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2022-07-01 3:40:17 AM  
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2022-07-01 7:21:41 AM  
I suppose he couldn't find enough change among the couch cushions, to pay for gas for his car!
 
2022-07-01 7:47:25 AM  
How many plastic sandals do I get for my $50?
 
2022-07-01 9:01:00 AM  
America's Mayor.
 
2022-07-01 9:09:17 AM  
No hair dye?
 
2022-07-01 9:52:46 AM  
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2022-07-01 9:54:44 AM  
Something's gotta pay his lawyers. Trump certainly didn't pay Rudy.
 
2022-07-01 10:29:51 AM  
Reasonable prices? Fifty bucks for a pair of slides?

Jesus, Rudy even perjures himself on Twitter.
 
2022-07-01 10:40:53 AM  

Irving Maimway: America's Mayor.


This is what "dignity" looks like.
 
2022-07-01 10:42:01 AM  

BizarreMan: How many plastic sandals do I get for my $50?


Only one, and if you try to order a pair they pick the colors at random.
 
2022-07-01 10:44:22 AM  
Regular Price $80?

Those look like stuff that would be given away for free at some brand event.
 
2022-07-01 10:44:36 AM  
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2022-07-01 10:45:08 AM  
Getting in on the prison shower shoes market early I see.

Better invest in Ramen noodles, Rudy.
 
2022-07-01 10:45:10 AM  

Arumat: BizarreMan: How many plastic sandals do I get for my $50?

Only one, and if you try to order a pair they pick the colors at random.


I look forward to Rudy and Lindell getting free plastic shower shoes some day from prison intake.
 
2022-07-01 10:45:54 AM  
$50 for a pair of generic plastic sandals?
Can get them at the dollar store for $5.
 
2022-07-01 10:46:08 AM  
Party of Christ
Party of Law and Order

Party of Great Savings on Footwear
 
2022-07-01 10:47:52 AM  
Order in the next 15 minutes and all pants are half off

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2022-07-01 10:48:08 AM  
Those sandals are probably made from the same material as whatever Lindell stuffs the pillows with.
 
2022-07-01 10:48:12 AM  
My God, what a farkin' whore.
 
2022-07-01 10:48:24 AM  
I wonder why MTG isn't advertising these...
 
2022-07-01 10:48:37 AM  
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2022-07-01 10:48:42 AM  

Walker: $50 for a pair of generic plastic sandals?
Can get them at the dollar store for $5.


They're 80. And they probably cost 2$ from Chynah.
 
2022-07-01 10:48:57 AM  
What a Croc!
 
2022-07-01 10:49:21 AM  

Kubo: Reasonable prices? Fifty bucks for a pair of slides?

Jesus, Rudy even perjures himself on Twitter.


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2022-07-01 10:49:56 AM  
I heard they're actually a front for human trafficking. When you buy an overpriced pair of "slippers" they actually send you a former Trump lawyer looking to escape a subpoena,

=Smidge=
 
2022-07-01 10:50:03 AM  

OhioUGrad: I wonder why MTG isn't advertising these...


The world definitely needs close up pictures of MTG's three toed sloth feet in sandals.

It is probably someone's fetish
 
2022-07-01 10:51:27 AM  
Who spends $50 on sandals?

Also...I endorse this statement and or product!
 
2022-07-01 10:51:31 AM  

Kubo: Reasonable prices? Fifty bucks for a pair of slides?

Jesus, Rudy even perjures himself on Twitter.


Crocs are bad enough, but at least they're skid resistant.  These cheap Chinese knockoffs should be ten bucks, tops.
 
2022-07-01 10:51:35 AM  
 
2022-07-01 10:52:50 AM  
If you put in code: TREASON16


You get a special link to conspiracy theories as the the origins of Covid

If you put in code: COVFEFE2020

Your shipment comes with a bible, handgun and a lock of either Pelosi or Hillary's hair from their $1,400* salon bill 💇‍♀

*1,400 adjusted for 2024 inflation
 
2022-07-01 10:53:01 AM  
The worst thing is he has really farked with the legacy of the Clash

The Clash Rudie Can't Fail
Youtube YuS698b0ess
 
2022-07-01 10:53:52 AM  
America's mayor is having a yard sale.
 
