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(Yahoo)   I'm pretty sure that he lifts more than 350 pounds every time he stands up   (yahoo.com) divider line
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2022-07-01 12:19:15 PM  
Former President Donald Trump said that it would have been difficult for him to commandeer the vehicle he was riding in on January 6 from his Secret Service detail because the agents are stronger than he is.

Nobody is saying you were successful, lardass.  Just that like with most other things, you tried and failed.
 
2022-07-01 12:26:53 PM  
Trump says it would be very difficult to put hands on a Secret Service agent 'because these guys lift 350 pounds, I don't'


TFG enthralls his moronic base with non sequiturs like this.
 
2022-07-01 12:27:11 PM  
Donald Trump admits secret service agents would kick his ass and his afraid of them
 
2022-07-01 12:51:30 PM  
SHENANIGANS
Enough about the hands. How could he get his tiny little highheeled feet on the pedals?
 
2022-07-01 1:12:23 PM  
This focus on the trivial is textbook GOP.

The committee is hearing some terrible stuff. Don't worry about whether the lardass can reach his pee pee.
 
2022-07-01 1:16:03 PM  

Badmoodman: Trump says it would be very difficult to put hands on a Secret Service agent 'because these guys lift 350 pounds, I don't'


TFG enthralls his moronic base with non sequiturs like this.


yup
They weren't his type
He only tries to choke hot SS agents
 
2022-07-01 1:19:08 PM  
By all means, let's make this the story.

Let's just ignore all the plotting to overthrow the election and general crimeing the testimony demonstrated and concentrate on whether he tried to grab the wheel.

/Hell, we deserve to be treated like sheep.
 
2022-07-01 1:21:59 PM  
Under oath or stfu, Tubby.
 
2022-07-01 1:23:25 PM  

NeoCortex42: Former President Donald Trump said that it would have been difficult for him to commandeer the vehicle he was riding in on January 6 from his Secret Service detail because the agents are stronger than he is.

Nobody is saying you were successful, lardass.  Just that like with most other things, you tried and failed.


Give it 72 hours and he won't be able to resist claiming it didn't happen because  if he had tried he would have been successful because he knows better karate than his bodyguards and they wouldnt have been able to stop him
 
2022-07-01 1:23:34 PM  
Funny how the "world's healthiest person" is a 98 pound weakling when it suits his legal defense.
 
2022-07-01 1:24:03 PM  

NeoCortex42: Former President Donald Trump said that it would have been difficult for him to commandeer the vehicle he was riding in on January 6 from his Secret Service detail because the agents are stronger than he is.

Nobody is saying you were successful, lardass.  Just that like with most other things, you tried and failed.


And done in one.

We really don't need to go any further on this.
 
2022-07-01 1:24:25 PM  

MrBallou: By all means, let's make this the story.

Let's just ignore all the plotting to overthrow the election and general crimeing the testimony demonstrated and concentrate on whether he tried to grab the wheel.

/Hell, we deserve to be treated like sheep.


Well this is new, fark thread mark 1737493948738290284 on the criminal actions of trump is a rerun
 
2022-07-01 1:24:47 PM  
Ah yes, the "she's too ugly to rape" logic.
 
2022-07-01 1:25:14 PM  

MrBallou: By all means, let's make this the story.

Let's just ignore all the plotting to overthrow the election and general crimeing the testimony demonstrated and concentrate on whether he tried to grab the wheel.

/Hell, we deserve to be treated like sheep.


He doesn't deny that he tried to overthrow the US government.
 
2022-07-01 1:25:40 PM  

NeoCortex42: Former President Donald Trump said that it would have been difficult for him to commandeer the vehicle he was riding in on January 6 from his Secret Service detail because the agents are stronger than he is.

Nobody is saying you were successful, lardass.  Just that like with most other things, you tried and failed.


"Try" is a long way from succeeding, especially for 45**

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2022-07-01 1:25:42 PM  
"I'm a fat tub of shiat!"

/broken clock and all that
 
2022-07-01 1:26:33 PM  

west.la.lawyer: Badmoodman: Trump says it would be very difficult to put hands on a Secret Service agent 'because these guys lift 350 pounds, I don't'


TFG enthralls his moronic base with non sequiturs like this.

yup
They weren't his type
He only tries to choke hot SS agents


... and ex-wives.
 
2022-07-01 1:27:05 PM  
I'm not sure how this makes sense. My 4 year old daughter climbs on me, and sometimes strangles me, and I could totally kick her ass.
 
