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2022-06-30 9:24:57 PM  
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2022-07-01 5:57:23 AM  
Lutefisk
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2022-07-01 5:58:06 AM  
Pays to read the shiat you sign, ace.
 
2022-07-01 5:59:59 AM  
'Love and kisses, Zaphod Bebblebrox?!'
 
2022-07-01 6:03:16 AM  
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2022-07-01 6:06:43 AM  
How dare you insist that a Republican does the job he is being paid for!
 
2022-07-01 6:08:48 AM  
Supersuckers - Must've Been High
Youtube JtJFFre9vlo
 
2022-07-01 6:09:54 AM  
Who are you to wave your finger? You must have been been outta your head

Oddly enough, a lot of "The Pot" lyrics by Tool relate to this exact situation
 
2022-07-01 6:10:55 AM  
Ummm... always read what you are signing?
 
2022-07-01 6:15:26 AM  
Hey Senator Jim Abeler (R)enege -Anoka)):

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2022-07-01 6:18:16 AM  
Probably saw the SCOTUS rulings and realized he didn't have to support sh#t anymore.
 
2022-07-01 6:21:58 AM  
Who's betting that the senator didn't realise that THC is what's in cannabis...?
 
2022-07-01 6:21:58 AM  

lordjupiter: Probably saw the SCOTUS rulings and realized he didn't have to support sh#t anymore.


Yeah, watch SCOTUS rule this unconstitutional, or insist that it means the opposite of what it means. If the Republicans kick up enough, that's going to be the outcome.
 
2022-07-01 6:30:56 AM  

mistahtom: Lutefisk
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No Snickers salad?
 
2022-07-01 6:37:00 AM  
This person clicks on every pop up ad then wonders why their computer has a virus.
 
2022-07-01 6:41:26 AM  

Ragin' Asian: This person clicks on every pop up ad then wonders why their computer has a virus.


Hey! I didn't know what a Bonzo was...but he called me his Buddy!

/I thought I found a friend :sniff:
 
2022-07-01 6:41:31 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Pays to read the shiat you sign, ace.


It's a known issue that republicans don't read bills. They complain they're unable to all the time.
 
2022-07-01 6:41:57 AM  
A key Republican in the Republican-controlled Senate said he didn't realize the scope of the law he signed off on,

"Wait, wait, wait! I didn't read it before I signed it! OK, maybe I read it, but I didn't understand it! I wanna do-over!"
 
2022-07-01 6:44:38 AM  
What is it that Republicans say about high school kids with no legal training when it comes to student aid forms? Don't sign the contract unless you read and understand everything in it?
 
2022-07-01 6:51:45 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: mistahtom: Lutefisk
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No Snickers salad?


And stay the fark away from my Minnesota tacos! You can't take away my soft shell rolled around ham, cream cheese and pickle!
 
2022-07-01 6:53:16 AM  
If I Hadn't Been High (Live)
Youtube bdrfXCFwPIQ
 
2022-07-01 6:54:49 AM  

DarnoKonrad: [YouTube video: Supersuckers - Must've Been High]


cowpunk?

,
/that's a new one to me
//maybe I need to get out more
 
2022-07-01 6:57:06 AM  
Afroman - Because I Got High (Official Music Video)
Youtube WeYsTmIzjkw
 
2022-07-01 6:58:40 AM  

Bugerz: ArcadianRefugee: mistahtom: Lutefisk
Tater-tot Hotdish
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Juicy Lucy
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Quality health care
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No Snickers salad?

And stay the fark away from my Minnesota tacos! You can't take away my soft shell rolled around ham, cream cheese and pickle!


*vomit*
 
2022-07-01 7:01:10 AM  
Also, senator: ignorance of the law is no excuse.
 
2022-07-01 7:03:44 AM  

mistahtom: Lutefisk
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Cohen Brothers....
 
2022-07-01 7:05:02 AM  
Lutephish
 
2022-07-01 7:06:27 AM  
and I'm in Minnesota for another 6 hours
 
2022-07-01 7:26:08 AM  
These farking people...  Cigarettes and alcohol will kill more people before I finish this sentence than ANYTHING related to weed combined.

Enough of this nonsense.  Legalize it like it should have been 50 years ago and STFU.

That would be dpoisn.com
 
2022-07-01 7:28:31 AM  

Bugerz: And stay the fark away from my Minnesota tacos! You can't take away my soft shell rolled around ham, cream cheese and pickle!


...

... I'm kinda curious now.
 
2022-07-01 7:32:48 AM  

arrogantbastich: Gyrfalcon: Pays to read the shiat you sign, ace.

It's a known issue that republicans don't read bills. They complain they're unable to all the time.

Bills?

They didn't even have time to read Tweets when TFG was dumping 'em out
 
2022-07-01 7:34:37 AM  
Wherever it's legal there are fewer crimes and more tax revenue.

Almost as if republicans don't car about law & order.

Lets figure the SCOTUS goes after this sometime between gay marriage and miscegenation.
 
2022-07-01 7:36:55 AM  

durbnpoisn: These farking people...  Cigarettes and alcohol will kill more people before I finish this sentence than ANYTHING related to weed combined.

Enough of this nonsense.  Legalize it like it should have been 50 years ago and STFU.

That would be [dpoisn.com image 54x11]


AMEN!!! Legalize it, tax it, and use that money to pay for National Healthcare!  Shiat should have been done decades ago, and would have been, except for the timber industry, as well as those pesky kids...
 
2022-07-01 7:42:30 AM  

Bugerz: ArcadianRefugee: mistahtom: Lutefisk
Tater-tot Hotdish
Surly
Juicy Lucy
Prince
Golden Gophers
Quality health care
Spam
Nut Goodie

No Snickers salad?