2022-07-01 10:54:11 AM  

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On really stupid tweets, it's usually worth it to read the quote tweets.


The most popular reply, though:  He thought he was plugging Sandals Resorts.
 
2022-07-01 10:55:37 AM  
Shhhh, let him continue. The rubes will buy up these shiatty plastic sandals that will agitate their diabetic feet, thus rendering them less mobile over time.

Sure, Rudy and Crack Pillow Guy will make a little $$, but with the time they're having now it's likely that more money is going out than is coming in, so any revenue - footwear related or not - is simply giving them false hope. You love to see it.
 
2022-07-01 10:55:57 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

RudyGiuliani: Great products at reasonable prices. Use code Rudy for additional savings https://t.co/O6EvkxHRt8


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2022-07-01 10:56:17 AM  
I don't know what is more sad...that companies think Rudy is an influencer, or that some people are actually influenced by Rudy.
 
2022-07-01 10:57:26 AM  
fiddlehead [Poe's law - I can't tell anymore, and I don't care enough to investigate]

"Prices so low, it's criminal!"
 
2022-07-01 10:58:33 AM  

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Hopefully one day Dinesh will realize that he wasted his life.
 
2022-07-01 10:59:41 AM  
Listen, the man has to earn a living. Half gallons of plastic jug vodka do not pay for themselves.
 
2022-07-01 11:00:57 AM  
He deserves a pat on the back for his leadership!
 
2022-07-01 11:01:04 AM  

Kubo: Reasonable prices? Fifty bucks for a pair of slides?

Jesus, Rudy even perjures himself on Twitter.


The have to mark them up. Failed coups are expensive and a crack tesm like Mike Pillow and Rudy have expenses.
 
2022-07-01 11:03:00 AM  
TREASONABLE!
 
2022-07-01 11:03:23 AM  
Mike Pillow is selling knockoffs of Kanye's "jail slippers" at a huge discount?  What an unoriginal grift.

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2022-07-01 11:06:52 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: OhioUGrad: I wonder why MTG isn't advertising these...

The world definitely needs close up pictures of MTG's three toed sloth feet in sandals.

It is probably someone's fetish



THE SOCKS STAY ON!
 
2022-07-01 11:08:57 AM  
The FTC should investigate how a new product could have a "Regular Price" of $79.98, when it has never sold for that price.
 
2022-07-01 11:10:33 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: OhioUGrad: I wonder why MTG isn't advertising these...

The world definitely needs close up pictures of MTG's three toed sloth feet in sandals.

It is probably someone's fetish


Probably that guy that asked AOC?

1bone2stones: Officer Barrelroll: OhioUGrad: I wonder why MTG isn't advertising these...

The world definitely needs close up pictures of MTG's three toed sloth feet in sandals.

It is probably someone's fetish


THE SOCKS STAY ON!


That's the rule in this house. Less sweeping.
 
2022-07-01 11:12:24 AM  
Rudy Giuliani has less shame than Ron Jeremy.
 
2022-07-01 11:15:35 AM  

sjcpjh1: Rudy Giuliani has less shame than Ron Jeremy.


Rudy Giuliani has less money than Ron Jeremy.
 
2022-07-01 11:16:20 AM  
Lol I just bought a new pair of flipflops last week to replace the pair I had worn for the last year. Same brand/size/color. Same price as last year.  1.95€(so like $2) but on sale(!) for 1.49€(~ $1.65) Will probably last about the same amount of time.
farking $50 for mikepillows shiatty alibaba sandals * hells no * and if you think they are worth $80 maybe take a break from the meth+bath salts+draino cocktails ffs
 
2022-07-01 11:31:57 AM  
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