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(CNN)   Day 128 of WW3: Russian forces leave Snake Island after Ukraine said it carried out a "remarkable operation." Russia claimed it withdrew "as a gesture of goodwill." It's your Friday Ukraine war discussion   (cnn.com) divider line
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2022-07-01 5:16:57 AM  
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2022-07-01 5:28:52 AM  
Ukraine scored another boat?

Their game of Battleship is strong.
 
2022-07-01 5:29:59 AM  
Extra thought: I wish they kept a running total on russian generals killed.
 
2022-07-01 6:11:04 AM  
How about, as an even better gesture of goodwill, they withdraw from Ukraine altogether?
 
2022-07-01 6:40:12 AM  
ZELENSKYY IS STILL ALIVE!!!

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2022-07-01 6:44:13 AM  
Happy half way through 2022!
 
2022-07-01 6:45:10 AM  
Typical Russia, attacked civilians in Odessa overnight:


Ukraine war: '18 dead' as Russian missiles hit residential areas in #Odessa

Ukrainian news reports said the target of the missile attack was a multi-story apartment building and a recreational area.
- euronews (@euronews) July 1, 2022

 
2022-07-01 6:46:15 AM  
So, if they left "as a gesture of good will" that translates to "boy howdy did we skidaddle!"
 
2022-07-01 7:01:19 AM  
For anyone who missed this when it came out quite a few months ago now, this is a very good documentary by an Australian reporter about some of the people of Ukraine during this terrible time:

Despair and Defiance: Meet the people resisting the Russian invasion, reported by @FergusonNews.
Watch on @ABCTV: https://t.co/PUBELRRZws.
YouTube: https://t.co/0WkEQaBXZR.
Or Facebook: https://t.co/JBX7Bn1A0r. pic.twitter.com/MT01ICi2nc
- Sarah Ferguson (@FergusonNews) March 25, 2022
 
2022-07-01 7:34:48 AM  

hubiestubert: So, if they left "as a gesture of good will" that translates to "boy howdy did we skidaddle!"


'We're out of food, fuel, bullets and spare parts.'
 
2022-07-01 8:02:06 AM  
Good will my happy ass. They got dominated and fled.
Good will would be lifting the embargo and letting the food flow.
Fark the orcs - especially food blocking water orcs.
 
2022-07-01 8:03:41 AM  
Snake Island was one front too many for Russia to handle in this war.
 
2022-07-01 8:04:04 AM  
When I think "gesture of Goodwill" the guys who just attacked a shopping mall are the first thing that come to mind.
 
2022-07-01 8:06:22 AM  
I just remembered that the Soviets also attacked a mall in Invasion USA.
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Fortunately, Chuck Norris killed all, 9,000 of them or something.
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2022-07-01 8:06:31 AM  

Private_Citizen: Good will my happy ass. They got dominated and fled.
Good will would be lifting the embargo and letting the food flow.
Fark the orcs - especially food blocking water orcs.


Yeah, fark the orcs back to hell until they leave Ukraine and stop stealing the world's food.

Fark them in their stupid asses.
 
2022-07-01 8:07:11 AM  
Invadering forces being pushed back as a "gesture of goodwill" while still sending missiles into populated areas is next level propaganda. It should be next level despirate but in Russia it might actually work. Seems some of their people believe whatever they are told to maintain their faith in mother Russia.
 
2022-07-01 8:10:55 AM  
If there is one thing that comes to mind when I think of Russia, it's "Good will."

/s
 
2022-07-01 8:11:12 AM  
Yeah, as much a "gesture of goodwill" as a bully running away, blood dripping from their face yelling "we'll call it a draw"!
 
2022-07-01 8:11:55 AM  
How about stop bombing civilian areas as a 'gesture of goodwill', assholes.
 
2022-07-01 8:16:18 AM  

gaslight: hubiestubert: So, if they left "as a gesture of good will" that translates to "boy howdy did we skidaddle!"

'We're out of food, fuel, bullets and spare parts.'


We're out of food, fuel, bullets and spare parts. vodka
Ftfm
 
2022-07-01 8:18:50 AM  

bloobeary: Extra thought: I wish they kept a running total on russian generals killed.


I feel the same way about ammo dumps.
 
2022-07-01 8:20:14 AM  
Is that giant fat Russian general still alive?
 
2022-07-01 8:22:07 AM  

hubiestubert: So, if they left "as a gesture of good will" that translates to "boy howdy did we skidaddle!"


To quote "poncho and Lefty"
All the federalies say
They could have had him any day
They only let him slip away
Out of kindness I suppose
 
2022-07-01 8:23:02 AM  
Vladimir Putin hasn't done anything out of "goodwill" in his life any more than Fat Donny Trump has.

And I sincerely hope they're both dead soon.
 
2022-07-01 8:24:38 AM  
So how come Russia isn't publishing how many casualties the Ukrainians have suffered?
Its always the Ukrainians posting their estimated kills on both sides?
The Russians could make up any numbers they want and probably do but I only usually see the Ukraine side of things.
 
2022-07-01 8:25:20 AM  

bloobeary: Extra thought: I wish they kept a running total on russian generals killed.


Considering the size of the latest ones, they need to run the tally like they do with like ships - by number and displacement
 
2022-07-01 8:27:27 AM  

bloobeary: Ukraine scored another boat?

Their game of Battleship is strong.


Landing ship went boom in the Sea of Azov near Mariupol. Dunno if it was Ukraine or a self-own from Russian mines.
 
2022-07-01 8:28:15 AM  
The orcs should have abandoned Zmiinyi when they started re-focusing their efforts in Donbass. At that point, any moron could see there would be no attack on Odessa, and therefore no military reason to stay on Zmiinyi Island. I suspect someone was worried about the political/propaganda cost of abandoning the island, which forced the orcs to keep trying to reinforce and resupply the garrison there despite the obvious waste of lives and equipment.

