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(ELLE)   Ryan Gosling may usher in the era of the male spray tan. "Don't we all deserve our own Barbie glow-up?"   (elle.com) divider line
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2022-07-01 6:45:24 AM  
I swear most people have the memory of goldfish.
 
2022-07-01 7:02:57 AM  
That's an ad.
 
2022-07-01 7:08:30 AM  
Hai guys, what's going on in this thread?
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2022-07-01 7:10:24 AM  
I take Vitamin D because I get so little sun.  A spray tan on me would just be cartoonish.
 
2022-07-01 7:12:51 AM  
Ok...but who do get to play GI Joe....with "real hair"
 
2022-07-01 7:34:00 AM  
When I go to Asia, it's difficult to find face cleanser without skin bleaching agents. In the US, there's an entire section in the supermarket beauty aisle for spray tan products. People are weird.
 
2022-07-01 7:47:28 AM  

Ragin' Asian: When I go to Asia, it's difficult to find face cleanser without skin bleaching agents. In the US, there's an entire section in the supermarket beauty aisle for spray tan products. People are weird.


*entirety of human history*

The less is appears you do labor, the more hotter you are. Pale, fat, weak.

*air travel*

The more it appears all you do is go to the beach, the more hotter you are. Salt life, spray tan.

It's all about looking like the most obnoxious thing you can think of. Which is extravagant wealth.
 
2022-07-01 7:54:22 AM  
When I lived in the Midwest, there were tanning places all over and it was customary of teenage girls to go to these places, especially before Spring Break if they were going somewhere.  I live in Atlanta now and these places are rare here.  Not only is being tan less popular, but probably because you can get a tan starting in early March and by June the sun is thing you spend most of your time hiding from.
 
2022-07-01 7:59:36 AM  
So they're really going ahead with that Barbie film? I ain't gonna lie - I have four granddaughters & I'm scared sh*tless about this upcoming "movie night".
Maybe we'll watch it at one of those theatres that served alcohol - by the large bucket.
 
2022-07-01 8:01:49 AM  

Rapmaster2000: I live in Atlanta now and these places are rare here.


What?  I'm near Atlanta too, and I see a tanning place in nearly every strip mall/plaza I pass. There's one down here called "blazing tans" which, makes me laugh.
 
2022-07-01 8:04:45 AM  
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the original bad actor with corresponding tan issue.
 
2022-07-01 8:09:45 AM  

Ragin' Asian: When I go to Asia, it's difficult to find face cleanser without skin bleaching agents. In the US, there's an entire section in the supermarket beauty aisle for spray tan products. People are weird.


It's true.  You'll never find weird stuff in an Asian market.
 
2022-07-01 8:12:11 AM  
Thanks, but, I'll pass. If someone's gonna spray-paint my ass orange, they're also gonna stamp "Spalding" on it, too; otherwise, what'd be the point?
 
2022-07-01 8:14:03 AM  

steklo: Rapmaster2000: I live in Atlanta now and these places are rare here.

What?  I'm near Atlanta too, and I see a tanning place in nearly every strip mall/plaza I pass. There's one down here called "blazing tans" which, makes me laugh.


Interesting.  I retract my statement.  I decided to map all the tan places.  The only one I'm aware of is the one in Toco Hills and that's the only one in this whole area.   About 5 miles away, there is a cluster in Midtown, which makes sense if you think about it, and a cluster in Buckhead.  The more I look at the map, I see what is going on.  There are probably way too many Asians in my neighborhood.
 
2022-07-01 8:26:26 AM  

oldfarthenry: So they're really going ahead with that Barbie film? I ain't gonna lie - I have four granddaughters & I'm scared sh*tless about this upcoming "movie night".
Maybe we'll watch it at one of those theatres that served alcohol - by the large bucket.

My daughter used to watch this Barbie series (I think it was Life in the Dreamhouse) that was actually not bad and at times pretty funny.  It was a self aware take on Barbie and Ken and if they go in that direction the movie might end up being somewhere between tolerable and enjoyable.

I really hope so because my daughter is already talking about this movie.

 
2022-07-01 8:27:25 AM  

Summoner101: Ragin' Asian: When I go to Asia, it's difficult to find face cleanser without skin bleaching agents. In the US, there's an entire section in the supermarket beauty aisle for spray tan products. People are weird.

It's true.  You'll never find weird stuff in an Asian market.


I still have yet to try the Green Tea Kit Kat, but I'm open to it.
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2022-07-01 8:28:04 AM  

Rapmaster2000: I decided to map all the tan places


We'll be in trouble if there are ever more tanning places than Waffle Houses.
 
2022-07-01 8:48:02 AM  

steklo: Rapmaster2000: I decided to map all the tan places

We'll be in trouble if there are ever more tanning places than Waffle Houses.


There are still 4 Waffle Houses within ambitious walking distance of me.
 
