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2022-06-30 9:19:01 PM  
Newsmax is still a thing?
 
2022-06-30 9:34:23 PM  
TFG takes to Newsmax to smear Cassidy Hutchinson with his signature brand of character assassination. He plays all the hits, like "Mental problems," "Barely knew her," "DOJ should investigate her"


Sequels with the same plot points and dialogue as the original are so sad and weak.
 
2022-06-30 9:51:27 PM  
He sounds guilty.
 
2022-06-30 9:53:10 PM  
Take her name out of your mouth, you orange farkstick.

She showed more courage in one afternoon than you have in your entire life.
 
2022-06-30 10:32:07 PM  
A few facts to remember:

This lady ROCKETED thru the ranks of WH staff.  You don't get to be 6 feet from the POTUS by being useless. She really is all that and the bag of chips.

Everyone - and I mean EVERYONE - in DC knew who she was.  If you wanted to talk to POTUS, you talked to her first.  She is respected by everyone in DC except those she exposed. A video camera and hot mike couldn't have been more damaging.

She was testifying without immunity.  She didn't plead the Fifth. Her testimony could get her indicted along with all the rest of the Trump crime family.  And, if and when the indictments do come down, she'll get offered immunity for her testimony. Because she is the perfect witness.  A DA's wet dream.

Keep this in mind and carry on.
 
2022-06-30 10:32:28 PM  
Flapping his gums is all he does.


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2022-06-30 11:01:09 PM  
There's no reason to listen to anything he says unless he's under oath
 
2022-06-30 11:15:18 PM  

Sid Vicious' Corpse: A few facts to remember:

This lady ROCKETED thru the ranks of WH staff.  You don't get to be 6 feet from the POTUS by being useless. She really is all that and the bag of chips.

Everyone - and I mean EVERYONE - in DC knew who she was.  If you wanted to talk to POTUS, you talked to her first.  She is respected by everyone in DC except those she exposed. A video camera and hot mike couldn't have been more damaging.

She was testifying without immunity.  She didn't plead the Fifth. Her testimony could get her indicted along with all the rest of the Trump crime family.  And, if and when the indictments do come down, she'll get offered immunity for her testimony. Because she is the perfect witness.  A DA's wet dream.

Keep this in mind and carry on.


If you watch her testify and you see that she seems like a reasonable adult with careful measured statements and completely in touch with reality - don't trust you lying eyes and ears.
 
2022-06-30 11:18:05 PM  
My favourite part is when Trump talks about how it was crazy that he tried to grab the USSS agent by the throat.

The Newsmax guy says "You can't even do that from the backseat of the Beast."

Trumps replies, "Well, its hard"

Instead of agreeing with the Newsmax guy, Trump admits it was indeed tricky.
 
2022-06-30 11:19:00 PM  
Every time I watch Trump now I honestly feel like I am just watching an impression of J-L Chauvin doing Trump.
 
2022-06-30 11:26:42 PM  
So apparently he had no f$cking desire to go to the Hill.  He's basically admitting that he lied to all his followers.
 
2022-06-30 11:31:38 PM  
Of course this is not journalism in any way but how could you not possibly ask Trump if he wanted to go to the Hill?
 
2022-07-01 1:33:00 AM  

Notabunny: There's no reason to listen to anything he says unless he's under oath


And I do not believe even that would make him start telling the truth.  He doesn't know how.
 
2022-07-01 1:34:52 AM  
It's all true.  Every bit.  Zero doubt.
 
2022-07-01 1:36:52 AM  

cretinbob: Newsmax is still a thing?


TFG meets FHG.
 
2022-07-01 1:37:30 AM  
When this piece of shiat finally dies there is going to be parties across the country/world.  I don't know that it's going to be like anything we've ever seen before
 
2022-07-01 1:41:06 AM  
mrshowrules:

If you watch her testify and you see that she seems like a reasonable adult with careful measured statements and completely in touch with reality - don't trust you lying eyes and ears.

She worked for both Ted Cruz and Donald Trump without reservation.  It wasn't until she was looking down the barrel of felony charges that she blinked.  Don't mistake CYA with courage or decency.
 
2022-07-01 1:44:24 AM  

DoctorCal: cretinbob: Newsmax is still a thing?

TFG meets FHG.



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What a Fascist Hungarian Guy might look like..
 
2022-07-01 1:44:40 AM  
When this repeated behavior of TFG was pointed out to CNN's anchorwoman she quipped, "Wow! He does do that! That's the first time I've noticed it!" I honestly head-desked.

/ We're boned.
 
2022-07-01 1:44:59 AM  

Chariset: Take her name out of your mouth, you orange farkstick.

She showed more courage in one afternoon than you have in your entire life.


He's no C. Rock
 
2022-07-01 1:46:00 AM  
Can we finally skip the part where we give credence to anything this lying shiatbag says as he disparages and attempts to character assassinate another person who dared go against his made up fantasy?