2022-07-01 1:27:49 PM  
And so this big guy - must've been able to bench 350 'sir' he says , tears (of laughter) in his eyes 'sir, you're tickling me! Tee hee, sir'
 
2022-07-01 1:28:03 PM  
Nice red-herring they threw out there for the gullible with the 'violent Trump' narrative.

The Pandemic and hyperinflation cover-up is going along but it's a bit rocky.
 
2022-07-01 1:29:12 PM  
"Also, the only thing these tiny, tiny hands could choke is my equally tiny dick"
 
2022-07-01 1:29:16 PM  

olorin604: NeoCortex42: Former President Donald Trump said that it would have been difficult for him to commandeer the vehicle he was riding in on January 6 from his Secret Service detail because the agents are stronger than he is.

Nobody is saying you were successful, lardass.  Just that like with most other things, you tried and failed.

Give it 72 hours and he won't be able to resist claiming it didn't happen because  if he had tried he would have been successful because he knows better karate than his bodyguards and they wouldnt have been able to stop him


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2022-07-01 1:29:27 PM  

DarnoKonrad: Ah yes, the "she's too ugly to rape" logic.


I think this is more the "she's too much of a professional MMA fighter for me to rape" logic.
 
2022-07-01 1:29:35 PM  
I once saw Trump lift a full bottle of water with only one hand. It was a half-size bottle, but that's not the point. The point is, Trump is a specimen of fitness. I'll bet he could go toe to toe with Seagal in a fat fight.
 
2022-07-01 1:31:19 PM  
Trump is a narcissist at a level that is almost historically unheard of. I have absolutely zero doubt that he would yell at, punch, kick, berate, demean, insult, etc. etc. anybody he felt was beneath him.  Protip: That is pretty much everyone on the planet except Putin.

Rage is pretty much Trump's default setting.
 
2022-07-01 1:31:54 PM  

Badmoodman: Trump says it would be very difficult to put hands on a Secret Service agent 'because these guys lift 350 pounds, I don't'


TFG enthralls his moronic base with non sequiturs like this.


It's difficult for me to toast this bread because my TV is on.
 
2022-07-01 1:32:04 PM  

morlinge: I'm not sure how this makes sense. My 4 year old daughter climbs on me, and sometimes strangles me, and I could totally kick her ass.


Also, nobody said he was successful. Only that he lost his temper and tried.

But this almost feels like the Kavanaugh hearings with his victims. The sensational, unprovable stuff was in the headlines while the more damaging provable ($400k debt disappearing and "they're not here to hurt me) gets shoved to the back burner.
 
2022-07-01 1:34:36 PM  
It takes him two hands to hold a plastic container of water.
 
2022-07-01 1:35:14 PM  

nytmare: I once saw Trump lift a full bottle of water with only one hand. It was a half-size bottle, but that's not the point. The point is, Trump is a specimen of fitness. I'll bet he could go toe to toe with Seagal in a fat fight.


I already have video

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2022-07-01 1:37:00 PM  
He's a violent piece of shiat. He strangled and raped his first wife, Ivana, because she was the one who recommend the doctor who did his botched scalp transplant.
 
2022-07-01 1:37:30 PM  
It's taken him how many days to come up with this lie? This is the best he and his crack team of spin artists can muster?
 
2022-07-01 1:38:03 PM  
Trump sounds like Dermott talking to Hank Venture about all his ninja skills and many(all made up) conquests, plus all the (made up) excuses for why he can't prove anything.
 
2022-07-01 1:38:38 PM  
I'm just thinking of that time Trump tried to call Melania, and she wouldn't pick up, so he asked to borrow his secret service agent's phone and she picked up right away lol
 
2022-07-01 1:39:29 PM  

LL316: $400k debt disappearing


This. You couldn't get a lot of low level jobs in gov with that sort of thing. Yet you can pretty much run the country apparently.
 
2022-07-01 1:40:16 PM  

NeoCortex42: Former President Donald Trump said that it would have been difficult for him to commandeer the vehicle he was riding in on January 6 from his Secret Service detail because the agents are stronger than he is.

Nobody is saying you were successful, lardass.  Just that like with most other things, you tried and failed.


Trump actually thinks that The Simpsons is offering guides for life... In the mindset of these morons, if you don['t succeed, then you didn't do anything wrong.

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2022-07-01 1:42:54 PM  
No one actually cares whether he had a mini tantrum and tried to brawl with his SS detail. Trump's reputation for getting pissy is not in dispute. His desire to lead an armed mob to prevent the electoral count from taking place is the part that matters. His orders to remove the mags. His willingness to pour fuel on the situation and light a match by pointing his finger at Pence. Those are the bits that matter. The steering wheel and ketchup are just meme fodder.

