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(News.com.au)   Woman's 'gruesome' find on remote beach in Egypt has her believing it's 'an orc from Lord of the Rings'. Subby's going to go with alien from space. Definitely aliens   (news.com.au) divider line
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2022-07-01 6:42:48 AM  
If you're 12 Km from the beach, you're not at the beach.
 
2022-07-01 8:08:51 AM  
Looks familiar...

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2022-07-01 10:01:27 AM  

OldRod: Looks familiar...

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Goddamitall...had the gif all lined up...

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2022-07-01 10:31:54 AM  
That's one of Ursela's eel pals.
 
2022-07-01 10:32:25 AM  
Them's good eatin'.
 
2022-07-01 10:34:07 AM  
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oooh oooh I know this one!

/so does my nephew
//who is three
///and available for interviews news.com.au
 
2022-07-01 10:35:31 AM  
Well, When a Blind Man Fish and a Blind Lady Fish find each other in the crowd occasionally end up in roughly the same area by chance....
 
2022-07-01 10:38:36 AM  
When an eel's on the beach
Out of the waves' reach
That's a moray.
 
2022-07-01 10:42:23 AM  

cretinbob: If you're 12 Km from the beach, you're not at the beach.


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I'm guessing they got the number or units wrong.
 
2022-07-01 10:44:53 AM  
Looks like a mummified baby dolphin to me.
 
2022-07-01 10:50:26 AM  
Hi.

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2022-07-01 10:57:11 AM  

Gentlequiet: When an eel's on the beach
Out of the waves' reach
That's a moray.


Eel Trifecta most definitely in play now.
Somebody rev up the hovercraft!

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Now go do that Pazuzu that you do so well!
 
2022-07-01 10:57:45 AM  
Eel trifecta complete.
 
2022-07-01 11:02:00 AM  
♫  When dead things wash ashore

and meet Facebook Attention Whore,

That's, A-Moray ♫
 
2022-07-01 11:06:58 AM  
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2022-07-01 11:15:04 AM  

New Rising Sun: cretinbob: If you're 12 Km from the beach, you're not at the beach.

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I'm guessing they got the number or units wrong.


Looks about 12 washing machines, or 1 rhode island away.
 
2022-07-01 11:22:26 AM  
Aborted dolphin fetus.

The dolphin will be found and punished for this I've been assured.
 
2022-07-01 11:26:10 AM  

cretinbob: If you're 12 Km from the beach, you're not at the beach.


You don't live where i live

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2022-07-01 11:35:26 AM  
Quite obviously a Goa'uld
 
2022-07-01 11:52:28 AM  
Did anyone verify if it actually had two sets of jaws? Because I don't believe that. Sounds like an embellishment to make this story a more British tabloid clickbait. But yeah many fish do have multiple rows of teeth but not actual separate jaws
 
2022-07-01 11:55:37 AM  

Nirbo: [Fark user image image 422x750]oooh oooh I know this one!

/so does my nephew
//who is three
///and available for interviews news.com.au


Does the kid know how to post a photo or take a screenshot?
 
2022-07-01 12:01:49 PM  

Gentlequiet: When an eel's on the beach
Out of the waves' reach
That's a moray.


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2022-07-01 12:04:53 PM  
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2022-07-01 12:20:12 PM  

Gentlequiet: When an eel's on the beach
Out of the waves' reach
That's a moray.


when inside its maw
is a pharyngeal jaw
that's a moray
 
2022-07-01 12:34:25 PM  
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2022-07-01 12:55:22 PM  
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough
 
2022-07-01 12:58:14 PM  

Pestifer: Looks like a mummified baby dolphin to me.


What would be the porpoise of that?
 
2022-07-01 12:59:58 PM  

Kalyco Jack: El trifecto complete.


Ftfy
 
2022-07-01 1:02:28 PM  

jamspoon: cretinbob: If you're 12 Km from the beach, you're not at the beach.

You don't live where i live

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You live at a rest stop?
 
2022-07-01 1:18:11 PM  
mutant dolphin
 
2022-07-01 2:08:43 PM  

berylman: Did anyone verify if it actually had two sets of jaws? Because I don't believe that. Sounds like an embellishment to make this story a more British tabloid clickbait. But yeah many fish do have multiple rows of teeth but not actual separate jaws


Tfa also mentioned a resembles to Orks and not the Russian kind
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Sure looks exactly like a fish
 
2022-07-01 2:11:17 PM  

Ghost Roach: Gentlequiet: When an eel's on the beach
Out of the waves' reach
That's a moray.

when inside its maw
is a pharyngeal jaw
that's a moray


You aren't helping, your making things worse
 
2022-07-01 2:28:51 PM  
That's what's left of Osiris
 
2022-07-01 2:35:20 PM  

berylman: Did anyone verify if it actually had two sets of jaws? Because I don't believe that. Sounds like an embellishment to make this story a more British tabloid clickbait. But yeah many fish do have multiple rows of teeth but not actual separate jaws


Moray eels have two set of jaws. It's just a dead moray eel. In life they look much better (unsurprisingly). Some are colorful with interesting patterns - I used to see zebra and snowflake morays in Hawaii, even a dragon moray once.
 
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