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2022-07-01 3:49:16 AM  
All the Internets are belong to us.
 
2022-07-01 5:14:54 AM  
That's a lot of tubes.
 
2022-07-01 5:25:40 AM  
Major Internets, reporting for duty.
 
2022-07-01 6:16:23 AM  
My God, they are dumb. It's like a convoluted "I meant to do that". Trump conned them, stole their money, and I think many are trying to save face. Then there are the ones who are just farking stupid.
 
2022-07-01 6:28:02 AM  
Isn't Major Internets the commanding officer of the 101st Chairborne Keyboardists Division?
 
2022-07-01 6:40:11 AM  
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2022-07-01 7:17:51 AM  
"So, bottom line, it's a story when I was young, two teenagers, girl gets pregnant," he during a livestream on Facebook - a major internet. "You've heard those stories before. She was a little younger than me, so it's like the Romeo and Juliet story."

Well, you skipped the part where you killed yourself.
 
2022-07-01 7:22:33 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Isn't Major Internets the commanding officer of the 101st Chairborne Keyboardists Division?


He did use at least one of those internets to help defend against the final assault at the Bowling Green Massacre.
 
2022-07-01 7:23:43 AM  

optikeye: "So, bottom line, it's a story when I was young, two teenagers, girl gets pregnant," he during a livestream on Facebook - a major internet. "You've heard those stories before. She was a little younger than me, so it's like the Romeo and Juliet story."

Well, you skipped the part where you killed yourself.


He also skipped the part where he was a legal adult f*cking a 14-year-old child. MAGA!
 
2022-07-01 7:24:49 AM  
So it's a cyberwar...


(Projection is 100% of law)
 
2022-07-01 7:26:05 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Isn't Major Internets the commanding officer of the 101st Chairborne Keyboardists Division?


SO close.  We all know that divisions are commanded by MAJOR Generals.  So it would be Major GENERAL Internets...

Noobs...
 
2022-07-01 7:26:16 AM  
GOP is literally standing up the dumbest MFers and still people vote for them.

Americans.  Solve your scotus problem and your voting problem to save your short term.

But invest heavily in primary and secondary education to avoid this in the long term.
 
2022-07-01 7:26:44 AM  
This guy prints all his emails. Even spam.
 
2022-07-01 7:26:53 AM  

thatguyoverthere70: Major Internets, reporting for duty.


Stand down, Major.

General Internets has joined the chat.
 
2022-07-01 7:27:31 AM  
I don't know who is trying to primary Liz Cheney, but to go to the right of her, they must have found some spawn of the Old Gods.
 
2022-07-01 7:27:45 AM  
*stares*

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...
...

O_o

Nooooooooo...

These people are soooo stoopid.
 
2022-07-01 7:28:17 AM  
Looks like they're going to dump Liz on her ass, too. She's down 56%-26% in polling. Not to this clown though.
 
2022-07-01 7:28:38 AM  
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2022-07-01 7:28:58 AM  
Internets don't vote.
 
2022-07-01 7:29:14 AM  
wow Liz looks like she's going to lose the primary. losing almost 2 :1 to a challenger.
 
2022-07-01 7:29:36 AM  
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Internets. Serious Businesses.
 
2022-07-01 7:31:28 AM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: *stares*

...
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O_o

Nooooooooo...

These people are soooo stoopid.


And the REALLY scary part? Their voters are even more stoopid.
 
2022-07-01 7:31:42 AM  
When is her primary?  And how does it look?

I wonder if Republicans view her the way that we view Manchin and Sinimantoastcrunch.
 
2022-07-01 7:32:11 AM  
I like how he just nonchalantly accuses Zuckerberg of a crime and even claims everybody knows it as his proof.  Threaten his campaign with a very public slander suit just for fun.
 
2022-07-01 7:32:39 AM  

Hobodeluxe: wow Liz looks like she's going to lose the primary. losing almost 2 :1 to a challenger.


Strange, I was assured no one could win against her. It's not like her opponents belong to a cult or anything.
 
2022-07-01 7:33:22 AM  

durbnpoisn: When is her primary?  And how does it look?

I wonder if Republicans view her the way that we view Manchin and Sinimantoastcrunch.


They view her way worse. She went against their god.
 
2022-07-01 7:36:17 AM  

goodncold: GOP is literally standing up the dumbest MFers and still people vote for them.

Americans.  Solve your scotus problem and your voting problem to save your short term.

But invest heavily in primary and secondary education to avoid this in the long term.


Do you know how WILLFULLY ignorant these people are? It's become engrained in right wing
nutjob culture. They absolutely do not want or want anyone else to be educated to the point
that they question things..ESPECIALLY religious dogma.. In the tradition of Orwell, Ignorance is knowledge
in their world..Their knowledge xenophobia is as strong as their racial xenophobia..
 
2022-07-01 7:37:40 AM  
"Internets" don't vote, assmunch. But the idiots in her state will.
 
2022-07-01 7:41:14 AM  

Alphax: I don't know who is trying to primary Liz Cheney, but to go to the right of her, they must have found some spawn of the Old Gods.


It isn't about going further right. It is about fealty to Orange Foolius. That is the only criteria that matters to MAGANation.
 
2022-07-01 7:43:40 AM  

medic2731: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Isn't Major Internets the commanding officer of the 101st Chairborne Keyboardists Division?

SO close.  We all know that divisions are commanded by MAJOR Generals.  So it would be Major GENERAL Internets...

Noobs...


He is the very model of a modern major general.
 
2022-07-01 7:47:02 AM  
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2022-07-01 7:48:42 AM  
That's why I only use the minor internets.
 
2022-07-01 7:49:04 AM  
Has he tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?
 