Also, Hutchinson was testifying about a story that was relayed to her. The accuracy of the story (which is irrelevant anyway) is not her responsibility, nor a reflection on the rest of her testimony.
 
2022-07-01 1:42:59 PM  

nytmare: I once saw Trump lift a full bottle of water with only one hand. It was a half-size bottle, but that's not the point. The point is, Trump is a specimen of fitness. I'll bet he could go toe to toe with Seagal in a fat fight.


Peak physical fitness!

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2022-07-01 1:44:31 PM  

schubie: botched scalp transplant


Scalp stretching, cut part out and stretch the rest over stitch it up. Apparently it is a way to cover a bald spot someone thought up in the 80s. The fact that he did it when it sounds like a horribly bad idea says a lot.
 
2022-07-01 1:47:05 PM  
But I was told Trump was the manliest man that ever manned! Like at the G20 summit when he rode a golf cart because he didn't want to show the world how slow their leaders were because if he was on foot he would have ran.
 
2022-07-01 1:49:29 PM  
Lot's of lols here. I know it is unfortunate it is dominating some of the news cycle but after all the shiat about him leading and insurrection this is what he is fixated on and it is deep. Really deep and I love it! It drives him up the wall and keeps his minuscule brain occupied from other damage he could do and keeps his attacks on the other things in the background.
 
2022-07-01 1:51:14 PM  
First of I don't think that's a prerequisite for the job. A job where being quick is probably a lot more useful than being strong. Second if you think you have power over someone such that they can't fight back why would their ability to fight factor in?
 
2022-07-01 1:53:25 PM  

MrBallou: By all means, let's make this the story.

Let's just ignore all the plotting to overthrow the election and general crimeing the testimony demonstrated and concentrate on whether he tried to grab the wheel.

/Hell, we deserve to be treated like sheep.


No, the public only gets one story at a time.  Thems the rules.  This will take up all significant air time until the next story hits.
 
2022-07-01 1:55:12 PM  

mistahtom: Nice red-herring they threw out there for the gullible with the 'violent Trump' narrative.

The Pandemic and hyperinflation cover-up is going along but it's a bit rocky.


lol rite? A President not taking a pandemic seriously! Unreal!
 
2022-07-01 1:56:02 PM  

edmo: This focus on the trivial is textbook GOP.

The committee is hearing some terrible stuff. Don't worry about whether the lardass can reach his pee pee.


I'm not worried much about them. The truth is coming out. Ignore at your own peril.

BTW from breitfart we have this. Of course is is all the libbies cutting themselves but even they are potential terrorists when they have kids that grow up.

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2022-07-01 1:56:27 PM  

Artist: nytmare: I once saw Trump lift a full bottle of water with only one hand. It was a half-size bottle, but that's not the point. The point is, Trump is a specimen of fitness. I'll bet he could go toe to toe with Seagal in a fat fight.

Peak physical fitness!

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2022-07-01 1:57:21 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: Trump is a narcissist at a level that is almost historically unheard of. I have absolutely zero doubt that he would yell at, punch, kick, berate, demean, insult, etc. etc. anybody he felt was beneath him.  Protip: That is pretty much everyone on the planet except Putin.

Rage is pretty much Trump's default setting.


We already know there is not a ketchup bottle in the world that is safe.
 
2022-07-01 2:02:01 PM  
Even before he was president, you heard about his famous tantrums.  "Well, that' okay.  He's just a spoiled millionaire's kid burning through daddy's money.  Then 2016 happened and I though "Well, he'll have to act presidential"  Then he pushed the PM of Montenegro out of the way for a photo op.
 
2022-07-01 2:03:14 PM  
Yes, they could easily take Trump apart. If they wanted to go to prison forever or get shot.
 
2022-07-01 2:06:27 PM  

NoWay3rdWay: Badmoodman: Trump says it would be very difficult to put hands on a Secret Service agent 'because these guys lift 350 pounds, I don't'


TFG enthralls his moronic base with non sequiturs like this.

It's difficult for me to toast this bread because my TV is on.


You can do it!  I believe in you!  Make Toast Great Again!
 
2022-07-01 2:06:35 PM  
If you had a list of the 1000 worst things that Pinocchio has done, I can assure you that grabbing a steering wheel while someone else is driving will not make that list. Whether or not that story is true does not matter. Trying to make that the only important thing that was said is a sign of total desperation, and pretty much confirms that everything else that was said is correct.
 
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