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(Metro)   Man claims his 119 year-old doll is haunted and gives people chest pains   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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2022-07-01 6:07:16 AM  
Creepy Doll - Jonathan Coulton
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2022-07-01 7:05:20 AM  
My name is Talky Tina and you better be nice to me!
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2022-07-01 7:22:58 AM  
But does it come with a free frogurt?
 
2022-07-01 9:48:51 AM  
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2022-07-01 10:00:29 AM  
How to tell if your doll is haunted:

Step 1: It isn't
 
2022-07-01 10:11:00 AM  
Photo caption: She has no eyes and is made of a leather-like material.

A leather-like material? It's human skin, isn't it?

'Janet also has teeth, which are really spooky.'

Yeah....I'm thinking someone made a doll out of their dead kid. Possibly to 'memorialize' them, thinking it seemed like a good idea at the time. 0_0
 
2022-07-01 10:11:05 AM  
They make pills for that kind of thing, guy. Or perhaps you'd prefer a padded room?
 
2022-07-01 10:16:07 AM  

HugeMistake: How to tell if your doll is haunted:

Step 1: It isn't


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2022-07-01 10:16:34 AM  
George Conway talking about Kellyanne?
 
2022-07-01 10:17:27 AM  
When we were teens, my youngest sibling created a voodoo doll of his/her father. "Dad" was a little . . . weak minded. One night, at our grandparent's house, while arguing with his/her father, said sibling whipped that doll out and jabbed a hat pin into the doll's leg. His/Her Dad screamed, grabbed his leg, and collapsed into a chair. Our grandmother laughed so hard she almost fell down before making it to a chair.
 
2022-07-01 10:20:19 AM  
Judging by the bullneck he has, I hope the doll is the thing giving him chest pains.
 
2022-07-01 10:21:15 AM  
Dude needs to see a doctor if he's have chest pains.
 
2022-07-01 10:21:48 AM  
Wow, what a pathetic attempt at self promotion by this "paranormal investigator"

At least try harder to get a creepier looking doll, there's plenty to choose from!
 
2022-07-01 10:24:51 AM  
Is this "curse" named asbestos?
 
2022-07-01 10:25:36 AM  
This sounds like a splendid project for The Repair Shop: restore a "haunted" doll's missing eyes. What a great Halloween episode!
 
2022-07-01 10:27:29 AM  
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2022-07-01 10:29:15 AM  
Real Doll - Golden Girls Edition.
 
2022-07-01 10:31:13 AM  
Dude checks all the boxes for me to take him seriously.

Grown man with an earring ✔

The flat brimmed hat and beard don't do him any favours, but I've met lots of those who were just unfashionable, not inherently scummy.

/I think about a beard from time to time.
//that's exactly what the world needs. Another fat beardo.
 
2022-07-01 10:32:14 AM  
Sitting in a room and staring at a creepy wall gives people anxiety? Weeeiiird.
 
2022-07-01 10:33:52 AM  
"Man claims his 119 year-old doll is haunted and gives people chest pains"

Gee, I did not know that blow-up dolls were being made 119 years ago.
 
2022-07-01 10:35:25 AM  
This Annabelle sequel sucks
 
2022-07-01 10:37:40 AM  

NobleHam: Sitting in a room and staring at a creepy wall gives people anxiety? Weeeiiird.


How is a wall creepy?
 
2022-07-01 10:38:21 AM  
It's not the doll, it's being around this moron for any length of time that is the issue. I think I'm in a bad mood this morning.
 
2022-07-01 10:40:21 AM  

Dodo David: "Man claims his 119 year-old doll is haunted and gives people chest pains"

Gee, I did not know that blow-up dolls were being made 119 years ago.


Firestone was founded in 1900
 
2022-07-01 10:43:20 AM  

mojo_the_helper_monkey: Is this "curse" named asbestos?


Lead paint
 
2022-07-01 10:43:30 AM  
You'd only wish it was just haunted

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2022-07-01 10:48:27 AM  
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2022-07-01 10:50:28 AM  
Why wouldn't that Texas family just throw the doll away if they hated it so much? Why would some rando in another country know about this doll? And why does it seem like exactly zero people have tried to trace its history or provenance?

Whatever, do your paranormal experiments, but come on, do the bare amount of research.
 
2022-07-01 10:52:42 AM  
Hi.

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2022-07-01 10:57:23 AM  

Loucifer: Hi.

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Does that thing have the owl house for a dick?
 
2022-07-01 11:13:24 AM  
Pathetic basement-dwelling attention whore finds new way to get attention.
 
2022-07-01 11:39:01 AM  

chitownmike: NobleHam: Sitting in a room and staring at a creepy wall gives people anxiety? Weeeiiird.

How is a wall creepy?


Uhh, when it has a creepy doll on a shelf. Because wall is absolutely what I meant to type originally.
 
2022-07-01 12:35:15 PM  
We're sending help
We're sending help
We're sending help immediately, Mrs. Fletcher!
 
2022-07-01 12:49:57 PM  
Well THERE'S your problem...

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2022-07-01 4:38:22 PM  
Oh common, it's just Jon Gruden.
 
2022-07-01 4:41:54 PM  

austerity101: Why wouldn't that Texas family just throw the doll away if they hated it so much? Why would some rando in another country know about this doll? And why does it seem like exactly zero people have tried to trace its history or provenance?

Whatever, do your paranormal experiments, but come on, do the bare amount of research.


It's part of the act.

Or maybe they did try getting rid of it and it just pulls a Tomie.
 
2022-07-01 8:29:55 PM  
Sure, even your breakfast has more meat than a slaughterhouse, but it's the DOLL giving you chest pains.

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