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2022-07-01 4:54:12 PM  
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2022-07-01 5:27:33 PM  
People in positions of authority behaving like normal human beings and enjoying the moment??

HOW CAN WE LET THIS STAND??

Or is this assclown happy seeing TFG standing in front of an enormous stack of hamberders?
 
2022-07-01 6:41:31 PM  
F*ck off, subby
 
2022-07-01 8:10:40 PM  
I would bet that Amy Klobuchar knows her way around a grill.
 
2022-07-01 8:43:11 PM  
Guy says bizarre, I say unique. How I appreciate something besides the sam ol' same ol'.
 
2022-07-01 9:18:30 PM  
How weird that politicians would be photographed grilling burgers on Fourth of July weekend.
 
2022-07-01 10:48:50 PM  
Dyslexia caused me to read "grifters" in the headline.  Was confused.

Double checked and saw that it was "grillers."  Still confused.
 
2022-07-01 10:49:41 PM  
Looks like old photos from the Iowa caucus.
 
2022-07-01 10:52:48 PM  
Just like the "Biden riding a bike but falls" weirdos, we're now being asked to condemn normal people doing normal things vs. Trump's weird "you'll never catch me on a bicycle" and conclude that the flesh pod in its media-safe cocoon is what's normal.  These are the same people who would claim they'd vote for Bush because they'd rather have a beer with him, but wouldn't think twice about Bush opening the beer bottle with his farking asshole.
 
2022-07-01 10:53:16 PM  
Yes, people cooking hamburgers, how strange.
 
2022-07-01 10:54:20 PM  
Look at just how happy those centrists are celebrating the country during July 4th. There sure is a lot to celebrate, I guess. Personally, I'm skipping the July 4th celebration as I'd rather use it as a time to grieve what's about to happen to the country after all those SCOTUS decisions. But then again I'm just a progressive who wants unicorn farts like people not suffering and dying needlessly.
 
2022-07-01 10:54:36 PM  
Eating red meat is the rolling coal of eating.

Grilling dead cow flesh using hydrocarbons is just doubling down. "Look at me burn up the rotting remnants of this extreme methane producer using carbon spewing heat sources because it tastes good to me and my selfish expectations are more important than the environment."

Great farking example for the people. I expect this out of Rick Perry, but apparently we need our "liberal" leaders to act like troglodytes because reasons.
 
2022-07-01 10:54:57 PM  
Dark Brandon...hahaha
 
2022-07-01 10:55:47 PM  
Buttigieg has the flame too high. The meat is going to be hard and dry on the bottom. The wieners will taste like shiat.
 
2022-07-01 10:55:56 PM  
That Biden picture is 100% uncle Joe. He's in his element. Having fun. Clicking tongs twice.

But the perspective is farking weird,
 
2022-07-01 10:56:15 PM  

Cinedelic: Dyslexia caused me to read "grifters" in the headline.  Was confused.

Double checked and saw that it was "grillers."  Still confused.


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2022-07-01 10:56:18 PM  

Weatherkiss: Look at just how happy those centrists are celebrating the country during July 4th. There sure is a lot to celebrate, I guess. Personally, I'm skipping the July 4th celebration as I'd rather use it as a time to grieve what's about to happen to the country after all those SCOTUS decisions. But then again I'm just a progressive who wants unicorn farts like people not suffering and dying needlessly.


BUILD THE FENCE!
 
2022-07-01 10:56:55 PM  

Shaggy_C: Eating red meat is the rolling coal of eating.

Grilling dead cow flesh using hydrocarbons is just doubling down. "Look at me burn up the rotting remnants of this extreme methane producer using carbon spewing heat sources because it tastes good to me and my selfish expectations are more important than the environment."

Great farking example for the people. I expect this out of Rick Perry, but apparently we need our "liberal" leaders to act like troglodytes because reasons.


Shut up, nerd. Grilling is delicious.
 
2022-07-01 10:57:28 PM  

Shaggy_C: Eating red meat is the rolling coal of eating.

Grilling dead cow flesh using hydrocarbons is just doubling down. "Look at me burn up the rotting remnants of this extreme methane producer using carbon spewing heat sources because it tastes good to me and my selfish expectations are more important than the environment."

