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(Yahoo)   Putin says Finland and Sweden can "go ahead" and join NATO. Subby believes they really needed his permission and were just waiting patiently. That's pretty big of the little guy   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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2022-06-30 7:47:04 PM  
Pooty Poot has to save face somehow, so he pretends to grant permission. Not that he has any farking say in NATO membership. But he has to pretend.

Such a sad, little man.
 
2022-06-30 7:55:43 PM  
FINE SEE IF I CARE I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY

 
2022-06-30 8:39:33 PM  
Sorry Pooty, but if you didn't start nothing, there wouldn't be nothing, you power hungry bastard.
 
2022-06-30 9:34:51 PM  
but warned the countries against hosting the alliance's 'military contingents and infrastructure'

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2022-07-01 12:37:58 AM  
Presumptuous little prick isn't he?


"Finland and Sweden,   I'mma let you NATO...But I want everyone to know Russia is the best of ALL TIME..."
 
2022-07-01 12:43:19 AM  
From Russian bear to Russian clown bus pretty quick.
 
2022-07-01 12:46:49 AM  

aleister_greynight: but warned the countries against hosting the alliance's 'military contingents and infrastructure'

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Yeah pooty, when we knock boots we like to leave a toothbrush at her place. Makes things easier, and it's none of your business.
 
2022-07-01 12:53:05 AM  
Putin muchly strong!
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2022-07-01 1:11:20 AM  

Amish Tech Support: From Russian bear to Russian clown bus pretty quick.


Bears are usually found at the Circus.
 
2022-07-01 1:15:08 AM  
Russia can "go ahead" and take the advice they got on Snake Island.
 
2022-07-01 1:41:49 AM  
That's the type of "go ahead" said by an angry wife when the husband says he is going to a friend's house for poker night.
 
2022-07-01 2:33:18 AM  
Sounded like he was threatening the Baltic states in response.
 
2022-07-01 3:05:05 AM  

Amish Tech Support: From Russian bear to Russian clown bus pretty quick.


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2022-07-01 3:07:22 AM  
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"Sure, let Finland and Sweden hookup with that Chad NATO. See if I care *snff*."
 
2022-07-01 3:24:56 AM  
Finland isn't in Scandinavia.

They do have a treaty following WW2 to remain neutral, but they felt it wasn't relevant any longer, neither did Russia it seems.

A Russian saying is "once the fight is over, you can stop waving your arms." Sounds like Russia follows that advice.
 
2022-07-01 3:30:40 AM  
You better not try to expand NATO

Oh, you are trying to expand NATO... well you better not have states that border us join or we will respond.

Oh, Finland is joining, you better not let them or we will respond.

Oh, you are letting them, well ok, but you better not put and troops or military infrastructure there....


I almost want Canada to send like one of their soldiers there. The nicest one they have and give him all kinds of NATO embossed merch. And he just sits there on the border saying nice things to Russia.

Hi, from NATO eh.
 
2022-07-01 3:56:09 AM  
Responding in kind would mean defensively, which is fine.
 
2022-07-01 4:25:42 AM  
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2022-07-01 4:55:10 AM  

Ketchuponsteak: Finland isn't in Scandinavia.

They do have a treaty following WW2 to remain neutral, but they felt it wasn't relevant any longer, neither did Russia it seems.

A Russian saying is "once the fight is over, you can stop waving your arms." Sounds like Russia follows that advice.


It's not exactly a neutrality treaty. More like a "don't start none, won't be none" treaty. Respect the borders, and if either is under attack don't help the aggressor. It also doesn't have any language forbidding NATO membership, AFAIK.

It was signed in 1992, and after 2002 it is renewed or expired every 5 years. Which... *checks calendar* includes this year.
 
2022-07-01 5:27:11 AM  
Literal LOL on reading that.

IIRC, didn't Vladimir the Incompetent threaten the world with nuclear destruction when Sweden and Finland started talking about joining NATO back in February? Now he's trying to save face and pretending anyone cares about his opinion on the subject.

Vova, you no longer have any control over events outside russia (and not much control inside russia, either). No one is afraid of you. They're all too busy laughing at you to be scared. Go peddle your pretties elsewhere.
 
2022-07-01 6:03:44 AM  
It's really obvious who Trump took his style of ruling from. Everything is a victory. Every failure was also a victory because it shows how generous he can be
 
2022-07-01 6:59:20 AM  
They can build their own farking Maginot Line with blackjack and hookers and you can't do shiat about it.
 
2022-07-01 7:18:04 AM  
Between this and getting kicked off Snake Island--oh, wait, I meant 'withdrawing as a gesture of good will'--this has not been a great week for Pooty-Poot, though I guess he can smile a bit with the civil burblings as his Congressional pets have sown the seeds for distraction.
 
2022-07-01 8:25:18 AM  
You are in the position to demand nothing Vova.

You have overplayed your hand and destroyed your country.

NATO will admit anyone it chooses and they will behave however they wish. If you don't like it you can sucka  potato.
 
2022-07-01 8:37:12 AM  

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"Sure, let Finland and Sweden hookup with that Chad NATO. See if I care *snff*."


The magnifying glass is a nice touch.
 
2022-07-01 10:44:39 AM  
Who wants a bunch of sour old grapes anyway
 
2022-07-01 11:53:36 AM  
I bet the rest of the world is scared bigly about any threats, look how he did against Ukraine. Next, the world will face the entire might of the Russian Army, minus about 1,500 tanks. Don't throw us in the briar patch.

- Sofa
 
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