It's a script. The same one he's been reading from for decades. 

Until he speaks under oath, he, Gym Jordan, Sean Hannity, Ted Cruz, Jesse Watters, this whole fetid lot of sad, weak white men can just fark off and die.
 
2022-07-01 1:46:24 AM  

Sid Vicious' Corpse: A few facts to remember:

This lady ROCKETED thru the ranks of WH staff.  You don't get to be 6 feet from the POTUS by being useless. She really is all that and the bag of chips.

Everyone - and I mean EVERYONE - in DC knew who she was.  If you wanted to talk to POTUS, you talked to her first.  She is respected by everyone in DC except those she exposed. A video camera and hot mike couldn't have been more damaging.

She was testifying without immunity.  She didn't plead the Fifth. Her testimony could get her indicted along with all the rest of the Trump crime family.  And, if and when the indictments do come down, she'll get offered immunity for her testimony. Because she is the perfect witness.  A DA's wet dream.

Keep this in mind and carry on.


In TFV the Newsmax guy led him into - so she could be lying but the blue meanies would not indict her.... no, on, they wouldn't. they wont indict their star witness...

So if she doesn't get indicted it is because the blue meanies are protecting her.
 
2022-07-01 1:47:08 AM  

mrshowrules: My favourite part is when Trump talks about how it was crazy that he tried to grab the USSS agent by the throat.

The Newsmax guy says "You can't even do that from the backseat of the Beast."

Trumps replies, "Well, its hard"

Instead of agreeing with the Newsmax guy, Trump admits it was indeed tricky.


LOL! Trump won't admit he can't do anything.

/Trump was not in the Beast when it occurred, he rode back in the USSS' SUV
 
2022-07-01 1:48:23 AM  
LucasLuminaro When this piece of shiat finally dies there is going to be parties across the country/world.  I don't know that it's going to be like anything we've ever seen before

I'm looking forward to it.  I wonder what brand of whiskey is appropriate when celebrating the death of a dangerous sociopath.
 
2022-07-01 1:49:10 AM  

Cinedelic: mrshowrules:

If you watch her testify and you see that she seems like a reasonable adult with careful measured statements and completely in touch with reality - don't trust you lying eyes and ears.

She worked for both Ted Cruz and Donald Trump without reservation.  It wasn't until she was looking down the barrel of felony charges that she blinked.  Don't mistake CYA with courage or decency.


I'm pretty sure Meadows or Giuliani did something to her.  I'd wager Giuliani dropped his pants in her office.
 
2022-07-01 1:51:46 AM  
His combover is getting worse somehow.
 
2022-07-01 1:53:07 AM  
Still waiting for the headline: "TFG takes a moment to slip in his own piss, smash his head off a toilet, and break his neck, dying instantly"

/When you wish upon a star.....
 
2022-07-01 1:53:35 AM  
Cinedelic She worked for both Ted Cruz and Donald Trump without reservation.  It wasn't until she was looking down the barrel of felony charges that she blinked.

I'm not getting the impression she committed any crimes in all this.  She worked for one of the tops criminals (Meadows) and observed everything close up on a daily basis.  I'm sure her politics are really off putting but she seems more defector than accomplice.
 
2022-07-01 1:53:41 AM  
Why the fark would I want to watch that asshole speak for even one second?
 
2022-07-01 1:53:51 AM  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Cinedelic: mrshowrules:

If you watch her testify and you see that she seems like a reasonable adult with careful measured statements and completely in touch with reality - don't trust you lying eyes and ears.

She worked for both Ted Cruz and Donald Trump without reservation.  It wasn't until she was looking down the barrel of felony charges that she blinked.  Don't mistake CYA with courage or decency.

I'm pretty sure Meadows or Giuliani did something to her.  I'd wager Giuliani dropped his pants in her office.


(shudder)  Probably.  The whole lot of males in TFG's White House were a rapey-molesty bunch.
 
2022-07-01 1:54:26 AM  
One thing he was aware about there was he was aware of libel. He said he wouldn't say why she was was not invited to FL and don't ask him. The Newsmax guy asked why anyway and he said he wasn't going to say. He was well aware if he lied about that he could have another lawsuit shoved up his ass.
 
2022-07-01 1:55:31 AM  
Also newsmax, lol.
Broad farking appeal there, hitting all the households. On Newsmax.
 
2022-07-01 2:02:01 AM  
Well, get up there, testify, and prove her wrong, then.

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2022-07-01 2:02:02 AM  

mrshowrules: My favourite part is when Trump talks about how it was crazy that he tried to grab the USSS agent by the throat.

The Newsmax guy says "You can't even do that from the backseat of the Beast."

Trumps replies, "Well, its hard"

Instead of agreeing with the Newsmax guy, Trump admits it was indeed tricky.


The easiest way to get Trump to confess to a crime is to say you don't think he could do it anyway. His ego will not allow that.
 