And stay the fark away from my Minnesota tacos! You can't take away my soft shell rolled around ham, cream cheese and pickle!


LOL, my daughter has a good friend from Mn, who opined the tragedy of ordering a taco in Madison Wis. where he was doing grad school, after hanging with my girl in Berkeley. He says they actually served him a Taco that was lettuce and cheese and nothing else?
 
2022-07-01 7:46:56 AM  

DrD'isInfotainment: Bugerz: ArcadianRefugee: mistahtom: Lutefisk
Tater-tot Hotdish
Surly
Juicy Lucy
Prince
Golden Gophers
Quality health care
Spam
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No Snickers salad?

And stay the fark away from my Minnesota tacos! You can't take away my soft shell rolled around ham, cream cheese and pickle!

LOL, my daughter has a good friend from Mn, who opined the tragedy of ordering a taco in Madison Wis. where he was doing grad school, after hanging with my girl in Berkeley. He says they actually served him a Taco that was lettuce and cheese and nothing else?


Whisko has...issues. I think the drinking gets in the way...
 
2022-07-01 7:47:20 AM  

mistahtom: Lutefisk
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ohferchrist!
donchaknow
 
2022-07-01 7:49:46 AM  

medic2731: durbnpoisn: These farking people...  Cigarettes and alcohol will kill more people before I finish this sentence than ANYTHING related to weed combined.

Enough of this nonsense.  Legalize it like it should have been 50 years ago and STFU.

That would be [dpoisn.com image 54x11]

AMEN!!! Legalize it, tax it, and use that money to pay for National Healthcare!  Shiat should have been done decades ago, and would have been, except for the timber industry, as well as those pesky kids...


The history of how it became illegal looks something like this:

Nixon wanted to figure out how to keep people of a certain skin tone and those filthy hippies from voting.  Since it was well known that those people like to smoke weed, he made weed a schedule 1 substance and essentially said, "Well, now we can just arrest them."

Is this story 100% true?
https://www.vera.org/news/fifty-years-ago-today-president-nixon-declared-the-war-on-drugs
https://drugpolicy.org/issues/brief-history-drug-war
https://www.vox.com/2016/3/29/11325750/nixon-war-on-drugs

I dunno...  Seems like it's pretty true to me.

Considering how these rules came into effect, why the FARK has it taken SO long to reverse them?!

This country is an embarrassment, and has been for a very very long time.
 
2022-07-01 7:51:18 AM  
any word on the MN retailers?

/for research
 
2022-07-01 7:53:47 AM  

arrogantbastich: Gyrfalcon: Pays to read the shiat you sign, ace.

It's a known issue that republicans don't read bills. They complain they're unable to all the time.


I was gonna read the legislation, but then I got high
I was gonna try to screw the nation, but then I got high
Now weed just got more legal, and I know why! (yeah heeey)
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
 
2022-07-01 7:54:36 AM  

strapp3r: any word on the MN retailers?

/for research


Uh...what you wanna know? I work at a local target as fulfillment. Aside from "everything has gone to shiat and is a mess" I'm not sure what to tell.
 
2022-07-01 8:07:52 AM  

Bugerz: strapp3r: any word on the MN retailers?

/for research

Uh...what you wanna know? I work at a local target as fulfillment. Aside from "everything has gone to shiat and is a mess" I'm not sure what to tell.


i just want to purchase some edibles.  and, i'll have what you're consuming.
 
2022-07-01 8:14:50 AM  

durbnpoisn: These farking people...  Cigarettes and alcohol will kill more people before I finish this sentence than ANYTHING related to weed combined.

Enough of this nonsense.  Legalize it like it should have been 50 years ago and STFU.

That would be [dpoisn.com image 54x11]


That why I smoke weed. And Vape it. Cook with THC oil...

So I can forget that I'm killing myself by also smoking cigarettes and drinking!
 
2022-07-01 8:15:01 AM  

strapp3r: Bugerz: strapp3r: any word on the MN retailers?

/for research

Uh...what you wanna know? I work at a local target as fulfillment. Aside from "everything has gone to shiat and is a mess" I'm not sure what to tell.

i just want to purchase some edibles.  and, i'll have what you're consuming.


THC gummies it is then. I was gonna clean my room, but you know.
 
2022-07-01 8:20:26 AM  
God, this is a dumb bill.  Legalizing basically the worst form of THC imaginable. Hemp derived THC makes no farking sense. Hemp picks up large amounts of heavy metals from the soil. You don't want to have to be processing a hundred hemp plants to get enough THC for a gummy. Plus there's the fact that edibles are way stronger, harder to dose, are more likely to cause adverse reactions, and to be eaten by children. It's like they got around at a table and said "so we want to legalize weed, but we want to do it in the most idiotic way possible, whatcha got?"
 
2022-07-01 8:22:36 AM  
A key Republican in the Republican-controlled Senate said he didn't realize the scope of the law he signed off on, calls for it to be rolled back. Democratic leader says no.

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2022-07-01 8:26:45 AM  

strapp3r: mistahtom: Lutefisk
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ohferchrist!
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Grain Belt
 
2022-07-01 8:27:03 AM  

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2022-07-01 8:28:04 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Pays to read the shiat you sign, ace.


Someone handed him a check and told him to sign HB 420.  Could have been a lobbyist for the hippies.  Could have been a constituent.  The check cleared.
 
2022-07-01 8:36:44 AM  

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There's a positive version:

Afroman 'Because I Got High' Positive Remix
Youtube OY5q9ufbqJo
 
2022-07-01 8:43:35 AM  

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Okay, one of the funnier riffs I've seen on this song. Granted, the song itself is hilarious.
 
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