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2022-07-01 12:56:40 PM  
I am sure everyone heard but Logan Paul signed a multi-year deal with the WWE. I guess OF & TikTok didn't have enough clout for them or something. And GCW almost put the death back in "deathmatch" last night. Remember, don't jab someone with a broken light tube to the inside of an arm or leg! That's where nature decided major arteries go as they are better protected there. Do you know better than Mother Nature???
 
2022-07-01 7:49:41 PM  

isamudyson: I am sure everyone heard but Logan Paul signed a multi-year deal with the WWE. I guess OF & TikTok didn't have enough clout for them or something. And GCW almost put the death back in "deathmatch" last night. Remember, don't jab someone with a broken light tube to the inside of an arm or leg! That's where nature decided major arteries go as they are better protected there. Do you know better than Mother Nature???


Both topics you brought up make me want to puke, lol.
 
2022-07-01 7:55:55 PM  

isamudyson: I am sure everyone heard but Logan Paul signed a multi-year deal with the WWE. I guess OF & TikTok didn't have enough clout for them or something. And GCW almost put the death back in "deathmatch" last night. Remember, don't jab someone with a broken light tube to the inside of an arm or leg! That's where nature decided major arteries go as they are better protected there. Do you know better than Mother Nature???


I was dreading the Loga. Paul match when I went to WM (suck it marks), but he honestly won me over.  Dude looked the part, is athletic, and like him or not knows how to entertain.  Watching him feel the crowd hate him after hitting the three amigos, and the. shimmying before a ( pretty good) frog splash kinda sold me.

As far as GCW, they employ Nic Gage and actively try to out do themselves on the extreme stuff.  Deathmatch stuf has ZERO appeal to me, and frankly the authorities need to shut them down when they do shiat like this
 
2022-07-01 7:58:45 PM  
Just remember, no matter how long your week was, you still weren't as in over your head as Adam Cole was at Forbidden Door. The show where Dave gave every match over **** except.........the womens match.
 
2022-07-01 7:59:36 PM  
In other WTF was he thinking news apparently Joey Ryan was a skipper on the Jungle Cruise at Disneyworld, and got fired.

Not defending the guy but, As far As I know, none of the allegations have been proven, and everyone deserves to earn a living.

But come on man, based on your allegations, wrestling gimmicks, and viral internet video working at a theme park may not be for you.
 
2022-07-01 8:00:37 PM  

ZM Punk: isamudyson: I am sure everyone heard but Logan Paul signed a multi-year deal with the WWE. I guess OF & TikTok didn't have enough clout for them or something. And GCW almost put the death back in "deathmatch" last night. Remember, don't jab someone with a broken light tube to the inside of an arm or leg! That's where nature decided major arteries go as they are better protected there. Do you know better than Mother Nature???

I was dreading the Loga. Paul match when I went to WM (suck it marks), but he honestly won me over.  Dude looked the part, is athletic, and like him or not knows how to entertain.  Watching him feel the crowd hate him after hitting the three amigos, and the. shimmying before a ( pretty good) frog splash kinda sold me.

As far as GCW, they employ Nic Gage and actively try to out do themselves on the extreme stuff.  Deathmatch stuf has ZERO appeal to me, and frankly the authorities need to shut them down when they do shiat like this


Shut them down.........or sign Alec Baldwin.
 
2022-07-01 8:01:33 PM  

ZM Punk: In other WTF was he thinking news apparently Joey Ryan was a skipper on the Jungle Cruise at Disneyworld, and got fired.

Not defending the guy but, As far As I know, none of the allegations have been proven, and everyone deserves to earn a living.

But come on man, based on your allegations, wrestling gimmicks, and viral internet video working at a theme park may not be for you.


Wait, did he get fired because the internet found out? That's pretty shiatty if he was just doing his job. And I hate the guy.
 