Great farking example for the people. I expect this out of Rick Perry, but apparently we need our "liberal" leaders to act like troglodytes because reasons.


I wasn't expecting a libertarian to be against eating meat, but here we are
 
2022-07-01 10:58:23 PM  

Shaggy_C: Eating red meat is the rolling coal of eating.

Grilling dead cow flesh using hydrocarbons is just doubling down. "Look at me burn up the rotting remnants of this extreme methane producer using carbon spewing heat sources because it tastes good to me and my selfish expectations are more important than the environment."

Great farking example for the people. I expect this out of Rick Perry, but apparently we need our "liberal" leaders to act like troglodytes because reasons.


Rick Perry got a D in Meats. I wouldn't trust him around a grill.
 
2022-07-01 10:59:31 PM  
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2022-07-01 10:59:36 PM  
Phyllis Griller

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2022-07-01 10:59:57 PM  
This appears to be an event from 2019.  Way to keep up with the news, subby.

https://www.eater.com/2019/9/24/20881749/iowa-steak-fry-democratic-candidates-joe-biden-elizabeth-warren-pete-buttigieg

Also Tulsi Gabbard apparently grilled veggie burgers.  Because of course that Russian asset absolutely would.
 
2022-07-01 11:00:21 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Shaggy_C: Eating red meat is the rolling coal of eating.

Grilling dead cow flesh using hydrocarbons is just doubling down. "Look at me burn up the rotting remnants of this extreme methane producer using carbon spewing heat sources because it tastes good to me and my selfish expectations are more important than the environment."

Great farking example for the people. I expect this out of Rick Perry, but apparently we need our "liberal" leaders to act like troglodytes because reasons.

Rick Perry got a D in Meats. I wouldn't trust him around a grill.


There is legitimate class just called "Meats?"  How is that possible?
 
2022-07-01 11:00:37 PM  
I am actually impressed by the heat-resistant camera that was able to bring us these pictures. Thanks subby for sharing a neat view of how awesome our President is
 
2022-07-01 11:00:43 PM  
It's no omelette bar.
 
2022-07-01 11:01:20 PM  
You know it's fake news because there's no ketchup dripping from the walls.
 
2022-07-01 11:02:07 PM  
How embarrassing.  Anyways,

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2022-07-01 11:03:40 PM  

HighwayBill: Gordon Bennett: Shaggy_C: Eating red meat is the rolling coal of eating.

Grilling dead cow flesh using hydrocarbons is just doubling down. "Look at me burn up the rotting remnants of this extreme methane producer using carbon spewing heat sources because it tastes good to me and my selfish expectations are more important than the environment."

Great farking example for the people. I expect this out of Rick Perry, but apparently we need our "liberal" leaders to act like troglodytes because reasons.

Rick Perry got a D in Meats. I wouldn't trust him around a grill.

There is legitimate class just called "Meats?"  How is that possible?


Texas
 
2022-07-01 11:04:17 PM  

CCNP: Buttigieg has the flame too high. The meat is going to be hard and dry on the bottom. The wieners will taste like shiat.


NTTAWWT
 
2022-07-01 11:04:36 PM  

Shaggy_C: Eating red meat is the rolling coal of eating.

Grilling dead cow flesh using hydrocarbons is just doubling down. "Look at me burn up the rotting remnants of this extreme methane producer using carbon spewing heat sources because it tastes good to me and my selfish expectations are more important than the environment."

Great farking example for the people. I expect this out of Rick Perry, but apparently we need our "liberal" leaders to act like troglodytes because reasons.


I think that I will eat a roast-beef sandwich in your honor.
 
2022-07-01 11:04:57 PM  

Night Train to Wakanda: Shut up, nerd. Grilling is delicious.


Do you run cyclists off the road, too? "Fark you and your attempts to make the world a better place, pussy!"
 
2022-07-01 11:08:11 PM  
Not sure why but when I read the headline I expected to see Ted Cruz.
 
2022-07-01 11:08:14 PM  
I looked at the follow up tweets, Ray.
 
2022-07-01 11:09:30 PM  

Shaggy_C: Eating red meat is the rolling coal of eating.