2022-07-01 8:55:42 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Summoner101: Ragin' Asian: When I go to Asia, it's difficult to find face cleanser without skin bleaching agents. In the US, there's an entire section in the supermarket beauty aisle for spray tan products. People are weird.

It's true.  You'll never find weird stuff in an Asian market.

I still have yet to try the Green Tea Kit Kat, but I'm open to it.
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Green tea kit Kats are awesome.
 
2022-07-01 9:31:35 AM  
As we say in the pacific Northwest, "It's not tan, it's rust."
 
2022-07-01 9:58:19 AM  

bobug: Rapmaster2000: Summoner101: Ragin' Asian: When I go to Asia, it's difficult to find face cleanser without skin bleaching agents. In the US, there's an entire section in the supermarket beauty aisle for spray tan products. People are weird.

It's true.  You'll never find weird stuff in an Asian market.

I still have yet to try the Green Tea Kit Kat, but I'm open to it.
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Green tea kit Kats are awesome.


Really matcha anything is fantastic.
 
2022-07-01 9:59:32 AM  

oldfarthenry: So they're really going ahead with that Barbie film? I ain't gonna lie - I have four granddaughters & I'm scared sh*tless about this upcoming "movie night".
Maybe we'll watch it at one of those theatres that served alcohol - by the large bucket.


It seems like it is going to be hilariously over the top, so it could be a lot of fun. I feel like a lot of people are going to get high and watch it:

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2022-07-01 10:07:21 AM  

Mad_Radhu: oldfarthenry: So they're really going ahead with that Barbie film? I ain't gonna lie - I have four granddaughters & I'm scared sh*tless about this upcoming "movie night".
Maybe we'll watch it at one of those theatres that served alcohol - by the large bucket.

It seems like it is going to be hilariously over the top, so it could be a lot of fun. I feel like a lot of people are going to get high and watch it:

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I had to do a double take with that girl on the right, yowza.
 
2022-07-01 10:07:30 AM  
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2022-07-01 10:19:42 AM  
Mad_Radhu:

That's the plan
 
2022-07-01 10:35:57 AM  

Ragin' Asian: When I go to Asia, it's difficult to find face cleanser without skin bleaching agents. In the US, there's an entire section in the supermarket beauty aisle for spray tan products. People are weird.


I worked in a portrait studio. The rule was make Black people look lighter and make white people look darker. That's what sold.
 
2022-07-01 10:39:24 AM  

DecemberNitro: Mad_Radhu: oldfarthenry: So they're really going ahead with that Barbie film? I ain't gonna lie - I have four granddaughters & I'm scared sh*tless about this upcoming "movie night".
Maybe we'll watch it at one of those theatres that served alcohol - by the large bucket.

It seems like it is going to be hilariously over the top, so it could be a lot of fun. I feel like a lot of people are going to get high and watch it:

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I had to do a double take with that girl on the right, yowza.


Hahahahaha.  It looks just like Barbie's genitals...or lack there of.
 
2022-07-01 11:10:18 AM  

Mad_Radhu: oldfarthenry: So they're really going ahead with that Barbie film? I ain't gonna lie - I have four granddaughters & I'm scared sh*tless about this upcoming "movie night".
Maybe we'll watch it at one of those theatres that served alcohol - by the large bucket.

It seems like it is going to be hilariously over the top, so it could be a lot of fun. I feel like a lot of people are going to get high and watch it:

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2022-07-01 12:11:36 PM  
It is literally the "T" in GTL.  Jersey Shore ushered in that era a long time ago.

Or has it been so long that it was out and now coming back?

shiat I feel old.
 
2022-07-01 12:18:38 PM  

Mad_Radhu: oldfarthenry: So they're really going ahead with that Barbie film? I ain't gonna lie - I have four granddaughters & I'm scared sh*tless about this upcoming "movie night".
Maybe we'll watch it at one of those theatres that served alcohol - by the large bucket.

It seems like it is going to be hilariously over the top, so it could be a lot of fun. I feel like a lot of people are going to get high and watch it:

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Yup. It could either be Josie and the Pussycats or it could be Wing Commander.
 
2022-07-01 12:38:56 PM  
Ragin' Asian:

I want Jaradowski's Barbie.
 
2022-07-01 2:00:03 PM  
OK but just so you know the next week it's going to be all
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2022-07-01 2:17:21 PM  
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2022-07-01 8:51:54 PM  

pheed: Hai guys, what's going on in this thread?
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Oh, I'm sure that's probably an honest, hard-working 'farmer's tan'.  Face, open neckline of shirt, forearms and hands.  Back of neck a deep, deep red.
 
2022-07-01 9:31:23 PM  
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2022-07-01 9:36:58 PM  
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2022-07-02 5:45:20 PM  
Spray tanning is a healthier alternative to sun tanning; it's quick, and most importantly, improves confidence and emotion.


It improves emotion? wtf am i reading
 
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