2022-07-01 2:05:06 AM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Still waiting for the headline: "TFG takes a moment to slip in his own piss, smash his head off a toilet, and break his neck, dying instantly"

/When you wish upon a star.....


From the overflow of the clogged toilet he just beefed a greasy hamberder log into...And I'd prefer he
not die instantly..But lay in a puddle of his own wastewater, paralyzed from the stroke it induced,
for hours..Then dying of hypothermia from the laying in the cold water from the flooding toilet...
 
2022-07-01 2:05:23 AM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Still waiting for the headline: "TFG takes a moment to slip in his own piss, smash his head off a toilet, and break his neck, dying instantly"

/When you wish upon a star.....


Dude, Jesus Christ, have some heart. He should lay there gurgling for at least half an hour.
 
2022-07-01 2:06:27 AM  
Boring. Low energy. Sad!
 
2022-07-01 2:09:48 AM  
FARK ME, I LOOKED AT THE COMMENTS, RAY!!!!
Its a who's who of completely brainwashed idiots
 
2022-07-01 2:11:03 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Still waiting for the headline: "TFG takes a moment to slip in his own piss, smash his head off a toilet, and break his neck, dying instantly"

/When you wish upon a star.....

From the overflow of the clogged toilet he just beefed a greasy hamberder log into...And I'd prefer he
not die instantly..But lay in a puddle of his own wastewater, paralyzed from the stroke it induced,
for hours..Then dying of hypothermia from the laying in the cold water from the flooding toilet...


I'm not going to lie.
Everytime I open up Fark and see a newsflash, I pray is about something like that
 
2022-07-01 2:12:46 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Still waiting for the headline: "TFG takes a moment to slip in his own piss, smash his head off a toilet, and break his neck, dying instantly"

/When you wish upon a star.....

Dude, Jesus Christ, have some heart. He should lay there gurgling for at least half an hour.


The McNugget or Big Mac that finally ruptures his heart will be America's greatest unsung hero.
 
2022-07-01 2:18:18 AM  
Wow what a unique situation. I've never ever seen trump trash someone who spoke out against him in this exact way that he does every single time.

You really have to be low functioning or a literal fascist to still appreciate anything this guy says.
 
2022-07-01 2:18:40 AM  

Zombie DJ: FARK ME, I LOOKED AT THE COMMENTS, RAY!!!!
Its a who's who of completely brainwashed idiots


I don't even have to look at the comments anymore I know thats the result. This is what is killing America.
 
2022-07-01 2:20:08 AM  
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2022-07-01 2:33:03 AM  
Newsmax is a political tabloid
 
2022-07-01 2:33:30 AM  
And he didn't refute a single fact of her testimony

Terrified
 
2022-07-01 2:34:02 AM  

Cinedelic: mrshowrules:

If you watch her testify and you see that she seems like a reasonable adult with careful measured statements and completely in touch with reality - don't trust you lying eyes and ears.

She worked for both Ted Cruz and Donald Trump without reservation.  It wasn't until she was looking down the barrel of felony charges that she blinked.  Don't mistake CYA with courage or decency.


Lol those farkwits started talking about the right thing, we need to know you're on the team, protect who you need to protect, the entire panoply and regalia of old-man, bad-movie criminality. They reminded her Twumpy does read all these transcripts and 'she should keep that in mind while answering.' And then she suddenly switched lawyers, as if had just dawned on her the entire damned, rotten, atavistic, soul-sucking, race-baiting and dementedly cruel GOP edifice works for Fatboy now.

Dipshiat just can't keep his faceanus shut, can he? Hutchinson didn't say a mumbling word until they started acting like street goons. I'd be pissed, too. Royally. She kinda looks like that actually: a bad one to cross.

GOOD
 
2022-07-01 2:34:22 AM  
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2022-07-01 2:37:36 AM  

Badmoodman: TFG takes to Newsmax to smear Cassidy Hutchinson with his signature brand of character assassination. He plays all the hits, like "Mental problems," "Barely knew her," "DOJ should investigate her"


Sequels with the same plot points and dialogue as the original are so sad and weak.


And even more fitting is how TFG had a cameo in Home Alone 2
 
2022-07-01 2:50:58 AM  
She's pretty enough that you know the "barely knew her" bullshiat don't fly. Him and Stephen Miller were creeping on her the whole time she was there.
 
2022-07-01 2:53:18 AM  

Cinedelic: mrshowrules:

If you watch her testify and you see that she seems like a reasonable adult with careful measured statements and completely in touch with reality - don't trust you lying eyes and ears.

She worked for both Ted Cruz and Donald Trump without reservation.  It wasn't until she was looking down the barrel of felony charges that she blinked.  Don't mistake CYA with courage or decency.


Yeah, sure. But she's as hot as Jody Foster. I'll forgive her quite a bit..
 
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