2022-07-01 8:01:51 PM  
LADDER PARTY PROMO
 
2022-07-01 8:02:30 PM  

indybill23: Just remember, no matter how long your week was, you still weren't as in over your head as Adam Cole was at Forbidden Door. The show where Dave gave every match over **** except.........the womens match.


It is really weird how hung up you get on some guys.
 
2022-07-01 8:02:45 PM  

indybill23: Wait, did he get fired because the internet found out? That's pretty shiatty if he was just doing his job. And I hate the guy.


I havent found a definitive reason TBH.  But I also only cared for the time it took me to read the dirt sheets in my elimination chamber
 
2022-07-01 8:02:48 PM  
How is Omos not on a ladder and still taller than Sami?
 
2022-07-01 8:02:52 PM  

indybill23: Just remember, no matter how long your week was, you still weren't as in over your head as Adam Cole was at Forbidden Door. The show where Dave gave every match over **** except.........the womens match.


I keep hearing he was in over his head, what exactly happened
 
2022-07-01 8:03:08 PM  
Omos is like "I ain't going up there", lol.
 
2022-07-01 8:04:03 PM  

NKURyan: indybill23: Just remember, no matter how long your week was, you still weren't as in over your head as Adam Cole was at Forbidden Door. The show where Dave gave every match over **** except.........the womens match.

It is really weird how hung up you get on some guys.


One of the other sites I go to is a MASSIVE anti-Cole site. Like worse than I am on Samoa Joe.
 
2022-07-01 8:04:17 PM  

isamudyson: I am sure everyone heard but Logan Paul signed a multi-year deal with the WWE. I guess OF & TikTok didn't have enough clout for them or something. And GCW almost put the death back in "deathmatch" last night. Remember, don't jab someone with a broken light tube to the inside of an arm or leg! That's where nature decided major arteries go as they are better protected there. Do you know better than Mother Nature???


OF....Tik Tok....back in my day, you tried to Tout your Taint for Totalfark.
 
2022-07-01 8:04:30 PM  

natural316: indybill23: Just remember, no matter how long your week was, you still weren't as in over your head as Adam Cole was at Forbidden Door. The show where Dave gave every match over **** except.........the womens match.

I keep hearing he was in over his head, what exactly happened


You keep hearing it from one guy.

The end of the match was botched. Most normal people immediately thought it was due to injury and reports are he suffered a concussion.
 
2022-07-01 8:04:48 PM  
I dislike this.
 
2022-07-01 8:05:04 PM  

natural316: indybill23: Just remember, no matter how long your week was, you still weren't as in over your head as Adam Cole was at Forbidden Door. The show where Dave gave every match over **** except.........the womens match.

I keep hearing he was in over his head, what exactly happened


Didnt watch, but I assume its cause hes built like Dale gribble, and pulled a hammy after he slapped his leg one too many times in the match.
 
2022-07-01 8:05:16 PM  

ZM Punk: indybill23: Wait, did he get fired because the internet found out? That's pretty shiatty if he was just doing his job. And I hate the guy.

I havent found a definitive reason TBH.  But I also only cared for the time it took me to read the dirt sheets in my elimination chamber


That's all the time I'd spend on it too, but still, let the guy live if it's something like that.
 
2022-07-01 8:06:20 PM  

natural316: indybill23: Just remember, no matter how long your week was, you still weren't as in over your head as Adam Cole was at Forbidden Door. The show where Dave gave every match over **** except.........the womens match.

I keep hearing he was in over his head, what exactly happened


He sucked the life out of the match then he got injured and botched the finish.
 
2022-07-01 8:06:48 PM  

indybill23: NKURyan: indybill23: Just remember, no matter how long your week was, you still weren't as in over your head as Adam Cole was at Forbidden Door. The show where Dave gave every match over **** except.........the womens match.

It is really weird how hung up you get on some guys.

One of the other sites I go to is a MASSIVE anti-Cole site. Like worse than I am on Samoa Joe.


Okay? Just seems like a really weird thing to get fired up about but I guess they can do whatever they want. Seems like a genuinely nice guy who has done a ton of really good work over the years but OMG HE SO FAT.
 
