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2022-07-01 10:55:58 AM  
Ooooo a slide show og hypocritical assholes. Cool.

How come they are only offering now?!?!?
Take a guess.

By the way there are THOUSANDS of children already waiting to be adopted you assholes.
 
2022-07-01 11:00:30 AM  
There are 400K kids in foster care and more than 100K waiting for adoption.

Step up, liars.

Step up hypocrites.

Step up religious nutjobs.

Live your words and maybe we'll start believing you.  Until then, just STFU and GSTH.
 
2022-07-01 11:05:39 AM  
1-800 Kash-4-Kids Koming soon!  (Aryan babies only).
 
2022-07-01 11:19:38 AM  
No you won't.  Go virtue signal somewhere else

This is on the level of tots and pears
 
2022-07-01 11:34:43 AM  
Said the Dingo Party
 
2022-07-01 11:36:13 AM  
Whoever the fark outlawed abortion, or strongly supported doing so, should not be trusted with children by default--especially when those same people are parroting terms like "groomer" and "child sex slaves."
 
2022-07-01 11:37:05 AM  
I don't care.
You taking my baby after I've gone through the danger of growing and birthing it is not the f*cking point.

F*ck you.
 
2022-07-01 11:50:57 AM  
Spoiler alert!!!

They won't
 
2022-07-01 11:52:25 AM  
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2022-07-01 11:52:30 AM  
We will lie to virtue signal
 
2022-07-01 11:54:06 AM  

unixpro: There are 400K kids in foster care and more than 100K waiting for adoption.

Step up, liars.

Step up hypocrites.

Step up religious nutjobs.

Live your words and maybe we'll start believing you.  Until then, just STFU and GSTH.



there was a jordan klepper segment at one of these anti-abortion protests where he went over to the "choose adoption" sign holders and individually asked them all how many adopted children they had.  zeroes across the board.
 
2022-07-01 11:54:16 AM  
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2022-07-01 11:55:32 AM  
And I'll repeat from an earlier discussion: no, you won't.

Because I have my (adopted) kids because they wouldn't.  All those "Adoption is the answer" protesters I used to drive by pulled a homerbush.gif the instant they saw what my kids looked like. It's us evil liberals who are left to adopt all the kids you'd rather forget about
 
2022-07-01 11:55:48 AM  
White babies. Troubled minority tweens? fark off.
 
2022-07-01 11:56:50 AM  
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2022-07-01 11:56:51 AM  
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2022-07-01 11:57:13 AM  

SpectroBoy: Ooooo a slide show og hypocritical assholes. Cool.

How come they are only offering now?!?!?
Take a guess.

By the way there are THOUSANDS of children already waiting to be adopted you assholes.


But I only want a cute little Asian baby.
 
2022-07-01 11:57:14 AM  
1. If that were true then foster care would be empty

2. Abortion isn't about not wanting a baby. It's about not wanting to be pregnant. Adoption does not get rid of pregnancy.
 
2022-07-01 11:58:20 AM  

ace in your face: 1. If that were true then foster care would be empty

2. Abortion isn't about not wanting a baby. It's about not wanting to be pregnant. Adoption does not get rid of pregnancy.


Abortion is a far safer medical procedure than giving birth.
 
2022-07-01 11:58:41 AM  
/Oblig.

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2022-07-01 11:58:45 AM  
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2022-07-01 11:59:23 AM  
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My post-American Taliban fantasy world.
 
2022-07-01 11:59:40 AM  

12349876: ace in your face: 1. If that were true then foster care would be empty

2. Abortion isn't about not wanting a baby. It's about not wanting to be pregnant. Adoption does not get rid of pregnancy.

Abortion is a far safer medical procedure than giving birth.


Correct
 
2022-07-01 12:00:20 PM  
It's a good thing that there is a meme for this. Otherwise, how would the functionally illiterate express their unique opinion over and over again?
 
2022-07-01 12:01:25 PM  
But they're Christians!  Would they risk an eternity in hell bearing false witness?!

Oh right, "Greater Goods" TM.  It's okay to lie, steal, adulter, and kill if its for something you decided is more important, just like Jesus taught at that one sermon nobody bothered to write down.
 
2022-07-01 12:01:30 PM  
Dear f*ck what is that smell?!
 
2022-07-01 12:01:51 PM  
Is there a shortage of unwanted children?

/There is not.
//No shortage of conservbative attention whores, either.
 
2022-07-01 12:02:03 PM  

koder: Whoever the fark outlawed abortion, or strongly supported doing so, should not be trusted with children by default--especially when those same people are parroting terms like "groomer" and "child sex slaves."


Every right wing accusation...
 
2022-07-01 12:02:09 PM  
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Been using this one on Twitter.
 