2022-07-01 7:50:15 AM  
2008 is calling,

They want their meme back

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2022-07-01 7:50:50 AM  
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2022-07-01 7:51:03 AM  
durbnpoisn: When is her primary?  And how does it look?

I wonder if Republicans view her the way that we view Manchin and Sinimantoastcrunch.

She could be the most leftist repuiblican ever, with the way she treats common sense moderates like Trump.
 
2022-07-01 7:53:24 AM  
Doing a search for Wyoming news stations yielded this result.  Liz is encouraging democrats to switch parties to vote for her.  Early voting starts now.  I think.

https://www.wyomingnewsnow.tv/2022/06/30/liz-cheney-courts-democratic-vote/
 
2022-07-01 7:54:58 AM  

Demetrius: Looks like they're going to dump Liz on her ass, too. She's down 56%-26% in polling. Not to this clown though.


Watching Ms. Cheney on the J6 committee feel bad she could get primaried. At the same time us liberals need every seat we can get in both outhouses' of Congress.

Who do I root for?
 
2022-07-01 7:58:54 AM  

durbnpoisn: When is her primary?  And how does it look?

I wonder if Republicans view her the way that we view Manchin and Sinimantoastcrunch.


They have no (or should have no) reason to think that way. Cheney has never thwarted the overall Republican agenda outside of serving on the committee, and when she gets ousted, she still will be a right winger through and through.

In contrast, Manchin and Sinema continually shiat where they eat and will suffer no consequences from the party at large.
 
2022-07-01 8:01:10 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: optikeye: "So, bottom line, it's a story when I was young, two teenagers, girl gets pregnant," he during a livestream on Facebook - a major internet. "You've heard those stories before. She was a little younger than me, so it's like the Romeo and Juliet story."

Well, you skipped the part where you killed yourself.

He also skipped the part where he was a legal adult f*cking a 14-year-old child. MAGA!


I don't think it's rape if you're married or intend to marry, according to conservatives.
 
2022-07-01 8:01:29 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Hobodeluxe: wow Liz looks like she's going to lose the primary. losing almost 2 :1 to a challenger.

Strange, I was assured no one could win against her. It's not like her opponents belong to a cult or anything.


if I were her I'd run 3rd party then and try to pull votes from the Magat.
 
2022-07-01 8:01:56 AM  

Alphax: I don't know who is trying to primary Liz Cheney, but to go to the right of her, they must have found some spawn of the Old Gods.


It's almost impossible to go to the right of her, according to her voting history. The only thing that matters is fealty to Trump. And she doesn't have that.
 
2022-07-01 8:07:28 AM  

LL316: Alphax: I don't know who is trying to primary Liz Cheney, but to go to the right of her, they must have found some spawn of the Old Gods.

It's almost impossible to go to the right of her, according to her voting history. The only thing that matters is fealty to Trump. And she doesn't have that.


Yup. The biggest sin one can commit against the Republican party is to put the country ahead of it, even a little bit.
 
2022-07-01 8:07:50 AM  

wrenchboy: Demetrius: Looks like they're going to dump Liz on her ass, too. She's down 56%-26% in polling. Not to this clown though.

Watching Ms. Cheney on the J6 committee feel bad she could get primaried. At the same time us liberals need every seat we can get in both outhouses' of Congress.

Who do I root for?


Root for anyone to the left of Joe Biden. Cheney is pure evil when it comes to everything except Trump.
 
2022-07-01 8:08:08 AM  

wrenchboy: Demetrius: Looks like they're going to dump Liz on her ass, too. She's down 56%-26% in polling. Not to this clown though.

Watching Ms. Cheney on the J6 committee feel bad she could get primaried. At the same time us liberals need every seat we can get in both outhouses' of Congress.

Who do I root for?


Wyoming is putting out a Republican either way. Don't waste your money propping up a D there.

Cheney would have a better chance running as an I or L if she lost the primary.
 
2022-07-01 8:08:15 AM  

LL316: Alphax: I don't know who is trying to primary Liz Cheney, but to go to the right of her, they must have found some spawn of the Old Gods.

It's almost impossible to go to the right of her, according to her voting history. The only thing that matters is fealty to Trump. And she doesn't have that.


Unlike all the rest of them, she took it personally when Donnie tried to murder them all.

Just that one thing.  Self preservation.
 
2022-07-01 8:10:45 AM  

Hobodeluxe: Tyrone Slothrop: Hobodeluxe: wow Liz looks like she's going to lose the primary. losing almost 2 :1 to a challenger.

Strange, I was assured no one could win against her. It's not like her opponents belong to a cult or anything.

if I were her I'd run 3rd party then and try to pull votes from the Magat.


So the democrat would only lose by 20 points instead of 50?
 
2022-07-01 8:13:21 AM  
If true that is marginally hopeful. But I fear a lot of the internets are as nuts as her opponent.

/ Let's not start defending Liz Cheney, she's terrible.
 
2022-07-01 8:17:15 AM  
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2022-07-01 8:20:17 AM  

wrenchboy: Demetrius: Looks like they're going to dump Liz on her ass, too. She's down 56%-26% in polling. Not to this clown though.

Watching Ms. Cheney on the J6 committee feel bad she could get primaried. At the same time us liberals need every seat we can get in both outhouses' of Congress.

Who do I root for?


The State of Wyoming is heavily Republican 69%-30% approximately. Its a single house seat for the entire State. In the last election Cheney beat the Democratic opponent 11k to 5k. The same opponent Lynnette Grey Bulll is likely to win the Democratic primary again this time. I don't see her chances very highly against any of the Republicans there unless things change drastically. So yeah. Wyoming is likely going to get the Representation they want.
 
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