2022-07-01 8:07:09 PM  

NKURyan: natural316: indybill23: Just remember, no matter how long your week was, you still weren't as in over your head as Adam Cole was at Forbidden Door. The show where Dave gave every match over **** except.........the womens match.

I keep hearing he was in over his head, what exactly happened

You keep hearing it from one guy.

The end of the match was botched. Most normal people immediately thought it was due to injury and reports are he suffered a concussion.


Lol, if you think it's one guy, you really need to go outside of Fark.
 
2022-07-01 8:07:37 PM  
Make Fight night the last entrant by Putting Butch on Hollands shoulder and drape a trenchcoat over both of em.

or Miz....Id take the Miz too
 
2022-07-01 8:07:37 PM  
Well, this is a different opening to the show. I kinda like it.

And this guy too....

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2022-07-01 8:07:39 PM  
Hey it's Elias's younger brother Ezekiel.
 
2022-07-01 8:08:24 PM  

indybill23: natural316: indybill23: Just remember, no matter how long your week was, you still weren't as in over your head as Adam Cole was at Forbidden Door. The show where Dave gave every match over **** except.........the womens match.

I keep hearing he was in over his head, what exactly happened

He sucked the life out of the match then he got injured and botched the finish.


Half the projected card gets injured and can't participate but let's be really nasty to Cole! Makes sense.
 
2022-07-01 8:08:35 PM  
how many different mics are in this segment?
 
2022-07-01 8:08:52 PM  
I guess KO's officially out.
 
2022-07-01 8:09:16 PM  

NKURyan: I guess KO's officially out.


yeah.. some undisclosed injury
 
2022-07-01 8:09:51 PM  

NKURyan: indybill23: natural316: indybill23: Just remember, no matter how long your week was, you still weren't as in over your head as Adam Cole was at Forbidden Door. The show where Dave gave every match over **** except.........the womens match.

I keep hearing he was in over his head, what exactly happened

He sucked the life out of the match then he got injured and botched the finish.

Half the projected card gets injured and can't participate but let's be really nasty to Cole! Makes sense.


You're right, I've been so kind to CM Punk.
 
2022-07-01 8:10:03 PM  
Time to speak with Zeke!

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Look, it's that bald boring guy & the kind of funny one:
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And now the "Not GM":

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This totally isn't counterprogramming vs AEW. Honest!
 
2022-07-01 8:10:31 PM  
I want to like Moss, but I keep getting Mojo Ryley vibes
 
2022-07-01 8:10:40 PM  

indybill23: NKURyan: natural316: indybill23: Just remember, no matter how long your week was, you still weren't as in over your head as Adam Cole was at Forbidden Door. The show where Dave gave every match over **** except.........the womens match.

I keep hearing he was in over his head, what exactly happened

You keep hearing it from one guy.

The end of the match was botched. Most normal people immediately thought it was due to injury and reports are he suffered a concussion.

Lol, if you think it's one guy, you really need to go outside of Fark.


One guy in these threads, but sure, I'll get right on spending more time among the quality denizens of the internet wrestling community at large. Can't believe I'm missing out on that!
 
2022-07-01 8:10:54 PM  
My mom is rooting for Happy Corbin, the dementia is starting.
 
2022-07-01 8:11:45 PM  

The Bestest: NKURyan: I guess KO's officially out.

yeah.. some undisclosed injury


Nah, he found out he had to change planes in DFW & said "screw it!"
 
2022-07-01 8:11:47 PM  

NKURyan: indybill23: NKURyan: natural316: indybill23: Just remember, no matter how long your week was, you still weren't as in over your head as Adam Cole was at Forbidden Door. The show where Dave gave every match over **** except.........the womens match.

I keep hearing he was in over his head, what exactly happened

You keep hearing it from one guy.

The end of the match was botched. Most normal people immediately thought it was due to injury and reports are he suffered a concussion.