2022-07-01 12:03:07 PM  
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2022-07-01 12:04:15 PM  
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2022-07-01 12:04:29 PM  

Wings4Marie: SpectroBoy: Ooooo a slide show og hypocritical assholes. Cool.

How come they are only offering now?!?!?
Take a guess.

By the way there are THOUSANDS of children already waiting to be adopted you assholes.

But I only want a cute little Asian baby.


I more picky. I am waiting for a cute Asian 21 year old
 
2022-07-01 12:05:41 PM  
Excellent!  Let's let the free market decide, just like we let it do everything else.  What could go wrong??  It's just farking babies. Human beings.  Put on the market like cars.  A 16-year old should be able to make that decision totally guilt free.
And thank god we spared her from the horror of abortion.
 
2022-07-01 12:05:43 PM  

educated: Dear f*ck what is that smell?!


Sorry, I'll open a window. The leftovers from Taco Tuesday developed a kick, tho, didn't they?
 
2022-07-01 12:05:50 PM  

OdradekRex: 1-800 Kash-4-Kids Koming soon!  (Aryan babies only).


Kinda ironic given that "Kars 4 Kids" funds programs for non-observant and non-Orthodox Jewish youth aimed at promoting a more observant and Orthodox lifestyle.
 
2022-07-01 12:07:20 PM  
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2022-07-01 12:07:43 PM  

unixpro: There are 400K kids in foster care and more than 100K waiting for adoption.

Step up, liars.

Step up hypocrites.

Step up religious nutjobs.

Live your words and maybe we'll start believing you.  Until then, just STFU and GSTH.


They do not live their words or claims. They say they are Christians, but they are the furthest from Jesus's teachings. They are so obsessed with the next world that they make this world miserable with their hatred and privilege.

Today, the Alabama Women's Center is closed as it was one of the three locations providing abortion services in this state. Here's the sidewalk this morning with its typical lineup of picketers.

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Here's a new meme one of our abortion supporters made up to express our anger with the SCOTUS decision.

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2022-07-01 12:09:06 PM  
VEE  VILL  ADOPPT  YUR  BEBBY!

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2022-07-01 12:09:12 PM  
White lie has a whole new meaning now
 
2022-07-01 12:15:09 PM  
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We will adopt your child
 
2022-07-01 12:15:17 PM  
I don't want anything with my DNA anywhere near those people
 
2022-07-01 12:16:00 PM  
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2022-07-01 12:16:28 PM  
every couple posting "we will adopt your baby" sign pictures is just giving me this vibe :( pic.twitter.com/DUUGwXScFh
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2022-07-01 12:18:37 PM  
What? People are going to prey on people that can't get a legal abortion by offering to buy their healthy white baby? What about the kids of color or the kids past toddler age? If right, Jesus didn't like them either.
 
2022-07-01 12:20:14 PM  
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I WILL ADOPT YOUR BABY, AND TOGETHER WE WILL BRING ORDER TO THE GALAXY.
 
2022-07-01 12:24:14 PM  
Christo-fascists wouldn't lie now, would they??
 
2022-07-01 12:24:48 PM  
Hey, how many 16-17 year old foster kids are available?

Asking for a friend who's totally not into trafficking or grooming or whatever.  C'mon that's not real.  Stop being so cautious.

/would any of you powerful politicians like a free ride back to the US in my private jet?//arm the fetuses, let them fight for their rights!
 
2022-07-01 12:24:54 PM  

unixpro: There are 400K kids in foster care and more than 100K waiting for adoption.

Step up, liars.

Step up hypocrites.

Step up religious nutjobs.

Live your words and maybe we'll start believing you.  Until then, just STFU and GSTH.


Shush now, they said BABY.

Of course I agree with you. The only reason they do this is for the photos to be used in propaganda. Like all "Pro-Life" morons, they're really anti-life and stop giving a shiat the moment it's no longer a fetus. Well, unless you want to raise taxes to fix the social safety net... then they'll scream about the hoors and lazy men not creating kids they can't afford to raise.
 
2022-07-01 12:26:12 PM  
Guys, you know abortion isn't outlawed, right?  I'm guessing a lot of you are posting from lib bastions that have abortion factories on every street corner.

And there are proactive steps that both men and women can take to prevent pregnancies.  These methods are available free or at reduced costs for those who need a little help.

Finally, sex is an optional part of human existence.  It's not like food, water, and air.  You CAN live without it, no matter what your boyfriend may say.
 
2022-07-01 12:26:59 PM  

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Jareth might actually do a decent job. There was tons of singing and laughing in that house. I mean, the kid becomes a golbin, but a happy goblin with a big family and lots of love. Can't beat that, really.
 
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