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(Daily Mail)   Anyone else would be arrested but it's fine and dandy when an Orangutan does it   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2022-07-01 9:41:33 PM  
Yeah that's a learned behavior.
 
2022-07-01 9:42:17 PM  
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2022-07-01 9:42:53 PM  
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2022-07-01 9:43:19 PM  
He's cute, but not as cute as she is.
 
2022-07-01 9:43:29 PM  
Notice the orange color and other resemblances to Trump.
 
2022-07-01 9:44:04 PM  
It's a lot harder to stop an orangutan, plus they pull out the whole "endangered species" card.
 
2022-07-01 9:44:51 PM  

lilbjorn: Notice the orange color and other resemblances to Trump.


Yeah, you can tell it's not a Biden orangutan as it didn't sniff the lady. Well that and the lady was too old.
 
ecl
2022-07-01 9:46:59 PM  

OBBN: lilbjorn: Notice the orange color and other resemblances to Trump.

Yeah, you can tell it's not a Biden orangutan as it didn't sniff the lady. Well that and the lady was too old.


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2022-07-01 9:47:17 PM  
Right turn, Clyde.
 
2022-07-01 9:48:10 PM  
Ook.
 
2022-07-01 9:48:26 PM  
Oook!
 
2022-07-01 9:51:03 PM  
Just going to go ahead and add those to my incel trolling collection...
 
2022-07-01 9:52:50 PM  
When you are an orangutan, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab em by the pussy. You can do anything.
 
2022-07-01 9:54:17 PM  
Ook?
 
2022-07-01 9:57:33 PM  
Looks like Trump when he burst into the underage beauty contest dressing room.
 
2022-07-01 10:00:23 PM  

lilbjorn: Notice the orange color and other resemblances to Trump.


She looks nothing like Trump.
 
2022-07-01 10:02:47 PM  
The love child of Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene

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2022-07-01 10:10:55 PM  
So this is what the Librarian gets up to when he's out and about
 
2022-07-01 10:18:23 PM  

mrparks: Yeah that's a learned behavior.


I was thinking it's possible that he learned it because he figured out what makes the tourists pay more attention to him.  Some primates fling poo at us because they're behind bars and can't grab our tits. The smart ones see how people react when others throw feces at the people who can give them food despite the signs saying "Don't Feed the Animals."

Or maybe he's just a lecherous orangutan.  He's wearing pants so you can't really tell if he's getting aroused.  Or that "he" is really a girl.
 
2022-07-01 10:18:35 PM  
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2022-07-01 10:29:52 PM  
Luckily that monkey isn't American or else he'd probably be Junior Republican Senator shiatfling by this point.
 
2022-07-01 10:33:46 PM  

ecl: OBBN: lilbjorn: Notice the orange color and other resemblances to Trump.

Yeah, you can tell it's not a Biden orangutan as it didn't sniff the lady. Well that and the lady was too old.

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Orang utans are intelligent, amiable, and athletic. So, the opposite of TFG
 
2022-07-01 10:39:03 PM  
Yeah. Discrimination. When a monkey starts masturbating, and flinging its faeces at people, that's fine...
 
2022-07-01 10:47:52 PM  
So when is he being appointed to the Supreme Court?
 
2022-07-01 10:51:09 PM  
daily mail? Was totally expecting this guy. Son, I am dissapoint.
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2022-07-01 10:55:36 PM  
Orangutans are supposedly the most intelligent of primates, except humans. After seeing these comments I'm inclined to doubt that, and put them on top.

/not including me, of course
 
2022-07-01 11:03:17 PM  
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2022-07-01 11:06:07 PM  
Jokes on the orangutan! There is a 50/50 chance that "lady" is a boy.
 
2022-07-01 11:07:12 PM  
I feel that the internet is full of monkeys going for boob.
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2022-07-01 11:10:03 PM  

swahnhennessy: I feel that the internet is full of monkeys going for boob.
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You would too, if they giggled and took pics. We try that and we're going to jail
 
2022-07-01 11:32:51 PM  
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I learned it from you, Clyde! I learned it from you!
 
2022-07-02 12:02:43 AM  
If that's a male, it's a juvenile. The adult males get that deflated football face

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2022-07-02 12:14:21 AM  

Mega Steve: If that's a male, it's a juvenile. The adult males get that deflated football face

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Orangutan Lesbian is the name of my competitive slam poetry collective.
 
2022-07-02 12:26:54 AM  

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Right turn Clyde.
 
2022-07-02 12:35:11 AM  

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Oh my God, gross. How could put that disgusting monkey right next to that cute Orangutan.
 
2022-07-02 12:41:24 AM  

JRoo: SloppyFrenchKisser: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Oh my God, gross. How could put that disgusting monkey right next to that cute Orangutan.


Humans are apes, don't be mean to monkeys.
 
2022-07-02 12:54:08 AM  
Don't called the librarian an ape or a monkey......ook, ook. Got any bannas?


On a side note same sex or not she is cute.
 
2022-07-02 12:57:18 AM  

Dewey Fidalgo: JRoo: SloppyFrenchKisser: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Oh my God, gross. How could put that disgusting monkey right next to that cute Orangutan.

Humans are apes, don't be mean to monkeys.


Humans are also old world monkeys.
 
2022-07-02 1:26:14 AM  
It's called inter-species erotica.
 
2022-07-02 2:19:37 AM  

Trocadero: Mega Steve: If that's a male, it's a juvenile. The adult males get that deflated football face

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Orangutan Lesbian is the name of my competitive slam poetry collective.


Or an outstanding gals bar in WeHo.
 
2022-07-02 2:54:02 AM  
I have a favorite GIF of an elephant getting a little friendly with a buxom bikini-clad model, but if I post it on Fark again, I'll get a little vacation...

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2022-07-02 6:30:02 AM  

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2022-07-02 11:53:17 AM  

OBBN: lilbjorn: Notice the orange color and other resemblances to Trump.

Yeah, you can tell it's not a Biden orangutan as it didn't sniff the lady. Well that and the lady was too old.


Just a thought.  You might not want to go with "she's too old" when you're what-abouting to defend Trump.
 
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