, last chance to send Trump some money!
 
2022-07-02 12:40:06 AM  
If Alex Jones told me the sun was going to rise in the east tomorrow, I still would have trouble believing him. So you'll forgive me for not taking his word on this.
 
2022-07-02 12:40:10 AM  

paulleah: Earguy: Can you imagine that Trump has gained supporters since he lost the 2020 election?  Do yo think that he's actually lost a few on the edge, "okay, I've seen enough of this clown show."

How many votes did he get in 2020?  I'm guessing he would get even less in 2024.

Plus, how delicious would it be if DeSantis got the nomination, and Trump's ego runs third-party?  Best case scenario.

He doesn't need more in 2024.
He needs Biden to have fewer...and that is extremely likely.

Dems need a young, strong, centrist candidate.


All that would get us is 'progressives' voting for Trump or staying home.
We are getting a fascist president one way or the other, they will make sure of it, so they can blame us for not voting Bernie.
Unless Bernie is too centrist this week.
 
2022-07-02 12:40:17 AM  

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This is precisely the image he had in mind as he was contemplating his greatest scene ever.
 
2022-07-02 12:40:22 AM  

Dodo David: finnished:

Yep, I know a woman who voted for Clinton in 2016, and then Trump 2020... I just don't understand it.

Um . . . she has a thing for losers?


You're a libertarian, so I'm pretty sure you get it
 
2022-07-02 12:43:49 AM  

Dryad: paulleah: Earguy: Can you imagine that Trump has gained supporters since he lost the 2020 election?  Do yo think that he's actually lost a few on the edge, "okay, I've seen enough of this clown show."

How many votes did he get in 2020?  I'm guessing he would get even less in 2024.

Plus, how delicious would it be if DeSantis got the nomination, and Trump's ego runs third-party?  Best case scenario.

He doesn't need more in 2024.
He needs Biden to have fewer...and that is extremely likely.

Dems need a young, strong, centrist candidate.

All that would get us is 'progressives' voting for Trump or staying home.
We are getting a fascist president one way or the other, they will make sure of it, so they can blame us for not voting Bernie.
Unless Bernie is too centrist this week.


Oh no, SCOTUS decides who is president now.

SURPRISE IT'S A REPUBLICAN.
 
2022-07-02 12:44:01 AM  

monsatano: Dodo David: finnished:

Yep, I know a woman who voted for Clinton in 2016, and then Trump 2020... I just don't understand it.

Um . . . she has a thing for losers?

You're a libertarian, so I'm pretty sure you get it


I WAS a Libertarian for a very short time, but then I regained sobriety.
 
2022-07-02 12:45:22 AM  

Earguy: Can you imagine that Trump has gained supporters since he lost the 2020 election?  Do yo think that he's actually lost a few on the edge, "okay, I've seen enough of this clown show."

How many votes did he get in 2020?  I'm guessing he would get even less in 2024.

Plus, how delicious would it be if DeSantis got the nomination, and Trump's ego runs third-party?  Best case scenario.


stop, stop.

My penis can only get so erect.
 
2022-07-02 12:47:35 AM  

Kumana Wanalaia: Earguy: Can you imagine that Trump has gained supporters since he lost the 2020 election?  Do yo think that he's actually lost a few on the edge, "okay, I've seen enough of this clown show."

How many votes did he get in 2020?  I'm guessing he would get even less in 2024.

Plus, how delicious would it be if DeSantis got the nomination, and Trump's ego runs third-party?  Best case scenario.

stop, stop.

My penis can only get so erect.


Ah. So, Fark IS your personal erotica site.
 
2022-07-02 12:47:47 AM  

monsatano: Weatherkiss: Earguy: How many votes did he get in 2020?  I'm guessing he would get even less in 2024.

He got around 8 million more votes in 2020 than he did in 2016.

Trump thanks you for your non-vote in 2016


wat. I voted in 2016.
 
2022-07-02 12:51:31 AM  

Markoff_Cheney: It would be so severely delightful if the inevitable indictment and arrest happens before, during, or shortly after.

Hey, we can't all be hopeless doomers.


Isn't this run really about his defense fund? That's why the GOP fears the announcement so early, he is stealing their coffers...
 