Grilling dead cow flesh using hydrocarbons is just doubling down. "Look at me burn up the rotting remnants of this extreme methane producer using carbon spewing heat sources because it tastes good to me and my selfish expectations are more important than the environment."

Great farking example for the people. I expect this out of Rick Perry, but apparently we need our "liberal" leaders to act like troglodytes because reasons.


Step off my dog, grill.
 
2022-07-01 11:09:43 PM  
And are we going to talk about the brown mustard? Why isn't anyone talking about the brown mustard?!? It was brown mustard.
 
2022-07-01 11:10:51 PM  
Presidential race-baiting?
 
2022-07-01 11:12:38 PM  

Shaggy_C: Night Train to Wakanda: Shut up, nerd. Grilling is delicious.

Do you run cyclists off the road, too? "Fark you and your attempts to make the world a better place, pussy!"


Another "libertarian" trying to enforce his tyranny on the rest of us.
 
2022-07-01 11:14:01 PM  

emersonbiggins: How embarrassing.  Anyways,

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2022-07-01 11:14:44 PM  

Dodo David: I think that I will eat a roast-beef sandwich in your honor.


You totally own me with your antisocial behaviour. Roll coal, baby! Haha, totally made the liberal on the internets mad. Maybe you can shoot a gun into the air, too, and trigger me with how much freedom you have. Just make sure you look down the barrel to double check if it's loaded.
 
2022-07-01 11:14:52 PM  

CCNP: Buttigieg has the flame too high. The meat is going to be hard and dry on the bottom. The wieners will taste like shiat.


Am I catching some vague homophobia here?
 
2022-07-01 11:16:30 PM  

Shaggy_C: Night Train to Wakanda: Shut up, nerd. Grilling is delicious.

Do you run cyclists off the road, too? "Fark you and your attempts to make the world a better place, pussy!"


Yes. I am Jeremy Clarkson times ten.
 
2022-07-01 11:17:55 PM  
There's absolute horrific Holocaust remark potential to these pics
 
2022-07-01 11:18:25 PM  

Corn_Fed: Another "libertarian" trying to enforce his tyranny on the rest of us.


LoL. Do you think smoking bans are tyranny? How about bans on leaded gasoline? Or cars with less than 10mpg?

When something is as destructive to public health, the environment, and global climate as animal flesh consumption, banning it isn't 'tyranny', it's common sense.
 
2022-07-01 11:18:34 PM  
Shouldn't they be out helping illegal immigrants give gay abortions instead?
 
2022-07-01 11:19:13 PM  

IgG4: I would bet that Amy Klobuchar knows her way around a grill.


THE KLOB KNOWS HER BBQ!
 
2022-07-01 11:19:54 PM  

Wireless Joe: Just like the "Biden riding a bike but falls" weirdos, we're now being asked to condemn normal people doing normal things vs. Trump's weird "you'll never catch me on a bicycle" and conclude that the flesh pod in its media-safe cocoon is what's normal.  These are the same people who would claim they'd vote for Bush because they'd rather have a beer with him, but wouldn't think twice about Bush opening the beer bottle with his farking asshole.


I have zero doubts a guy that drives an unrestored C3 knows his way around a grill. I bet he also knows how to make 5-6 different cocktails and can play a mean game of 9-ball.
 
2022-07-01 11:20:12 PM  

Fart_Machine: emersonbiggins: How embarrassing.  Anyways,

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2022-07-01 11:20:40 PM  

Shaggy_C: Dodo David: I think that I will eat a roast-beef sandwich in your honor.

You totally own me with your antisocial behaviour. Roll coal, baby! Haha, totally made the liberal on the internets mad. Maybe you can shoot a gun into the air, too, and trigger me with how much freedom you have. Just make sure you look down the barrel to double check if it's loaded.


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2022-07-01 11:21:03 PM  

Shaggy_C: Dodo David: I think that I will eat a roast-beef sandwich in your honor.

You totally own me with your antisocial behaviour. Roll coal, baby! Haha, totally made the liberal on the internets mad. Maybe you can shoot a gun into the air, too, and trigger me with how much freedom you have. Just make sure you look down the barrel to double check if it's loaded.


I do not envy the hangover that you are going to have once you sober up.
 
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