The Zmiinyi operation cost russia a few hundred troops, a ton of fuel and ammunition, several resupply craft, at least four helicopters, several air-defense systems, and the Black Sea Fleet flagship.

As a military strategist, the malignant midget in the Kremlin makes a Hell of a TV evangelist. This is obviously a textbook example of next-level military and strategic thinking.
 
2022-07-01 8:28:34 AM  

GardenWeasel: bloobeary: Ukraine scored another boat?

Their game of Battleship is strong.

Landing ship went boom in the Sea of Azov near Mariupol. Dunno if it was Ukraine or a self-own from Russian mines.


I heard the orc ship caught a harpoon.
 
2022-07-01 8:28:51 AM  
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2022-07-01 8:29:38 AM  
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2022-07-01 8:30:52 AM  
Apologies to doctorguilty


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"Hot Around the Collar," or "The Repo Man Always Knocks Twice!"

Have a great day!

 
2022-07-01 8:32:02 AM  

powhound: Is that giant fat Russian general still alive?


If there isn't a parade of oompa-loompas to roll away his bullet-filled corpse, I'll be very upset.

Glory to Ukraine.
/🇺🇦
 
2022-07-01 8:32:42 AM  

bloobeary: Extra thought: I wish they kept a running total on russian generals killed.


They do!
 
2022-07-01 8:32:52 AM  

Private_Citizen: GardenWeasel: bloobeary: Ukraine scored another boat?

Their game of Battleship is strong.

Landing ship went boom in the Sea of Azov near Mariupol. Dunno if it was Ukraine or a self-own from Russian mines.

I heard the orc ship caught a harpoon.


I find it improbable as that means the harpoon flew over Crimea and Ukraine had a targeting lock deep in Russian occupied territory.
 
2022-07-01 8:39:59 AM  
If I were them I'd scour that island with geiger counters.
Putin is the kind that'd leave a hidden / buried nuke behind that can be remotely detonated.
 
2022-07-01 8:42:14 AM  

Trik: If I were them I'd scour that island with geiger counters.
Putin is the kind that'd leave a hidden / buried nuke behind that can be remotely detonated.


I'd just use it as a prisoner of war camp.
'I swear I had no idea'
 
2022-07-01 8:42:45 AM  

TotallyRealNotFake: So how come Russia isn't publishing how many casualties the Ukrainians have suffered?
Its always the Ukrainians posting their estimated kills on both sides?
The Russians could make up any numbers they want and probably do but I only usually see the Ukraine side of things.


Part of that is Ukraine is trying to keep its numbers credible, and EVERYONE knows Putin pulls numbers out of his ass as a rule. Accurate numbers about anything are not something he has ever done..
 
2022-07-01 8:46:59 AM  
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2022-07-01 8:49:12 AM  

GardenWeasel: Private_Citizen: GardenWeasel: bloobeary: Ukraine scored another boat?

Their game of Battleship is strong.

Landing ship went boom in the Sea of Azov near Mariupol. Dunno if it was Ukraine or a self-own from Russian mines.

I heard the orc ship caught a harpoon.

I find it improbable as that means the harpoon flew over Crimea and Ukraine had a targeting lock deep in Russian occupied territory.


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2022-07-01 8:51:25 AM  

GardenWeasel: [Fark user image 603x366]


"Kyiv, Russia" in russian databases means just about as much as when I write "Moscow, ninth circle, Hell" in mine.
 
2022-07-01 8:52:58 AM  
 
2022-07-01 8:55:41 AM  
 
2022-07-01 8:56:01 AM  

powhound: Is that giant fat Russian general still alive?


They need to have a drone follow him around everywhere relaying his gps position back to the best artillery companies with a video lock on him so when he gets hit by a hovering radio shack off the shelf drone with something between an ap grenade and one of those munitions ( can't remember it's name at the moment) that burns at 3k c. we can all celebrate
 
2022-07-01 8:56:48 AM  

DrD'isInfotainment: powhound: Is that giant fat Russian general still alive?

They need to have a drone follow him around everywhere relaying his gps position back to the best artillery companies with a video lock on him so when he gets hit by a hovering radio shack off the shelf drone with something between an ap grenade and one of those munitions ( can't remember it's name at the moment) that burns at 3k c. we can all celebrate


Can the drone play tuba music while it follows him?
 
2022-07-01 8:57:44 AM  

GardenWeasel: GardenWeasel: Private_Citizen: GardenWeasel: bloobeary: Ukraine scored another boat?

Their game of Battleship is strong.

Landing ship went boom in the Sea of Azov near Mariupol. Dunno if it was Ukraine or a self-own from Russian mines.

I heard the orc ship caught a harpoon.

I find it improbable as that means the harpoon flew over Crimea and Ukraine had a targeting lock deep in Russian occupied territory.

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I must have been thinking of the tugboat:
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2022-07-01 8:59:06 AM  
 
2022-07-01 9:00:45 AM  
 
2022-07-01 9:06:06 AM  

DrD'isInfotainment: powhound: Is that giant fat Russian general still alive?

They need to have a drone follow him around everywhere relaying his gps position back to the best artillery companies with a video lock on him so when he gets hit by a hovering radio shack off the shelf drone with something between an ap grenade and one of those munitions ( can't remember it's name at the moment) that burns at 3k c. we can all celebrate


They haven't solved the problem of the drone just being pulled into orbit around him
 
2022-07-01 9:06:33 AM  

DrD'isInfotainment: powhound: Is that giant fat Russian general still alive?

They need to have a drone follow him around everywhere relaying his gps position


They need to have a drone following him around playing the tuba
 
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