Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(ABC7 New York)   I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and BITES YOU ON THE ASS .... Shark: Challenge accepted ... [CHOMP]   (abc7ny.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Nassau County, New York, Nassau County Executive Bruce Blakeman, Long Island, shore businesses, added patrols, towns of Oyster Bay, Jersey Shore, North Hempstead  
•       •       •

1778 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Jul 2022 at 4:30 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



19 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2022-07-01 3:28:55 PM  
...possible shark bite Thursday, with Nassau County Executive Bruce Blakeman saying...

I assume the shark from jaws got his law degree and then started a career in politics.
 
2022-07-01 4:13:46 PM  
Love to prove that wouldn't you? Get your name in the National Geographic.
 
2022-07-01 4:36:30 PM  
Shark had one taste of a Lawn Guy Lander and couldn't get the flavor of knock off Dolce cologne and fake gold out of its mouth.
 
2022-07-01 4:38:59 PM  
Say what you will, but the mayor of Shark City had one hell of a suit.
 
2022-07-01 4:39:07 PM  
I'm a shark!
I'm a shaaark!
I'll bite your ass!
I'm a shark!
 
2022-07-01 4:42:45 PM  
Amity MEANS Friendship...
 
2022-07-01 4:45:20 PM  
Sharks trying to make the world a better place by chomping down on drunken guidos.
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-07-01 4:45:22 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-07-01 4:48:01 PM  

Boo_Guy: Sharks trying to make the world a better place by chomping down on drunken guidos.
[Fark user image 536x336]


What the fark happened to Green Day?
 
2022-07-01 4:52:38 PM  
Quote from man bitten: "What are you going to do? Bite me?"
 
2022-07-01 4:58:33 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-07-01 4:59:29 PM  
My dad has a Navy story about swimming in the Med off Cyprus. They had a few floating socks and a couple of small patrol boats around the swimmers.  Apparently they lowered the elevator all the way (JFK carrier) and let swimmers dive off and swim around.
On the patrol boats were Marines with rifles looking for sharks.

He said he dove off once, swam to a dock, swam to the ladder and got the hell out.

/csb
 
2022-07-01 5:10:54 PM  

EBN-OZN: I'm a shark! I'm a shaaark! I'll bite your ass! I'm a shark!

Fark user imageView Full Size

 
2022-07-01 5:46:18 PM  
But it's a summer town.

Jaws [1975]: Mayor of Amity Island, Larry Vaughn: "Amity Means Friendship"
Youtube 100X1R2fkKA
 
2022-07-01 6:03:54 PM  
The Onion Looks Back At 'Jaws'
Youtube zPOX2kNAZ6I
 
2022-07-01 6:15:11 PM  

UngaBeat: [Fark user image image 850x637]


Sick vandalism of a public service message!
 
2022-07-01 6:19:05 PM  
Sharks in six!
 
2022-07-01 8:39:54 PM  

Evil Mackerel: [Fark user image image 480x200]


What is that from??
 
2022-07-01 10:58:55 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
Displayed 19 of 19 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.