Lol, if you think it's one guy, you really need to go outside of Fark.

One guy in these threads, but sure, I'll get right on spending more time among the quality denizens of the internet wrestling community at large. Can't believe I'm missing out on that!


There's some fun sites out there. And there's Reddit.
 
2022-07-01 8:12:24 PM  

isamudyson: The Bestest: NKURyan: I guess KO's officially out.

yeah.. some undisclosed injury

Nah, he found out he had to change planes in DFW & said "screw it!"


I tried to work Texas in there, you nailed it.
 
2022-07-01 8:13:57 PM  
"GOOD OLD FASHIONED BATTLE ROYAL"
 
2022-07-01 8:14:12 PM  
So how are we determining the last spot?
 
2022-07-01 8:14:56 PM  

indybill23: So how are we determining the last spot?


A fatal four way would make more sense but.....battle royal
 
2022-07-01 8:15:24 PM  

indybill23: NKURyan: indybill23: NKURyan: natural316: indybill23: Just remember, no matter how long your week was, you still weren't as in over your head as Adam Cole was at Forbidden Door. The show where Dave gave every match over **** except.........the womens match.

I keep hearing he was in over his head, what exactly happened

You keep hearing it from one guy.

The end of the match was botched. Most normal people immediately thought it was due to injury and reports are he suffered a concussion.

Lol, if you think it's one guy, you really need to go outside of Fark.

One guy in these threads, but sure, I'll get right on spending more time among the quality denizens of the internet wrestling community at large. Can't believe I'm missing out on that!

There's some fun sites out there. And there's Reddit.


I used to go to some of them. As I got older I realized life is way too short to get as worked up as some of those so called "fans" get themselves lathered up over. I don't miss them.
 
2022-07-01 8:15:32 PM  

natural316: indybill23: So how are we determining the last spot?

A fatal four way would make more sense but.....battle royal


No, this is a good ol fashioned battle royal.
 
2022-07-01 8:16:05 PM  

indybill23: So how are we determining the last spot?


Dunno considering some of these guys are already in the actual match.
 
2022-07-01 8:16:47 PM  
"Everyone backing down from Omos except Drew" I miss Lawler.
 
2022-07-01 8:17:53 PM  
Just remembered we had a battle royal on Monday, too.
 
2022-07-01 8:17:54 PM  

NKURyan: Half the projected card gets injured and can't participate but let's be really nasty to Cole! Makes sense.


 Im nit the biggest AEW mark, but I really wonder if with all the injuries and continued booking of gimmicky high spot matches how much longer until someone permanently hurts themselves.

Jeff spoke of brain scans, I think all of Undisputed is hurt, Mox looked concussed at FD and still went into the match.  Bryan Danielson is back to his old ways, Sammy Guevara jumps off anything, Kingston hurt his back, and wrestlers bleed every week.
 
2022-07-01 8:17:55 PM  
IOWANS ARE SMARTER THAN THE REST OF YOU
 
2022-07-01 8:18:37 PM  

ZM Punk: NKURyan: Half the projected card gets injured and can't participate but let's be really nasty to Cole! Makes sense.

Im nit the biggest AEW mark, but I really wonder if with all the injuries and continued booking of gimmicky high spot matches how much longer until someone permanently hurts themselves.

Jeff spoke of brain scans, I think all of Undisputed is hurt, Mox looked concussed at FD and still went into the match.  Bryan Danielson is back to his old ways, Sammy Guevara jumps off anything, Kingston hurt his back, and wrestlers bleed every week.


Eh, that feels like a bit of a stretch. A lot of WWE guys are hurt at the moment too.
 
2022-07-01 8:18:40 PM  
YOU CAN NOT STOP SHEAMUS AND MCINTYRE (AND RIDDLE)
 
2022-07-01 8:19:14 PM  
I like Riddle's RKO better than Randy's. He gets a lot higher on his jump and makes the move look a lot more impactful IMO.
 
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