2022-07-02 12:51:34 AM  

Dodo David: monsatano: Dodo David: finnished:

Yep, I know a woman who voted for Clinton in 2016, and then Trump 2020... I just don't understand it.

Um . . . she has a thing for losers?

You're a libertarian, so I'm pretty sure you get it

I WAS a Libertarian for a very short time, but then I regained sobriety.


You realize that everyone here can read your posts, right?
 
2022-07-02 12:53:03 AM  
Hasn't he been running this whole time?  Isn't that the whole point of those rallies?
 
2022-07-02 12:53:34 AM  

iheartscotch: Markoff_Cheney: It would be so severely delightful if the inevitable indictment and arrest happens before, during, or shortly after.

Hey, we can't all be hopeless doomers.

And he'll go to prison for life.

/ And Emilia Clark, Lady Gaga and Kate Beckinsale will decide that they have been very silly this whole time fighting for my attention....


Here is how I see it. The wheels of justice turn slowly but grind exceedingly fine.
I have patience, we sat through 4 years of criming, it took some balls.
Garland probably has an axe to grind, missing out on that lifetime bennies gig.

If nothing happens to him, our country is done and I am leaving it. Simple as that.
I was going to have my dead brother's AR-15 I inherited melted down to make into an art piece, but alas, I am keeping it and a healthy set of other stuff handy in case shiat really gets fun.

I'm not the AG, and am not a lawyer or prosecutor, so to say NOTHING GONNA HAPPEN is farking foolish for most of us.

I don't want to participate in the circle jerk of impatient farkwads is all. Something about coming at the king best not miss, but the king is a farking clown and we all know he should have been arrested the day he left office. 

Either way, don't let your days be ruined with worry until shiat really gets hot.
 
2022-07-02 12:53:45 AM  

Weatherkiss: monsatano: Weatherkiss: Earguy: How many votes did he get in 2020?  I'm guessing he would get even less in 2024.

He got around 8 million more votes in 2020 than he did in 2016.

Trump thanks you for your non-vote in 2016

wat. I voted in 2016.


I thought you were on the fence

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2022-07-02 12:54:16 AM  

paulleah: Dems need a young, strong, centrist candidate.


All I hear is "Dems need a candidate who won't fight for my rights and will jerk off corporations."

That's a no from me dog, and a 'burn in hell' vote in the primary. You do know our center is where the GOP used to be right? Eff that.
 
2022-07-02 12:54:41 AM  

bitterfly2die: Markoff_Cheney: It would be so severely delightful if the inevitable indictment and arrest happens before, during, or shortly after.

Hey, we can't all be hopeless doomers.

Isn't this run really about his defense fund? That's why the GOP fears the announcement so early, he is stealing their coffers...


Any funds raised since the election can be considered fraud per an earlier article today.
Russian funds and interest seem to be tied up with a war, the midterms are going to be absolutely unpredictable.
 
2022-07-02 12:55:17 AM  

monsatano: Dodo David: monsatano: Dodo David: finnished:

Yep, I know a woman who voted for Clinton in 2016, and then Trump 2020... I just don't understand it.

Um . . . she has a thing for losers?

You're a libertarian, so I'm pretty sure you get it

I WAS a Libertarian for a very short time, but then I regained sobriety.

You realize that everyone here can read your posts, right?


Are you implying that I am not now sober?
 
2022-07-02 12:56:17 AM  
I'll probably fart on Monday too.
 
2022-07-02 12:56:36 AM  

monsatano: Weatherkiss: monsatano: Weatherkiss: Earguy: How many votes did he get in 2020?  I'm guessing he would get even less in 2024.

He got around 8 million more votes in 2020 than he did in 2016.

Trump thanks you for your non-vote in 2016

wat. I voted in 2016.

I thought you were on the fence

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I was but I eventually voted for the only realistic candidate who had a chance of winning. I speak, of course, about Vermin Supreme.
 
2022-07-02 1:02:05 AM  
DeSantis can't be his running mate since they both live in Florida.
 
2022-07-02 1:02:13 AM  

Weatherkiss: Earguy: How many votes did he get in 2020?  I'm guessing he would get even less in 2024.

He got around 8 million more votes in 2020 than he did in 2016.


Well, considering the Covid death rate skews towards more dead republicans, I'd imagine he'll get fewer votes.
 
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